AFL Round 23 Wrap - Pies & Giants Win Thrillers, Carlton are Alive + Sam Darcy Goes Big! | AFL Today

Intro look out oh yes footy back today I'm heish McIntosh wait no I'm not a giant man he played a lot of footy for a lot of teams I'm James Clemens I'm just some dude I'm also joined by two of my very very good mates that's right Alex Donnelly over there good day Jim that's a wildly positive what was in his coffee here today I don't know I don't know just when your team wins you know just feels good you would know that the stats man no we're back to our usual program obviously North lost so yeah sad times it is sad times why is that cuzz round 23 is done a sad Point very sad this is the point where it really kicks in you go I've only got one like every other team is sitting there going oh one two 3 Cancun but let's get out of here fans are just like wait after this week we're only have like maximum four games of footy in a weekend and then it'll only be two the W again and then we got the W the W starts in two ways the men's is just it's just tough Yeah It's just tough 80,000 people at the D well there's not going to be that many M finals probably as well so that's aw we're we're on track for one in the first week that's brutal anyway all right round 23 is done this is the AFL Today's show you can check us out on YouTube all the good stuff all the social channels you need to what is it Aussie rules today on the face it's popping off it is going all right so get around at where we podcast as well of course 40 is back and it's time for a Quick Look quick look at r round 23 uh chaos round we've C it a couple of times it could have been a little bit more chaotic it almost today was an absolute just yeah like Sunday just was a horrible horrible day of footy all the other days down like I had my mother-in-law's 70th I mentioned that the other day like someone's oh jeez that's not good I'm like my mother-in-law is a saint she's awesome looks out the kids every so often there you go I was so happy to spend today just having that in the corner just paying attention to the foot rather than just sitting there and just going oh this sucks this horrible anyway it's been a bad day whereas yesterday was great yesterday was an Absolut manyam barn burner of a day where you get Melbourne up setting the Suns you had the Giants Dockers arm wrestle you had an absolute chaotic Grand Final rematch between the pies and the Lions you had a showdown that featured plenty of Biff Riley thrill th uh it was a smashing in the end which was a bit surprising it back to one point uh there was a 63o turnaround in saints jalong that was nuts like what what the hell how did the Saints score over 100 points and it's just like that was one awesome day of footy I'll tell you that much pretty good day to be hung over on the couch and not get out of your Jamies I'll tell you couldn't be me every day anyway uh what actually happened in round 23 gentlemen well Isaac ranking got concussed uh from a pretty tough hit from Dan Houston very unnecessary yeah and Dan Houston is very much in trouble you'd think Dan Houston will not play another game for Port adelade oh yeah he wants out and he's going to get then he's like he he's done a u-turn on Melbourne which is interesting but any club would want him any club want him point there he's done a u-turn on Melbourne because he's like I don't want to be Tim Toranto yeah no you know jump out of a good situation go this is going to be a this sucks and Melbourne's culture I think people worried exactly maybe you had to look as I said the other day had to look under the hood and went no that stinks uh it's like walking in the bathroom after the 5-year-olds been in like what did you do what did you do nothing like shaming kids for their anyway uh thing is if Port continue along their merry way and seemingly maybe make another prelim or something like that Dan Houston might not want to do a Tim Tanto and actually go might just stick around not that bad yeah anyway uh it was a high hit yeah it was at F first uh glance I thought it wasn't because I thought he got this is when stats gu is going to be against dudes getting knocked out getting suspended again when got four weeks you're oh he shouldn't I don't think that's a different one but this one definitely yeah he should he should get it was brutal in the moment y it was brutal at like game Pace yeah it was brutal slmo and like that's just not just a big all in which is always good uh it's good to see my man Riley thrill Thro just raged on dude still uh tough Dan Houston rough rough as guts to the point where they asking is after it as well like going what did you say he's like well nothing and he's just like it's like Wayne G from Wayne's World like host like the dude from scanners uh so how many weeks do you stats boy I think I said four originally but think seeing it again tonight maybe five or six five I'll go five it's going to be hard for them to go less than six six which is brutal because they really need him in the finals he's an absolute jet yeah oh well you choose to bump you pay the he could he could have easily us exactly he chose him it was very dumb yeah and uh I reckon it'll be the six and we'll probably talk about it again in on Wednesday and Thursday is there a way that he somehow gets like less weeks we think and he make and then they make the granny and he comes back for the no because he knocked him out the thing is if like if you knock him out and can cuss him when you choose to bump it go straight to the tribunal and they the starting point is four but they might go six true if it stays at four that's next week yeah you lose your first final you're in the top four you play another one yeah the he can still play the Grand Final purposely lose one to get just what pade would want to do again lose a fourth consecutive final no you're right all right speaking of other injuries in gear we had Charlie cman with his weird leg and concussion that was a concussion I think he's up there with the most injuries like in the AFL like any of the players he's had so many injuries this man he he's broken his leg twice he's I think he's done his knee like twice now he's they took him straight to hospital they didn't even know what it was they just like it's Charlie combin he's had too many injes let's just take him to the hospital put in the combin room yeah the room he's just always there he just walked in oh hey Jack Mountain you're here too and when he plays he's he's an absolute gen I love watching Charlie but yeah brutal stin Berman Berman was his sub a quarter later nothing went right for my RO today he got concussed as he came on the ground W day got injured as well in the game but the crazy thing was Mitch cley tweeted out after that x-rays has shown no collarbone break for will day which is huge really but it's like what happens if that's not a break yeah what is it just like is it a big D in it or something that's weird uh so early news is positive you need more assessment to deter or the finals at least didn't look good they've got Richmond next week right no they played Richmond they got I'm going to be there win by 300 points and scrimshaw's got like a badly dislocated finger as well not go to Taz and win by 300 points sad that's unlucky outside of that James H yeah nice uh joins Port Melbourne as the Director of coaching which is kind of fun still has good hair he I saw him in person like about a year ago I'm like that is a great oh it's James H I saw him I'm like I noticed the hair first that is a great head of hair James he's like problem be Jim buddy yeah I saw him running one day I'm like oh that's James H he's still fit not as fit as bucks but still fit yeah nice there was also uh not to step on your stat of the week here stats boy but I did love Bevo has equal Ted Whitten I think yes 228 games 228 games very cool coaching Western Bulldog still hasn't finish in the top four he has been a great coach he's got him a flag which no other coach in the Bulldogs could do in what was it seven years or I have no idea when last one good on him dog for Life uh Max G got a contract extension as well till 202 well at least at least one dude wants to stick around he wants to stay because he's like I'm the captain I probably should pretend that pretend that I like it even was like oh we'll see what happens I've got a big offer somewhere else literally so many of their like stars could be gone re uh the other little bits in Bobs is that we saw so yesterday on the weekend rather it came out that uh Chris Scott did say that Tom Hawkins won't play for the West Coast game next week which is pretty crazy so um the cats will still be fit to play in the finals but I don't know how you bring him back un unless he's 100 100% even at 100% he's been pretty average this year so tell you what they could have used a bit of a extra bit of experience as well on the weekend uh and then most of all after round 23 the blues uh ended up by six winning by Ryan recently just dropped a car he he was on someone's shoulders and probably would have been Mark of and he just dropped it but that's unlucky that's not great the final picture has gotten somewhat clearer by the same we know we know one thing it's like we I tell we know one thing in the top eight but this is It's become somewhat clear because before this it was like looking into a puddle of Mud now it's looking into a puddle of Mud and it's singing back to you the puddle of Mud songs you know remember that band puddle of Mud you guys definitely I Dole mud the first gym refence run playlist like I prob I probably do I probably do uh she had a they a puddle of Mud had a song it was basically an entire Nana rip she effing hates me um yeah it's like the most like you've written a post grum song and that's the worst so the only thing that we know right now is the Sydney Swans will play a home qualifying final that is the only thing that is the only thing locked in Port Adela will also be in the top four top four for Port uh the tricky part is so uh with all of this Basics actually also know that essentially snn are done that's what we do know Yep they're that's actually the best there are still nine teams technically 10 teams who can play finals would have to win by like 300 points on Friday night so tell me there's a chance playing they playing Melbourne they have to win prove me wrong prove me the record they'll they'll the record score will be uh will be so yeah it's your top three are locked in for the top three uh Sydney will not top spot calling if Carlton and fr lose Callingwood mate look at the percentage differ it's no no no they pass cuz is only on 50 50 mine's not looking I press live anyway sorry I forgot car have jumped him now my bad my the stats guy they call so Sydney first on 64 points 126% Port out 60114 gws 6011 111 let's let's Ladder Check just reverse it we'll just do the lad check check check check because this is what it comes down to the ladder check is right now this is the finals as of stand right you have Sydney at 64 16 and they're Untouchable basically in the top two playing a home final they've got 1% to lose against the crows they're going to be first minor Premiership tick so Sydney play Adelaide next week Port Adelaide a second on the ladder on 60 points they're 15 and seven they play three next week which is huge because Port want to stay in second ahead of gws they are three percentage points behind oo no ahead sorry so they want to stay that up so gws win and Port lose well doesn't matter exactly so you want to keep on winning gws on 60 points as well in third play the Western Bulldogs which is that's GNA be awesome a big game yeah ballat I feel like we should go boys my dad and brother are gone dogs fans so up in a B for that Mark the mallan wagon it might honestly be sold out because it doesn't hold that many people a we know a guy J clb you you can get tickets my 10 year high School anniversary at that ground oh yeah that's right good timeses number four and this is the craziest one I think from this week in jalong at 56 could have locked themselves into the top four the top four and this is why I'm talking about the ladder positioning became clear and then it wasn't if Jong had done their job and beating s Kilda we'd have a top four we do not have a top four as it stands because Jong are all sorts of wonky and here we go because they can be jumped by brisban who are in fifth on 54 points won 138 And1 who just went out and lost in disastrous fashion remember two weeks ago everyone's like bris are going to win the flag and now they're fifth so what the hell the odds at the moment for them to win the flag is $750 they got down as low as $50 $380 on Thursday afterno The Bookies are laughing with this season cuz the amount of you Peaks and troughs and all this is unbelievable I'll find the market you then have so that's the brisman lions in fifth on 54 because of that crucial draw you have the Western Bulldogs in six equal with Hawthorne on 52 points yep and I believe my beloved Baggers on 52 as well right so that's sort of the eight at the moment freio sit behind that on 50 points in ninth that lost to W and's really coming back to bite them and then you have the pies and the bomb rays in 1011 uh bomb Rays being done so the craziest one is so the Lions have a really amazing game against essendon next week which is who knows what the the Dons will be playing for gws Western Bulldogs just is just the lad shaper like this is huge well no it's if it's if Western Bulldogs win that it basically kills free manal yep and it anymore anyway the last game of the regular season would be Port Foo which would be huge it's amazing because I think we all think looking looking at this like the the dogs ha on C we look at go all right hathon are definitely going to win their game because they're playing North yeah Western Bulldogs or carton losing Freo win one of them's getting jumped North Melbourne have the opportunity to do the funniest thing in the world well we we uh won our last game last year by a lot ker also the opportunity the funny thing of the world and be weird things happen in tazy gy so you never know there you go uh buto that's a must Western Bulldog somehow going from the being the best team three weeks ago to missing the eight would be the most western Bulldogs thing ever and that's the weirdest part right it's very very feasible with this this bottom four of the nine where you've got Western Bulldogs Hawthorne Carlton all on equal points and Frio on 50 yeah that if Foo do beat Port all bets are off like it's going to be chaos it's the last game though so you're just like oh really good we a massive Sunday next week I'm saying gentlemen live stream Sunday no all day I'm not here but you guys can you go boys let's go that's boy you call it in I'm cancel I I could call in I could call in so right now the swans a favorites $4 gws 520 Port outa 720 Brisbane 780 jalong 10 11 no this is badf so it's the true market and then Western Bulldog's 1250 Caron somehow $14 50 is Freo and then you can have 1,000 to one the rest fascinating gear interesting it is going to be nuts that is a huge ladder if you want to go down through the rest of it as well you do have a little bit more jostling for draft picks because you have as I said 46 gold Co Melbourne on 44 sinila 40 Gold Coast is somehow down to 40 P the finals and they're just going to be their classic 14th finish classic they've lost four of their last five it's incredible do play Richmond next week so they should probably snag one more win uh the chro the chro ear in 15th feels like that is one of the weirdest years they're 8 and 13 and they're in 15th West Coast 5- 17 now their two game winning streak comes to an end against the blues North a three and 19 stats boy just yuck it's tough finished finished uh no better than 17th for the fourth or fifth consecutive year yep that is continual suckage it's been I'm very sad times I want to talk it could Richmond jump them uh if they win the dimmer ball oh that outc that is funny for Richmond winning by 10 goals and North losing by 80 is the funniest I'm so Tor because Richmond beating gooss would be hilarious but I don't want to become last again but no but it also be funny because there was a certain few media people who a few weeks ago like for the next decade North Melbourne won't be last so for them to get the wooden SP would be kind of funny love it no offense that's [ __ ] no that's crap letter check after round 23 remarkably they're still at Round 24 I'm all about this like people oh the footy season too long no no it could never be too long for me ever I mean Jim don't you want to take no I don't want a break I just want to keep going let's just keep going we got Christmas we could send him to well we could do shows after we've got what trade period are we doing a trade show are we might as we could could we call it trade I don't know podcast or something today today do you got to put today in there Vent Sesh - Fraud Watch all right time for a little bit of vent sash uh this is one that we've not had to yell about too much in the last few weeks I feel like but let's noticeable at the game commentary it was in stuck Stu Stu uh realization on the weekend where you had Bruin calling without the G obviously the callers are there yep it was in every way shape and form e flipping Ms it was huge the game was huge the call was huge great you know why cuz feeding off the vibe the vibe of the thing you know smash cut to earlier in the day gws fro also an awesome game you know what the vibe was nothing why is that I don't know cuz no one was there call the bloody game it doesn't make any sense God just get somebody local I don't even care it's all but we've got a big screen we can watch it it doesn't they used to have Britain speed and now for some reason he's calling on he was calling on the radio I was listening to the radio all I ask and we get this next year is so this just is finally no we don't it's not locked in we have an option for this next year uh at the game commentry just do it hard uh and also commentary can we just quit it with the first names and the nicknames nicknames and first names you know I just can't stand this I like the first names unless it's like an commonly accepted nickname of Buddy Franklin Buddy's easy because his he's the B and he that's his name Bon's all right it's the Bon is part of his name but when we're just going oh he's kicked it to Joey it's like who is Joey oh Brownie's got the who brownie I know 87 AFL brownies there a quite literally there's a Nathan Brown and another Nathan Brown what are we doing the one first name I'm fine with being used is Jamara cuz he's the only one Jamar goes Jamara you're like oh who's that I'm on board unique first names of fine because it's LeBron LeBron LeBron sounds way better than James here we go you got to say something there you go still just sort of out commentary you killing me and like this is the last couple weeks we have to sort of deal with a lot of this sort of stuff because it'll be Channel 7 does all the finals they're at the game finals are at the game finals coverage is usually really good yes and then finally scheduling sort of was just a bit wonky this week because just I feel like we can I've had a couple of conversations this week this weekend specifically going why and like these are a couple of uh folks who I've chatted to who aren't massive massive massive AFL fans they like wait so why is the AFL not Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday Monday I'm like oh you're talking to the right dude here because I've got some thoughts and then I've just literally like chewed someone's ear off for the next 45 minutes so and then but they were EPL fans as well right they're like oh but we we have mid games and stuff like that I'm like yeah you've got like Cup games you've got Champions League you've got everything coming out the wild you've got International breaks and stuff but at the same time it works you make it work scheduling you use all the big brains but there's also a lot of people in the EPL it's different that only want to watch their team and not everyone yeah but then there's s guys like us who want to watch L people watch every game but still it's just like yeah there is time in a weekend for every single game of footy that you can watch yeah make it Essendon vs Sydney happen the only problem is that means next year when they finally put Monday night footy is this show becomes Monday night at 11:00 p.m. that's actually fine I'm okay with it it's better than to be honest better than Sunday nights I'll tell you geez like let's do some game wraps from a big weekend of footy let's go hey did a team win on Friday night yeah we did and broke the heart of s fans around dri once again uh the I was at my as I mentioned mother-in-law 70th uh lovely lot of fans in that party yeah they didn't want to talk footy I did I do I very purposefully J I'll tell it's pretty rough isn't it didn't just Revel in it like I could have I didn't cuz CT had the chance to stuff it up exactly I didn't want to get ahead of M SK oh yeah true yeah that's a good that's a good good now that's happened anyway so doesn't matter Bobb n you guys are great um wait what are they still the best team so my entire thing lost eight out of their last 11 to blow it this is exactly what happened last year exactly the same thing happened last and you know what they've already said they're going to go back to the states to some college uh colleges work out that did not work go night in right this game Sydney 98 59 ESS and in uh bombers were in it early bombers should have been seven goals in Fr at half you guys early oh my God and and then they were not in because Sydney just went check this out after half time oh oh that was cute okay we're just going to take over and dominate the game but first of all shout out to Jimmy Thomas and Scott from platform 28 on Friday hey AFL todayy that's the mustache guy literally that's what one guy said he I recognized the mustache and then Thomas bought me there nice one I just hope that they remember the theme song We Imaging at a pub and that you hear in the corner that's that's a b creepy that's yeah so they did dominate this first half should have been a mile in front but they just chip it around go sideway like oh we're just going to bomb it long and hope for the best or chip it to a dude 48 m in in front of goal and it just doesn't work weak inside 50s and McCart and Mel like oh yeah okay yeah Mark okay we'll try and do anything but they couldn't get forward I thought Nick Martin was brilliant he was unbelievable H he was fantastic Zack Merck got tagged out of the game by James Jordan Jake Stringer did the most Jake Stringer ever kicked an awesome snap off his left boot then Mr sit doesn't he know he needs a contract Jak string what he doing that's the thing so he Ked 41 goals four years ago then 20 something 20 something and he's going to kick 40 again this year oh he's going to kick 40 39 at the moment I think or he's up to 40 now um ESS you're not good enough to be good you're not bad enough to completely bottom out same place once again this is great y uh Henman another three votes it's going to be really awkward come Brown L night it feels like that no no Crips might have a and Neil I think will be still yeah but there's a chance if he gets another three next week it's like oh no luy Parker big game three goals he was awesome once again I love the games of Braden Campbell and Matty Roberts when you get to finals it's your bottom six players that are that lift up and play well win you the flags and I think they were great Campbell by foot is as good as Errol who was also pretty good uh Amar did nothing all night then all of a sudden he's kicked two goals will Hayward popped up with goals but importantly for swans fans Callum Mills is back oh all the rers off as I said it's the rust that's slowly working off racist yeah 26 touches just cuz he's got red hair Al doesn't mean he's got rust 26 touches five score involvements 10 intercept possessions he was absolutely fantastic and Sam darham you are fake tough nice try you got put on your ass it was a weird bombers game they had the six of the top seven balln sorry was it six or seven six of the top seven Ball winners were bombers but that's the thing and then they beat you in every stat almost except like it was unbel once again the one that matters which is the thing that and F all year is kicking goals the swans just went oh this is good we're going to be deadly with our use of the footy that's what it was it was a good team actually using the football well and going through a team that can't defend like you are so lucky you got rid of M left 1.4 million his own head because he's he is a good player I think he's a good player he he's just been so bad was also getting just dragged it's like under 12 would hit that hand yeah he he's done that about five or six times this year just that easy handball that AFL players would never miss but it was also that after half time Swan's pressure just went turned on and that's when ESS and just started absolutely crapping down their pants and the swan just went hey we're really good where Min a premier we're going to make the Grand Final yep ESS had 389 to 354 disposals inside 50 to 48 it was just theide 50s like 39% to 52 they had 17 free kicks to 10 they beat him in hit outs they basically entered they equal them in Center clearances stoppage clearances basically the same beat them in contested possessions uncontested possessions they had fewer turnovers and they got smashed one that's chaos I'm a little bit worried I don't know if being a swans fan it was the lowest tackles you had I know you had a lot of the ball in the second half but it was only 41 tackles which was a season low I don't know if that's a bit of a worry you won anyway I wasn't too concerned because their pressure in the second half was a lead and it was also SN were doing just a lot of chipping around so anytime the ball actually hit the deck the swans would just like just absolutely crashing it's like if you throw a crust of bread in a bunch of swans yep that's yeah how are the two fan bases feeling Alex how do the swans feel swans fans very happy now going into next week are going okay rest Brody Grundy rest the lizard rest will Haywood rest Dane rampy next week doesn't matter make sure the boys are right for finals because there's some players you can't someone like Dane rampy if he gets injured in a meaningless game what are we doing smart fans just they like we did it again we did it again Shady's out Doro is out there was like at least an undercurrent of optimism from fans my message in group chat last that means they're going to win the flag I found the funniest outcome for 2025 already ESS and make the finals and lose an elimination final the MCG to the Gold Coast or North Melbourne or well okay North's not going to make the finals but gold Co maybe funniest outcome yeah it's pretty good uh uh how the fan bases feeling after to Friday as well I was absolutely stoked I went to one of the best gigs of my life on Friday night I saw the mening is one of my favorite F uh so I saw the first watch really good came out of what happened there there's no like like mobile reception in the Crocs so you just like I don't know what's going on like I had mates at the same gig I'm like where are you and you're like waiting for the message to S you're like oh whatever um met them anyway it was all good but yeah the foot I'm like that's I was say the Crocs isn't that big you should be able to find him Ro yeah it's big but it's not M like it's not it's not an arena but yes uh I had a few few beers anyway menzingers what a what a band what a gig s gold coost you make Jim hung over on the couch and he's Jamies this Gold Coast Suns team playing Gold Coast vs Melbourne at home were obliterated by the Melbourne demons 117 to 63 first time all year the 28th parallel dead it's not dead no it is dead they got smashed but it's dead I am worried about the 28th parallel the aura of the 28th parallel has taken a big hit a big hit it has this entire Sun season can come down to when Jed Walter shaved his head I'm just saying yeah don't do it Jed what are you doing mate at home no Anderson was still very good in this game he was everywhere 33 disposals this game was how does Ed Lang have 37 I'm going to check if that's he's a good player he is a good player but that zinc cream he did look good in the zinc cream zinc cream yeah the zinc cream you got to do it above the 28 parel you have the zinc cream on he was flying it makes you at least 5% quicker did he have short sleeve or long sleeve on short I wasn't cuz it was pretty hot yeah but he he gets the short sleeve and like yeah like the three quarter almost anyway uh goast were in this game so I clearly saw none of this and then Melbourne just stomped them it was chaos I don't know what happened to this go co Suns team they got curb stomped disco Turner they call him uh four goals I think that that's going to be a career high for the they're doing this when Coy pickets only had four touches what absolutely nothing was hilarious so this was a one goal lead to Melbourne of the half and then go Coast just did they kicked two goals I think the rest of the way so it was egregiously egregiously horrible okay and uh I want dimma to just go we not only need to grow the F up I'm going to f and fight eff and every if in one of you that's what they basically needed him to do after this game there so many guys that just don't stand up they they can't have two good weeks going to Road most of their players it doesn't make any sense like Ben King kicked two wit he kicked two goals ra only getting 16 touches is everybody else just stunk it up Flanders kicking the two is like found money but wow like no Mac Andrew going like that much forward he didn't have that much of an impact uh you had just a lot of Hangers On yeah and this was a Melbourne Team without Clary that look cooked al going to be smash guys tip we we all tipped let's also know this is a big win for the D after the week from hell here just going burn the joint down everyone's leaving everyone's out there like we're just going to go Stomp The Gold Coast on but the problem is if no one was watching did it happen I didn't say it melbour fans probably yet to see any footage of this game on the internet oh there you well having watched it I mean definitely but you were hung over so I don't know I don't know if you're reliable this but this was also one of the this is a great hangover game cuz you're watching this at the same time you're watching the next game we're about to talk about flipping between the two you're like this is great I'm having a horrible time but I'm having a great time anyway I tell you what it's the pint of a double of jamson and soda oh a pint you got a double but you got enough soda to like balance it out that is too much it's just like it's just a lot of Boozer man anyway uh Vonnie was fantastic yeah 30 and two like he did nor come on and uh how are the two fan bases feeling about goast getting run over at home by in a dead rubber probably not great Co fans are tearing their hair out again son's F like what the hell was that this Melbourne team G they're like in Cancun already yeah Oliver literally might be might is not allowed to get on a plane for another 6 months or he might explode but he's still basically he's gotten on the uh on well the M1 he's just bang down the surf Coast or something no master he's going up to the snow let's be real he's going a bull but the fanas is the demons are like where was this fight all year I think they'd still be a little bit happier because no they they've had a really bad couple like asked out and then he just played an awesome game like it's chaos yep go goes they're just like what the hell man Melbourne just like what the hell man different s of what the other GWS vs Fremantle game as I mentioned gws 1012 one of the games of the year yeah this was one of the games but this if this was this exactly the same the gws uh Brisbane game last week gws should have been like nine goals in front in the first 15 minutes it was just like H Jesse Hogan's going to kick 10 Tom Green's going to have 50 they were curb stomping them it was ridiculous crazy and then they let them back into it really really quickly and they missed everything and then suddenly they're like down at the half you're like what the hell just happened yeah it was and then they just armest and just like back forth back it was that was awesome like it looked like um Jen was going to kick away a little bit then the Dockers would get one or back it was just it was awesome one of your favorite gyms score worm yeah we probably should put that I did write that down interesting score worm yeah we should put that up on the up up on the Hogan had six yep could have had 10 six goals four he K six goals four just kick K two he kicked two out in the full as well this is the best run of goal kicking we've seen in a long time I'm trying to think like since buddy orev or like like the amount of goals he's kicking every week is just nuts so good I do love it Brent Daniels is amazing in this game as well he had goal assist coming at the W as well as kicking his own three he was absolutely everywhere as ever good luck giving out the votes in this gamew have 41 disposal Tom Green had 40 that was an awesome battle and they like you look up they it's like they ham to each other pretty much was awesome in the Rock like this game oh Dary Jones we haven't even talked about him that chase down tackle on H Luke Jackson to win the game he he was awesome Dary Jones that check side Bri's goal that he kicked was awesome as well was like full of highlights just absolutely roasted it briy showing why I picked him at the start of the team in the start of the year in the meaty boys nice uh there was also luy Ash I think might be looking at an MR on our headit as well oh yes yes correct I I haven't seen anything else after that actually game so still not great what a wild game it was and it was kind of like it's not exactly like the Fade Out from Frio in the fourth quarter that we play pretty well has a match one match as well as a fine for staging yep oh yeah that's right yeah yeah and so Foo did kick four goals in this last one yeah but allowed GD to do the exact well exactly lazar's point on code Sports how we've talked about this every week last three weeks before crumbling in the last call they should they In fairness they should be Zero from eight because Logan McDonald kicked one off his shin yeah yeah so they yeah they've got a closing problem yep nice anything else you want to throw into this one this is the game of the year oh be my favorite game to watch was pretty good too yeah but I don't enjoy calling wood so it's good that both teams SC had we had two of the best games of the season in three within three hours of each other like this was great and it wasn't one of those ones where it's like it's tight but it's like eight goals to nine you're like ah that wasn't actually that great this was great football all day yeah just all so many highlights all the games are good that's what it's all what are you trying to tell me that the North Richmond game wasn't the game of the year two weeks ago that was we won so I was how the two fan bases feeling Giants fans are just like Jim might have been right at the start of the year we are the best team in the country all Sydney thir best team in all Sydney Grand Final it's happening I would that would be pretty cool fre fans will be ruing yet another opportunity missed three in a row three losses in a row frud watch not even fraud watch they are fraud they are fraud frud it's like do you want to play finals you had top four on a platter and you're somehow going to miss finals well they do have one huge huge huge remaining opportunity to uh do it we're about to find out like who knows what that hard they also know by the time they R out they'll actually know what's going on like Calton last year crazy man uh fan bases yeah we said thatw yeah with sweet top four y go Pi's Lions what a game oh was there this ma Collingwood vs Brisbane Lions 79 78 you guys are both there I was watching this on the big tooth hung over just go need more coffee this was awesome the lons looked Absol were kicking their head I went to the bar for two two B quarters cuz uh St boy yeah no I was in the in the long it was very nice and um yeah what was it 33 to9 at one point was that the they kicked the first four or five everyone like oh all the con like groaning in the first like oh our season cooked and then they were just awesome after that so good yeah it was once again the lons jumped out to an awesome first quarter lead and have just somehow given up the ghost then but like we got the full Jo yesterday we got full like amazing best in the conf he justed he spraying him he's taking grabs kicking goals you never go full Jo yeah he went he always does what was it 10 10 score involvements five clangers burnt Chucky ceron a few times missed a sit hit a torp that went out in the full put another one into into the Great Southern stand like that's why you pay T pay for your ticket to go and watch Jo dad just do something awesome or do something dumb and CH the G all day like there was no tomorrow he went full Joe it was great feel like there's like a uh a brisban lion Sydney Swans bet where Alex has to shave his Mo to look more like Joey duckets where like two component parts and his hair to be like uh Joey duck I can't get my hair to wear one sock up one sock down if he's in the Rock like mind this I'm going to work on the details but it's like the mustache is like component parts you do a be I can't do a be one the bid's Untouchable yeah true a stinks do the Thriller what am I going to do with the Thriller one I don't know figured out when they play play each other next year uh anyway this game let's talk it all all the way through so the swing back towards the pies happens good worm again two crazy worm well the second quarter they get back into it and then in the third quarter brisma okay that that's enough go away like we're going to go and win this game get out top four spot despite Nick Doos playing absolutely phenomenal at the same time you they like ranking Nick de's games that's right up there he was unbelievable kicked in the second quarter basically put the team just back into theel they were basic they were dead in the water still and you just had those two goals and like call fans believe deos is gonna will US L that was unbelievable and he also kicked a point like at the uh at some point as well that he could had three right there and it was awesome that just goal that he ran through the middle I think has to be it be up there for goal of the year no one in the league was catching him he was so fast take two not many there's only a play few players in the comp that can kick that goal and yeah so they got him within five points because they held the lines to a single point in that second quar crazy it was incred best off in the league to a single point ex well they're not the best offense in the league one of and it's actually what happened at the very end of this game because Brisbane did sort of get back up pretty handily uh and then right at the end though after they kick lucky Schulz just goes absolutely out of his mind Lucky Schulz had his moment finally finally did something good we we rewind the tape to when Jim said it would be something weird like Loy shorts going nut you actually did say that just saying you did say that uh the thing was the part that blew my mind they get back up and they get in front I'm like oh they left too much time here and then Chucky kicks the goal and it's just like close what are we doing it and it just didn't get there the noise was inside the loudest part was quo getting that really clutch tackle at the end was I think it was quo wasn't it yeah qu so I wrote it down it was awesome but it was exactly like Darcy Jones's tackle it wases quo rundown tackle on Bailey yes but then that goes that goes up the other end to our good friend John Noble who then gets it across to shorts who then does the running bu na which honestly cuz I was across on the other side from it it looked like he shanked the everloving crap out of it oh it's a go everyone's so is it R had an absolute bar CER shocker right of the death as well he did he did uh and that was it so I think you look at that lines thing you go oh how did they only score one point for the entire second quarter how did they not score at all for the last two and a half minutes of this game what did calling would do the clamps that was the first time they've I was about to say Joe Dan her did Miss A C with about eight minutes to go that would have put the game Out Of Reach Dary Moore was a lot better as well which like he actually was Manning up and getting spoilers for once so good he hasn't been doing that all year but I thought I thought John Noble was great 20es score involvements I thought he was fantastic um Josh Dunley was very good as well Ash really good especially first half and side hell of a big had a good day as well goalie got out of the RO really nice big and Dary Cameron was a good matchup he's been underrated this year the big he's a really good Rockman all right two fan bases how are they feeling after one of the best games we'll see this well Collingwood fans were up and about going we can make finals and Calton just ruined that so and then they looked at their percentage as well it's like well no they had a chance until kton decided to [ __ ] West Coast and bris there is still a chance techn no no tech there is Collingwood season season ended when Errol Gordon snapped that goal brisban fans are like come on man we had we had top four SOA now they fifth I said it a month ago they've spent so long chasing that they're going to run out of gas and I think they've hit the end of the road so brisban play ESS in this week if they lose that game they could be jumped we haven't even talked about bris G as well bulldogs and car yeah yep and if Frio beat Port what happened percentage isn't enough they're fine but jez uh Brisbane are now two and 16 in the last 10 years the only two times the two wins at the G have been against the D two and 16 just come on but it was just so cool to have a grand final rematch that was almost good as Grand Final very simar yeah Showdown that was fun 80 Port out Port Adelaide vs Adelaide they finally get one on the board first win in the last five five sounds right maybe four I think they lost three straight at least yeah uh ad 58 crom they were looking good well so it's three quarters was this game turned around when Isaac Ranken got kned into the next level the beef started and it's sort of because there was there was a goal goal in it at that point and then you take out adela's best player and it just put Adel bye yep they could never really drag it back into this one and uh finished really strong as well like Adelaide LED until what halfway through the third quarter yeah Y and you're like here we go ah they kicked Four Points in that third quarter and was all over there Port Adel just sort of held them at Arms L the rest of the way with a makeshift forward line like that for them to actually go out and put up 98 points no they was 80 to 58 it's just like I'm just there was an eight in there somewhere doing extra extra points but it's like yeah willly only to Hornet to Francis Evans tune Darcy burn Jon 2 like this that's such a good performance like an all round yeah but it's also like your other teams looking at them going they they are very getable in finals 100% uh fog only kicking to relli getting amongst it as well these goal was the uh the no teeth celebration after I liked it but then they didn't win it was I'll get that L it doesn't matter Ben ke didn't do enough ranking he was trying always he always but he sometimes isn't clean with the ball exactly he cooked a couple of Poss like oh if that's a bit better he's always got his heart on his sleeve I thought Jordan Dawson was brilliant I know we're going to to how good Zack buts was Jordan Dawson was trying to come on no one's jumping on my back here but this was a great fun chaotic game it had everything Biff a huge swing in the middle of it y thrill as beard so do you want was so straight to the Tribunal for Dan Houston so that means minimum of four asava got fined three and a half Grand Charlie Dixon 18800 Zack but's CED another fine Z's got another one he gets a f every week uh Connor Rose f relli f Luke n CIS fun Jackson made fun Matt Crouch fund somehow didn't get suspended for throwing those elbows I just had a a thought Zack B I was talking about this with the mate the other day where does it come to a point where you've had so many fins that it turns into a week like what like if you just little give a little hit to someone every week how that not turn into a week but they're all different things cuz this he was engaging in a melee SL wrestle he's clearly got the most uh fins how the hell is that not turn into a susp the Draymond Green Coral you're talking about stat that doesn't make any sense it doesn't and in the they do have like their it doesn't matter what get F more I thought the AFL had the hey no one got to spend amount of Fin and you get weeks but awesome game fun game enjoyed every minute of it and then it was kind of a bit of a let down that Adela could never sort of get back into it yeah really sh last quarter so there you go yeah then this game oh how the two fan bases power just like oh we good bit worried but they top two how we second on the ladder why did we drag Ken like well uh for them to do that with like what Charlie Dixon up forward doing absolutely nothing Charlie's done he's been so bad show as I said s The Hornet forward and way went we didn't mention uh Thriller tunnel like was it Jackson me or someone yeah that's right that that was not as bad as the Eric hipwood on lizard one but it was really bad once again not a free the free Kick the Umpire just looked at and going oh yeah it's like there's a guy flipping in the air like dead set could have broken something it should be it should be a suspension to be honest cuz it's that you are putting you are taking the body position away and taking the care of the care of dudy that's what it is yep Judy of care Judy of Care thank you call of Judy anyway thr's beard just has me all scared I am worried that he shaves it this week and lose his scariness because when that wrestle was happening I was like a thriller is going to kill someone he might look like a baby next week I don't like that at all yeah Port though their fans are going to be absolutely flying cuz after they got belted by Brisbane back at the end of JAL June July jalon Jal oh yeah that was so that was huge that was at home as well and they got killed by 80 they then had that Scrappy horrible game when they beat the Saints they had a lot of Scrappy games they smashed the dogs at home they lost that random game to the Suns but that was up at the go they ran right over the top of the Tigs they beat the pants off a cartton they absolutely Smasher of the swans they snuck byel and then they won a showdown how are their fans feeling probably fine yeah mate power power prawn star will get in the comments and let us know how he's feeling um as long as Jim doesn't sing he'll be pretty happy apparently he's been good in the comments I've i' got the voice of an Angel oh yeah he hates Jim singing but he's always in the comments shout out to the power of my generation Adelaide fans are like uh if Rankin doesn't get knocked out do we win this game and maybe feel like maybe it's a it is one of those big turning point it was it was usually the team that like loses somebody in that way get back up ranking like if if it happened to like Sam Barry it it be different because you still had ranking true anyway love a bit of beef great one Sydney wait s ker Sydney already played I'm looking at the wrong bit silda did their best swans interpretation silda 107 jalong 89 uh if St Kilda vs Geelong you were watching uh lee Joey Mont I think in the halftime Jong this game oh do they yeah the game's over they've won this they'll win this so they have to start looking ahead I don't think they should have looked the head Joey maybe it was a reverse the reverse from him being a Saints man yeah of May but this was incredible is this the weird like when we think of results is this the weirdest result of the Year given the 63o turn around richm beating Sydney that's the bottom of the lad team beating the top of the lad team yeah we will look back in like 50 years how the hell did that happen I don't know if we'll be looking at that result but maybe will jald makeing not in 50 years old and's just like if I'm still dealing with this red man honestly are we going to be are you the legs are going going to to be honest I should have said that I was just thinking about that making 80 at this rate what are you talking about lucky to see 50 Jesus anyway no but this was weird because what was it like nine goals to two or something it was weird I'm watching it back this morning going I don't get how this has happened and that's why I think like not the most confusing result which is the swans losing to Richmond or whatever this is weird because all of a sudden kid hey we're fun watch this against jalong it's not like it was North or Gold Coast or something they did it against jalong what the hell so you want worms yeah another we got three worms today a wormald's like another come on guys they're up 30 three and they're down 30 and it's just absolute chaos because jalong did get back in front two different times in the fourth quarter after getting down in the third and then K just went so yeah it was nine goals to three first half then it was seven goals to zero third quarter from the saints that is to zero seven thir qu yeah third seven goals to one stats guy I swear it was Zero oh anyway that's just unbelievable the kicking seven gos six goals in the fourth quarter it's insane I loved it what an awesome game this was I was flipping over like cuz I think uh having watched the second qu like Jong are fine watch a little with the halftime thing you're like oh they've CGH it for jalong hilarious smash cut to me like looking down at the score bug in the corner and this is where those score bugs on Fox footy rule they are good General 503 blah blah blah s I'm beating Jong oh my God I that I had that on watching The Showdown and partner goes for jalong I'm like Jong losing she's like what oh well wait they're winning ah and then 10 minutes later they got smacked she like what it was so weird it was awesome what a chaos game uh all like just the sheer audacity of Macho he was good Jack popping up late Shan was is Beast I love watching him jack steel everywhere yeah Jack Steel versus B in the Midfield the battle of the Jacks was really good this brings major concerns to me about jalong Midfield in final that's exactly what we're talking about right so when we talk about how how do the two fan bases feel about jalong fans are going to be like oh we do have holes yeah we got big yeah cuz it's like you can't rely on danger to try and turn the clock back every week and then now coming up against he was still good you you line up what the jalong starting Midfield is against what gws against Sydney against Port you're like they're T you're taking Port GW and Sydney every time like yes they've got danger but it's like Max Holmes and Bows Chad Warner Isaac Heeney cheeks Butters Hornet Rosie like the Midfield thews like green Canelo and then Bedford is the tarer it's like oh wow yeah yeah I agreed it is one of those ones you go they're not one paced but they feel like they us killed her on track for like I know it's next year they made the finals last year but if they play football like this no they play this is what this is how they played last year and everyone was like this is actually last year they played fun footy running off halfback I can't I can't remember they until that final we went too we like oh they didn't play they got tsunami yeah they got tsunami but they play like this last year Saints fans would just be so frustrated cuz they're like we know where like we can play a final standard because we saw it last year they've belted jalong they've beaten Sydney they just got beaten by Port I can't remember how they went against gws some someone please in the comments tell me how killer and gws went but like they've played good footy but they've also played some horrendous footy K fans in a surprise twist will be surprised and upset and just kind of like a bit bummed out I feel like that's just their entire but also but also slightly off like hey something to work with here yeah and ared all right somay the rest of these games suck so we can probably fly through we talk VES on those were the Bulldogs vs North Melbourne best games satday was incredible today's games were absolutely horrible uh we had there still some good things happen we had a Bulldogs uhel game that was just it was 100 points basically was it oh I didn't even put the score in it was 100 points it was gross 96 points one 1 138 to 42 20 goals 18 to 6 goal six Sam D kick more goals than North yeah Sam Dary was amazing that's his uh yeah what would you call it Legacy game do people say they won by 96 it's a yeah it's just ridiculous 138 to 42 yeah you guys stink and my phone is like guts in the background trist trist Cherry a few super coaches he actually he just naturally he's going to win heaps of hit outs so he actually what didn't dominate as in he dominated in the stats but in the game you wouldn't have gone oh he had a really good game you got Sam Dar kicking seven goals it did help that Charlie combin went off injured combin is the only player for North that has the reach possible Sam Dary would just put his arms up three me tall his timing I think Brad Johnson talked about like oh Brad Johnson he's timing every time he goes up in the air in a shock twist the Western Bulldogs forwards coach was talking up the West let me get this straight stats boy you're telling me that Brad Johnson legendary Western Bulldogs player and also made a good point about the Western Bulldogs no I was just I for one him sh I know that I know that he works at the dog and he was obviously dog's Legend but he just said about his timing I had thought about it it's very easy to time it when you're 3 m tall I'm tall there was a couple of times K Dawson who's a young guy Defender for North was was up first but then he'd be on the way down and then Sam D be like Oh I'm already up here so it really this smashing this was North Melbourne's worst patch of footy for the seon it was the amount of turnovers uh yelling at the screen was three quarters because the first quarter was awesome like second and third quarters were disgusting it was horrible they gave up 111 points in three quarters it didn't help ly also seven points in that time yeah so yeah in that between that after that first quarter they kicked seven points the rest of the way into the I may or may not have gone to the driving range in the last quarter to uh get get some get some anger out fake fan yeah uh how are the two fan bases feeling well ruse fans stats boy uh honestly couldn't give a crap anymore about footy because H North footy sorry North you're going to win the this year North yeah exactly we're very good in the but uh yeah it's just brutal because a lot of hard work's been going well been playing well at Marvel and then we do that just costly turnup Zack fiser can't stand him can't stand Dylan Stevens just a lot of guys turning the ball over a lotg fans will be very happy dogs no dogs fans are like this is great how are we going to screw this up next week we just need to win next week if you're yeah because if they lose and Carlton and Freo win they're out oh they'll be happy though they just got to see sand slot yeah but it's also that yeah we beat North Melbourne yeah how do we screw this up next week against gws carry that over I also said while I was watching oh Sam D us usually can't kick straight he then kicked five goals in a row and I'm like boy he had a roof he had a roof uh the next game was a Richmond no it wasn't it Hawthorn vs Richmond wasm put scores iny 131 to 68 Hawthorne smashed him it shouldn't have been that close even really it was this this game was over at quarter time just watch the first quarter that's all you need to see Lally by 50 after one it was a laugh it was nine goals to one and then Hawthorne played a bit Hollywood narck and Sam Mitchell will be tearing strips off them it's actually good actually like they needed to sort of give up the ghost a little bit you had in that second quarter was like Bolter and uh riol no Bolton Bolton was pretty good yeah Bol Bolton actually kicked some goals and Ralph Smith was doing some stuff um and you're like all right G sort of got them back into the game and then hathor woke up at half time and put the clamps but it's also like they could they probably should could have won this by 100 like the the Wizard should have had five 19 goals 17 is just the wizard did make the distance on a few out in the ful he could have kicked five Cho could have had five same with de Gunston kicked five in the end I think waral 29 and two thought mimo D broso was really good he is so fun to watch M suck at ESS and fans shy Bolton was like I'm G to try geez imagine if you had a retiring list manager he doesn't know he's rear yeah would would still be there if if the wasn't there oh oh he's had a great 26 years the club they haven't played a final in 20 yeah like can we talk about that like well we're just smashing again so quickly through the rest of this one because we can just smash this Jack R might get two weeks cuz the hoody clean up again just he came play the ball collected someone in the head 50 m penalty uh will day not a broken collarbone something s and scrimshaw has a dislocated finger PA th really good but my worry for them is the week off going into finals could be the worst thing for them they want to play footy every week yeah there's like Vibes a week off just they should just play they just play game they like they'll just ring a random local team they should just call up like Adel we'll fly you over let's go play in tazzy nothing's going on down there we'll go to Marvel and we'll just play a game two fan bases Hawks fans and be just like we smashed them we're playing finals big tick and then tig's fans are like we're drafted it's going to be no Richmond fans well I said half the game that Richmond need to consider abolutely gutting this list like I would consider offers for Toranto and Noah Bolter if they came along let let RI go let Bolton Go Jack grames going to go and then I would trade those other two yes you're losing five players but you could get 10 to 12 draft picks for them they need to just draft better because some of the young guys but no but this year's draft actually looks very even and very good so it's it's going to be harder to miss especially when you've got that many picks and especially if you get a couple of Futures involved as well counter point they'll just be like well remember when cing would Bas botom the lad and then want a flag they got Nick deos for free true yeah anyway TIG Tigers fans it's a tough one down there at Tiger hey then West Coast play Carlton and car never God this sucked uh first half I'm West Coast vs Carlton just like oh this game sucked it did was 99 34 in the end C went by 65 because they basically didn't allow them to score very good out of the the fact that they were favorites everyone forgot that West Coast are really really really really bad and Colton's defensive sort of like we lose sad and Boyd and sort of stuff like this but they still have a very good like you know McGovern waiters and stuff like that it was fine H my boy Ashton moer it was great in his debut but it was like the they sent Brody kept forward um they were always going to sort of throw someone like he or Le young up forward always kicked three keny kicked a couple J train got around a couple which is pretty good but the fact they KCK goals that'll actually help your defense cuz 15th rank but that might uh yeah charge you up the letter there not bad uh Crips was everywhere though like yeah Brown first half first half of this game he's like boys we are not losing this uh they only LED was it like 45 to4 at the after the first half you were still worried I was worried West Coast did not literally score in the second quarter this game sucked yeah so I think moving right along how are the blues fans feelings well they did it geez and Eagles fans were like oh we were favorite what are we doing they got smoked they got we got beaten by basically Caron's vfl team at this point Caron yeah should be happy they literally all the young guys came in played their role really well and no one gave them a chance so good on suck West Coast do suck but at the same time I think when you do throw a bunch of young dudes in a game like this and go hey Jack Carol you've played a bunch of games this season show us what you got it's more your team your chance to get a final Jackson bin playing vfl most this year he was really good uh getting like putting more responsibility on 's shoulders that actually kind of work like throwing Camp around as I said on the Thursday show just letting vossy Go full Magneto he went full Magneto it was pretty good anyway good win tipping Tipping Results results uh you made Jim got six I got six as well I have no idea I'm assuming four or five cuz I tipped Collingwood oh Best Team Of The Round yeah full credit to the boys the best team of the round I want to say Port because I feel like second beat 14th yeah that's not coming into this like me last week I'm going to say something I don't know about that yeah it's a showdown they lost that many showdowns three shows in a row but I don't know about the week you looked at that four line we we talked this out the other day right on Thursday's show that four line was bed it sucked and they found a way and they just sort of like but it wasn't through the Ford line it was through Zack buts getting away through their awesome Midfield and that's like the thing that we probably discounted a little bit too much like their Midfield is rad and Adelaide's defense kind of sucks so they ran rampant in that second half and it was really impressive for the simple fact of like if you get a couple your dudes back solidify that forward line again you're laughing and I think that's to have your back against the wall like that in a showdown in that sort of spot amazing I thought it was really really really cool I enjoyed them I really did also the Baggers hash flaggers Alex Zer like you do that you have that goal differential against strong turn around absolutely whip them it's got to be jalong they kick 16 goals in s sorry they kick 16 goals in three quarters unbelievable under Ross L what the hell what they were fun is that alternate universe s co-workers Mark and Tom are going to think I've had a strike in SS and ker are the best team of the round yeah maybe gws beating for well I put in as a backup here Collingwood I thought the fact that they got over Brisbane and they showed that exact type of game style where they come back and just finish really strong same as last year and they how they won the flag so the fact calling fans like but how like why we why are we talking them up when there's other teams all year like gws and Sydney given teams Head Starts oh I don't know about them oh they can't keep giving teams a head starts like what are we doing no Callingwood at least you guys are backing it up in your first but yeah I just all I'm saying is Callingwood did well giving Callingwood credit for getting over the top of a team that hasn't beaten a team other than melber the MCG in a decade that's the best Collingwood have played in a long time when Doos is doing that it's just inexorable yeah I just put him in there best on ground of the week it was Best On Ground Of The Week the best player you saw well it's Zack Butters put up a record Showdown 42 disposals was absolutely everywhere I don't like the Broden ripped off my he looks like the dude from Game of Thrones yeah that was you I said that the start of this year what are we doing Gerald cck that part up so we can fight might have been from last year's show just saying uh Zack buts was awesome that was in just it sort of leads back from my game my team of the round for Port he was just awesome like when Ros is in that sort of next role Hornet sort of like in the thing where you can just throw him it doesn't matter I just realized that's helping my brown bet with you that we have yeah to I don't remember what the BET was it's a sandwich was it oh yeah H and Sam Dary seven goals was awesome yeah like yeah you got to put Sam Dar it was against North I didn't want to talk about him Alex Jesse Hogan six goals monst to accur don't care he's all I know is he's na the comment and you and I said this about round win the colan so hopefully Leo finds that clip for us my favorite thing from that game was my 5-year-old on laughing at Jesse Hogan kicking gos he's like Dad what dides he do that tnle it's like Fred FL yeah he just like laughed the lot it is very funny cuz even he did it when he was at the top of the goal Square I'm like Jesse just take two and no go through no go through your routine he's good kick uh but also on props to Patrick GS what an awesome game it was West Coast but gez he in a tough spot to just lead from the front like that brown though pretty good could have said the same thing about my man H once again man of his word Isaac Heeney yeah they back yeah uh yeah another jws player Brent Daniels underrated a lot of people don't talk about a lot of their Giants players because we don't bit of Vic bias sometimes Brent Daniels 29 disposals three goals 13 tackles 11 score involvement seven clearances you'd be like oh that looks like a statline of Patrick hips no it was Brent Daniels all Australian small forward he started yeah like a small forward he played a lot of Midfield uh in this game I love watching Brent Daniels so good all right it's time for stats man's stat of the week Stat Of The Week it's stat the week of of the nice uh Sam Dary is the tallest person to kick six plus goals in vfl AFL history takes the record from Paul salmon so you've got H Sam Dary is 28 CM you got Paul salmon 206 CM he did kick 11 though Sam Daria only kicked the seven Paul salmon was a weapon he was absolute weapon so one of the great basketball Traders like blah blah blah was a problem Paul salmon was a problem absolute Beast pole salmon and then we were just talking before the show about some just other random toall blocks I just thought of David Hal used to love him at North he's 23 cm so 5 CET less but he randomly kicked eight once he was just a really good Ruckman that would go forward I loved him at North and mine was Dean Cox kicking five Dean Cox Ki that's pretty random cuz he didn't kick that many goals yeah so there you go he kicked the best Grand final goal I've ever seen sorry Dean Cox 2005 Grand Final took three bounces on the wi and bummed it from 55 oh my God for about that's one Old Mate No Mates… all right old no mates who's got no mates Dyson hepple I got a Counterpoint on this you're still going to get your heads kicked in by Sydney just give him a run I know what does your team stand for if you don't give him a run it's just oh hang on you're going to lose by more CU Dyson apples out there maybe because he's not very good anymore give that one game I'm going to bring this up my I'll bring up a CounterPoint in the what I can't stand okay so fair enough is he not in your best 22 was he not in your best 22 at the start of the year play yeah he's not though it's a bit of an old man if he's not then why was he playing this year true you know one of those things true uh and if he's not he should not have been [Music] playing we don't know let's find out uh but it's a bit old made no mates cuz like you know it's a bit emotional for the yes fans out there emotional for dice anyway tough on Alex uh Joey duckets there there was one that happened right in front of me he decided to take two running bounces instead of chipping it over to Chucky camon and the ball s out he got tackled holding the ball there was another time that he burnt Charlie just could have hit him up on a short up lead went the didn't make the distance and and for that that's what leads certain other Brisbane players to be selfish when they finally get the footy cuz Joe doesn't pass it and he went full full Joe danah with the long torps the missing the sits when you get on the team bus it's like we could have had three extra goals if you weren't a tool and then also Dan Houston for knocking out Rankin because yes P ad have won and all that but it's like why' you do that man like you're important for us in finals running off back really important yeah like you didn't need to do that yeah uh all mate no M stats boy yeah Joshua shy I think everyone's talking about him obviously had the no teeth comments to the port fans during the week then he did the no teeth cele I did like the not celebration but I make no these teammates going oh we're going to cop so much more heat Because of You Jos yeah but I like it it was bringing itce years bought some Fanfare to the game where Port was the home team too they're going they're all throwing the teeth loling down it's crazy it is very funny but yeah his teammates probably going just calm it down a little bit all right really quickly why I can't stand Why I Can’t Stand commentators calling it at halim oh can't stand that Joey uh oh there well they've won this one so what does this mean for the L they haven't won the game cuz it's half timee yeah like I don't know how many more times do we need to see just chaotic results this year to like knock it through a thick skull go there's always a bit of a chance and someone can come back look at calling witer Brisbane this week we just saw it with the Saints and jalong like it's chaos what are you doing don't call the game it's not over yet it's half time exactly uh Alex what I can't stand is the chat around dys and he with people saying oh he deserved a A Farewell game it's bad for you to not do that okay well if essan gave Dyson he the farewell game and the results stayed the same the media would have come out of Essen in just as going why' you play dce and Hao when you had finals on the line if you beat Sydney either way whatever Essen did was going to be the wrong decision in the media's eyes I don't like essendon Dyson he is not in their best you love hang on record scratch now you're probably guessing why we the music in the background but yeah whatever ESS and did in this case they were not going to they were going to get called out by the media regard I like it as if they didn't pick him he's not their best 23 they lose the game which most rational people thought they would he can play next week in the dead rubber it doesn't matter dead Rubber and Brisbane enjoy that dle stats boy H I did I did forget to put one in but uh I'm just going to go Gold Coast in general just Gold Coast uh so you're not coming with me to Blitz all right no oh no just Gold Coast the actual Club the Suns just why I can't stand every year everyone goes all right you're going to push for finals like we were we were even on board you're G to win all your home games you're going to do this you're gonna do that and they just continue to crumble and I can't stand because I I want to root for the go Coast as a neutral fan everyone wants to root for the go Coast they don't have many fans so I can't stand when they just crumble like that what I can't stand is people calling it The Gold coost Jared Healey it's just gold did I just say the Gold Coast I say the West alist Lynch who's from up there even calls it the go Coast on his boundary riding I'm like you're all doing it wrong what are we doing here we all do it wrong all right finally whoa stat boy Whoa stat boy he's got a stat he's name stat boy yeah yeah it's better than Harley Reed let's go it is uh the my run Better Than Harley Reid sheet just exploded but I'm going to go Joel Fraser better than Harley Reed 29 disposals so you're telling me Joel fras is a better player I'm I'm saying just he is he is 29 disposals 90% efficiency seven score involvements Harley Reid only had the 23 disposals and jool Frazer that is his career best game better than Harley Kaden clear had a bigger impact on the game on Friday night than Harley Reed did today against Calton y re I'm being a big hater on Harley Reed first but I just don't like him I love Harley Reed I don't bit of bit of fart smelling going out west though he was doing some stuff where you're like oh that's not the team option no he he tried to kick one even the commentators called him out he bom it from 65 he was missing teammates left in Center gave away a couple of dumb free kicks just no I love Harley Reed right that's a good one I like better than Harley Reed each week stat boy is I like how we've given stats guy two segments in round 23 good he's finally in them these are Gerald can you please add that to the anim rber shows as well a great but the I love Harley Reed but I think every week now stat boy is going to pinpoint someone who did better than him why not why not uh the super coach watch from SuperCoach Wash this week was fascinating Brent Daniels had 195 super coach points is so good the 1% of teams who had him 1% I hope you Captain him John yuk at 162 as I mentioned Zack but is the 156 I had sort of kicked around the tires like you know checking the VC on him but I was so sort of like nailed on the no Anderson captain that I went on the which about 130 Cherry 141 nice K wi 152w 147 ran Marshall again was awesome 146 da 143 very nice Lawson humph was the big one a lot of people would have had him on the field over back to your mate Joel Fier 136 does anyone have him you have him he was on my bench bench tough no no he played for me I got him on because I had I had two Donuts plus Comin and now Houston so I'm going I've won my prelim I'm going four Donuts into the Grand Final Crips with 142 I brought him in for sheel this week Cherry with 141 if you're cap if you Captain him this week because all he do does is roll out 140 plus big mentality was all over that on the super cut show nice one we've got Dylan Moore with 139 very very nice if you had him in your forward line as well uh Jack steel 136 Jack viney 136 wow Nick Martin 13 and a couple of other int Jesse Hogan 13 124 not bad I was trying to get him but I didn't have enough money not bad uh pido 122 gez still it was like a pretty chaotic super coach week but there should probably be some pretty big scores I'd reckon so I think I've ended up topping one or 234 that can't be right what it was on earlier 23 2380 that's all right I got 2384 so I wish I wish we played 2352 with two donut I I wish we played against each other could have been You by four all right there you go that'll do it for AFL today for today we'll be back with AFL today on Wednesday uh thanks to the ding guy for Outro jumping on my two very good friends Alex Donnelly thanks Jim and the stats boy thank you not a problem uh this is a lot easier when you've not had a couple of beers but geez I tell you what this has still been long uh remember to smash a like across all the socials to see us doing lots of fun stuff throughout the week what do we do this week I kind of remember uh I honestly can't remember either there is a lot of good socials going around there we did a couple of 40 numbers we did the song ranking that's going off the GES as well yeah going really well love that getting views for calling them jerseys and geries or whatever guys they're just awesome kids yep we'll you say kids kids God PS uh anyway smash all the socials what is it YouTube Facey Instagram Tik Tok x uh what is it Aussie rules yep Facebook on Facey subscribe star like all of our other shows as 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