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gmer pile USMC starring Jim Neighbors as Goomer pile also starring Frank Sutton as Sergeant Carter hey here's another one guess who this is for it was Mary Mary sweet as any name could be for you're the guy gave it to my brother in a back hey that's great dude bety grao right are you making a joke a you Frankie that was hrey Bogart wasn't it D Jimmy kagy Gomer well that was my second CH here's another one guess who this G hey Sergeant Carter Sergeant Carter you're the best Sergeant a marine ever had well you're just like a mama to us so thank you thank you thank you Shazam oh yeah I almost forgot Shazam gosh Duke you ought to be on the stage you really should KN on how you do all them things all right here here's another one this ought to be very close to your heart G all right pie you lame brain you nitwit you knucklehead when I give you an order I give you an order now you lift that bulldozer and carry it back to the multile you hear me move it move it move [Music] it hey that's wonderful do do some more do me again all right no no I got a better one this is this is good guy walks in and oh hi hi sge hey Sergeant D was just doing off what is this a lady's Garden Party do you realize what time it is you people were supposed to be in formation at 10:00 shop you do know what 10:00 looks like the little hand is on the 10 and the big hand is on the 12 all right let's go move it move it move it what are you looking at P goly Sergeant I just can't get over it get over what how much you sound like dke why he well I don't know what you're talking about and I don't care I just want you out on that street and I mean now goer are you out of your head telling Carter about Duke why what's wrong with I oh come on goer if he knew I was imitating him he why he'd be flattered oh flattered well yes why not anybody would Grandma pile used to always say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery well Grandma pile isn't in our platoon P come on let's go move it move it move it dog gone how you do that wait a minute stop no more walking I mean where are we going what are we going to do I I don't want to walk the streets all night well how about a movie there's a no well Frankie you don't even know what it is yet it's a Godzilla movie right right how'd you know every week There's a Godzilla movie that guy must have made more movies than Daris day well this one's about a teenage Godzilla foret what do we do then I hear the tall girls club's having a dance at the YWCA oh no forget it the last time I went to one of their dances I got ack neck now let's keep walking we'll think of something hey what's this entertainment entertainment Entertainment Tonight only opportunity tonight act glower a dollar and a half minimum come in and have a ball how about that Bo if there's anything I hate it's those corny amateur shows oh come on Duke will get a few laughs it's better than Godzilla I like shows like that maybe they got somebody at place in spoons did you ever see anybody do that come on Duke there's nothing else I'm [Music] [Music] well right she remember I bet she can scratch behind her ear with her foot probably her next [Music] [Music] trick how about that folks was she great wonderful wonderful thank you very much little Alice berinfell ladies and gentlemen boy boy what a trooper by the way friends Alice didn't want me to tell you this but she came out here with a temperature of over 101 how about that I knew there was something wrong with her now friend I have a real treat Point here's a gentleman who really doesn't belong on an amateur program because as far as I'm concerned he's a real professional right down to his fingertips and now without further Ado won't you help me at this time for a real grand Jade Club reception for Mr Seymour fory and here is Seymour GL to see you [Applause] se you know something D you ought to go up there you're as good as any fam huh hey he's right d you'd win that contest hands down oh come on you would too do you little Alice was good but I think you're better won't you go up on that stage and do your imitation oh quitter will you you really should try and Duke what have you got to lose I don't even have an act [Music] the wonderful tremendous job thank you thank you very very much me wonderful well friends that just about winds up our show unless of course we have some other talented amateur out there who would like to up here on the stage and show us what they can do how about it folks anybody else out there remember there's a $25 prize besides that the winner gets the chance to come back to appear in our regular show tomorrow night D that 25 bucks is practically in your pocket it sure is Sir Sir there's somebody right here who'd like to come up and try I no how about that ladies and gentlemen we've got a shy Marine let's get him up on the stage folks come on help come on buddy there we go come on folks help come right over here Young come right up on the stage there we go come right up here come on there you go glad to see your friend glad to see you nothing to be afraid of we're all friends out here it's a wonderful audience do you mind telling me what your name is and what do you do oh uh my name is Duke Slater m i i why why why impression aha this young fell does Impressions ladies and gentlemen wonderful there's a great audience out there there's your microphone you're on your own good luck buddy thank you well thank you um honestly folks I don't really uh sing or dance and I don't have anything prepared it's just that uh well uh the other day I was uh fooling around the barracks doing a couple of Impressions and uh my good buddies over there seem to think I'm pretty good at it so uh well here I am darn it well as you can see I'm a marine I was uh sentenced I mean I joined for four years I love the Marines and and one nice thing about it you get to meet a lot of nice guys like my good buddy over there Gomer pile Goomer pile go hey everybody it's me Gomer surprise surprise surprise you want to meet my sergeant Shazam that's another one Sergeant Carter we call him King Kong I'll never forget the first time I met him it was in basic training I was sleeping peacefully in the barracks it was pitch dark the middle of the night and all of a sudden this soft gentle voice came to us all right you Knit Wit you lame brain you Knuckleheads rise and shine up banana let's go move it move it move [Applause] move I don't know what Sergeant Carter did before he got in the Marines but I suspect he worked for a van and storage company cuz that's his favorite expression move it move it move it move it he's a funny guy he's got Carter on cold it's too bad Carter's not here he split a gut or that guy Slater's head and there was my sergeant underneath the whole mess yelling I'll get you for this you lame brains you nitwit you Knuckleheads out out out out out out let here for priv this great job old buddy go away stand right over there if you please now friends this is it the moment of Truth now we're going to find out who wins our $25 cash prize would you contestants kindly come up on the stage please move it move it Ming now first of all our first contestant is George Tumi who played the spoons oh good SE [Applause] fiki little Alice berkenfeld [Applause] private Duke Slater [Applause] y the winner is private Duke Slater he won he won I knew wi I am sorry for little Alice though I hope she gets over a CO gives me a great deal of pleasure at this time to present you with this check $25 and also an invitation to come back to appear in our regular show tomorrow night gee thanks a lot my pleasure come on D I need V more I guess they want to hear more you want to hear more about my sergeant come on well okay I I never really did describe him to you did I well uh picture a very ugly Bulldog well he's he's not quite that cute too bad Carter missed this he'd have enjoyed it I'll bet well he's still can tomorrow night you going to tell him why not [Laughter] Sergeant Carter reporting his auditude ad e Sergeant as you know every 6 months the base rates its non-commissioned officers and uh the current ratings have just come out I thought you'd like to know who the top rated Sergeant on this space is right now sir for outstanding leadership for earning the respect and confidence of his men Sergeant Vincent Carter that's very Nic here there'll be a formal present sometime next week but I thought you'd like a little Advanced word on this well yes thank you sir it's a great honor congratulations Sergeant as far as I'm concerned I think the committee picked the right man thank you sir good afternoon Sergeant good afternoon [Applause] sir hey how you guys well well well mclusky Lan a chapiro winking blanking and N we were just coming out to see you yeah we want to tell you about something yeah well hold it boys cuz I got something to tell you first how are your hearts they all in good shape I mean can they take a little bit of a jol sure well you know the semiannual NCO Awards guess who won you well not you not you and not you that's really great Vince who' you have to buy off to get it hey wait a minute you guys said you had something to tell me was it oh it wasn't too much Vince except the boys and I saw this great comic down at the Jade club we thought you might get a big kick out of him yeah yeah with your sense of humor Vince you'll really enjoy it the Jade Club eh well by rights I ought to do a little celebrating tonight maybe I'll do my celebrating right there good idea it's just a thing an award-winning Sergeant would enjoy yeah right boys right right well so long loses I got to go see my men they just love me don't forget the Jade Club [Music] well you know someday you're going to be a sergeant so you might as well know the secret I'm tough all right I'm plenty tough but I'm fair I'm tough and I'm fair and I'm understanding and you're modest right that's why my men love me I know Aran Carter oh pile well even you can't spoil my day pile come in come in what can I do for you oh you sure seem in a good mood Sergeant tell it Bo you want me to sure tell him well pile it isn't out for publication yet but your sergeant here was just given the semiannual sergeants award rated the best Sergeant on this base no you don't mean it well for gosh's sakes what do you think about F that's right pile for outstanding leadership and for earning the respect and confidence of my men well for god sakes I can't tell you how happy I am sergeant congratul conations congratulations congratulations up fire now what's on your mind I just want to know if you doing anything special tonight tonight oh I've already been spoken for you should have asked me sooner that's funny Sergeant you know you sure got a good sense of humor yeah everybody says that what I want to say though is that if you're not doing anything special tonight you ought to go down to the Jade Club you see last night they had this opportunity contest and youke won first prize and he's going to be there again tonight and Sergeant Carter he's the funniest comedian you've ever seen Duke SL yeah and he's funny funny funny you know somebody else was telling me about a comic down at the Jade Club but I didn't know it was Slater well it is and he is funny funny funny yeah you told me well I might just drop down there well you'll sure be thrill Sergeant cuz he is funny funny F you said that P listen I won't tell Duke you're coming I'll just let it all be a big surprise well okay all right pile maybe I'll drop down there well good sergeant and Sergeant best wishes on your award again congratulations congratulations congratulations s yeah you know there's a buck 50 minimum at the Jade Club so this is no night to count pennies this is a night to how what's a buck 50 is that a person or a couple person s well so what this is a night to celebrate I'll pick up bunny with they'll have dinner and drinks and some of that Nappa Valley champagne don't worry we'll get our $3 worth hi Vin hi you bun hey uh what are you doing in slacks what do you mean what am I doing in slacks well I always tear my stockings on those stools down at hamburger pizza and well it gets pretty cold at the beach you know beach what beach we're not going to hamburger pizza but I'm hungry and you promis me dinner Vince and those sandwiches are only 30 cents I don't see why I wait a minute baby I know that's what we usually do but tonight is different tonight is special tonight we're really going to go big yeah where we are going to the Jade Club the Jade Club well that's a dollar minimum what are you talking about a dollar it's a dollar and a half but that's okay baby because little Vin has really got something to celebrate tonight oh yeah what is it well sweetheart you are looking at the top rated Sergeant on the entire base the NCO watch came out today and guess who won oh man oh that's wonderful I'm real happy for you yes so dress of the help baby because we're really going to swing tonight oh Vince I'm so happy and proud of you even if we did have hamburgers tonight I'd still be thrilled yeah well then maybe we ought to just have hamburgers tonight come on come on baby move it we don't want to miss the show we're going to have fun fun fun [Music] go why do you keep looking out there are you expecting someone as a matter of fact I am I got a big surprise for Duke yeah what well I invited Sergeant Carter to come down you what G you didn't yes I did he said he'd come why what's wrong Frankie what's wrong G while he'll blow his top Sergeant Carter why would he do by it G because Duke is doing that imitation of him well that's the reason I invited him down oh boy G you really oh I got to warn him he's going on next warn him about what oh goer don't you understand all right let's hear the Mavis qu oh no it's too late Carter isn't here yet maybe I'll miss him ladies and gentlemen I still don't know why that upset you so much last night on our am night program we discovered a very funny funny comedian so we've asked him to come back this evening to appear for you ladies and gentlemen so won't you help me at this time with the real solid Jade Club reception for private Duke [Applause] [Music] Slater welcome pater hey we're just in time they're introducing him now oh good gosh I never knew I had so many relatives oh no it's Carter this is it this is the end well thank you thank you thank you very much uh last night I I told the folks about some of the fellas in my platoon and it uh it seemed to go over pretty well so I thought I I might as well do the same thing tonight that is if you want me to hey we thought I'd be pretty good okay well first of all there's my good buddy Gomer pile Goomer pile [Music] girl hex and Shazam hey this is great he's got pile out to a tea is it great huh and then there's our sweet gentle Sergeant with his soft tender little voice who wakes us up in the morning with the voice of a night Andale hey V's going to do you yeah all right you knitwits move it move it move it move it you're not civilians now you're Marines m a r u m a r e Marine Mo see G see G look at him look at him does he look like he's enjoying it what is this is this his act and you know the sge has this terrible problem with his ears every time he gives us an order we usually say yes sergeant and he says I can't hear you and we say yes sergeant and he says I can't hear you and we say yes sergeant and he still says I can hear [Music] you I think his mother forgot to take off his ear M up you know come on Vince he's just kidding the people think he's funny yeah well I don't come on let's get out of here now look he's leaving we got to do something we like what well I don't know but we got to do something and this is the way Sergeant Carter counts [Music] Cadence what are you doing I'm on I'm on what are you doing I'm sorry dude but there's something I got to say excuse me for interrupting folks but my name's scr P yeah look at that now the two of them are going to team up come on I just want y'all to know how pleased I was at the way Duke here was imitating me and there's another fell here that Duke took off on and I wouldn't want him to get out of here before you meet him and that fell is Sergeant Carter and he's standing right over there by the door in addition to being a good Sergeant he's also a real good sport because all the kind that you all was laughing at the way Duke here was imitating him there wasn't nobody enjoying it any more than Sergeant Carter himself he's got a wonderful sense of humor but good things they're clapping for you and there's something else I want y'all to know about Sergeant Carter he's one of the best sergeants on our base as a matter of fact he won an award just today for that very reason being the best Sergeant on our base now wouldn't you all like to meet this fell who knows how to take a joke on his [Applause] s wonderful wonderful [Music] [Applause] [Music] come yes indeed thank you welcome to the Jade Club Sergeant Carter uh would you mind saying a few words for us please well uh uh you know uh private slate is pretty good but uh well he he really doesn't do me right I mean when I say move it move it move it well I mean move it move it move it right right I can't hear you I can't hear you I can't hear [Applause] you well that's what of wines up our show but before we do I was just wondering Sergeant Carter what about you is there anything you can do for us you have any hidden talent oh no no I can't do anything why don't you sing a song Sergeant he's got a real fine voice really is that true Sergeant no not really come how about a song well come on old buddy what will it be well does the band know for me my gal of course I know for me and my gal hit it fellas the bells are ring for me in my G the birds are singing for me and my G everybody's been knowing who are when they're going and for weeks they've been so every suan they're congre for me my [Music] gwn are she's waiting for me and my girl and someday we're going to build a little h [Music] n [Music] gmer pile [Music] USMC starring gy neighbors as Goomer pile also starring Frank Sutton as Sergeant [Music] Carter come [Music] in Sergeant Conor reporting his aut that is Sergeant how fast can you get your gear packed and be ready to move out move out sir am I being transferred yes this morning we got a memo from headquarters regarding the new recruiting Drive they want experienced platoon sergeants to man the recruiting boots yes sir they're out to top last year's record sergeant and they feel that a career man can best reflect the image of the core well I haven't had much experience in recruiting sir but if I'm needed you're being assigned to Hollywood one of our most vital areas Hollywood sir do you mean I'll be stationed in Hollywood that's right does it appeal to you yes [Music] sir and like I was saying kid in the Marines we got what we call a spr of core now I'm playing English that means Spirit h a pride so it's not a question of whether you want to join the Marines or not it's a question of whether you're good enough enough okay Sergeant sounds good where are those papers right here just sign your name yeah congratulations pal you're practically on the team now here you take this paper there's a Jeep waiting on the corner it'll take you down to the federal building where they give you a physical and good luck to you buddy hey Navy Navy that's number five and it ain't even known yet e your up S jocky don't give up the ship surprise surprise surprise I just knew you'd be surprised to see me Sergeant I just knew it you are surprised aren't you you sure look surprise what are you doing here pile how did you get here if you're worried about me being aw Sergeant I got a pie never mind your pass what are you doing in Hollywood it was fake Sergeant just a stroke of fake I was down in Oceanside this morning just wandering around looking for something to do and they was fixing the street and I watched the steamroller for a while then I decided to go over to the drug store and weigh myself and I dropped a penny in and out popped his card and guess what it said I don't know pile 173 lbs and you're going to go visit a friend and I thought well who in the world could that be then I happened to thank you Sergeant up here recruiting so I hopped a bus and decided to pay you a visit it was fate just like I saying yeah it was fate all right well you've had your visit pile and I know you're anxious to get back so I'll be seeing you well to tell you the truth Sergeant after that 2hour bus ride I was kind of planning on a little longer visit well do some sightseeing take a walk in the tarpit I seen the tarpit sergeant remember I sent you that postcard then go to the Hollywood Wax Museum and talk to the dummies don't think I walk on the freeway go do something just beat it if you say so Sergeant I just wish there was something around here I could do to help you out and listen P one of the reasons I took this assignment was to get away from Knuckleheads like you now beat it oh good morning pal you interested in joining up well here why don't you take a look at some of my literature thanks Sergeant I'm thinking about it well pal it's just like the sign says the Marines Bill men yeah Sergeant but I've heard the training's pretty rugged and I'm not much in the muscle Department oh the Marines don't care about that when you finish boot camp you'll be a new man you'll have your chest out your shoulders back your head high you'll have muscles you never even knew you had what do you think you're doing I was just showing him what the Marines could do for a person I used to be skinny myself you remember how I looked Sergeant when I showed up boy I was a mess I was round shouldered and spendy and all out of shape but you know what did it for me push-ups hundreds and hundreds of push-ups but don't you worry I thought that I was just going to collapse I had to do so many push-ups I thought I'd never make it but I did and I'm glad I did and you will be too hi obstacle course did you ever hear about the obstacle course it's tough is it ever first time I ever tried it I wrenched my shoulders by just going over the wall and then I fell in the water ditch and I got my feet all tangled up in the carg going that I was aight but don't you worry about it excuse us pile pile come P you numb skull what are you trying to do ruin a prospect I just want to let that fell know what to expect I was just helping you out all well don't help out just get out of here now no buts just get out of here he's gone where'd he go he went over there Sergeant now I wonder what made him want to switch over to the Army yeah I wonder you knucklehead we're trying to set an enlistment record and you just cost as a man Sergeant I'm sorry I just thought I was trying to get out of here you understand get out of here take a bus a train I don't care just get out of here I'm warning you out of the city but Sergeant well I'm going to count to 10 and you better be gone 1 2 3 4 downtown recruiting boo Sant Carter speaking oh Lieutenant Johnson what's that sir how long sir oh well uh what do I do about the St here right nuts there goes another hour more valuable recruiting time what are you doing Sergeant I'm closing up that's what I'm doing headquarters wants me to check on a recruit I sign up this morning that's a shame you have to close up do you that's right pile GE sergeant if nobody's here and somebody shows up we're L to l another man to the Army I know I know you don't have to tell me that pile well that's a shame Sergeant with you trying to break the recruting record and all there must be something you can do wait a minute Sergeant I'm not doing anything how about no no no I said no in oh it's out no no no never would you like to think about it well I would have to have rocks in my head to let you think over here I forget it but Sergeant I just beet here and if anybody come along I could just tell them to wait until you got back please Sergeant I feel bad enough you know causing you to lose that other man and all P I told you but I wouldn't say a word Sergeant I just sit here and maybe hand out some literature and just tell them to wait until you got back that way we won't lose another man to the Army Sergeant please you just tell them to wait you won't do any recruiting you won't try to sign anybody up no Sergeant I just hand them out out some literature and that's all yeah well maybe you could just keep the booth open until I get back wait a minute let's just be sure repeat this after me pile I'm sorry you'll have to wait Sergeant Carter will be back shortly say that I'm sorry you'll have to wait Sergeant Carter will be back shortly again pile I'm sorry you'll have to wait Sergeant Carter will be back shortly now do you think you can remember that sure Sergeant good now I'll type it out for [Music] you hey there oh hi uh could you give me some information I'm sorry you'll have to wait Sergeant Carter will be back short yeah well I just want to ask you a few questions about the Marines I'm sorry you'll have to wait Sergeant Carter will be back shortly what is it a recording you want to know about the Marines yeah do well I'm not supposed to tell you anything but come here now this is off the Record but if you want to join the service the Marines is about the best bright chair is you couldn't go wrong but don't tell anybody I told you don't tell anybody no on account I'm not supposed to try to recruit you or sign you up you're not no but the Marines are the best and if I was you I'd join up but remember Mom's the Word you got it yeah I got it well good this is candid camera right and y y your what's his name Hey where's the camera is that the camera back there what's that that's part of the gag [Music] right wa search b just going to go take a look I'll try to get back to you later if you wait Sergeant car explain it to [Music] you hey there if you interested in join the Marines you'll have to wait Sergeant Carter will be back shortly you see I'm just watching this place for my sergeant and he'll be back in just a few minutes if you don't mind waiting I don't think I can wait oh well please wait sir Sergeant Carter will be right back and he'll explain it all to you and I'm sure you'll want to sign up with the Marines what happens if I sign up what then do I move right out oh yes sir you go right down to the federal building and have you physical and then before you know it they ship you right out to the boot camp down in San Diego San Diego huh huh that take me right down to San Diego yes sir that's the induction Depot okay good give me the paper I'll sign right up well I'd love to sign you up but I'm not supposed to do that can't you wait no I can't wait look you don't want me I'll go right over there to the Army or the Navy now wait a minute please don't do that U I'm not allowed to do this but rather than lose you to the Army or the Navy well I whe okay but make it snappy huh yes sir I guess the best thing to start out with here would be your name uh Smith John Smith Smith John Smith that's a nice easy name for everybody to remember let's see now John if you'll just sign right here then they'll fill out the rest of it for you now you go right down yonder to that jeep and they'll take you down to the Federal Building well congratulations is John Smith I know your folks will be real proud of you when they've heard what you've done on behalf of the Marine Corp wish your world of luck hey officer all those Sirens I heard a while back what was that all about there was a bank robbery just a few minutes ago a bank robbery yeah the National Bank happened just up the street would did they catch robber no but they will hey Sergeant guess what you'll never guess what happened don't tell me you recruited the cop no Sergeant there was a robbery and the robber still lose yeah well what about here did anybody stop by well as a matter of fact there was one customer yeah well where is he did you tell him to wait well he was in such a hurry sergeant that that what by what well I had to sign him up myself you what well he was going over to the Navy and we'd already lost one man Sergeant so give me that John Smith did I do the right thing Sergeant did I well uh yes and no pile you dissipate ano it but if it meant losing a recruit well I guess you did do right hey you know with this John Smith guy and the ones I signed up this morning I'm doing pretty darn good well that's wonderful Sergeant well it's getting child time so I think I'll go get me a bite to eat yeah yeah you do that P don't you worry though Sergeant I'll be right back just as soon as I finish he you don't have to BU pile big Bank hold up yeah get your paper here big Bank hold up hey X read all about a big bank robbery Read All About It Down pound bank robbery do you know this happened right near where I was recruiting just down the block yeah how about that Yep this is it the robbery took place during the noon Time Rush Hour the bank cashier reported that the gunman was of medium height wore dark glasses he stuffed the money in a black leather bag fled from the bank and disappeared in the downtown crowd medium Heights dark glces and cared black bag now where have I seen there [Music] yes sir going real good sir I've signed up eight new recruits so far Sergeant Sergeant Carter quiet pile I'm on the phone oh thank you sir well I was just doing my duty sir all right goodbye Sergeant P what do you want what did you come back for well Sergeant I just had to see no okay okay so you're back well even you can't spoil this that was the captain I broke the recruiting record in this area how about that wonderful Sergeant congratulations and I hate to admit it but it was that Smith guy you signed up to put me over the T well that's what I had to see you about sergeant that John Smith F I got my reasons to be suspicious about him suspicious what are you talking about well I may be wrong sergeant in fact I hope I am wrong but according to the afternoon paper here the Bandit that held up the bank had a mark resemblance to that John Smith and it happened real close by sergeant and right after the sirens went off this fell came up real anxious just to join up what give me that where does it say anything about that Smith character where where where right there the gunman was of medium height dark glasses and carried a black bag that's him sergeant that description fits him to a te the man I recruited no of course I have my doubts why would a bank Rober want to join the Marines why I'll tell you why for a h out that's why the police probably have a draget thrown around the entire city and a marine and C Depot would be the perfect place for him to hide out he'll probably lay low at the base until the heat's off and then he goes aw aw then he'll really be in trouble no I'll be the one in trouble when they find out that my office recruited a bank robber just feel terrible Sergeant why didn't I let him join a Navy John Smith when they hear about this I'll be the laughing stock Carter the hulm recruiter the sergeant would a pipeline to the m they get in Sergeant they're bound to get in sooner or later yeah P but the idea is to get him before he gets one in as a marine so I won't look like a dumbbell you dumbbell just have to go down to the federal building and get him before he finishes taking his physical get him how well we just walk in and ask for John Smith that's all that's all a guy on the lamb and you just go in and ask for him by name brilliant well then we'll just have to go down John Smith was a phony name to begin with he's probably changed it again by now well then I'll just have to try and recognize you really have to try pile you really have to call would you look at that Sergeant which one is he P do you see him Point him out well I don't know sergeant in all that underwear they all look alive all right you men let's keep it moving those of you who had your eye test report for x-ray Sergeant look over there that black bag huh that's him Sergeant that's him I know that black bag anywhere so it's a black bag there's a lot of black bags but that's it that's really it Sergeant I know for sure come on pile Shame Shame Shame thought you was really being clever didn't you I don't know what you're talking about hey come we see you papers I'm calling yourself John Smith I bet that's not even your name John well it isn't it's Howard Goldsmith you were right Sergeant he did change it again gold smith what are you doing here I tell you what he's doing here Sergeant he's hiding from the police's what he's what that's right he's a robber a fugitive from Justice just look in that black bag and see what you find just look in there and see what you find there's nothing in here but books books Advanced study of molecular physics liid versus solid propellants these are textbooks what is this Sergeant gold smith here is an honored graduate from Caltech he's being processed and sent directly to Officer's training school Officers Training W all Sergeant me I think we old gsmith here an apology and maybe even a salute sorry gsmith me too I'm just as sorry as I can be gentl onile was a terrible mistake sergeant and I feel just start sick about don't talk to me pile just don't talk to me you have all the stupid mistakes well he's got to be in this building somewhere I just know it Sergeant maybe he's taking one of those written examinations why don't we check I'll do the checking you stay here you made enough trouble for one day all right sergeant if you feel like you can do better without me I'll just stay here and keep my eyes peeled yeah and keep your mouth shut [Music] what's what are you out the b gra are you out of your came out the door we have somebody go what did you expect to fight you idiot I'm Dr Ferguson of the VA I was on my way to surgery a doctor of course he a Doctor P you I'm sorry sir you see he thought you were a fugitive fugitive you're the only ones who are fugitives around here now let me tell you this if I ever see either of you again I'll if you committed for observation I know pile you're sorry you're very sorry well I don't have time the processing officer just told me that two truckloads of recruits left earlier for the induction Depot I'm going to try to catch him well you still havn't heard it from me Sergeant I'm just as sorry as I can be I come on come on come on look Sergeant up ahead up [Music] ahead what's a big idea Sergeant are you bucking for an accident if this is an emergency you C Marines back there yeah but Andy then got them out every one of them oh now listen come on that's an order never mind let's go and watch yourself too one I might be aused and try to make great for it s you just get him out of the truck okay okay okay and air everybody out of the truck I make it on the double and that means you John Smith or whatever your name is what's going on here what's a big idea that's what I was trying to tell you Sergeant it's a Detachment of women Marines just back from assignment you're satisfi you think he's already at the induction center sergeant is that what you're thinking no pile that's not what I was thinking because if he is Sergeant I'll find him for you I'll find him if he kills me that's what I was thinking [Music] 10 all right you have all passed your physicals you are now ready to be sworn in look Sergeant they're about to take their own I know pile I know let's see now if I just bought somebody with a black bag forget the bags pile we've had enough of you and your black bags now just look for the crook Sergeant yeah look there it is there's the black bag huh P I told you and Sergeant the Hat the Hat well that still doesn't mean it and the g Sergeant the dark prices H and that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the Constitution and that I will obey the orders of it excuse me sir Sergeant what's the meaning of this Ed E men you want to see you in my office what's the matter Captain I done in the office all right go ahead Sergeant well if we can just check the bag sir for sure it's empty Sergeant empty it's empty pile there's nothing in it now if we can just get along with the induction but Sergeant I just know he's the criminal I did why don't you admit look F at the money you're right pile it's him it's private Smith enough for you guess this what call real honest goodness shake down huh [Applause] [Music] s yes indeed it was a job well done and the fact that the holdup man is in custody and schedule for sentencing is due directly to your alertness well thank you sir it was just a simple matter of dragging him down the only thing I regret sir is because of that crook Sergeant Carter Miss breaking the recruiting record nevertheless you did such a fine job during the time you were up there we'd like you to take another cracker you mean I'll be going back to Hollywood sir yes for another week between the two of you you should do very well the two of us sir yes you and P P Sir with me to work so well together headquarters wants to keep you as a team well isn't that wonderful we're a team Sergeant just think we'll be in that Booth together for a whole way m [Music] la [Music] [Applause] gmer pile USMC starring jimm neighbors as Gomer pile also starring Frank Sutton as Sergeant Carter I want every inch of these grounds police every inch is that clear yes sir put those heads down and pick up everything that doesn't grow that that Shazam look what I found what you got is what is it what' you find fourleaf Clover aren't you lucky ain't I though I wonder what kind of luck you'll bring me I wonder all right you people get back to work move it move it back home Barbara Sue Hoover back found one under her front porch and two weeks later she married Wendel Croy and to this day she still wears that clover in a locket around her neck on a chain she's so proud of it she wears these real low cut dresses so everybody can see of course she can't see the Clover unless she opens up her locket shoot she'll open up that locket at the drop of vet knock it off all right you people falling hey come on move it move it move it move it the smoking lamp is lit for one cigarette sming for cigarette l sir what do you want I don't smoke so it'd be all right if I kept looking for some fourleaf clovers get thank you sir I might even find one for you wonderful of course you don't have a locket you can keep it in like barbar Su Hoover B but there's other places you can keep it like in The Sweat Band of your had or in pile sir get lost yes sir [Music] afternoon Captain good afternoon Sergeant could I talk to you for moment something wrong Captain not unless you call making a Marine base look like a street corner I authorized a break for these people Captain a break does not mean ogling women Marines Sergeant inform your men that this is an administration building and not the corner drugstore I can carry on what's the matter with you Knuckleheads don't you know a captain when you see one sorry sir we didn't see her you didn't see her you didn't see a captain all right you just stand in attention and you'll watch for captains good afternoon maam [Music] private yes ma'am what was that you just did ma'am just now when I approached what did you do uh I guess I tip my hat that's right I TI my hat SWAT ma'am you did did you yes ma'am do these bars show you that I'm a captain yes ma'am but the rest of the uniform shows me that you're a lady and I always tip my hat to a lady one of your people Sergeant yes he is Captain it is customary for recruits to learn to salute their very first day in the service yes ma'am didn't he salute the captain he did not he tipped his hat tipped his hat on the count of she's a lady and I always St my hat to a lady private do you know your general orders yes ma'am I sure do what is your 10th general order let's see now to take charge of this post and all government property that is your first one yes ma'am I know it is but I learned them in order and so I have to go all the way through them to get the tent to walk my post in a military manner did this man learn military courtesy or did he not he certainly did Captain I can then why is he not showing it well I just don't that is a poor reflection of his training sergeant if I may say I've got here it is to salute all officers and all colors and standards not cased that's your 10th general order right there that is correct and the way you do that is you raise your right hand directly and smartly thumb and fingers are straight and touching each other your upper arm is level with the deck and your forearm at a 45° angle angle you hold that salute until it is returned then cut away your hands smartly back to your side do you understand yes ma'am but wouldn't it be a whole lot easier if I just TI my hat and said good afternoon ma'am excuse me if the captain let me take over now Sergeant I have a much better plan you have this private report to me every evening this week in my office after duty hours I think I can teach him the business of saluting so that he never forgets it that's an order carry on just think Sergeant she's going to take a whole week just to teach me proper saluting ain't that nice of her why you wasting your time Spruce enough you'll be torn to shred you as soon as you get to her office a quit Josh and D she's real nice lady that lady Captain goer that snow lady do you know what they call her captain Iron Pants yeah captain Iron Pants do you you ought not call her that it ain't respectful that's what they call her hey Sergeant sir he getting ready to go to my salute and Liston well you fix it up for yourself real good boy pulling down our night school Duty Now you listen up and listen good that woman is a captain you say yes Captain Martin no Captain Martin understand yes sir Captain Martin I don't care what nobody else calls her huh do you know what they call her on this Bas and ain't respectful neither Corporal Peters yes Captain do you type with a compact no ma'am but I'm meeting Sergeant Marshall after work and it's just a few minutes before 17:30 those few minutes belong to this office so if you wish to indulge in camoufl operations don't do it here let me tell you something Corporal those little feminine vanities do nothing to further career in the service in fact I found them a hindrance oh excuse me sir that's all right you have those requisitions Captain yes sir right here I uh I saw that business with Corporal Peters don't you think you're being a little rough on her no sir I don't after all we haven't secured for the night yet and we are Marines working on a Marine base you are also women I don't think it's so bad if Corporal Peters puts on little makeer she's just trying to win a different battle than you are have a nice evening oh thank you [Music] good evening ma'am private Gomer pile you requested that I come here for some extra Duty so here I am oh yes the Hat Tipper over here private these cars list all the offices on the base I want you to file them alphabetically in the lower drawer yes ma'am and so that you'll get in practice whenever you come to a card with a woman officer audit I want you to stand up and salute you mean salute C that's right oh is that funny private does that strike you as funny no ma'am all right sit down and get to work yes ma'am well what are you waiting for I was always T not to sit while a lady's standing My mama taught me that I am a captain in the United States Marine Corp and that is all I am to you well that's a lot ma'am that's a whole lot you bet it is now get busy when you finish with that I have other duties for you sit down yes [Music] ma'am Lieutenant James Parker Captain Larry Brown oh here's one Captain Marthur benty that what you mean ma'am what do you think you're doing well I'm holding the chair out for you ma'am that's another thing my mama taught me private listen there are a lot of things you've learned in civilian life that do not always apply here now common courtesies are fine but chair pushing and hat tipping and other civilian niceties are unnecessary do you understand yes ma'am I appreciate you trying to help me Captain but I hope you won't be too upset if it don't take right away after all my mama had over 20 years to drum all that into me then we may just be here that long [Music] good evening maam private you're late I'm sure sorry about that I was almost here when I remembered the sweets and I had to run all the way back to the barracks to get them sweets recruits aren't allowed candy where did you get it oh it ain't for me it's for you Captain it's just an old chocolate bar my cousin goober sent it to me in the mail he didn't know we ain't supposed to have them thought you might like it private pil you trying to bribe me with a candy bar gosh no ma'am it's just a tiny present all ladies should get presents please take it Rob I've got a lot of work to do and so do you suppose we get started yes [Music] ma'am Captain if you want to hire at me for being late you just do that otherwise the candy might really look like a bribe what what I'm trying to say is it ain't really a bribe and if you'll go ahead and holler then I'll know you think of it as a present never mind just go ahead and holler and that'll prove you don't think of it as bribe that won't be necessary but Captain if you just pile get busy cleaning this office now move it move it move it [Music] move private what are you doing sharpening these pencils like you ask ma'am this may be a silly question but why don't you use the pencil sharpener what do you think that is now resharpen those and on the double ma'am what is it this here finds the pencil sharpener it ain't got no handle it's electric you put the pencils in and they sharpen themselves you're pulling my leg maam there Lord what a F of Ni electric ain't that [Music] something pile stop playing with that pencil sharpener yes ma'am there you are ma'am there's the first one that sure was fun Too Short not for a golf tea but it is too short for me I'm sorry ma'am I can see that now a lady shouldn't use a stubby pencil you might break your fingernails and ruin all that nice banana smelling polish I don't have long fingernails and I don't wear that nice banana smelling polish that's right you sure enough don't ma'am could have swore you did maybe y' to what Well ma'am you have such nice hands long fingernails and that red goo could make them even look that much nicer well I'll go sharpen you some more pencils [Applause] [Music] now P oh hey Sergeant sir I didn't see you well the rest of people are on arrest period what are you doing just a little private policing sir what's the matter don't you have enough to do between Captain Martin and myself oh yes sir but this is different you see I'm just looking for 10 foil 10 foil yes sir it's a surprise for Captain Martin you going to surprise Captain Martin with a ball of ten foil oh no sir the ten foil is just for the decoration the real surprise is underneath that carry on yes sir [Music] good evening maam is that a new way to stand at attention no ma'am it's just that I know how ladies like to be surprised [Music] what I found them growing wild back on at the back gate they're for you take them oh that's very nice private but I'm afraid I don't have anything to keep them in so I can't accept how's this what's that homemade Bas pretty ain't they yes yes they are this here vase it's just an old milk bottle I found back of the mes hog I covered it in tinf fall on the count I didn't think a vase ought to say low fat on it [Music] well thank you private you're welcome ma'am I think a lady should have pretty things on her [Music] desk all right private may as well secure for the night check that window will you yes ma'am Shazam would you look at that Moon Bo it should be a great night for guys watching back home private finish up and you can shove off yes [Music] ma'am gas watching yes ma'am back home I used to work at this fing station whenever there'd be a shiny Moon and I'd be working nights I used to spill out a little gas on the concrete and watch the reflection that the Moon made on it all them shiny colors and runny lines I see tea sometimes this girl I knew named AA Carrington she'd come over and set with me and we'd eat a bag of pine nuts together we just sat there and look at all them runny lines and listen to Old Lester pu's hound dog Bing away at the Moon way off y you could hear the whistle off the Nashville train pacing through woo woo and that's the only sound there'd be except every once in a while I Caron cracking open the pine nut with her tee I'm sorry ma'am I didn't mean to run off like that I'm sure a lady like you's got a lot better memories of moonlit nights and chomping away at pine nuts and looking at guys well I guess I'll shove off if the captain don't need nothing else no no that'll be all well see you tomorrow night ma'am good night C [Music] off your night a date with captain Iron Pants I wish you'd stop calling her that yet why well it ain't respectful and she's a lady a lady oh Goomer look alive well she is and she's a real nice lady too you know what I bet Gomer I bet she's got a tto twoo on her arm you know what Duke you ain't a gentleman is what huh talking that way about a lady it's just crude talk oh come on it's true it ain't nothing but crude talk Gomer it's just too bad you're only a boot and she's a captain otherwise you could take her out you picture that fellas G out dancing with captain Iron Pants she'd probably want a lead it's crude talk ain't nothing but crude talk you're crude Duke you're awful crude [Music] [Applause] a [Applause] [Music] good evening Captain I didn't hear you come in this is an office private not a dance hall yes ma'am I'm sorry about that it's just that whenever I hear any kind of music My Feet just naturally start moving before I know it all like me is moving do you dance ma'am I beg your pardon I said do you dance no oh that's a shame that's a real shame what I mean CA dancing is just about the most funner is once you get the hang of it private get get on with your work yes ma'am Captain what now I bet there are a lot of nice officers on this base that are just dying for you to learn look here like that Colonel van pale I seen him through the Officer's Club window one night while I was on duty and he was dancing with girl not he as pretty as you private you may go back to your quarters now yes ma'am [Music] Captain if you'll excuse me for saying this well I know that you're a top-notch marine and you really work hard at it but you was a lady before you was a marine and a mighty fine lady too so maybe if You' work a little if that I mean maybe maybe my nickname wouldn't be Iron [Music] Pants good night l [Music] good night Kevin good night Sir Captain Martin yes sir that's very nice whatever is you have on thank you sir very nice very nice indeed [Music] good evening man I was well don't you look nice ma'am thank you private real real nice well what would you like for me to do this evening private pile you've completed your week of extra Duty with me you know it won't be necessary for you to come back here anymore oh heck what well I was beginning to enjoy coming here every evening after child ma'am and I'm on miss it what but don't you worry I won't forget the lesson you want me to learn I salute all officers where their man or woman good and next time you come passing by I know just what I'll do may [Music] I good afternoon ma'am very good private thank you ma'am well I don't reckon I'll be seeing much of you anymore ma'am goodbye private goodbye Ma'am private ma'am there are hundreds of men on this base who salute me when I walk by if you should forget and tip your hat instead when I pass well if no one else is around I'll try not to notice oh don't you worry ma'am I won't never forget well bye [Music] ma'am all right let's go let's pick it all up let's move it move it move it [Applause] afternoon sir afternoon ma'am as you were all right let's go let's pick it all up let's get this area cleaned up something interesting catch your eye private don't you look nice Sergeant don't she look real nice huh Captain Martin don't you look nice bless her heart pile that is a marine Captain you're looking at that's all a Marine captain Oh yes sir she's a lady she's a real fine lady [Music] la [Music] Gomer pile USMC starring gym neighbors as gmer pile also starring Frank Sutton as Sergeant Carter K you people are supposed to be ready for Battalion Commander's inspection are you ready yes sir I don't think you're ready you say you are yes sir in other words you're calling me a liar is that is no sir well let's just see who's calling me a liar uhhuh py you sir you call me a liar no sir yes you did no spit on my fer and hope to die I'd call you diet your bunk is not sucked proper that means you're not ready you said you were you're the liar well I reckon I'm a bad bunk Tucker but I ain't liar I don't have time to fool with you boy now you get that bunk squared away and you shape up yes sir do I make myself clear to you well not when you get this close you get kind of fuzzy KN it off move move move move now you people listen up the efficiency ratings have just been posted for the second straight week this platoon has been beaten by Sergeant Whipple's platoon now now I don't like that do you like that no sir I can't hear you no sir all right and you people better settle down and you better boost those efficiency ratings well what do you think you're doing now sir I told you to straighten this bunk yes sir but you'd rather look out the window no sir your attention is in here boy there is nothing outside that window you understand well sir nothing is that clear nothing yes sir nothing nothing except Sergeant Whipple messing up our company area why that dirty Whipple you red I'll get you for this everybody outside on the double police that area move move move move move you see sir there was something out there outside every piece every piece St it up every piece every piece fall in good morning sir little last minute policing Sergeant yes sir C are kind of close doesn't for inspection yes sir carry on now you know how it is even when you do it right somebody tries to foul you up and file up your inspection well after this inspection we are going on a little hike we are going on the same hike that Sergeant Whipple took his platoon yesterday but we are going to beat Sergeant Whipple we are going to beat his platoon is that clear yes sir I can't hear you yes sir sir what do you want how come you didn't tell the colonel at Sergeant Whipple try to mess up your inspection you're at attention yd have told him I we don't do things like that here we don't tell but what your fou pile sergeant pile [Music] fine boy I'm tired already we haven't even started yet probably going to double time us all way just to beat Sergeant Whipple that Sergeant Whipple's a creep you know that they're all creeps what about RDI ain't he a creep Sergeant Carter you all not talk that way about Sergeant Carter why do you love him so much no I don't love him I like him but don't love him but you like him uh-huh I expect his mom and daddy love him I just like him former Sergeant Carter don't have a mommy and daddy he was raised by werewolves that ain't very nice to say do you know he has holes cut in the brim of his hat for his ears to stick through you hush that ain't nice all right all right have it your way he's a great guy and you love him I didn't say that I like him I like him a whole lot but I just don't love him fall [Music] [Applause] I just love it when he sings out that there Cadence call don't you no you love him don't you gone I love his Cadence don't love him I like you all right double time hey you like him now too G uh-huh but don't let [Music] him hold it what's the matter who told him to stop there a snake in the middle of the road Sergeant looks like a rattler it's a rattler all right all right two people stand back excuse me sir you don't have to do that what that's ain't a rler that's King Snake yeah well I ain't got time to prove it please wait a minute P what are you doing it's okay sir pile you idiot drop it drop it just a little old king snake like I said why H are you crazy king snakes ain't poisonous see he ain't got no teeth he kills by constricting and then he only kills other snake not folks look at him green rattlesnakes don't never green are you there Mr king snake F get rid of it yes sir on boy go on now you're holding up the United States Marine Corp byebye say hey to miss King why hell are you crazy picking up a snake well not all I'm a poisonous if you ever get bit by a poisonous snake what'll happen is you'll get paralyzed and then you'll have trouble breathing and you'll turn blue and T 15 minutes later you'll be dead that's how you'll know if they're poison thanks I remember that all right the rest of you people fall out it's 5 minute break G how come you know so much about snakes well back home you get to where you know all kinds of animals get to where you can recognize them too and understand they talk they're talk animals talk sure didn't you know that which ones all of them didn't you ever hear a chipmunk talk no not back in Milwaukee you find I'm fooling don't you well I tell you I'm not hey what's that it's a skunk that's what it is a skunk hey don't run he ain't going to hurt you come here boy come here here I got something for you it's a little piece of bread I was saving for that empty spell about 10:00 but you can have it come on come on Lord he looks just like my uncle R come here boy come on I'm not going to hurt you come on here come here boy come on here come on come on here yes sir see there Fellers he wants to be friendly most animals do if you give him a chance say hey the Fellers r that is a skunk is it g sure is but he ain't much different than a weasel or a me yeah except he's got a secret weapon hey how come he doesn't smell glomer aren't they supposed to smell you city folks that smell is used to protect themselves whenever they're being attacked or when somebody hollers at them you mean if I raise my voice like this he might du hold it down you'll scare Ralph and he'll attack all right let's get those packs on let's settle up come on what's going on here what is this a party or something what P get rid of that Stu get rid of it sh sir please hold it down sh said sir you got to hold it down hollerin scares him and when he's scared he's liable to attack and give off a an older all right but get rid of him understand yes sir all right all right the rest of you men the rest of you men fall in on the double on the double [Applause] [Music] oh forward 1 2 3 4 1 2 [Music] 3 well we did not beat Sergeant Whipple's time on that hike this afternoon and I think I know why we did not beat Sergeant Whipple's time it is because we got an animal lover in our group that is why we did not beat Sergeant Whipple's time I'm sorry sir you're not half as sorry as you're going to be now you people listen up I want extra points on that inspection tomorrow I want this place clean and squared away like it's never been done I want you to sweep swab down I want you to dust between the Springs over the side of the bulkhead I want this place spotless I want no excuses no alibi [Music] it's RI are you RI [Music] who did you say that was R Ral I Nam him that on account he looks like my uncle R especially around my eyes I expect he follow us back from that hike we was on Sergeant get rid of him you hear me sir I said get rid of him yes sir but how I don't care how do sh remember hollering scares them and then the you know what all right all right just get rid of it I don't care how or where I'm not going to get stuck with a skunk in my platoon out out come on R it's time for you to go back where you belong we got this inspection tomorrow and you just getting the way around here let's go a skunk in my platoon and on top of that I get stuck with an idiot that talks to skunks okay Sergeant I set him outside and pointed him in the right direction he's gone now he won't bother you no more I'm sure sorry all right now you people listen up on that inspection tomorrow I want every man [Music] go on home CL I don't know how to get rid of him I do corpal there's an empty ammo box in my duty Hut go get it right Sergeant I hated him in the right direction but he turned just right around go on rph go on rph I don't know why it's taking such fancy to me maybe he is your uncle Ralph I'm sure sorry about this Sergeant but animals always did just naturally take to me wish I knew what we could do with the little fell don't worry put him in here yes sir are you going to keep him in that their box not for long any of you people want to take this out back and do a little little target practice huh I didn't think so I'll have to do it myself sir you ain't actually I mean you're not going to what do you suggest you want him here for the inspection you want the colonel to see him what am I supposed to say Sir this is private Ralph skunk the ugliest recruit in the service huh but you ain't going to really shoot him are you pile this animal is getting in the way of the program he's interfering with me I've got to get rid of him is that clear is that clear to all your Knuckleheads yes sir now get squared away I'll be back in a [Music] [Applause] [Music] minute well you still like him I know you don't love him but do you still like him Al can't just see he feels bad enough just don't see how he could do it kill a defenseless little animal like that are you kidding he enjoys it probably pulled Wings off of flies when he's a kid I just don't see how I just on go better start getting your gear squared away 10 sir yeah did you really actually shoot him right between the eyes I don't miss now you people listen up about that inspection tomorrow every man here has his responsibility every man here has his job I expect every man here to fulfill his resp responsibility hey it's Ral he ain't dead at all as you were I took a shot at him I was sure I hit him I must have just missed him that much I didn't want to stand out there wasting ammunition I ain't going to waste government ammunition on no stupid skun is that clear pile you listen to me pile you listen to me now you want that animal alive you keep him out of sight he's your responsibility you understand now we're going on a 10m hike tomorrow he goes with us if he is discovered he will be considered contraband that will be your neck nobody else's is that clear yes sir all right two people get busy here sir yeah thanks for raing me I said the whole patoon come on you two move move this ain't no picnic now let's move it clean clean clean I want those extra points now let's move all right now let's go let's go what do you say Vince I'm busy yeah yeah see don't try to put any fast one over on me Whipple get lost look what's the matter you got time for visiting less than 5 minutes to inspection well I'll Tell You Vince I got a nice Cooperative bunch of boots I only have to tell them once that's how I got those extra points on the efficiency ratings very interesting but not for me yeah I got some good people on this tour real good okay you're starting to bug me Steve not take a walk will you okay I guess I'll be shoving off I ain't forgetting about yesterday you know the sabotage don't try that again Vince you cut me I'd like to where's pile anybody see pile what did he do go over the hill with that skunk you stay right here and I'm going to come back for you in a little while and take you on a nice walk and don't wander off all right that does it let's fall out on the double come on let's move Mo Bo Mo bo bo you been P go breing no sir I was back there with RI I was feeding him huh I was feeding R you know what that little rasal eggs SW did you know that about skunk Sergeant skunks just love eggs pile I saved him part of mine from breakfast this morning he really enjoyed them little rascal didn't even mind if there's ketchup on them pile you want to make a skunk a friend for life you serve him up a mess of eggs fried scrambled poach or even raw no two ways about it skunks is egg lovers knock it off good morning sir morning turn sir is this a new style sir the pockets on these cartridge belts everyone unsnapped there something new for inspection I haven't seen that order uh no sir uh I'm sorry sir I get on the people about that right away sir carry on hi I he did it to me again again he did it again who sge Whipple he must have done when we were polic in the area he snuck in and unsnapped all the cartridge belts there go those extra points oh the rat what a mean thing what a mean thing to do pile you're in attention you're at attention what a mean thing what a mean thing to do nobody ask you pile all right the rest of you people fall out and get square away for a 10 mile height you got 8 minutes move it move it move move move but sir I told you to fall out that means you too move what a mean thing mean thing to [Music] do check that R how many points you figure he loses because of those cartridge belts plenty enough to keep us way ahead get that pillow now Ralph I want you to go in there and I just want you to sort of look around you don't have to do nothing but just sort of look the place over okay [Music] [Music] R we better get out of here all that hollering slob will make you attack and then they really wouldn't like you B all right what's going on what's the meaning of this Sergeant w we were a game you're platoon playing game Sergeant no sir we this Barracks is a shambled what' you have in there a riot no sir we've had this Sergeant you will confine your men you will get them and this building in order now yes sir Lieutenant make a complete record of this foron ratings carry on sergeant if you can that is yes sir nice Cooperative bunch of people you got there Whipple yes [Laughter] [Music] sir d you people see this huh take a good look this is because I'm happy you will not see this of because I'm not off of that Now can anyone here tell me what happened in Sergeant Whipple's Hut huh Can anyone here tell me what put him in the dog house for the colonel look it's all right you can tell me if someone here is responsible I just want to congratulating [Music] that that you huh huh how'd you manage it huh what'd you do huh I just took rap for a little visit good going [Music] boy good going boy that was really quick thinking that was great you're really becoming a Marine boy great H fall out the isn't it yes sir where's your friend our friend [Music] sir well you know what to do yes [Music] sir come on now [Music] I reckon this is it buddy I got to go now now don't look at me like that you know you can't go on living in a boot camp right che where you belong now you go out and find yourself some new friends maybe a girl skunk and settle down and have some young on that's what you ought to do hi be right there Sergeant now be a good boy Ral byebye he was a good little fell wasn't he I have to admit he was that's one skunk it really earned his stripes hey hey [Applause] [Music] la a [Music]