hello schlatt and Company welcome back today we're going to be at a big camera it's like if Best Buy was good check it out so we're going to head in there and we're going to do a we're going to do stop being weird man I'm just trying to be alive we're going to do a $500 budget see who's who picks the cooler [ __ ] you start on the top floor and I'll start on the bottom let's do it okay good luck oh look I've already found something a little confusing this looks like a Bane mask I don't know if I'm supposed to wear it till like get skinny or something I don't know first floor was mainly women's products and our audience is not very many women so I have never seen a product like this in my life but it just seems so smart you just plug it into the cigarette lighter and look holds it that's cheap too that's within our budget I actually need it grabing this guy thank you oh my God the hell are we doing we taking the SAT or something Jesus here look how they advertise the Tactical Edition just magazines oh wow what motion eye what the hell is a motion eye what the should I put this on is it even [Music] sanitary what the hell oh it's massaging my temples oh that's weird it's kind of scary if you want to get a little crazy and you just get one of these dude oh I didn't know was that kind of store here we go starting hitting up what is this oh [ __ ] that this is bad I'm bad at this starting up on the sixth floor baby and it looks like we're in heaven look at these trains baby oh boy but which one do I choose also like really sweaty you see how sweaty I am I'm gleamy I'm glossy some Co my face slime I found my favorite thing ever Miniatures dude I got to take that what is that 770 Yen that's sick that's a little miniature camera I got to get that ton of other Miniatures I can't stay here though if I stay in the miniature section I'm going to get lost I'm going to spend the entire Budget on miniatures oh dude that is as sick as a get 2800 Yen I'm doing it just kind of uh eyeballing it I think I got about uh 15,000 left on the budget tell me what that's supposed to be autofocus eyewear don't your eyes already Focus I got to put these on okay these have moving little little things in them my eyes still work exactly the same I don't understand what the point of these is they look scary as hell I'm not even going to lie [Music] [Applause] [Music] hold on boys before we keep going it's time for me to fulfill a contractual obligation today's video is sponsored by War Thunder baby War Thunder is a free-to-play hyperrealistic online War simulation game that's available right now on PC Xbox PlayStation and mac and my favorite thing about this game is that you can play exactly how you want want to hop in a tank and just rush through the front line maybe mow everything down from out of a jet or make your enemy sink to the Bottom of the Sea using your favorite warship or just drop a nuke on them and flatten the entire map in the process yes you can actually do 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trying to cross the street that guy's silly man it's a New Yorker yeah that guy's a New Yorker guys you know what's crazy people complain about the React videos but it's the only thing they watch why are you watching it I'll just keep doing the react I got to read the room oh my God oh my God is that is that thing chasing me oh my God oh my God that thing's [ __ ] following me no oh my God I'm embarrassing myself there's people looking at me how do you at those thank you so much thank you it's such a dumb product [ __ ] modern ET sketch love it I thought we were in the lame section but uh I was wrong bro boom we're at 16,000 Yen which isn't bad you know I might even get a pen case I don't even know what this is supposed to be look the essence of life is fun we are sometimes extremely touched by a sheet of character [Music] sticker hell yeah dude welcome to the cool section all these [ __ ] air blowers I know that Trevor is almost undoubtedly going to buy a neck mounted fan like look at these they have plenty of these little things like wrap around your neck and blow air at you a heading to the camera section you know Schat's going to hit this up the question is which one he's going to pick they got a pig man just like me man sweating like a little pig I'm getting it 5500 Yen this is a crazy haul dude there's no way SCH got anything better he's probably picking up like snacks and like a a fruit rollup or something in the uh pillow aisle now Grandma we're in light Central dude oh my God I feel like a famous dude wait I am oh dude you can make some [ __ ] Dino whatever the [ __ ] oh dude that's the one I'm just taking this with me all righty there it is I love that I'm actually going to use the [ __ ] out of this we are halfway done with the challenge I got to do something about this little sweating problem Oh fans exactly what I wish for we got any like squirters any of them like squir on you I'm kind of digging this like the necklace one but I'm not even sure what that is does this blow air on you cuz this could be an like actual Lifesaver I think I might just end up exploring I'm I'm going to just go through a bunch of floors see what else I can find cuz I think I'm still a little bit under budget gaming aisle up next I know some people that would love to be here right now I am not one of them I'm not much of a gamer I think getting toys would be kind of silly and lame and childish I need to get like a pack of cigarettes that's what I should be doing once you hit like 18 dude you got to stop gaming you got to start smoking see cars though is something I'm actually would probably be into there are definitely better cooler cars but I'm going to go with one of my favorites of all time you got to go with the Unos Roadster the na Miata with the popup headlights right there oh at any price point you won't have more fun driving a Miata you floor this thing you hear the engine you're going 40 mph I'm going to buy this one and I'm also going to get Toyota Supra that's about it actually maybe maybe I get the Porsche 9911 you get it I'm going to make one big purchase I'm going to go up a level and I'm going to find one more item I'm going to buy I'm back up here on the sixth floor cuz it's just so dang awesome check it out baby we're back at the trains that looks sick look at that I've been scoping I've been eyeing this little baby I'm going to splurge on this thing I'm going to splurge I'm going to splurge on this guy and bring this guy home and splurge on it all right I'm I'm going to take it [Music] dude chill out oh [Music] [Applause] God this is where I'm hoping we got some I love a good time piece this is just out of the price range see my problem now is if I get one of these big ones I'm not going to be able to take it home oh my goodness what is this even supposed to be like a sports timer or something that looks cool enough that one's 4400 so we have 18,000 left to spend who are these people bro all right smile come find me all right I'm not going to do a little girl camera but I am going to finish off the budget with a nice old school digital camera so yeah let's let's end it off with that where do I buy it I'm just saying I think I won I don't think so man I think myself pretty epic all right if you say so all done baby we got it all we're going to go back to the hotel and see who's got the better bag it's not you it's not you it's this guy I think the white guy is going to [Music] win you don't want to get stuck in this tunnel with me you don't want to be in this tunnel at 3 a.m. with me walking right behind you something bad something bad will happen just saying all right tror let's see it what'd you get you want to dig in I want to dig right into you man you want to dig into you want to see some of this good [ __ ] I'm going to do this one I think this one's actually what I actually really need right now what is that nice cooling fan that's the thing you put on your neck dude I was looking at those can you just imagine if one if it like blows up while it's not to creep you out I need this you know how bad I need this the whole video man I was [ __ ] I was draining there was like a sewage system coming out of my forehead you're draining yeah where I come from we have a whole different meaning for that word what is that what do draining your nuts dude draining your nuts coming I hope it's charged cuz I let's see it I want to [ __ ] use it how do you turn it on oh [ __ ] it's already going it's Plug and Play dude is that good oh dude come on bro where's the air coming I you don't feel it bro it's like nothing coming out it's a it's a it's like a gentle breeze can I try give me a second okay oh was that the one that's it I I'll keep it I'll keep it like no way [ __ ] oh oh I'm like in a different dimension dude it's drained right now dude oh my God there's three speed settings you got to feel this [ __ ] me I do all right give me that here here you can you can go through it here right thought it's just one setting oh yeah you like that that's awesome how much was that it doesn't say you didn't add the price tags up like you didn't look at the you take a okay fine fine like memorize it I was I was taking notes of the price you I got like a memory bank up here I'm just like just saying man just saying this one resonated with me a little bit of salmon sushi 770 Yen not bad it's like five bucks yeah that's a steal it's probably cost as much as a actual piece of sushi probably more where can I hook this little thingy maybe your earring oh dude your earring I didn't even know you had earrings I've never taken them out really yeah they're probably [ __ ] disgusting oh [ __ ] oh so heavy oh [ __ ] no I got come on I'll get it off I'll get hey stop moving a you're ripping it sorry cool cool purchase little tiny camera does it work no dude what the hell you think we like we got that kind of Technology okay just a miniature man it's cute you know like a tiny penis dude look how what the [ __ ] man oh my God wait you can put little film in there that's wild what kind of what kind of images is there porn on there say cheese brother Japanese girls you got another one another miniature camera it's the same one no it's different you think that's the same [ __ ] right there look at the Box on the other one it's the exact same [ __ ] thing dumbass you got two of the same [ __ ] thing dude I think it [ __ ] up I got a few Miniatures this is the last one I'm going to show you the last one it better not be the same [ __ ] box Trevor it's a skeleton this this Japanese skeleton had a lot of those Japanese skeleton lot of those couple decades I go dude it's black it's a black skeleton it's charred why is it charred I've got two guesses we're halfway done baby you didn't get much I thought I was spending a lot of money none of this stuff is anywhere close to being $500 dude to me it felt like 500 well maybe you're poor you know what that is that's that's a monal that's a monal what' you play with when you're growing up Lincoln Logs Lincoln Logs yeah you know those yeah my dad dropped a few we dropped a couple Lincoln Logs on this place back in the day you know what I'm saying how much was that was that your most expensive purchase 4600 Yen wow I don't even think you spent $100 I don't think I did is that the little girl camera is that the little girl camera yeah yeah it's a little girl camera but it's a pig and I've been sweating like a pig so I I felt like it could relate to it a little [Music] bit this is tough life oh it's tight it's tight oh there you go yeah I like this nice man I like you get a mini SD card with it so you can take the photos nah just maybe they have one in there you think so yeah maybe oh oh oh there you go and it's charged Japanese girls yeah oh yeah one more one more and you out of photos I just said bye-bye Last One initial dard the anime car you got to love drifting your whole life was drifting for like 6 months best [ __ ] video I've made in my life cost me a lot of money to employ him all that time I hope you guys got your gamer Subs hey good plug good plug I got to pay him and he takes five [ __ ] years to make a video so you guys got to buy The Gamers Subs Gamers subs. use code schlat everybody 10% off on some titty milk or any other the flavors they're all great if you want to see that movie type call put the money where your mouth is exactly put the money where your mouth put the subs where your mouth is I'll kill myself you have to build it you have to [ __ ] build the whole thing oh you dumbass you didn't even get a pre-built dude bought not built [ __ ] what does he even how do you even read I don't know it's in [ __ ] Japanese isn't it it shows a car I wanted a car you got to build that [ __ ] oh you dumb [ __ ] you dumb [ __ ] you got to build the whole [ __ ] thing I'll [ __ ] build it you stupid [ __ ] you stupid [ __ ] that's everything let's get a final shot of all this that's a hall what do you think you think you did good yeah I don't I think I'm demoting you in the company you going to hit me you you going to punch me I think you're going to punch me in my 50,000 a year sounds about right for you maybe even 40 a in this day and age get this dude the [ __ ] you think I'm going to do my part with all the [ __ ] in the back oh I'm sorry man I was just [ __ ] busy living my goddamn life the [ __ ] out of here man this is going to blow yours out of water and then it's going to blow you it's going to blow my back out and then I'm going to blow you I can't say that I'm your employer boom Oh Mazda Miata I think this one is actually [ __ ] built too I don't believe it I don't think so I think it's going to be I think it's going to be built dude I think this car is going to be built that looks the exact same as mine watch this this's going to be a built car in here Trevor all right three two one that's what I thought [ __ ] knew it you have to build a car sometimes you got to earn what you [ __ ] what you reap you know you got to [ __ ] you got to you got to [ __ ] you got to do what you got to do you need to shut up this was really upsetting because I also got a Supra I have to build two I don't really want to build one um yeah use that [ __ ] rag on your face you little sweaty boy why you pointing it out man you little sweaty boy little scrawny little pipsqueak I'm not a pipsqueak see me you [ __ ] see me I got a build on me man I'm like a linebacker next one this one I'm super proud of it's a little piece of toast laptop case what are you a child what you don't think a grown man can pull this off gives you protection gives you some style gives you some [ __ ] Japanese girls dude suoy bro suoy that is suoy bro you want to do a drop test no all right next one a clock it's a clock ah okay it's a clock I love time pieces let me get the batteries in there a [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] stretch oh [ __ ] yeah get that [ __ ] off rip that [ __ ] [ __ ] off sh get that [ __ ] rip it off dude stop being weird I'm not being weird you are being weird and the audience is going to comment on this cool ass clock bro I love this thing clock's going right here boom what is this it's a little panini press dude and you can make a little cookies no way yep you can do a little little teddy bears that out oh [ __ ] [ __ ] and so right now it can make little bread we're switching it out to the cookie plates and then we're going to make some [ __ ] cookies yeah dude have a little sleepover a little bit of cookies I just think it looks cool I think it is cool I think this is a good one I think I'm doing good right now yeah I think mine's pretty cool okay next one this is just another weird bag kind of like uh you know it's like a it's like or peanut might be a peanut I didn't notice yeah it's a peanut how just three lines make such a difference from a peanut to like a piece of I didn't notice those lines man now it's a peanut no it's a peanut I'm going to use it you know attach it to my backpack maybe maybe get some of those Japanese girls you know we're going to have to play that clip cont just keep referencing every time you bring it up [ __ ] I don't know I don't know why' they call him big [Applause] yeah this one's cool this one's going to blow you away it's going to blow me away check it Car cigarette lighter with a tension wound USBC cable multipose kidding me you pop that in and then look dude dude you pop it in you get like a nice twink or a fem boy one of those things it's tight fit tight fit it's always a tight fit with them yeah it's always tight and you you pull for you getting smoked bro can I just say it I tried man I tried my best now you got the little girl camera uhhuh I got actual digital camera dude little girl cameras are out we [ __ ] with Kodak pix pix Pro all right let's try and turn this on okay did it wrong that's strange dude do you see this the batteries with the black tip are the minus ends how do you even remember that from like version usually there's the the little nipple on the top of these batteries dude really yeah you're stupid what the hell you're stupid man I'm not stupid I'm a little tired it's got internal storage though get one of these oh oh it's bright I know it's bright oh Jesus oh my God that's this is called a boogie board a boogie board it's a boogie board is like a chalk board no what do you doing I love this thing I love this thing pull that [ __ ] out man show me it's a little e in display or something you write whatever you want to write on it and then you just hit this button and it all goes away that's the future that's the future right there look look look look look draw something cute dude seriously don't don't [ __ ] show that to me it's fine it's fine it's gone it's gone dude probably like a piece of toast or something with like sh Star skills of your SL that's [ __ ] awful what what is that it looks like it looks just like someone's body like there's the Torso you know what we say around here H thanks for watching for watching see you later you [ __ ] idiots vote in the comments see who won you're getting a pay cut after this I don't want that to happen you'll get one