this game is coming back

this game is coming back Backyard Sports announced today that this whole series is coming back to life with games and even shows nonetheless I thought this would be a good time for me to return to Backyard Baseball this is an older version obviously I I don't even know what exact year this particular version is maybe late '90s early 2000s somewhere around there either way this is the same file that we've had before we have beef boss and God the issue with beef boss is I missed Pablo Sanchez when I drafted my team so I don't have Pablo Sanchez on my team uh that's why I made God they're both humongous Rockets but this one has Pablo Sanchez and this one doesn't but I have to go with beef boss I think this is now the 2024 team photo this save file has been going on for I believe 3 years now we took a 0o to one L against the fishes on our previous game however we are still two in one and we're playing the P socks day sunny day my pal Vinnie the and I are coming to you live Vin the and sunny day number and the humongous Rock the Red Socks but they're yellow down so far what a dumb team name starting to make all right Kenny cow Gucci why don't we throw them the Hoochie okay how about a oh no Kenny okay he wants a heat ball how about a heat ball down there good call Kenny oh he wants a left hook we'll throw another left hook then uhoh bunt it's a bunt someone get it all right come on Kenny o wow these kids suck on the other team they're not able to hit anything ready and a throw a swing they keep on trying to bunt this seems like a a game I'm going to win oh he wants a right [Music] hook wow Kenny kawaguchi just killed him smoked them at pitcher wasn't that I thought that was the third uh out it doesn't matter they they have the batting ability of freaking someone that isn't good hey stop talking oh I don't know if this is going to be a good pitch somehow that was called a uh yeah ball it's hard to keep my concentration on on uhoh uhoh uhoh Mikey Mikey hits him in the [ __ ] ass how are you supposed to catch it with your ass Mikey forag does it throws it to what am I supposed to do here throw second what am I supposed to do oh kha got her or got him them they okay I guess I didn't realize I could make Kesha run and Kesha is way faster than that slow ass kid look at him run slowest kid in the field tries to steal a base tahah while blindfold she a cheah on one leg and a cheater she looks freaking really Derpy I must admit all right Kenny kawaguchi you can shut your mouth somehow Mikey is my first at bat don't know who's making the line up here but I don't like it this seems like a disaster I'm going to throw it I guess over there power all we want is power and whoa no Mikey I don't think you're going to you're going to stay in with that one man the banter what that pict is mercil how is that a ball or a a strike okay we got freaking Kenny's brother Kenny cow butthole as the UMP apparently calling that a a a strike okay we're going to go power still freck me I can do it better oh my God Kenny kawauchi or not Kenny wait wait I for I keep on calling Vinnie the GU Kenny Cuchi okay yeah we just going to roll your ass there in stay Kenny and I will promise not to call you Vinnie the GU anymore or call Vinnie the GU you damn what's with all the guc names in this game and her last name is ucha that's almost like gu Vinnie the GU Kenny cow a Gucci holy [ __ ] I'm on fire oh dude that's out of the planet oh my God I'm killing it uhoh that doesn't look like it's going far easy money for the opposing King uh-oh ah she didn't catch it they're as bad as my freaking team with the Fielding one more time let's see that one more time we get to see it on this very Advanced screen back here the ball got stuck in her pelvic area not sure how that happens we have two cool for school Tony O whoa I don't know if that's going to make it no damn it he caught it uhoh oh no jinda jo Cinda watch out Batman Here Comes The [Music] Joker and that's a great [Applause] play another bouncing ball uhoh he's got it Kenny got it right to Kesha our team is so good it's crazy I never remember our team being so wellit how is that a ball did you not just watch that go right through the box you flipping me a how is that a ball crazy crazy how my balls when they're when part of the circle is outside of the box it's always a ball but for them it's flipping a strike there you go this other team sucks balls why is this game even six Innings long they suck here we go vivaa Mexico Maria I think Maria is rather weak at bat look how she holds the thing she's got a death grip on it here's the the pitch how did that even miss holy [ __ ] Maria you suck ass who drafted you and you laugh about it like it's something to laugh about okay there we go we just needed Amed will that get out of the park I don't know oh no okay he's a freaking idiot wait what how was I out he docked it off his head H here repeat the motion and this game's rigged I just got hit by that ball how did that ball even hit here the circle was all up in my freaking hip oh that's out of the freaking America no but they didn't catch it okay this kid needs to get drug tested wow Vinnie the guc is right I threw the slow ball that uh he suggested I throw and now I think he just suggested a fast pitch and that worked as well granted it doesn't take much to to strike these people out they are really poo poo amed's got it way to go Amed our team's really been practicing in the time that I've been gone a [ __ ] I waited too long I wanted to to time that thing perfectly I need to swing a little quicker than you think you need to swing in this game a poopy but holes swly swung early my ass get Vinnie the Gucci watching the same game pitch look I went through my bat no Kesha stop laughing people I hate it when they laugh when they [ __ ] up no did your parents laugh at you when you're when they when you're a [ __ ] up no they get mad at you I'm mad the uh of course that's going to end up being a strike why would it not it's me as the batter so that's got to be a a ball okay the only thing Mikey can hope for here is to get uh a poopy [Music] butts I think this game after I got two runs realized it needed to Nerf me and now I can't hit any anything uh oh all right maybe this is bad news Al Capone look like an angel are you calling Kenny a Mafia Boss here I think that was a a hit to the cheek but I guess can you even walk a kid in a wheelchair of course that's not the whole freaking black black circle thing is outside of the box yet it was a strike oh boy wheel Kenny wheel oh we got this dude Kenny is so fast on the freaking Wheels oh boy go Kenny go uh-oh the Run isfe okay I'm going all the way this girl can't throw a [ __ ] ball I don't know if I should stay here now wait we'll see okay what was that these kids are on their way what kind of what kind of that again what kind of play was that from the other team just showing her smiling ass on the screen it's just showing the they threw that after I already had scored I don't know what they were doing they're just standing around while I was going to home and he threw it to the pitcher's mound like he's the one that would stop me and instead he threw it to her who just threw it dude I don't get it I am not the most knowledgeable in baseball but that seemed really dumb like really really dumb of the Red Sox here but I guess what what else should I expect how is that a strike how but but at the same time I'm playing the Red Sox so I mean if that wasn't an indicator that this team would be really really bad I don't know what was what am I supposed to do on that she's throwing everything out that wasall thank you for calling that a ball I was slightly concerned that you would find a to call that a strike oh man this kid hit another Homer oh well no I almost want to go for it after seeing how they did last time no this kid's slow Kenny kawaguchi oh well I guess I'm going for it uhoh no he's throwing it to third for some reason okay now I can now I can't run any further jinda we can't afford another out I want to get a couple more runs just Cinda just promised a home run I think what the [ __ ] is this that was a ball okay that's a ball again why is she the the circles are so tiny on this is she intentionally walking me theivy okay that seems like he's walking me I think Jo cinda's a strong [Music] batter that was that was labeled for a home [Applause] run no that went through my bat oh no I'm in trouble I'm in trouble on the double Target goes up and the pitch okay that's a ballun from the oh boy a go go go go go go go he's running to the fence oh that's out oh no it somehow hit the fence keep going keep going keep going uh-oh uh-oh uh-oh no way no way we're on the base no no no no how how how how how how does this game figure nowan oh they switch pites inter hul hoop interesting little move by the other [Applause] team all right no Amman we were cheated by this stupid ass game that that ball fell so far out of of where the circle was these players ate their high fiber cereal this morning that's for sure I don't know about that I don't know if our players are [ __ ] a lot you mean High fiber's wi oh can he get another Homer no and instead we might get out keep on going Kenny Kenny's going Kenny's going oh Kenny's going Kenny's going Kenny's going uhoh go [Applause] back it's not looking good for him I'm I'm I'm trying to trick him uhoh and he's out and it's a long walk back to the Dugout I think I might have to switch Kenny here wait you're telling me Mikey's strongest thing is batting I don't even believe that at all Kenny is such a good pitcher no one else on my team is worth a [ __ ] pitching Joe Cinda is my best Fielding person dude he's my he's Mary duboy is uh my next best pitcher thanks thanks for the commentary on what I just did okay this should be pretty easy easy out of That's all folks we won the game although I must say the whole second half of that game was fairly boring we scored the three runs right off the bat and that's about it League here we're three in one we're tied with the Hornets do we play the Hornets soon let's see oh look who we play next the Hornets this is the battle for the top spot in the league this is a game this is the game uhoh oh no uhoh ever Kenny can catch anything okay maybe you're all right uh they drop it oh and they dropped it best team in the league by the way we'll just stay there Mikey is good at batting slow at moving Kenny kawaguchi is where it's at he is such such a good player granted I'm sure he saves some energy sitting all the time but oh boy PO is that enough is that enough to get somewhere that someone doesn't catch it out oh boy and it's a double play [Music] the oh there we go hit hard hit hard but right into his glove what a terrible inning it's hard to play this game for more than one game their heckling gets annoying they should say less things [Music] uhoh got it but can we get it there in time of course he somehow made it there cuz they have a kid that's good at pitching or Hitting and Running apparently and SW on and the foul ball how did you get like Annie I put the thingy right where the ball was going to land and Annie stopped short how do you not how does she not catch that could have saved some of Kenny cauchi's arm here because it's starting to get little iffy oh boy and it goes I don't think we're going to catch that one and that one would have been very very scary if it was inbounds oh man timing in this game is tough here's the motion no oh my God this game is rigged oh [ __ ] he might have he might have smoked it right to that kid's glove out a couple of my thoughts on this game coming back I hope it plays faster these games take forever somehow that's I was going to say I don't know how that's not a foul but uh a little less heckling maybe and throw SW on a little bunt a little dinker it up that's what she said [Applause] me Mikey is never going to get there in time wow I can can not believe oh my goodness why do I keep on popping these fall ball oh no what am I doing what am I doing what am I doing what am I doing what am I doing what am I doing what am I doing why did what what did I see is there a thing in my eye why did I swear I saw the ball I'm going to get aab I don't know I don't flipping know Mikey you're our best batter and of course it's going to just pop right there I don't I think this game is bugged so that my balls just go vertical well thank God they didn't know how to catch [Applause] it uhoh easy enough I'm throwing as quick as I can because I've I've lost my entertainment in this game I know a lot of you really like Backyard Baseball but have you played Backyard Baseball recently this game isn't bad but man it plays so slow and I have to listen to I can't even throw the ball if Vinnie the G is telling some stupid [ __ ] I can't even hear what stupid [ __ ] he's saying because I'm talking over it but I have to wait for it and see again Vinnie the GU feels the need to say something stupid what are you talking about yeah he he just told the same story about the w war he he said I think two pictures ago or two batters ago not even hard for Kenny kawaguchi to to strike these people out but it takes him longer than it needs to because of the yapping Yap y y yap yap yap could it be something good could be dude they don't they don't not catch anything they catch every flipping thing I have to pee I have to pee really bad but peeing has to wait I have to beat the green [Music] hornets oh my god did Maria do it oh my God inches inches away ah goes up theery you know it should be only three Innings or two even this is when the game actually gets interesting Z to zero there's only this part of the fifth inning the bottom of the fifth inning in the sixth inning left this is where the game is good freaking four Innings of nothingness can go suck a dick okay 32 count it's either going to be a ball or a hit or it's a ball okay we're on first and second now it seems things are lining up here she's looking to show these b as a thing or two wow you were really whispering in my ear right there popped it up down and she's out and the tag and the tag wait how is infield fly what do you mean by that how is that out I I I don't get it I don't get it what just happened there oh my God that's out of the park that's got to be it yeah that thing's so out way to go keyot my girl I hope that that seals the win here this is a huge win Green Hornets are the team to beat ooh ooh is that another home run that's another home run wow solo home run bouncing ball he's got it the throw to first base jeez we just don't miss we never we never drop it or anything we're we're too good uhoh jinda jinda is of course going to to make me eat my words this and it's over the Red Rockets win four to nothing we won three to nothing and now four to nothing it put Us in Solo first place in the league and the Giants hornets and monsters are all three and two so I I like where we're standing here we have to play the white Allstars next but I cannot play another game of this game right now so I'm going to go ahead and save where what do I save right here beef boss G6 G7 okay saved and uh yeah that's it