Comedians Guess What Americans Googled During the Chiefs Game

Published: Sep 05, 2024 Duration: 00:04:14 Category: Entertainment

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>> Taylor: WELCOME BACK TO "AFTER MIDNIGHT." WILL IS IN THE LEAD WITH 2800 POINTS. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] IN HIS TIME TO PICK A WINNER FOR TONIGHT'S SHOW. YOU ARE PLAYING FOR THIS LUKEWARM CUP OF COFFEE. IGNORE THE STAINS ON THE SIDE OF THE MUG. EVERY WEEK, GOOGLE PUBLISHES A LIST OF THE MOST COMMON QUESTIONS AMERICANS TYPED INTO THE SEARCH ENGINE ABOUT A CURRENT TOPIC. HERE ARE THE MOST COMMON QUESTIONS AMERICANS ASKED ABOUT JAKE TAPPER. IS JAKE TAPPER MARRIED? THIS CURIOSITY, NO REACTION. THAT WAS AMAZING. I HAVE NEVER HEARD AN AUDIENCE SO QUIET. THIS CURIOSITY HAS INSPIRED OUR NEXT GAME. HOW AMERICA SEARCH. I AM GOING TO PUT UP A POPULAR SEARCH TOPIC AND YOU WERE GOING TO BUZZ IN AND TELL ME THE MOST COMMON QUESTIONS AMERICANS ARE ASKING ABOUT IT. THE TOPIC IS THE KANSAS CITY CHIEFS. >> THEY PLAYED THE BALTIMORE RAVENS EARLIER TONIGHT AND THE GAME WAS ELECTRIC, I ASSUME. AN EXAMPLE QUESTION MIGHT BE WHY HUSBAND SCREAMING OR TAYLOR SWIFT KISS? 60 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK. GO. >> WHEN WILL THEY PUT PATRICK THE HOMES BARBER IN JAIL? >> TRAVIS KELCE, TAYLOR SWIFT, OPEN OR POLY. >> TRAVIS KELCE WITH. >> KANSAS CITY CHIEFS, PROBLEMATIC? >> WHY KANSAS CITY IN MISSOURI? >> WHAT MAKE RECEIVER WIDE? >> WHAT DOES TAYLOR SWIFT PUT ON BARBECUE RIBS AND WHY IS IT MAYONNAISE? >> WHAT ELSE TO DO, KANSAS CITY. >> KANSAS CITY CHIEFS, TAYLOR'S VERSION COMING OUT SOON? >> WELL, 4300 POINTS. >> I GOT TO GET IT? >> Taylor: THANKS TO OUR CONTESTANTS. STICK AROUND FROM THE NIGHTLY NEWS. WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK. ♪ ♪ >> Taylor: WELCOME BACK. IT IS TIME FOR THE NIGHTLY NICH IT IS TIME FOR THE NIGHTLY NIC NICHE. THIS IS WHERE WE SHOW YOU VIDEOS FROM A SPECIFIC CORNER OF THE INTERNET, LIKE PEOPLE WHO REVIEW SOUP OR DOG CHIROPRACTORS OR PUBLIC PRANKS THAT BORDER ON CRIMES. IT IS THE WORKPLACE TRAINING VIDEOS FROM THE 90s CORNER OF THE INTERNET. WATCH THESE VIDEOS AFTER GETTING OUT OF A THREE HOUR MEETING AND YOU WILL FEEL GRATEFUL FOR THE JOB YOU HAVE. ROLL THE TAPE. >> KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR THE DETAILS. LET'S START WITH THE SELF-SERVE SNACK STATION. >> EVERYTHING LOOKS SAFE HERE. >> NOT SO FAST. LOOK CLOSER. >> OF THE MICROWAVE IS RUNNING UNATTENDED. >> THAT'S RIGHT. AND THERE IS A CAN OF PAINT THINNER INSIDE. >> NEVER FORGET TO CHECK FOR PAINT THINNER. I AM TAYLOR TOMLINSON AND THIS HAS BEEN "AFTER MIDNIGHT."

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