PGA Tour 2k23 || Sunday Night || Golf with the fellas

for e e e for hello ah Discord is a pain in the ass what is up my guy what is up my dude hello buddy uh we back out there uh Adam yeah this course [ __ ] oh this hole is sweet nothing like some Sweet holes you know what I mean hey hey hey hey I am back to being ready [Music] whenever where the [ __ ] if either of you uh look at my steam profile I upload a picture cuz I didn't know what it was till like way later I I was in that game once human all of a sudden this [ __ ] plane flies over that looks like a monster and it's flying over and getting closer and closer and then it goes like super like low over my like place and then just keeps going and apparently it's some new thing but all of a sudden I hear this loud noise I don't know what the [ __ ] I see this giant like I'm like trying to shoot at it it's like immune immune and is coming right at me I'm like H that's not good is this is this thing just going to go by and like scoop up my house and be like start over game over oh I could have man got some wacky [ __ ] oh man I got like stuff things to do yep adulting so much fun does it sound like my kid is up man kids always be up I know I was at that age you're like well you can have the have you have the TV on but you got to be laying down [ __ ] video games she's 105 already yeah kiddos got to get up for school tomorrow too see the time 10 minutes 10 minute well I can't stop her right now because she's in the middle of the fortnite battle yeah that's that's just good parenting right there you got to finish the match you know I mean that's why I looked and she's like waiting for me to say shut it off and I look at this game and I'm like 10 minutes gotta finish that fortnite though well I was hearing her yelling usually like she's trying to stay up later she won't be loud but I guess her boyfriend's getting her to play Red Dead in fortnite and she plays a lot of Roblox even Jen's been playing it she loves plants versus zombes Mario Kart Mortal Kombat today all right send it a lot of sand traps lot of sand you know what I kind of find find kind of funny is like somebody was talking [ __ ] being like Oh you're like a old gamer and I'm like I mean gaming nowadays is pretty pretty ubiquitous I mean like there's phone games there's [ __ ] arcade games there's poker game I mean there's all sorts of people all walks of life play video games nowadays it's not like a [ __ ] Fringe thing anymore you know and hopefully this one's nice and safe in the Fairway you more okay we're in main we [ __ ] play like either yatsi or cribbage at almost every night fak yatu we might play three times a dayu yeah I think this one's going for it well unfortunately we missed the green here okay second shot for him on this one was even there because like uh with Jen's mom she's always like [ __ ] like moving doing [ __ ] and I'm like oh yeah she's probably like you know not really much about games are like what are you talking about she's always playing they name off like eight mobile games that she plays all the time yeah I was like oh yeah my mom wonder if my mom would have really go ahead I was say my mom just played a shitload of Farmville back in the day now they do like puled and Candy Crush and all those [ __ ] my grandmother plays she's addicted to those games too like my mom be like oh we got to go let's go spend some time with Grandma and I'm there and just like hanging out and she like clean CL cling cling cling cling cling cling I just like well Grant I guess you got the high score you know it's crazy you know what she said to me the other day we it was like her birthday and uh and she was just like I was like yeah you know we we made it another time around how's it feel you know she's like well to be honest with you I'm just surprised I'm still alive she's like I I kind of thought I'd be dead by now I was like Jesus it's like I love you too grandma you know it's funny I think maybe there's something my dad his joke always was he was going to be 114 sitting on his porch smoking a joint throwing [ __ ] at people because he was seen out yeah and he's like I mean his knees are starting to really get to him like I'm starting to notice like even certain things he knows that like he's like wow I can't do that anymore um yeah he's 71 yeah dude that's that's getting up there dude he could easily I mean I mean Adam seen enough time he could easily make it 80 no problem like just I don't know yeah as long as he keeps moving going oh oh oh almost curved in wouldn't it be nice yeah you here yeah yeah can you hear us yeah yeah um yeah he was he was saying up in main this year was the B like he couldn't be out on the fishing boat for 8 hours fishing he could get back up after and he could it was like too hard to start the I'm like yeah that's take a two-hour Run come in for two hours take another two-hour run you know and that'll drop okay this left for bie over for the [Applause] day what is this 18 oh no I do not no no nine is perfect nine is perfect finally got to go in tomorrow for some [ __ ] whoa leaving the home office are you yeah well I'm me my boss I'm like all right so I see you Monday he's like what I'm like dude this going he goes oh good cuz I think he's just stoms that I'd like no you got it dude it's like no you're the boss you got other [ __ ] to do right on the Edge Let's see this- for him it's like I know they're pro golfers but I still wouldn't want to be [ __ ] and sitting in front of one of those drives it's like just get beamed in the head at like 100 miles hour it's like oh [ __ ] my bad I shanked it now you're dead dude I saw this uh video clip these people live next to a golf course and somebody hit a golf ball like right on into their yard on the edge of it and the freaking they started filming and the dad ran out there and laid face down oh yeah seen guy came around yeah and then he gets up like his head hurts and the guy is like all in they're inside just die and laughing the guy just doesn't know what to do he's like uh uh uh don't don't live next to a golf course oh that curved hard good good yep that's going to do let's see what shots just saying all what's that I like the way that this person made their Fairways and [ __ ] yeah well laid out yeah send it stop though I think I gave it too much juice like I didn't back spin it no it's a chipper here yo Adam I had a nasty [ __ ] Chip Shot bro mat shot it was the Pierre shot like it wasn't an albatross it was a birdie but it was like the same distance as that one Pier at okay we're just talking and then just kind of looking nobody says anything for a second you know like no [ __ ] way yeah we just watched it's like it's not oh my gosh it might it oh it did yeah had a Matt you had a putt the last time we played that was ridiculous it was like something like 60 but it was straight it was 49 but not that one there was another one where like yeah it was like the 28 y but it was like some weird [ __ ] yeah you were putting up hill against the hill like to an angle yeah something well was just like that last shot I had on before we jumped on with this where it did like a squirrel you know like it like it yeah but like long sh I I've not been able to hit the ball straight recently like the last I don't know what it is about like my position in my seat or something but like I've been shanking balls like crazy bro the long thing by me oh a little too much this is his third shot [Applause] nice that's how you do it right there good thing you didn't remove the te there yeah I think it might have rolled right over it nah it probably would have dropped right in you know yeah cuz it rolled up the pole it was it was a sweet looking shot yeah like they all shrank left it's like when I pull back I'm pulling too far to the right and then I'm swinging for some reason oh no no I mean I was uh or you just feel like you're just off no CU if you like consistent [Applause] that well I mean I was I was hitting him straight before so that's what's frustrating so so I'm like I'm not sure what the [ __ ] there it is well yesterday you were shanking them all to like the left right I think I figured it out I mean I still screw them up all the time cuz it's like on this joystick I'm like I thought I was in a straight line yeah some of them have had they're just really [ __ ] bad though boom Adam doesn't have that problem look at that boom and I'm sailing yeah oo nice [Applause] shot how he this 339 should I hit the pink lady there that's just like hanging out she's [ __ ] I don't even know if I can make it there that's what I was saying I was like I'm definitely going to have to take two on that one I think I can make it there when I was ping this course there I went to like the hardest ones to play and it was just like Fairways full like crocodiles and [ __ ] on some of the courses they like people like spelling outes and [ __ ] in the middle of theway like this one hole 60 they like dare you to yeah so I picked a hard I went to the hard on make one just like hang it Off the Wall a bunch [ __ ] [ __ ] I mean if they they come out with something again like hot shots but cooler yeah Hot Shots was good dud was it I mean I just think nowadays they could do so much more because didn't play we all but I played we boxing and we bowling we boxing I like we boxing is good enough that like you might be able to dip and weave if somebody was actually coming at you look at this shot damn yeah and here we have a oh my long to cont there it's a 35 foot poter Ro get it get it NOP no get it oh you always speed it up at the end I'm like oh wait where'd it go it's because I know I know it's not going to make it and I'm just like [ __ ] and he called it taeron what the [ __ ] was that see that's the [ __ ] I'm talking about like I'm like hitting the ball weird like I wasn't doing that [Applause] before all right you're sitting at two over plus two on the [ __ ] day oh man here's a look at their five oh look at this [ __ ] [Applause] nice that all right let's see what he does on this one there's just a dude just standing in a bush oh yeah look at this guy it's like the it's like the town cre he's just like jerking off somewhere in the bush like the [ __ ] are you doing man jackass he's like yeah yeah exactly he just like hits the fog horn so dude I've seen I've seen videos of that people like go to like a golf course and just prank people and they just hit they hit they hit him with the fog horn and [ __ ] and they're just like they get so pissed I'm just like ja ass yeah yeah the guy hit tries to hit the ball he just like yep yep [ __ ] was so good [Applause] stop he heard us talking about him he's like they're under me go here we go here we go all right you can stop rolling though you could stop rolling anytime though like I will when I'm done be mine wanted to just like go closer you know just actually straight come on come on boom and it drops it's right I see through Adam's Matrix I gave you those Classics in the MS that's why you're one up on me right now I gave you power but not all of it it's there oh oh oh Justin just got some damn C shot and a 7ft putt for him and that one will drop this course is supposed to be hard oh Adam two of the frogs were up top then again today hanging out up there for a while yeah yeah was was looking online it could have been that I just got too much like dampness in there and everything and they're looking for a dry spot for a minute going to go splash what were you going for not bad oh I just [ __ ] up I hit the swing way outside then like way on the right I just like [ __ ] had a mental [Applause] uhoh some of these dumb [ __ ] NPCs are clapping in the wrong direction uhoh stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop I'm okay with that Jesus I'm okay with that I don't even think I can really drive it that far trust me you can [Applause] good shot and he's got about a deuce and a half I'd say to get to that PIN he's like don't worry I'll just sink it on the second shot see me make chip shots further than that yeah I could make it maybe do you think you might want some cherry shrimp at some point Adam oh yeah there's like I think I've seen like at least 12 to 13 babies [ __ ] get B all right here he comes out of the deep rough why is this showing so short it's got oh it's doing that thing where it says I can't shoot any further yeah it's like the weird angle yeah [ __ ] stupid and here's a look at their hybrid oh it's going to go in there I wish should have aimed it out the other way more damn well this definely you had to say something about it being tough atam just I saw this I was talking damn yeah the greens are like hello buddy the greens are [Laughter] like yeah the greens are really hard too like it it rolls like a mofo oh is but it be rolling y oh he does this is uh don't hit my ball that's weird usually the balls are moved try it I be that one I made oh my God I'm gonna I'm gonna lose this stroke too now damn my my chance to catch up for to one that's why I was going I was like I putt way better night CH well oopsies let go too soon an 18f footer come on get it there you go got par didn't you yeah nice getting a b come back closer to me no no don't want to do that no you come closer to us this hold a power that works better for everyone all right here we go now we get to watch Justin go first and how he does it the greens good job he's just about ready to tea off let's see how he does somebody's dumb [ __ ] are standing right behind the bush you're like I can [ __ ] see the game sorry it just it looks so silly it's just like they're stand just like they're standing behind the bush they're all holding hands like I don't know what the [ __ ] going on back there nicely that guyy standing in a mud puddle there you go good on good on like they all just woke up they're like huh you guys are golfing sorry man we're having an ory back here Jesus good one oh it wasck ofro toin thaty F they're like oh there's golf going on what is the uh kills me what is it Adam and they in San Fran they kayak outside the stadium to try and catch balls oh yeah yikes that went right by the same [ __ ] thing here's a look at our oh I heard a random story today that was pretty good I think I mean it's either 2001 or 2011 I'm pretty sure 2001 you guys might have heard about this there was this uh kid that uh it was Boy Scout and he was out hiking with people and they were all going around these paths and stuff and wasn't really paying attention nobody else was and he realized get him off yelling out doing all I couldn't find anybody so he actually uh found a cave and had to stay out there overnight um the next day he woke up and he heard uh like planes and choppers going around and [ __ ] and so he went out and he was trying to figure out a way to alert him and he actually um used his uh there used his uh one of his uh badges for Boy Scouts to reflect the Sun at the plain in the helicopter and it caught the eye of the helicopter smart kid and the helicopter saw and found a place to the kid F found a place land and um he goes up to the helicopter and hears good morning he recognized a voice was Harrison for oh yes I saw that uh little thing the other day shanked it oh no oh man kid said he didn't get any photos he got a handshake and the only thing that was said to him on the way back is the only thing he remembers is uh Harrison Ford uh saying uh you should be able to get a merit badge for that yeah right like actual Survivor bu i' say I'd say hello but you're going to go way past well not yeah a good amount all right so I got a ball sack shot or a ball sack shot you got to hook it uh yeah I'm guess we GNA have to or are you going to clear the tree I've had it where I've cleared the tree It's just sometimes tough to tell oh that's off track no what did not go where you told it to where' you go [ __ ] Jumanji bro like that is not how far they said that would go they said it would go almost to the hole that is decidedly oh there's I'm sure there's a hole in there somewhere and I'm in the [ __ ] bottom of it with all these [ __ ] trees but like this one's looking good and he is just uh dropping it right next to the pin nice shot by him let's see what he does here 110 yards out looking nice what dude yeah look like was going right forward for a minute there all right just here we go uh oh um something's up with my can anyone else see this grass just grass everywhere no dude like I can't see it's pitch black can you see me in the [ __ ] thing yeah yeah wait wait wait stop wait wait turn to your left a little oh no wait stop right there stop I think I'm right yeah I'm right behind you and I can at least see the pin so you're lined up with the pin just if you hit the right bumper it'll realign the shot that it gave you begin with gotcha okay close to the thing well this is going to suck a bunch of dicks get out of [Laughter] there hear a [ __ ] generic noise there's no way yeah it showed you getting out of there though it showed you going a little bit more there's some light coming through yeah no I can't get out of the Hill go up a club dude no it's just getting worse the higher no I can't get out of here like literally go for trying to hit the bottom of the ball or something maybe it's just yeah po it or maybe it's because I'm in the goddamn jungle could be I think you can pop it out you can get it where's this one going oh no dude like there's no way there's no way you can it's just rolling further back maybe it'll get you out the other side hit it even harder and you'll just do a pendulum this sucks isn't there a way to like forfeit the hole nope dude no good forit the hole I think I lost it I think it was 10 or 11 it stopped for you last time didn't it hey you got a drop now you must have gone in the water oh there you go I don't know why they' even have me swing at this point they're just like yeah go ahead and just go lay down in the woods on to the next ho and a five foot for him so I think I don't think I'm going to take you guys on this one uh that does happen sometimes and the drops all right I me if I was playing real golf I'd be doing even worse oh that's my driver I can't make it that far looking good off the T all right let's see how he does on this hole think you can make it Adam uh no holy [ __ ] you know what though you can get out of that sand trap pretty easy I bet you yeah oh I don't know that hit hard go get out of there I could just well I know where I'm not shooting it towards [Applause] patronize me now damn bro that was stuck in the [ __ ] jungle dude yanked it just a bit second shot here on hole number eight this one's looking good you had that one dialed in didn't you all right here's your friend he's setting up in the green side sand I mean you know I do com like complain about the graphics but there was a time when having moving grass would have crippled a computer yeah one blade grass movie destroy it you're just like oh too many polyg gons D got this [ __ ] turned up like stupid High though oh just a little short close hard setting up for this 20 oh in there like swimwear started curving the other way holy [ __ ] was a good putt [Applause] man setting up for birdie here one's there you go Justin start chipping away at that yeah too bad this is the second to last to I'm pretty sure five mean if I could sink a 571 yard drive and get a hole in one maybe and it would still bring me down to plus two [Applause] someone's heading to the Fairway I think [ __ ] bow go did what you said Justin I just sent it sometime oh no stop hey there you go he ready to let her rip here let's see what he [Applause] does yeah here's our second shot on the ninth how come my driver's like oh there we go a no way I'm going to make this shot it's not like I'm going to ruin my game or anything that's bold using the driver off the Fairway he looking at the positives Justin hey and into the pits hey better than being in the water away second shot I got some cold Taco Bell with my name on it make it make it make it good on there we go he's setting up around 250 y out ad I'm get it right next to the hole cuz he got close well where I come from the plus means good so y'all are losing hard right now they always told me to get pluses so I do it's like what's your handicapped in golf yes look at that hello buddy damn come play and descend we've got the hot CU it will go flying like that yep [ __ ] me into the [ __ ] water this is yourth shot the [ __ ] was that setting up his third shot here and then you look at the graphics of where he's in the rough I was playing way better this morning and maybe I'm just tired could be because I mean I didn't I only got a couple hours of sleep last night like a [ __ ] idiot yeah somebody had to like give me nightmares come on you can't tell me that wasn't a blast that was a great [ __ ] time [Music] [ __ ] no way oh my God yeah smooth like butter that was I I'm having a hard time believing that holy [ __ ] what was the distance on that I don't know all I know is I was facing the other direction when I hit it because it curved that much this one's on a good line [ __ ] you little too hard ah [ __ ] 6ot putt okay they have finished up their round here is a bogey pot all right you drop that put and we're here hopefully uh hopefully I'll find something to do until time yeah there I did so terrible on that one they just like cut that part of my card out you know you know the stamps you get used to get from Subway the little clip that's exactly just like clip that whole round out and they're just like bro you I was in the jungle man I should have declared it well I should have declared it not playable when I realized I literally could not play that ball yeah um that's uh I think it's I think it's the same as getting in water it's like a plus two I know it's not a plus 10 like I had no not yeah oh [ __ ] oh yeah I'm crashing out soon po was 29 yeah that was a stellar pot you got that wasn't that one that curve though that was a different one cuz there was a straight one I got that just rolled right now uh longest score Shot 14 yards at him oh dude like nice actually got proximity to hole I thought you would get on that so I did so bad they gave me zero on distance like you didn't get scored but I got zero on longest scoring shot the how the [ __ ] divide by zero okay six birdies damn cars got one boogies got one no double Bogies for anybody triple triple bogey plus it calls yours yeah I got I told you I got the highest score all right guys uh probably be around far talk to you guys then all right fellas we'll catch youall later