Mario Loses His Mustache

hey guys if you haven't heard yet the finale of murder Jones has just dropped over on the glitch Channel this episode concludes murder Jones as one complete story and though I'm sad to see it end I really am proud of how this episode turned out the whole glitch team crushed it also to go along with this Grand Finale we've dropped an all new exclusive Mur Jones merch line including this cool as hell poster s animates sin plushy VAP plushy and so much more you can get all of this over at Mur jones. store thanks for watching and now on to the video so [Music] nice Luigi ooh have you got any food oh no I'm the superar [Music] [Music] I'm free let's go no mama m I got it let go hello oh boy you're doing great what the f [Music] [Music] that's it I'm call the police 911 Bob's Burgers come get your Bob's Burgers here this is a completely original name by the [Music] way a walking fetus sorry bud these are h& plus only Burgers they have a a lethal amount of alcohol [Music] um are you having a stroke my Burgers can fix [Music] that what [Music] a oh no AR where are you we have a wacky adventage scheduled at 10:00 a.m. you're late oh oh my God it's over guys I don't think we can defeat the spooky Mario ghost I could really use some help right now from a certain red Italian H oh Mario there you are did you get a haircut anyway get over here hurry up and help with this [Music] adventure oh my God uh oh if only a r that Italian could save us let's go Mario's going to do something not very [Music] nice what the hell was that you know what tell me please come on Mario do the funny SC [Music] wait I swear our show's more stupid Than This I Promise string Dogo D's [Applause] World Mario is relative or [Music] something you huh my my let's go get face yeah wow Mario go to prison oh no no don't want Mario we know all of your shenanigans we can catch his ass let [Music] go come the on no I must resist [Music] oh man hey come back here yah yah y God damn it there he is get him [Music] for no wait if he's just like you then maybe he's got the same weakness [Music] [Music] hello let me speak first right now my voice is All Out Of Tune anyway how dare you try and hurt my precious creation you ah Mario have you met my friend Pedro a puppet of my own creation I hope you don't mind I uh took some inspiration from you uhoh oh brother why would you steal facial hair you weiro you clearly don't understand the power behind that magnificent [Music] stash after some research I realized Mario's mustache is what gives him the ability to create a thei so I devised a little [Music] Heist once the deed was done I was ready to create my own funny man lift lift LIF live to it's alive it's alive as long last with Pedro and his new found talent I will finally be famous I'll finally be popular I will finally be Mr Bunny [Music] no come no it's mine Mario Mario are you okay must go only half then where's the other oh my God you stupid take I'm only at half by full power you big monkey I think not that mustache belongs to Pedro that's it only one way to settle this welcome one and all to today's mem off we have two brave warriors stepping into the meme Arena to battle for your amusement Mario and Pedro our two contenders will go head to-head creating the most hilarious mes imaginable their goal to tickle the funny bones of our esteemed panel of Judges the post to get majority vote from all of the judges with their humor keeps the whole mustache smg4 couldn't we just rig the vote so Mario can get his mustache back ooh good thinking smg3 ooh bad thinking [Music] smg3 sorry boys there will be no cheating are we clear [Music] are you ready you about to make with a terrible fight bro you are a babbling fool then let the me off next challenge funniest face I got [Applause] it hello [Applause] yeah I've seen this before hold still what a daring play by Mario folks [Music] W next challenge serious oh [Music] [Applause] [Music] next challenge insult contest you're a poopy head all right fatty adopted fatty fatty fatty no parents and what's wrong with that um lack of parents wow that's really [Applause] funny just kidding guys just making jokes get H to him folks he must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen what a devastatingly hilarious gut punch looks like Pedro has Mario beat folks wa get up Rock get up you [Music] PP get up we have to fight hey [Music] stinky I didn't hear no Bell this is impossible you got a smoke it's the size of this W except way smaller and guess what here's what my dog looks like no [Applause] a the winner is [Music] [Applause] [Music] Mario h [Music] [Applause] yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah [Music] I got [Music] it Yoo oh [Applause] [Music]