Corruption in Congress? This sounds like a job for the Supreme Court, oh wait…

someone should step in and stop Congress from being able to enrich themselves perhaps the Supreme Court well it will come as no surprise that the same guys who think it's fine to accept a luxury Winnebago from a wealthy businessman have made it much harder to police corruption in a decision called McDonald versus the United States they said that the appearance of corruption is not nearly enough for it to be considered against the law it must be this very narrow quidd proquo idea you know I'm going to give you kind of like a cartoonish sack of money in for an actual vote whilst twirling my handlebar mustache at every turn our Congress and our courts have been given a choice be less corrupt or redefine what constitutes corruption and get on with your bad selves it's a game of reverse limbo having trouble getting under the bar of corruption we've set well