The Oasis Reunion Won't Last Long

going on 2.1 KF there's Finger 11 got Mari hanging out with me in studio of course on this beautiful Tuesday uh we got F My Life coming up at 8:00 and a lots of things to get to but the big news and story uh which was Rumblings uh yesterday that Oasis was going to announce that they are reuniting and they announced it this morning uh UK time so like when you woke up this morning it was already announced for a couple hours been trending on Twitter and whatnot uh that the the guys are getting back together and this is a big deal because Oasis at their Peak uh were in their minds the biggest band that ever lived they were pretty big yes they were uh they definitely have Timeless songs in a catalog and people are excited about this especially in the UK so they announced a string of stadium shows that they're sure going to sell out and you know that will be cool to see will it last though will they even make it to all seven shows that's my question in fact the bad blood between the Gallagher brothers go back so many years wow and so deep seated that you know I don't think unless they had extensive group therapy couples therapy for a decade I don't think they'd resolve these issues in fact I put together a list I actually went to um chat and I was like write me a list of all the negative things uh that Liam Gallagher and no Gallagher of Oasis said about each other publicly this is what it said compiling every negative thing Liam Gallagher and no Gallagher have said about each other would be quite an undertaking I'm a computer but this exhausts me as the Gallagher brothers have been notoriously uh T tortuous I could say that yeah that's that's a excellent thank you uh tumultous relationship marked by Decades of feuds insults bitter remarks here's top five insults they each said about each other oh I'm excited yes this is our celebrity beef and you know it is is one of the most long-standing beefs and you know look nobody loves and hates as intensely as siblings yes we get that and I have two boys right so I'm like yes yes I know and it could happen they the siblings know which buttons to press on each other they know how to you know go from zero to 11 hell I went out to San Diego last year with my sister at one point during the road trip because I was disagreeing with the route she was taking uh and and kind of you know poking at her uh she said and I quote uh I will punch you in the blanking face I will you know like and it's in front of her little toddler son I'm like this is not a good influence and she's like I will murder you like okay okay Jesus so that's just a sibling relationship oh yeah all right so here's here's uh a couple things what Liam Gallagher said about N Gallagher he's a control freak he is the reason an oasis is over as he is frequently accused n of being a control freak I said n's the biggest liar if you think he's telling the truth then you're just as daed as him oh yeah daed this is a clever uh way to insult your brother and try to get the public opinion on your side because you say hey if you disagree with me you're an idiot you're like well I don't want to be an idiot I don't want to be daed yeah no yeah I don't want to be daed you know I'm no punk come on now so I guess nol is a big liar uh n is like a lonely old lady sat in his Ivory Tower afraid to come out that's so good yeah that is pretty nice uh null Gallaghers high flying birds more like high flying turds what yeah oh they went there to the potty talk yeah went potty talk yeah straight up third grade insults there uh they he went on to say Liam said that he's like a little man with a little face and a little soul oh yeah he said n's too scared to pick up the phone and make peace he's too busy being a celebrity and the last one of the last things that uh Liam has said in this list has said he's nothing without me without my voice he's just a songwriter in the bedroom oh yeah yeah interesting right that's kind of props a little bit right uh yeah I guess inadvertently you know and when if the reporter's like you know that's actually kind of a compliment then he's like I take it back did you hear the flying turds comment exactly that's what I meant uh now no of course you know he's been taking his shots for years as well so it wasn't always one it's never one-sided it's been back and forth uh so null on Liam would say like Liam is like a man with a fork in a world of soup oh that's a clever ass insult so creative I'm like thinking about that like wow that must suck what a songwriter I know uh let's see nol said he's a born idiot there's no cure for that o yeah he said Liam's got one brain cell and it's bouncing around like a pinball wow yes said Liam's got the worst case of lead singer disease I've ever seen which is a very common ailment amongst lead singers it's called LSD I said he's like a dog with a bone he can't let things go and it's pathetic okay and Liam is like a man trying to act like someone he's not and failing miserably wow and then finally NL said I don't hate Liam but I do feel nothing for him he's like a stranger for to me now whoa okay I think his take the cake yeah if I'm going to go like if I'm going to vote on who has the best insults I think it's null you think so I do they're very descriptive and they're like hard-hitting yeah okay well I mean they're they're more poetic too yes yes yes so I think that adds to the argument that uh you know Liam is an idiot right I mean that's what no's been saying I mean I guess so I mean like no I mean you look the way that you burn your brother it sounds like you read every now and then and that's impressive right uh in fact maybe later on we'll play a little speed round and give out tickets to D deas luchas if you could tell the difference between the insults of the Gallagher brothers but of course the top story today is oasis is reuniting but don't hold your breath on any uh you know United States concert announcements let's see if they can make it through their first show without killing each other and odds are that's not going to happen it's rock one 2.1 KF we're live on the podcast broadcast Mario and I holding it down we got so much that we're going to cover it's going to be a lot of fun we just open up the show uh recapping some of the insults between the Gallagher brothers as Oasis was announced that they re they are reuniting for a series of stadium shows in the UK but we're not holding our breath for any US states because I do not think they're going to last the entirety of the very first show now uh with those insults I had to figure out which one was the best consider the public opinion which brother won the verbal war and we'll reveal that answer after bring me to the Horizon this is brand new music it's called top 10 statues that cried blood so check it out but you can join us on the podcast broadcast youtube.com/ beegan clar all right um morning all what's up Dave good morning everybody here on the podcast broadcast and we are live we got we're gonna get to Rico's five star review here in a little bit but yes I I ran down so you know with the insults I think you were kind of onar with what the public opinion is for the best insult between the Gallagher brothers and who won that verbal War but I want to reveal it after after this and then I also want to show you something that's super cool check this out all right this is uh basically turning uh lemons into lemonade okay so to speak so what happened was there was a leaky fire hydrant in New York City okay and it just keeps leaking and it leaks so frequently and so often and just non-stop that it actually created a little Pond where it sits and New Yorkers were like well if this is going to be a r source of water with filtration and everything you know because you got the the bubbles of just the water leaking into it let's throw some fish in there you know and make it make it an attraction and that's what this is you see this this is an actual yeah uh picture of what is quickly becoming a local like Landmark uh for New Yorkers so they put a bunch of goldfish in there koi fish and they're hoping that it will continue to grow and there are residents in the area that have been feeding the fish uh but the city is not a big fan of this now this is this is kind of like we've done stories about uh good citizens trying to address issues in their community Through clever ways to kind of troll the government so like potholes uh there was a vigilante who was spray painting dicks around potholes oh really and that's how they got those potholes filled and honestly I'm not saying you should do that here in Tucson but we do have a lot of potholes a lot okay okay now with that though this is basically along the same lines like look we've been reporting this leaky fire hydrogen for a long time yeah fix the fire hydrant or we're going to make a pond out of it and start fishing and so they did a group of neighbors have been feeding them three times a day it's become a local Landmark that after it went viral and people are showing up just to feed the fish take pictures and some are calling it The bedy Aquarium oh I love bedy yeah absolutely it's very hip area but the city of New York does not love the idea and they say the Leaky hydrant could impact the availability of water uh if there's a fire it could affect uh pressure within the whole system right so they sent out workers turn it off multiple times so people keep turning it back on to save the fish yeah and because they don't want the fish to die once the puddle like dries up right they will yeah so the city put out their own statement saying we love goldfish also but we also know there's a better home for them than on a sidewalk so ridiculous yeah and it sounds like the better home idea might catch on eventually there are people who have been breeding the fish and they it said it'll distribute them to kids around the neighborhood if need be oh yeah and you know but they'd like to keep the pond going as long as possible fish yeah it's it's better than I don't know what a rat Ural so it's like it's either a goldfish Pond or a rat urinal let's get back on the air here Rock one 2.1k that was brand new music for Bring Me The Horizon right here uh welcome to the podcast broadcast Mario and I are live youtube.com/ Bean awesome video to share with you because uh Tucson tasty show as I talked about yesterday I made a little reel of meeting Wesley for the first time and he tried to name drop me without saying be Fegan he tried to say like we go way back and he's like uh you know I'm sitting here with be Fegan or is I know him and then he said Brandon as we know you know that's not my name nah you know there's so be Fegan is the you're right first time they both have be's huh they both start with b yeah yeah okay there's a lot of names that start with b okay called it be beat atrist but that's not my name um either way though he did post a little interview that we had on on his Instagram and and tagged me and stuff which is great I shared it but he did edit out my correction to him you know when he said that and I said don't edit that out you know like hey if you're going to you know name drop and get caught in this and make this mistake I make mistakes all the time right and hilarious and I own up to him so don't don't run from that so I I made my own little reel uh playfully calling him out and I said send me the unedited version and he did so yeah we're going to be uh playing that here on the podcast broadcast But first you know our top story of course is oasis is reuniting for about seven shows in the UK all stadium shows all should be massive if they can make it but of course the bad blood is you know a long documented between the Gallagher brothers no and Liam and we actually went through some of our favorite insults back and forth uh between no and Liam and I'm not going to repeat them again what I did do though is I you know I asked and researched what who what was the worst insult they have said about each other and who had the best insult against them who won this war words not to keep rehashing it but let's be honest there's no way these dudes are going to last more than a week in the same room together there's no possible way those I mean yes they want to do the cast grab and it's good people want to see this show but you know old habits are hard to die right or there's a saying it's not messing up but you know like this will happen again history repeats itself on this so when it comes to it that here was the breakdown of like two two from each the two best insults that they have publicly said about each other uh the two best insults from Liam was noll's the biggest liar H if you think he's telling the truth then you're just as daed as him and uh he's like a little man with a little face and a little soul that's what Liam said about null now null he he writes the songs that Oasis sings is more poetic all right he said he's a born idiot there's no cure for that even though that wasn't poetic that's pretty harsh and Har could be spot on I he's like I know I'm the older brother I've seen him as a baby was dumb as hell just just running in the walls like damn it you're daed uh um it's just an insult I guess H and then Liam is like a man with a fork and a world of soup so among these no's Liam is like a man with with a fork in a world of soup is often regarded as one of the most memorable and brutal insults encapsulating n's VI view of Liam as fundament fundamentally incompetent in a way that's both clever and cruel so good yeah and they say on the other hand Liams he's like a little man with a little face little soul is particularly damaging as it attacks not just n's abilities but his very essence as a person oh yes but out of those two which one do you think is the greater insult um definitely null but I also have a compliment that null has told Liam shut there's been a compliment is this what kind of like menend the fences things are shifting okay let's hear the compliment okay it says uh I can't sing slide away and cigarettes and alcohol and rock and roll star and all that n said of oh this is what null said yeah yeah okay Liams I don't have the same attitude as him is what he said he said Liams is a shot of tequila right and mine's half a Guinness then he added a humorous comparison mine's half a Guinness on a Tuesday it's all right Liams is 10 shots of tequila on a effing Friday night yeah okay that's quite the compliment is it yeah so that's that's his vocal style yeah so he is a party his vocal style is a party and mine's kind of like oh no no he's oh yeah no no mine's half a Guinness so he's saying that he's a half a Guinness yeah yeah right and then like Liam so he's complimenting Liam yeah so no do definitely wins in the words of compliments and insults well the problem is I mean he's such a prolific songwriter that even when he's complimenting he's confusing it's it's up for interpretation you know so I mean I would rather be 10 shots of tequila on a Friday night then half again is on a Tuesday though you're absolutely right but here's the deal you know on the following morning uh you who feels better I don't know I mean I'm still intrigued to see you know how well it goes and you know I would be cautiously optimistic if it can run but the good like if they if they can get along the good news for music fans and honestly the the concert industry is they have another big hitter that might be doing stadiums or Arenas here in the United States in the next year or so mhm yeah but I mean the over under of that is like I wouldn't bet on it today because I would lose that money probably uh but what a weird world we would live in if they ended up becoming like best friends again I think so and then do a world tour no you no you're such a like brother love no you're such a beautiful soul right you're so like optimistic and but like no unfortunately the world is ugly Mari you know no there's hope there's always hope we'll see I don't know I don't know if there's hope for the the Gallagher brothers but we'll find out that's our top story uh but just keep that I know the next time you come across someone you don't like call them a person with a fork in a world of soup best burn ever turn that into a song wouldn't that be great if they like they get they get along they're hanging out and they're like cool let's make a new album mate uh here I got this i got this song called world of soup that would be great and then you get your brother who you insulted with that iconic line to sing the lyrics of that line so that you're singing the burn against you that would be brilliant that would be the ultimate play maybe you know again no's just playing chess yep yeah and we're all along for the ride so oh yeah all right let's hit the reset on the FM side we got music on the way from pod and green day but you can join us youtube.com/ pvan there we're going to play some video it's podcast broadcast all right um there we go oh I'm not just being a pessimist oh you are you no I'm being a historian I'm being accurate here um yes but this is good info Dracula mens okay said Liam is calmed down no but he said that um Noel's girl and him are no long longer together so he thinks that's why Liam and null have had nothing but happiness the past few months and that is important because girls can divide Brothers yes yes and and Friends Brothers uh of all different levels for sure uh for sure but okay well then dracul IMS would you agree that the initial reason you you think the the problem and what created this conflict that made it so uh inre unrepairable yeah uh was on Liam or null who was mainly to blame for this you know because in my mind publicly speaking I would say I know they both take have taken shots against each other publicly right uh it's well documented it's wildly entertaining too but it does seem like Liam Liam for a while was that full-blown out of control Rockstar when it came to his attitude and not just against his brother just in general right but then the shots that he would take towards his brother were like you know epically vicious and a low blows constantly constantly how long have they not been together over 20 years oh wow yeah it's been a long time long time uh but I still don't feel like I'm being a pessimist I feel like I'm being a realist I really legitimately do feel like I'm being a realist I don't know why you're laughing about that I mean that's real [ __ ] ah but I mean at the end of the day they're brothers so like and they I think they could come together and stay together it's been long enough yeah well the couple that comes together tends to stay together so we'll see we will see we should start a bit as we get ready uh for our next segment here earlier this morning Rico dropped a five star review on corbits in case you missed it went a little something like this check it out be fan presents as you know my good friend Rico is always hitting the streets trying out new businesses and places around town and when he has a pleasurable experience he immediately rushes to Google to leave a five star review you did that again this week huh Rico that is correct where did you review little place called corbits oh yes I just recently went there tell me all about your experience you yeah every single week I look around me while sitting in a bean bag chair vaping my life away and say man Tucson is growing now we're not quite Phoenix nor do we want to be but we're growing we're like a smaller Portland with a tan better food and 20% less pretentiousness facts it's something and even though the economy forces us to watch the price of eggs and gas like a fat kid watching a fondue fountain there's still plenty of new businesses popping up and new joy to be had by all TUC sonin so when corbits opened up downtown it caught my attention and I knew I'd inevitably wander like a curious mangy cat into there but then I heard someone say it was a pickle ball spot a pickle ball spot pickle ball pickall the last time I heard that word was when I was a kid and I was forced along with Uncle Tony when he was sent to collect some unpaid dues from Freddy the geriatric at Shady Pines oh no I remember Freddy telling Uncle Tony that he would get the money but he had to win at pickle ball first Uncle told me to wait in the car after Freddy threw a paddle at him since then I figured it was an old man's game not anymore apparently I think your uncle's in the mob maybe quote unquote this pickle ball is the fastest growing sport in America and is a mix of table tennis tennis and badman y all three of which have never got me or any of my friends laid after spending 10 hours on YouTube I learned about the Bas lines the Sid lines the center line and the non volley Zone Lines no pickup lines needed as I was definitely going to be surrounded by other middle-aged cynic dudes with a penchion for beer non-conventional cardio and general disdain I learned about the serving style the two bounce rule Etc calling the non volley Zone the kitchen etc etc I figured if geriatrics and Boomers can dominate this game then so can I they have pensions I have tensions they have real estate I have hate they have they have blue Cho I have Blues Clues you get the point I'm here to dominate and claim pickle ball for Millennials in generation XYZ the only Social Security they're going to need is the security team at corbetts after Iran pickles a fury down upon their wrinkly domes damn on the corbetts website there's a way to reserve an indoor or outdoor Court spot but I definitely wanted to play Outdoors to make sure the maximum amount of on Lookers could witness the onslaught yeah I'd figured i' just show up in chain Vape offc Court watching the competition like a lion watching a gagle of gazel I don't know what a group of gazel are called but Gaggle sounds right yeah it sounds right I would just wait until someone got injured or a losing side needed a champion to step in so I put on some old school knee socks my best Chuck Taylor some 70s basketball shorts a gold satin buttonup and the American flag headband before driving over when I walked in the staff knew what was up the joint was bustling full-on large restaurant and bar before walking out to the Courtyard where the action was I was making my way towards the back doors to get to the courtyard and kept muttering pickle Bell papa is here next to all the people dining so they knew what was what right as soon as I reached the courtyard my phone went off like a prison alarm and I saw that dreaded text severe weather alert oh no I began to walk towards the courts where a bunch of middle-aged dudes with mustaches were already making a name for themselves and just as I was about to do the two-finger dad whistle in the mouth to get their attention Zeus decided to interrupt in torrential downpour soured all of our pickles oh paddles dropped pickle balls cornered and Jarred and a bunch of smelly sweaty Legends began to take cover I wasn't about to throw in the wet towel though so I went to check the indoor courts which were already fully occupied by the smell of feet and moldy beards oh no it overwhelmed my senses my eyes were watering but I asked one of the older dudes waiting if there was any openings the Boomer laughed at me and almost metaphorically said no more room left for you kid I have to put out a cigar and the only hope my generation had left but I did go inside and eat wed in alone at the bar and had the TU Santoro burger with seasoned fries in a high noon Seltzer to make the pain of defeat go away delicious most excellent five stars excellent did they respond to you not yet I don't know I wouldn't hold my breath on that one but that was fantastic actual factual five star review that you can find by searching corbits and checking out their Google reviews if you come across Rico's Google review make sure you leave them a five star review as well we'll hit the reset be back with more be vegan presents right after this it's rock 2.1 KF excellent all right Rock one to by1 all right we're back let's see what this video looks like so Wesley from tasty Tucson sent me this when I put together a reel first let me show The Reel that I I put together because I don't think Mari saw it it it was okay you know I had to edit it down it was long because that's what I do uh but I got it within 90 seconds and that was fun so let's go to uh my inag here at beegan but you guys know that all right so so I posted this and hopefully the audio level's okay um but it's probably not going to be I think we're going to be off and I labeled it it's branding not Brandon space yeah you like that I do so that's you'll see it you'll see the the closeup there but check this out show that I've been noticing um and nice guy uh Wesley from uh Tucson tasty show right uh was out there and so you know he saw me and I recognized him so you know I went and said hi and they're filming stuff so he's like hey can you know we talk to you on camera I'm like yeah absolutely dude let's do this Wesley attempted to dead name me oh no yeah dude and you know like look I don't have an ego attached to my name it's fine uh my friends call me beef right he's like oh yeah I'm you know here uh with be vegan or as I know him Brandon and I'm like well yeah first off if you want to try to pretend like we got a personal connection dude and we go way back yeah like get my name right it's Brad uh and hell even most listeners even know that because I spent three years on a classic rock show where the host refused to call me by my uh radio moniker so like my name is you know it's it's out there uh and that's fine I mean I I respond to both names and it's fine but what I don't respond to is Brandon right what the hell it was so thanks Jamal for something random to him and he's like oh we could edit that out and I'm like no you better not you better keep that I am Brandon now DJ Brandon no I need to see the look of your face when I immediately correct you honestly start over uh there's a uh a show that I've been noticing um and nice guy uh what nice guy all right so there you go and I brought up my volume hopefully our mic volume is a little up more too let me know Todd it's been annoying all right so um so that was that was that okay so uh and that was a little clip I put together yeah and so in the comments though I I or the description I said you know uh had a funny interaction with Wesley right and I tagged him uh and I was like Wesley send me the unedited interview ASAP because he did not uh leave that in where he called me Brandon but but he did uh you know so credit to him uh for sending me that and so I'm going to see I'm going to pull this up here uh let's see what this looks like it's good to see you again what are you doing you filming I guess you guys filming hey how's it going Wesley source with the two side tasty show here with beef vegan or Brandon as I know him oh it's it's Brad but it's beegan oh [ __ ] oh he look sweet though obviously he's a nice guy but you know like obvious I'm not going to let that slide look at his face he's like oh no what did I do yeah yeah I know and look I could relate to this I definitely put my foot in my mouth time and time again uh you know but that's why I uh don't fake [ __ ] so that's what it was it was just like because he tried to it was almost in a way where he's like no no we've met before and I'm like okay so I already kind of fli my for I was like nice to meet you no we met before okay cool I mean but at the same time like you know did we meet a road runners game did we meet at an event where there's a lot of people like you know like uh like my memory is not the best and I meet a lot of people in passing you know but did we did we ever like hang out for hours and you know just chop it up no because then that's a memory that lasts right saying hi to people doesn't necessarily last it's going to take a few times for it to click now you're so judgmental no I just think I mean especially seeing the unedited version like he was just trying know I know and well I wasn't [ __ ] on the guy you know uh I was playfully making fun of him but you know at the same time you know I was like hey this was this was a flex you were trying to do you're just like or was I know him you know like no you don't know him then you just don't know him right oh but sometimes I just say the stupidest stuff though like so I just relate like so heavy like I'll just say the most ridiculous stuff and I'll be like why did I say that and then I'll like literally ruminate on it for hours upon hours afterwards right uh sorry I was reading uh Todd's critique here but I can't do that double your mic knob and bring down the streamyard touch first off I cannot on the board and I'm going to be on the radio aspect here in a second and I can't be blowing out the speakers there Rock one 2.1 KF man welcome back to be Fegan presents uh we're you know here on the podcast broadcast where uh I I have Tom Cat on Twitch saying who is this Todd and I asked I ask this all the time who is this Todd and what is up with this on the Fly critique about my technical issues that I have to address your Handler he's my Handler for sure all right uh yeah we we are back here live now have you been to a high school Union yet I did go I think to my 10 year yeah I did my 10 year yeah so the high school Union I have I have a group because our high school was weird right we uh we started off our high school so my first year my freshman year year was only freshman sophomore right so it was a smaller class and then so we were the first class I technically to go through all four years of our high school was a brand new high school so somebody's putting together this like massive reunion of like basically five years like if you went to high school Within These five years oh wow yeah all lumped together and I think the reason why is because Millennials are such against their High School reunion uh so someone asked cuz there was just a discussion that someone had her 10year High School reunion a few months ago and despite having over 500 people in their graduating class and 200 people signing up only four people showed up wow four yeah that includes this person their brother and the organizer and friend of the organizer so this is why you don't let the the unpopular kids organize the high school reunion well and to be fair I went to the after party I didn't go to the actual like reunion I went to the after party so I did half of it well you know so as far as people are asking like why are millennials like so against High School reunions and the answer seems to be the the consensus is it's social media's problem you think yes because here was my problem with the 10-year High School Union that I went to um it was during the kind of peak boom of Facebook so I'm friends with everyone I went to high school with or associated with in high school and even a bunch of people I didn't associate with in high school on Facebook and at that time it was like 10 years ago whatever uh you know they're posting so much everyone's just posting about their lives that you weren't like hey what have you been up to you've been like hey so how's the job at the factory and and your kid you know Carl and and suszie are they doing great and enjoying you know third and fifth grade over at like Barcelona elementary school like you know too much all the details yeah dude so there was like literally no like catching up at all in fact actually it was almost like a pop quiz to see how much information you retained from stalking them online right so with that people didn't have interest in in like trying to keep in touch because they felt like social media made them keep in touch they have all the information they need so the Curiosity Factor isn't there and they're just like I know enough not to even care yeah I mean it makes sense it is weird right are you going to go to that one though uh no I think I should be uh I I'm technically going to a wedding in San Diego that weekend and um and to be honest with like I was definitely a part of that high school class and you know I was at all the parties I threw some of the best parties even when I wasn't going to that high school so I was part of that scene without actually being part of that school and I was invited to the 10-year reunion which is great but I technically didn't high like graduate from that high school I had to graduate afterwards from a spe like a specialty school and then went on to do other stuff so um because I was you know a problem child kicked out but you know I was still around even no I wasn't like in the school I was still in the parking lot selling the weed to to the teachers in the school so yeah a piece of the school yeah I was definitely a part of the problem consistently uh it is interesting but you know another sad thing and what you asked is they put a memorial list together and the amount of people that had passed away from my high school class that list was so long and and mindblowing there was surprises on there but like oh my God like she passed away I'm I'm Facebook friends with her I thought she was fine like I thought I just saw a post of her the other day and oh no yeah so weren't you asking me about this yeah no my husband just lost another friend um from high school well yeah high school and he's lost like three already yeah I know it's sad as it continues to grow but so I guess that's more incentive to go to these kind of reunions it's almost like a a way to celebrate the life of those who aren't no longer with us to remin on that and you know to also uh be able to be appreciative that you can go to these things yeah yeah M that's that's the truth I know so maybe I'll crash that High School unit as well yeah why not well you know I'm also like do I really want to have relations with someone I went to high school with just I do I do all right clear uh just that was how we ended that segment I mean that that is what people do at reunions sometimes though right oh yeah uh totally you know what's funny my last reunion I I didn't hook up my friend Sarah uh who I've been friends with since like 8th grade and she's still the homie and you know like uh like I love her husband too so like nothing uh romantic ever had even though we we definitely like well we we hooked up at a bar once and you know it was just before she started hooking up with her husband right so she she kind of regrets that she didn't get that bang in and and and vice versa like we should have had one bang one yeah and while we're in Vegas I was like did you I I straight up I was like did could I have could I have banged you back in there she's like oh yeah absolutely I'm like [ __ ] I knew it I knew it but whatever now it's just past the point can't do it uh but that 10-y year anniversary was funny um for whatever reason I was a designated drunk driver not a good thing my buddy Joe was like can you drive my Yukon I'm like sure hell yeah I can uh and and then he later said oh I forgot I got like a tail light out and expired plates I'm like you son of a [ __ ] dude could have I could have been popped but anyways um I was I was driving this is a forever memory uh I was driving and Sarah's riding shotgun and all of our friends are packed in this Yukon right and so we got like seven of us in the back seat and Sarah's running her mouth that she usually does which just kind of talking [ __ ] back and forth and I thought she said something like I I couldn't be able to take off her bra or something right this and I'm driving like this I'm driving to Yukon that Yukon that's not mine or Denali it's a nice ass car big ass car I'm driving one hand hand in I'm like what you don't think I can snap off your bra I can snap off your bra and I reach over and go Boop just like that like I [ __ ] snap my fingers and she has big fake boobs so the bra just like shoots off of her she had her shirt on but she's like oh my God and my friend Corey's my best friend who's like sister in the back seat was just like that was the smoothest [ __ ] thing I've ever saw it was like how did you do that though I I swear to God I was in like when I drink I'm kind of like The Fawns right I'm super [ __ ] cool and I have like a better ability like my hand eye coordination something like that like my hand eye coordination somehow improves and I don't know how I couldn't do that to you right now in the first try it would take me a million tries but I was literally like I'm telling you guys I I had the arm up I'm driving this donali like it's you know nice ass car we got the whole crew in the back we're going to the after party right been drinking and you know chilling all night and then just went not even looking at her went Boop and just [ __ ] the the key you know with the bra right is you got to kind of pull it in and then ah right technique but I did that yeah but I did that with one hand but really far back no no she was driving shotgun I was driving she was shotgun she changes things I thought she was in the back seat I was like wait yeah but I did it I did it in one smooth motion with like no hesitation or uh like I did it so quickly I was like David Blain when it came to Bross it was like a magic trick and she was impressed but everyone else that like was paying attention to the conversation saw what I did their mind was blown and I tried to tell like my friends like you know hey when it comes to this like love game like I'm you know I'm all right you know you got some skills I got some skills I I got some experience now I've never done that before and I don't believe I've done it since in fact actually I know I've been in scenarios where I'm like hooking up with a girl and I'm like what the [ __ ] is going on here right oh yeah it gets tricky yeah yeah it was a it was once in a lifetime shot it's like getting a hole in one wow yeah you're not going to be able to do it again if you wanted to but uh yeah that was that was one of the things so we were talking about high school re unions right that was a memory of mine and your most proud moments yeah it really was it's a forever memory a core memory at this point top five yeah I don't know top five I mean obviously if had better experiences in my life but as far as like funny moments and you know I was like top five coolest moments FS moments yeah yeah where I looked this cool I couldn't be cooler right and this group of friends of all my like you know high school friends and [ __ ] like that I'm the one driving right driving us safely there right in this D no because everyone else too you know scared to do it when responsible if you want to call it that uh I'm the most irresponsible right right I'm driving with one hand on the steering wheel and this stol that's on mine but just cruising it's a nice you know it's a fall night uh I got the win we're talking talking [ __ ] to Sarah like I've always done since I met her in eighth grade right and I think it's because the conversation came up because I she used to sit in front of me in eighth grade and I'd snap her bra I was that dick right but that was the kind of like relationship that we had always uh and like I said she's the homie uh but for whatever reason that was the conversation and she was ribed me about that and then I just like boom boom boom bra off right and didn't even like Miss stride didn't miss my turn I got there dude so yeah it was you should be impressed I'm so impressed yeah am I drinking now no um but I'll tell you the show would be better if I was oh uh see uh See I'm special needs to beef okay technically well I say technically going to a wedding because I don't know if I could afford it um you know I was I was caught up on financials and I have to figure it out and I can't afford like the it is a Destin wedding in San Diego uh but it's going to cost me probably at least two grand if not more to do this weekend and I'm going to have to put some stuff on my credit card and then I'm like how do I get out there and my car is like you whatever you know it's it's not the best so trying to figure things out but that's neither here nor there guys uh but thanks Todd Todd I'm G to get you in on the podcast next but earlier this morning I was rapping with uh Mari and went a little something like this not actual rapping so stick around k F right away I promise we won't embarrass you because beef vegan presents F my life F my life F my life yes it's time for another edition of your F my life SE your unfortunate situations email to us at beegan k.com subject line FML but of course if you have an fi life you care to share on the air you give us call at 600k FMA that's 6005 362 and if Mari and I agree your life is effed we up tickets for DS Adelis luchas which is happening this Saturday after the two song Comic-Con it's official Afterparty Extravaganza at Rialto uh super fun Luchador style wrestling live rock and roll and uh yeah it's all ages so let's get right into our first email sent to me by Marie she said hey beef I just had a client that hired us for cleaning cancel her contract because I was seen holding a broom backwards what yeah I'm left-handed oh that's terrible I'm a stupid ass client be like you're doing it wrong you're holding it backwards be like this is left is my prominent hand there are people out there that are left-handed yeah why are they watching them too that's ridiculous yeah I mean if you're watching why don't you pick up and ruin yourself and chip in dude exactly I know that's not what you're paying for but still uh I mean I guess it's F my life at many levels yeah that client sounds rough yeah but you're out on some money so and for that F on life for sure uh good luck picking up other clients said uh actually I'll email you back on some rates and stuff me too yeah I need yeah I need need a women's touch around I have a teenager's touch around the place not the same all right uh next email uh Stephanie wrote today someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear e yeah half my life absolutely that's creepy that is super creepy and I would you know suspect any ex-boyfriend especially if you have any recent exes I would suspect them first and then start suspecting any creepy old neighbors right and then suspect radio DJ you sent emails to no okay no creepy yeah that's half of my life absolutely and I wouldn't either no not clean underwear not dirty underwear either dude Jesus all right Next Up My Life sent to me by Olivia Olivia said my sister called me and asked if my boyfriend of three years had proposed to me yet and now the surprise is ruined oh oh that's my life what you say yeah that's a bummer the surprise is so fun yeah what was your surprise well actually he like blindfolded me and took me to that the Gazebo that's like downtown right uh-huh and then he was like oh wait somebody's there we have to go back home so we went back home and then we went back so then I got proposed to so well that would have been so funny you cuz you're blindfolded and he's just walking in the CBO and it's like he's trying to propose you but meanwhile he's getting the cops call on him cuz I look like a victim yeah you're like some hostage kidnapped victim that's great it was all right uh next up my life sent to me by Nathan Nathan said I once took a smoke break at work and I noticed a huge zit on my face I used a reflection from a window to take care of the problem no yeah then realized that there was a staff meeting taking place on the other side oh that's even worse yes well don't pick your face a but yeah that's such an FML that people are watching him pick his face and laughing their ass off I'm sure so uh definitely a n my life that's an embarrassing situation thanks for the email final email other day sent to me by Dustin Dustin said hey beef uh this weekend my wife and I were getting intimate for the first time in a while oh as I hadn't been home that's when the foul stench of her dog's fart made us gag mood ruined absolutely SE block by a dog fart yeah you sound like you can relate to this ter oh our dog is obnoxious he like we have to like literally distract him like with like treats and stuff and like get him in a different room because he's just so annoying oh wow yeah yeah I know I'm telling you he's obsessed he is obsessed it's the worst jealous of your husband he wants to take place so you're doing that style all wrong you know it's named after me that' be good talk yeah yeah all right well there's your all right let's a couple things to address real quick one um the the drink and get together I was hoping Labor Day weekend hopefully this Sunday um I do have a remote I have to do from 4 to 6 at Royal Kia but I was hoping after that now of course uh Comic-Con this weekend I'll be out at ComicCon all weekend as well I'll be off on Monday um Sunday bamar Jer is going to be at uh Kenzo skate shop uh for a little meet and greet that's that's Sunday night uh hoping to get yeah because it's like four to seven I think is it or is it six to eight I got to check you know what they keep changing up the details on them we're trying to figure that out and Todd I don't have an ax button there's no axx button on this board at all you know so you know I I appreciate it but like legitimately there's no ax button on this board this is not a Mackie you know I did not yeah 12: to 6:00 p.m. actually 12:00 to 600 p.m. so that see they keep changing s yeah dates times all that stuff but bamar Jer is coming town this weekend you know honestly he should double up at the Comic-Con too to really make his money well I wonder if that's why he is coming I haven't seen Comic-Con announce him no yeah oh yeah he hasn't posted about either yeah but yeah yeah September 1st 12: to 6: p.m. okay that was way off okay September 1st is Monday dude September 1st is Sunday is it no yeah Monday the second oh [ __ ] yeah okay okay yeah yeah okay so um now Lindsay when you were working on trying to whip together like uh a streamer get together for drinking and stuff you me you said like September 29th and that's again that's you know a month from now uh and which is not Labor Day weekend so I was like I can't do it that weekend that's the weekend I'm a going to a high school reunion or B going to a wedding or vice versa uh Labor Day weekend's this weekend and I was hoping Sunday would be a great day because I don't come in on Monday to get together and drink and that's if you guys aren't going out town now I do know it is Labor Day weekend so I'm sure that possibly you're going out of town three day weekend yeah um and it would be tough to for me to do it any other day this weekend just because of everything else I have like um like my sister Meg and her boyfriend friend uh Matt coming in town on Saturday uh for the game New Mexico and then I was drinking with them afterwards and uh so yes if anyone's free this Sunday to meet at Sky Bar D of cocktails little streamer get together eat some Brooklyn Pizza oh yeah have some fun right there and fourth I think that would be a blast so I think Rico would be able to make that as well and um you know we'd be we'd be good to go so so be good uh see uh Manny said okay good just got back from New Mexico not going anywhere this weekend but you can go to Sky Bar all right let's get on the air I'm gonna ask you a question is good parents or bad parents Mari uh we're all trying our best yeah well we we'll see Rock one 2.1 KF here's here's a question good parents bad parents okay I have a story of a 5-year-old kid who just broke a world record all right wow now this world record is is that he was able to drive and hit 195 M 194 M hour in a Lamborghini wow yes five he's only five he's only five and he drove and uh yeah and it was driving and hit almost 200 miles hour in a a Lamborghini and not only that as at like right after he broke that record he then did some burnouts what yes did some donuts in this Lamborghini now obviously this kid spoiled as hell you know I didn't get to drive Lamborghini ever I know yeah here's the here's the reach it you know they got to they they have them pushed all the way up to the steering wheel first and foremost they have an adult riding shotgun just you know because the safety of supervision and uh on top of that they probably have extensions on the pedals either way though insane and this is the video check this out there's a car seat they literally put him in a car seat get him behind like a $200,000 uh $200,000 Lamborghini it's a tricked out Lamborghini looks badass and then he goes on to to set a land record for a 5-year-old and he hauls balls and of course a 5-year-old's going to do this because you don't really develop the fear of mortality until you get older true when you're younger you're Fearless because you think you're going to live forever and the older you get you realize the the end is near right then is nigh and uh a 5-year-old doesn't know doesn't grasp this at all so he's just like yeah pedal to the metal let's keep going uh now it does look like it's manual so I call Shenanigans look at this kid doing donuts too wait I don't see the video though oh sorry on your screen yeah I'm watching it it's hilar with a helmet and he's protected wow yeah he's in this is him doing the donuts he does have a helmet and he is in a car seat uh and he did hit 194 miles an hour look at that kid is's so happy yeah but you know what he'd be just as happy at a trampoline park you I don't know this is pretty cool not most 5-year-olds can say they drove that fast yeah you know what at 5 years old you're not even developing core memories that last forever so what if he doesn't even remember I'm sure he will but there's a chance that he won't but you see this kid and I I get really upset by this because are you jealous uh not that I want to drive a 1954 miles an hour I'm jealous that he gets to drive a Lamborghini but you know he's obviously a rich kid and this kid's breaking World Records um but I I don't think that's great parenting you know like I don't know I beg to differ okay so you would do this I mean yeah why not right like look at that like build that confidence up look boy you can go so fast in a Lambo no you know what a good dad would teach his uh son how to drive manual true accurate so the fact that it's automatic you're driving a Lamborghini and there's no stick shift not impressed not impressed at all doesn't that come at like 10 though I think five is okay to be automatic five is not okay to drive a full-blown Lamborghini it should be a Power Wheels you know but no this kid yeah that's nuts I don't like that 5-year-olds are cooler than us yeah he's pretty cool yeah so I don't know so you say good parent yeah he's a cool kid all right I say bad parent let's H the reset we got your beef tip coming up after these words it's rock 2.1 KF yeah I don't know you know so you saw it uh what time Sunday uh like 6 I suppose let me double check to see what my um what time I have to be at the uh Royal Kia this Sunday is a thing so because I I know I have a remote somewhere in my stupid emails there's so many stupid emails so I want to say six six on Sunday I I I I can't do it beforehand because you know a the ComicCon but b i I do have to work this remote and it's a bad look showing up to a car dealership remotes drunk yeah you can't do that yeah no I don't want to lose that account or get fired nope I know you know what's coming up though that's really cool and that I'm going to be hosting this year is um high in the desert the high in the desert Festival that's going to be at the AMX is going to be fantastic uh yet again uh they got a bunch of great bands on the bill lots of weed vendors and something I can only talk about on the stream we can't technically talk about it on the FM side uh but I will be MC for that and I'm excited about that so we're going to have a bunch of people in and on the podcast leading up to the high in the desert event uh and if you're a fan of the smoke and you know great music then that show is definitely one that you don't want to miss so uh be what month it's in October it's I think it's October ha act I'm pulling up so many things here uh let's see high in the desert is October 5th Saturday October 5th so I yeah definitely looking forward to that and then the next weekend I'm looks like I'm trying to go to Mexico oh yeah I'm going to Mexico that week which week that week the 7th through the 10th shut up a you going to be there well I was planning on going the 10th oh maybe even the 12th hold on it's that whole week you going Rock Point yeah [ __ ] yeah yeah yeah yeah cuz that's the weekend I want to go yeah it's the 7th through the 12th awesome MH I think we even get back on the thir no we get back on the Saturday okay uh that's interesting so do you know where you're staying at at like uh I don't know one of those some place I don't know family booked it okay yeah oh who your your mom and stuff no it's my friend's friend so I'm going with their family who we're friends with and then their friends who's a whole family and they're like they go to Rocky Point a lot both families do yeah and so they book this one like Mansion of sorts it's a really cool spot is it uh Palms like it have water slides and stuff no it's not like a resort it's like a house it's not like an Airbnb or anything like that okay okay uh be like cool if it was a resort well everything's by the beach uh but you know it' be cool if it was in Resort cuz then you have water slides and you have all that other I'm staying at the resort you know I've stayed in houses before but I enjoy I mean I haven't booked it yet so I mean I well book it then we'll come crash your Resort well no see it's not that easy cuz no because you have to have wristbands and stuff they're very strict on uh yeah who they let in absolutely absolutely oh I know yeah you think it'd be that easy then everyone's like yeah I'll stay at the cheaper house and just enjoy all the amendes in the resort [ __ ] you guys guest passes though no no oh stingy mhm well do you know what the wristbands look like could I like bring them no I don't and they change up in fact actually it's so odd there was one weekend where I was uh I I was hooking up with my friend uh right so I went back to her place and her Resort and we went out on the beach and so I parked in the parking lot because she had the parking pass so I was able to park in the parking lot and get past the guard gate there and so we went into her condo and you know grabbed a drink and went out to the beach and we kind of hooked up and then on the way back back there was a security guard like a teenage security guard there and he's like where's your pass where's your wristband and I'm like I'm I'm her guest you can't come on the property I'm like my car is on the property dude he's like you're not allowed on here and I'm like dude you know and I was like were you whoa yeah were you just watching us like no I wasn't watching you and like you know but you were here for a while you're staying here for a while and we've been here for a while so kind of know what's going on and then he went on to say uh you know I was just watching the americ is going to down like uh I can't wait for America's downfall I was just watching yeah your economy is this and he started getting on like political on me and [ __ ] and and I was like you just watch I was like you just watch that I was like would you see it on YouTube and and this offended him me he goes no I didn't see it on YouTube and so that that kind of stumped him enough to where him just like let me go dude you know I'm just going to go get my car and leave obviously you saw him done here yes exactly you just watched me hook up on the beach and very precarious uh positions oh you guys are hooking up on the beach yeah dude oh wow yeah yeah and and it was like a full moon so you saw the Seal of the wet yeah and we were getting acrobatic right yeah not Sandy though that just seems like s m it is a Sandy mess for sure for sure it's not recommended no um but it was a long night and you know we were just kind of feeling the moment and um wow I know but then saw yeah yeah I basically had a 19-year-old uh like Mexican security kid uh just watch this and not stop and you not say hey guys where's your wristband yeah yeah yeah halfway you waited until we're completely done to tell me that I'm not supposed to be here right oh weird I didn't know they were so strict about that CU I mean like even like Resorts here in you know anywhere California wherever like you can kind of like slip in the pool for a little bit you know yeah nope they're a little more strict on that it's uh it's a little rough but wow well you can come to our house why you got no pool you got no Fu we have a beach we have friendly conversation oh well children yeah I'll come for friendly conversation but at the end of the day I want a water slide too and I want a swim up bar you have a swim up bar oh that's lovely yeah you don't though no I don't okay all right let's get into a beef tip yes so welcome back to the show we are almost time we're almost done with the show Mari I know it went by fast I know but you know tomorrow morning we'll be at it again uh you and I uh look forward to it uh we'll continue to give away tickets for DS luchas and have so much other fun right that's what we do uh before we leave you though let me give you a beef tip here's TSA tips for Labor Day travel this weekend if you're planning to go out of town uh TSA you know they're still going to harass you they'll still slow you down but there are different tips to help you basically try to make your way through what will be a record-breaking uh travel weekend uh so here's what the T TSA say first off they say pack smart start with an empty carryon bag and make sure you check with uh the whole like what can I bring list before you go they say arrive early don't be one of those last minute go balls will resent everyone for holding them up show up early get through and relax before your flight bring your ID obviously uh don't bring your Firearms obviously uh technology there's always new technology uh so you don't have to particip bait uh in the facial recognition if you don't if you choose not to but you'll still have to go through another form of manual screening and you just going to have to get over it uh the TSA pre-check it's less than $100 and you can get through the lines faster and you won't have to even take your shoes off or belt oh wouldn't terrorists do that though I know but I I would love to not take my shoes off I hate taking my shoes off in the airport honestly no and it is it's just rude and and there's there hasn't been a single shoe that have Tak down a single airplane in the history of airplanes and I saw a comedian who's like you know theyd say that turn off your phones because you know you like oh it's Tom Green turn off your phones because turning on your phone could like you know cause this plane to fail right um but they don't check your phone they don't all right well anyways uh fly safely this weekend that's your be tip Robin Nash is up next enjoy the rest of your day dve sayfe Friday safe and as always Rock local later I don't know where I was going that out time the Tom Green little bit better we'll talk more tomorrow everybody [Music]