Howard Plays It Uncool | The Big Bang Theory #shorts #thebigbangtheory

I'd ask you guys if you want dessert but I know Sheldon doesn't eat dessert on Tuesdays and even if Raj wanted something he couldn't tell me Howard won't order anything but he will come up with some sort of skevy comment and me the words pie or cheesecake and Leonard's lactose intolerant so he can't eat anything here without his intestines blowing up like a balloon animal hang on a second I could have the fruit platter you want the fruit platter does it have melon on it yeah no I can't eat melon oh Howard heads up your ex-girlfriend just came in for her sh when was the last time you saw her not since we broke up wow how am I going to play this sophisticated and relaxed friendly non-committal cold and distant hi guys hey hello I see you decided to go with pathetic and frightened it's one of his best moves