The Office moments that would score a Perfect 10

[Music] oh my God Mom I got to go one of my friends is getting beaten up by some girls ad that does anyone here have fermented Mar's milk hey Aron oh okay sorry reth what are you doing I could be pregnant okay no oh my resolution was to get more attention that is me again I think this displays the crisp dazzling white M and that would be a display of the crisp gorgeous black oh you're that foul man that kept talking about in course yes smile you love prates sexual innuendo not intentional a little bit of P all night long Jim um yeah no this weekend nothing I'm not really doing anything oh yeah might go to the mall the mall I need new shoes that is why I created the integration celebration this paper is so hard it scratches why can't there be a paper just for me I Know What You Did you invited everyone into the conference room to talk about cake and I was omitted I was [Music] omitted okay oh it is on like genas Kong wearing Shan Johan in bhon unbelievable unbelievable it's not my fault I was exposed to Harry Potter you know that line on the top of the shrimp that's fees I'm going to tell Jim to go himself oh my God if you're wearing a dress please keep your knees together nobody wants to see that all so what's up hey are you guys hiring you want to work at the urinalysis lab yeah maybe what are you microwaving popcorn my cousin uh came down with a case of that nasty new goat fungus I've been involved in a number of Cults both as a leader and a follower you have more fun as a follower but you make more money as a leader crap sorry Nelly okay I think that's good these people are my friends and I care about [Applause] them where'd you get that salad Staples my resolution is meet a loose woman I consider myself a good person but I'm going to try to make him cry it's I love blah blah blah it's so super fun and it's going to be great why do we as a society Hate Old People so much because they're lame no Creed no they are not what are you doing I wanted to eat a pig in a blanket in a blanket if you ever need any help I am just a phone call away I bet you are well baby hello baby yeah you want to play with this you can't give paper clips to a baby you could swallow them oh it's okay I got tons of them you like like that that was a very good point what I can't hear you that was a very good point I can't what Mike are you you make very compelling argument what was this look whoa what happened to you do it are you I twice for real okay I always said it at 69 there needs to be repercussions for people's behavor don't okay one of your students is a Andy is having a real rough day today Holly Mrs old phone why new phone is confusing get bad reception oh bom bomber Reese's Pieces Reese's pie oh God please stop you're welcome just to be clear he backed down an insurance agent from Mutual of Harris Aaron coffee okay not from the kitchen Stop and Shop if it's not Stop and Shop I send it back okay large if it's a medium I send it back if it's an extra large I send it back how how do you return coffee go any questions what I'm saying is I want to cut it myself trade seats with me I've got a better angle on Pam I could see everything please stop this is for you and happy birthday K thank you okay you've got 1 hour too excited to sleep okay it's hot yep it's real it's the only way you'll learn okay and go ahead oh God nice she's threw the green everybody here comes yellow no no no real doozy careful seriously look at that form oh my God this is pathetic the boss needs his coffee [Applause] wow here you are sir here's a copy ah my skin ow ow ah Burns ah [Applause] uncanny leave the keys you still do that thing leave the keys hi are there any local companies that rent anti-gravity machines anti-gravity machines that's right yeah what do they do exactly they make you feel lighter anti-gravity um anti-depressant I could put you through to someone on that okay here we go into the wild to the mighty forest can you smell the trees in the nature keep going you're fine just some bushes and some thickets keep going you wanted Wilderness you got it how's it going well he has gone from completely hopeless to Simply miserable check this out though spin surf Dwight troot is manager awesome stop it Mr Ash bad cat that is very bad you stop it right now I swear he is fixed I know fixed that ain't fixed no way uh stay alive stay alive you can't tell by the way how you my walk I'm a woman's man no time to talk it glad women W been kicked around since I was born it's all right it's okay you can't look the other [Music] way alive stay alive all right how about the Phyllis Angela dispute you already did me that's what she said I am dating a lot of guys good a lot black guys mostly Kelly what Michael I gave you a ride home last week and we spent an hour in traffic what's his name Jefferson nope his name is [Music] Michael hey Bra I've been mean to ask you can we get some Red Bull for these things sometimes a guy's got to ride the bull am I right later sker oh yeah oh I think you might want to kneel for this and yet the manager for Dunder Mifflin kneels for no man wait that's it okay look really really [Applause] good gentle [Music] Lo doome Dwight is now gone which is totally awesome why was he gone he was such a nice guy no he was not he was a total douche do [Music] do for