Mariah May at the AEW All In Media Scrum 2024

[Applause] [Music] welcome uh congratulations on tonight uh what a successful evening for you to be crowned our new women's champion uh Renee I'm just going to save you the time as you can see I'm dressed for a funeral and if I may I'd like to read tor Tony Storm's career is dead today August 25th 2024 at 6:48 p.m. Tony Storm's career passed away in the middle of Wy stadium in a pile of blood spit and embarrassment she died with natural causes because I Am Naturally better than her and everywhere she is survived by her bumbling Bor Butler Ben mang and anyone who pretends to love old movies because they cannot deal with their own pathetic realities there will be no Funeral Service a donation can be made in her name at shop aw.com Tony thanks for everything you stupid for TW may you rest in peace and rots in Hell In other news the star was born today her name is the glamour Mariah may she is your aw women's world champion and at the tender age of 26 she has the wrestling World by the vs aw is officially all about [Music] Mar yeah sure does anyone have any questions he didn't know oh that's great I'm not answering them okay you learn from the back ladies and gentlemen if you learn