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Listen uh judy about a hundred reporters were crawling up my ass to get this interview and i gave you the exclusive uh yes hello judy uh this is donald trump very excited very excited to talk to you exc donald how about the lo behind you what do you want to do next uh well i intend to acquire the commodore... Read more
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I was being transferred to another jail along with about eight of us this guy that got on the bus with all of us was doing this rocking back and forth one making this god off a weird ass smile which you don't do that in prison you don't stare at some body especially the way he was staring at me with... Read more
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Hand clerk evil was evil could be this guy is a serial murderer i was being transferred to another jail guard opened the door and there he was smiling police arrested the man they believed to be the killer and was convinced i was jesus christ i beat him up a lot he said jesus is supposed to be not v... Read more
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[music] yes hello this is donald trump uh from mr cone thank you so much donald who 1 2 3 4 roy con nice to meet you you roy con you're brutal guilty is charge i didn't always win there's rules the first rule is attack attack attack it's going to be the finest building in the city maybe maybe the country... Read more
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The moogai trailer (2024) are you seeing children with white eyes children stolen by the mugi sometimes we escape sometimes we don't i'd like to celebrate the woman who's done the most to close this deal sarah bishop cheers money oh [ __ ] she's bleeding people we got a placental abruption hold her... Read more
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It's the cops it's dad same thing hello so how is he are you still thinking about harming yourself oh it's protocol bro no laces no belts he he's he's good you're paron the mess i i wasn't expecting guests i wasn't expecting anything mom and dad somebody to come get you they want us to drive your car... Read more
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It's the dating day hey can you do me a favor yeah when you get on that stage i just need you to laugh and smile just over and over do that for me yeah sure camera get ready hi cheryl bachelor number two hello sherl and would you please say hello to cheryl bachelor number three we're going to have a... Read more
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28 years in prison you are a legend br legends they don't give up you have an answer for me your offer is very generous seor but i cannot accept turn over your ranch i'm in we'll be back at down for your answer my husband sent you that not i need protection i suggest you just give him what he want mr... Read more
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It's the cops it's dad same thing hello so how is he are you still thinking about harming yourself oh it's protocol bro no laces no belts he he's he's good you're paron the mess i i wasn't expecting guests i wasn't expecting anything mom and dad somebody to come get you they want us to drive your car... Read more
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Mrs vakis i appreciate you coming mr bali we buried my brother-in-law two days ago i'm sorry for your loss a terrible accident this isn't that simple i need the best investigator i can't trust the local police why is that my husband's family owns some and if he finds out that you hired [music] me any... Read more
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Okay let's see if we can get through one of these skits sketches baby please okay ready come maybe maybe [ __ ] you want me to break uh okay do we go again act on theire my name is laen michaels i'm the producer and creator of saturday night we're excited because there's never been a television show... Read more
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It's the cops it's dad same thing hello so how is he are you still thinking about harming yourself as protocol bro no laces no belts he's he's good yeah pardon the mess i i wasn't expecting guess wasn't expecting anything mom and dad somebody come get you they want us to drive the car back to washington... Read more