Kat Timpf and Kennedy 07 31 24

[Applause] hey guys it's me cat Tim welcome to a special edition of Gutfeld Greg's off counting for a few reasons one we're not sure who the father is don't worry I'm sure once we see what the baby looks like it'll answer a lot of questions it was a joke jeez where what do you think this is stop looking but on a on a very serious note guys I'm also very worried about raising my child in a world where it's not acceptable to be an individual with independent thoughts it's especially sad considering that we live in a country that was founded on the value of individual rights I'm also terrified to just raise a child in general I'm afraid I won't be a good mom I'm afraid that I'll be giving up my career and if my book or my tour flop then I will see that as a confirmation of that fear so if you've ever been in my mentions or email telling me to get pregnant I did it so help me out please and pre-order my book at the realat tin.com thank you clever clever thank you and that was not self-promotion either cuz it was for my kid and if you don't want to order it because you hate me and you hated this whole monologue and you want me to be fired please keep that to yourself okay I'm very sensitive right now because of all the hormones and I also had to write this entire thing without my ADHD medication or nicotine and very little caffeine as grateful as I am to be pregnant it is also hard I don't mean I'm some kind of unique victim either when I say that I actually mean the opposite to all of the gajillions of women out there who have done this I had no idea how hard it was and every single one of you is a hero for real and I know it's yes thank you one person who clapped I also know that it's like not going to get any easier probably for decades if I'm lucky cuz that's what motherhood is but the good news is I can look at the hard times as just one more way I can relate to the other women who have shared the same experience yes regardless of our politics welcome tonight's guest she's so trippy magic mushrooms are jealous host of Kennedy Saves the World Kennedy all right all right okay Kennedy I'll go to you first you can talk about whatever cuz you're an independent and you're also like the only the second you were like the second person to find out I was pregnant I had to talk to some no that's that's amazing like when your friend sends you a picture of a stick you know you're close well it was like and any woman out there knows exactly what I'm talking about it was actually like 15 sticks cuz I was like no way because you're you you're you're not going to stop at one no it's like Pringles for you like once cam popped you couldn't stop cam was like we need to stop ordering these tests the doctor's like no seriously stop ordering the test but I I think Unity is so important I mean I think things are going to get worse as time goes on I think we just have so much more to agree on um we we have so much more in common than we will ever admit but you give up your position if if you say that if everyone admits like oh boy I I sure hope my kids are okay I sure hope that they have more money than I do and they're more successful than you know me and their dad if if you admit that to other people then you have admitted failure because you're absolutely right it's just about two teams and you know I I really appreciate we're in the green room talking about the people that we don't like in this election cycle and if you do that in some groups they will yell at you and kick you out of the room like if you have the nerve to say wow I really wish that Trump had pick tulsy gabard uh they'll they'll short sheet your bed and and pop all the tires on your car well that was for another reason that's absolutely right I still think Tulsa gab would be a great choice yeah I mean Jim I mean first of all by the way Jim also knew I was pregnant because we went out to dinner me him your wife my husband do don't tell anyone you shut up so I'm happy you made the announcement thank you it's finally out there everyone can blab about it but Jim this is something weing down on one side is not not bravery because you're just taking the like kala they created this whole thing where she's this hero and the answer to all when when you look at the policy holes there it's more than swiss cheese so I think there's going to be we're for here then she rolls out and all of a sudden decides to talk black next to beat Trump she'll talk like Forest Gump do this why do I don't know you know I was thinking about oh yes unburdened by what has been her Cali any idea of your own identity enough to be comfortable like Don't Clap Don't Clap I change in every room know it's like Hillary Clinton set women back in politics eight years it is successful capable women I would not put her in that category and you know if you roll the tape one more time the southern I'm leaving you that's why my jacket's so I mean it's just they're out of touch they do these next before they say I do they'll send the bill to you um I I don't know what's worse like who would someone charging for a wedding or who would ever buy tickets yeah um wages are not meeting inflation it's still really really tough for people accounts that'll teach you how to do stuff for yourself so you can have a beautiful looking wedding but you know when you think for what I don't get invited to weddings because just I why can't we all say the same thing like look call me after the divorce I agree okay so Kennedy good idea or bad idea divorce and no Encore and leave a that yel Ral yes right all right coming up the vegan diet kids cheers for turning back the years is it worth this [Laughter] food so this was just two months do you think this would continue over time no you know it wouldn't no I don't think so by the way exactly I don't want that no Kennedy I would much rather be can I point out that nobody randomly pulls Lexing we got one more time it guys this is the a long butt um a long butt and a short penis back creating an unflattering visual Distortion of your butt do these pants make me look fat no next our furry Critters won't give you the jitters tus what do you got okay well you know you're pregnant I actually a lot of people have been asking how CH my cat you won't see that on Special Report guys oh God okay don't go away we're g to be right back baby thank you to Kennedy Jim Norton Liz McDonald Tyrant Fox News at night with Trace Gallagher is next I'm cat tin and on behalf of Greg Gutfeld I love you America h