Robert Lindsay (Part 2) The Prison Years, Stolen Cars, Police Chases & Glasgow's Underworld

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the red light see if alarms CES can CL out right the Mad bastard was holding onto the spoiler right it at the same time he's putting the [ __ ] bullets in the gun right so next thing he's [ __ ] C the gun and [ __ ] fired Two Shots right under the [ __ ] my ass right right through the couch end the couch right into my wall and the next thing is motor try to P in front of me and I've done that just [ __ ] H and it was a site blue lights on right away me to scream L on road jumped through the motor and jumped in and they actually sitting on a wall with a 61 Bus went the bus run up the stair and the bus driver drove away and I haven't do nothing on that driver thanks so much mate I say I [ __ ] hate me bastards cuz I was shouting on you signal come on the [ __ ] bus I just [ __ ] light the p and I just seen the PO mot back to me just [ __ ] flung into the V smashed the [ __ ] van drove forward smashed again sc one SC SC I started running that way and this started running that way you know I've ended up get up on the RO one day and a woman just come R and just into the sh and R out of the guy's door his driver's door I said make just collap that short up and he just jumped to and I've just jumped in [Laughter] the legend himself Robert Lindsay welcome back to the show my friend good to be back mate it's great to have you back on RAB a great first episode part one everybody's been been shouting to get you back on so in part one we we tapped into a lot about your life story prison time skaing for prison a lot of stuff involving like car chases and the the chaotic lifestyle that you Leed through drugs and all the stuff you done on the outside as well we'll be starting this episode off on I know you return to prison after the the prison escape was that bini you went to back to B I uh so soon I went back to Bon I was what you call a strict Escape for people that don't know a strict skp is you've got two officers way everywhere you go and you've got a we book with your photo stapled on it so if like people was going to The Sheds they would shout sheds and everybody would walk out and follow the route well I had to stand at the radiator to wait to get escorted back over to the shed and it was the same coming back everywhere I went had two prison officers with me so part of restricted skp there was a a Friday night you get a spin right so you know it's coming between five and six before they go for the grub you know you're going to get a spin so the spins looking for hacksaw and whatever you [ __ ] may have to try and Escape right so I'm only in a Cell couple of weeks the first thing you do get S you got and look what view you've got and in berin there's big bars kind of angled three or four them on the wind and see the top man it was all all the Sandstone was all broke either side and I did that a shake but it was [ __ ] solid right so anyway had a SE Friday before and they came in and R the bars and check the doors secure and check the buzzer works and then they go away right so they've come in this Friday then that right skap like right and you go car so they don't step searching they just gave you a p down I say they go and check the bars with TR and so he's went up and he's clocked to this broken Sandstone right so he done that Lindsay arm over here I [ __ ] don't know I was L when I came here he's like but how did it get L I was like I don't know I was laugh when I came into the cell right right so he's went shut the door I've play in my bed reading my book think my shs was there so next thing you can back up this time he's brought a PO the the highest officer in the hall so he's been up and had a look and he did what I did to shake the bar and he went happed there I said it was like that when I come in here so he's done that the first gr come in says you realize you're on report for this and I was like right B so and way L my back on a book book again same [ __ ] thing this time the p you and the governor right so they've came in the governor's looking armed up there I was I've told him and I've told him that was like when I came in here so he's like drop your book I says look I says can I know take my book I says from go to the boat and for next thing a cat they grab your St thumbs C two ARS right right up your back grab your [ __ ] head and just [ __ ] run with you right if you don't run you're on your ass and they dragging you right so right down the stairs right out the hall and right into the [ __ ] Wy house so they [ __ ] stripped me ballock get is a pair of jammies and put me in the silen C so I was like what the [ __ ] happening here one minute I'm [ __ ] reading my book and next minute I'm [ __ ] so while I'm in the silence C there away for dinner they've come back at 6:00 and they've gave me my jail gear back home right so put me in a Cell so the cell in the segregation hasn't got a bed just a concrete plant right with a mattress and you've got a cardboard chair and your table is B into the wall just a concrete slab would no an angle so I was like this is [ __ ] nuts I was like can I get my [ __ ] you get your [ __ ] I just going to get my book you get your book so next morning T was into the order room and screw on that right Jo the S search s whatever officers whatever noticed a crack on the wall was Mr lindsy Been escap H we put him on in the port so he says what you going to say about it I says it was like that and just as that the PE went no he tried to cut out my [ __ ] jail I says no [ __ ] didn't he I says it was like that so I'm in there this just I say it was a Friday Saturday morning of been seen the governor back in and it was a week where I don't remember Scotland was playing England right I we got Paul gascoin scored the goal right so that was happening on the Saturday and everybody was looking forward to watching the football and I was like yeah bastard man I've missed it we' been in here so back into the other room and it's Sunday and the governor's lot right look what we're going to do is I can't deal with us anym cuz it's a Poli isue I say what do you mean a police issue he says it's an attempted Escape I was like you [ __ ] kid me on attempt to escape so I was like how the [ __ ] so anyway put me back in so I was in there Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday and Friday big screw Big M W can bigun he come in he done that gra he say you're going back to the hole I says how happened he says see on the second FL alone it says there's 18 cells have been reported by The Works to have that cracking by so what actually happened was see the the BS see when the water was getting rush to displace the sandstone and it cracked and that's what caused it what was happening in all cells I so it was 18 cells on the second report so I was windy for a [ __ ] week [ __ ] anyway got to watch your [ __ ] so you got away with that all it wasn't you anyway it wasn't me dropped the charges and then obviously it just shows you didn't it but I know when you were in there obviously you've seen a lot of violence you know a lot of violent people oh it was it was H an inant it was like a double slashing so that means the corridor or something see when you're going to exercise or in berin you've got five holes and they're all linked with a link Corridor so you can walk the hole through the link Corridor and the next hole you can walk through all the holes right and know you're covered up but to go to exercise you've got to get into the corridor and halfway along the corridor there's a door so that takes you and it exercise you the back there a we PCH for the two screws St you got a screw side and there's two screws down at the door so again guy in front of me the guy behind me and the two guys in front of the guy in front of me next thing he's just slashed the guy in front and the C behind me went no him him so he [ __ ] slashed the other guy I should laugh right and I get [ __ ] sced by the [ __ ] blood so next thing is shout Lo up so everybody was trying to again in all get [ __ ] locked up so we were suck in the [ __ ] thing you slashed that guy he slashed the the WR guy first then he slashed the right guy the second time right so but I'm covered in blood so the L you B flat you B flat you [ __ ] the be guys done it get caught it just pure blatant you know what I mean it was just [ __ ] just fired right in what was that obviously the [ __ ] that [ __ ] must have paid him he [ __ ] slash him but he slashed the guy first and last right away right after it right away soon just last no him him so he [ __ ] done him all so he's done his [ __ ] mental it honest to God man I was in the [ __ ] Bo for three days to the fun I was nothing to do I was [ __ ] I was [ __ ] just walking through and that's how I ended up covering blood I say it was just a [ __ ] what guy gets slashed I seen that and then no him him and then that happened who said that I don't know it just [ __ ] it's Madness is it you can be just walking then the next thing guys are smashing hell at each other do you know what I mean even if you're just trying to mind your own business mate it's just it's a l jungle on another incident you spoke about was an our slashing something days were working late or something I I work in the concrete so that was a great party so anyway two nights a week used to go jym and the officers would come and get at 6:00 at night and take five into the concrete party and whatever cake they go that night they went to the Cook house and go a Big Slab it you know what I mean so you knew you were going to there for a a bat of cake you w't going to that d r where it was [ __ ] just sat and talking so we were there there and these guys started aring so back to the hall and what the day is because You' been at work to give you a shower right so I M went for a shower first where they arguing me right so I was next for the Sher so the guy that was arguing with M he slashed M and he nearly [ __ ] took his eye out me wasn't a deep one but nearly took his lamp out right so I was next in he get my shower and he's gone days a fav he say's going to give me a smother can buy the screws office and I was like right and he B so he's got [ __ ] t with his head he's got to walk by in the middle of the hall in the gallery screws have got an office each side you know what I mean so I've walked by and I've smothered him sort of the screw looked to see me I way along and then screw shouted Lindsay what you doing I said I was just getting a magazine I said but I've read it so I come back just get myself C sat next thing [ __ ] the door Flo grabbed me grab my horns like shows your [ __ ] horns and I was like yeah my horns he's like what happened the shower I said I don't know what happened in the shower I says my mate justed to ask me to give a G my SM by use I say that's what I done I says when I went in a door they been slashed he says so it was obviously somebody before him I said obviously it wasn't me I said all I did was G my smother by you you know what I mean he says I was wondering how you were [ __ ] up there I said well that's what I was up there for so it must have got bad that he ended up having to press the Bell know I mean sock crazy environment to be mixed up in but it wasn't all violence there was some funny stories in there as well there was one you were telling me about it was don't know if it Junior pal was in the sale and he'd get a parel in and he try to an an on him you T me through that that was this was this was crazy right so his name's Rob and on the Thursday night he's got a 10 P deal hash shaped be bullet right so we could swell it easy right so he said it on Thursday Friday it's Saturday and for everybody my age it was in the jail the 60 show started at 10:00 right so I was like ra I said Rob you need to get this [ __ ] me he's like how am I going to get it out I say well D any he's like how do we do that I says G the Ving bottle so I've took a li off the Ving bottle right and I've used his lighter and I've melted it a bit right and then I took the inside out the pen and all that and pushed the pen in and then once the pen went through I pushed it for the inside know so that the point's sing up way and pushed it right up and let it set he like right and what do you do with that I says well go down on your [ __ ] and stick that up your ass I say and I'll stick the [ __ ] bottle of on and I'll get a few SCS right [ __ ] sake and then what I says get [ __ ] paper do I says cuz you'll be [ __ ] wanted sh so that's right you need to slop it back then as well so sling it was [ __ ] so we've got paper everywhere right so he's got he's right that's it up so I haven't done CL on the Bing right and went three big [ __ ] heavy duty squats and then he's lot went know I was like [ __ ] hell so every time was [ __ ] sh I was getting the [ __ ] paper and what you do is once he's done a sh it you lift the paper there and then you flatten it with your horn hoping there's a [ __ ] lump in it right so for everyone it was there there was no lump I was [ __ ] thr so the place is [ __ ] stinking barking sh and he's still [ __ ] and then half the time it just bubbles right he's like this is I was like have one more goab so he's put a [ __ ] pen back up again right I've done empti the Ving B up his ass and then the next thing first [ __ ] oh yeah Beauty got to [ __ ] prize right it's [ __ ] out size it a about a hash i r [ __ ] tell about of hash see for the next 20 minutes mate he's Shing every time every time he sat down you you didn't hash at that time I so honestly [ __ ] me it was a [ __ ] that's Madness it did you get what listen to the 60 show brilliant go the place was thinking for that's some story but I know you used to get your passes in yourself and all through the visits there's a highlight there that stands out it's Georgia used to come up and I'm sure she had K Mar was only a baby what happened there visit room in B so it's a it's a table and you stepped in and it was a bch and George is the same so of was Georgie who was my right so it was Georgie my dad was there and my me but Georgie used to wait till they went away right and the way of the table was he could put her stomach right against the table and then get it out she always had it in her waistband right so I'm sitting with my daughter who was maybe a year on my my knee and I've just looked at Georg and she's like take it take it take it so I was like it so took this [ __ ] parcel and I've got K sitting in my room and I've just seen this screw on there jumping there one jumping there the next one and came running right down to where I was and she's done that open your horn I done that bang Pocky right in her chest and she's fell back and I stuck it in my gub next thing three screws I whipped me right off the [ __ ] chair I'm lying in the [ __ ] room Kelly Marie's greeting like [ __ ] she's been dragged off and all right [ __ ] so they've got me in a heavy [ __ ] and they they getting me up in the strip box so there was two strip boxes that you used to just grab some randomly in there strip set so see all the way up getting carted I can't even swall it too [ __ ] big so into the [ __ ] B desk into the be box I need three screws of that open your mouth I was l no l [ __ ] open your mouth now and I was like no next thing you just [ __ ] pced on me all [ __ ] P my hair and [ __ ] my Mo and all that right still get the pcel I've still got it in my move I can't swall it I've tried to swall it all the way I've been CED it's like [ __ ] egg man I couldn't swall it so I'm [ __ ] rolling about with these three screw in this [ __ ] room and I've ended up lying flat with my head up against the wall right where the pass was down my mouth and I was like there there there and the cunch just swung me right around stuck his [ __ ] head in the back in my [ __ ] know he's fting the back of my nut and pull my head on my way back up know what I mean and he's like where you be where you [ __ ] day when we tell you open your mouth I said open my mouth and he's like we man [ __ ] [ __ ] heav about me and cuz they think I've SW it when I'm going you so soon as even out I took it out and I banked it right and then the next thing I can hear I can't he's get CED he's jumped up and went I [ __ ] out of order I [ __ ] way there and you're dragging a guy i s of [ __ ] CED him so while I'm in the Box I can hear him getting dragged by getting into the next box and bang bang bang bang bang in next box you know what I mean so took us into the hole flung me into the boat and flat on my cles off and they gave a [ __ ] used to callau a man united a Wast pair of blue shorts and a blue t-shirt thing right and just a mattress so mylaw he was just at wck waiting for me coming back a child you know I mean and then next thing he SP up my he like what happened I say you're [ __ ] mad sister ask her I don't know she just [ __ ] freaked out and went here take it take it so up in the morning I was like scre why G my CH sheet he's like you're noort he says you're just on OBS do you see the doctor so the doctor come in at half 10 see that I was straight thing me my eyes let me back up stair mean you with a parcel I was had the parcel up stairs but it was all different people's Parcels you know what I mean because what happened was m and dad were always first visit right then you could just come up as long as your name is on the visit card you could get in it's not new that you got to book them you need passports and all that there nothing like that so my mate W that was there he just get out but I used to bring in all his right and when Georgie got into the visit room W's wife would get her but and everybody in the hall I was like just get it sent to W just get it sent to so I was do half B everybody's P you were you were getting it in so you were getting a sh bring in I was getting so once I get back up was there I all and get the people what they want know I mean it's mad here and talk about many of stories through the prison system especially the time that you serve there but I know on the outside you are a professional car thief and there was many and many of stories there but we'll we'll go through a few highlights some of the Mad stuff that you ended up involved in so the car ffs the first one that Springs to mind is there was an instant at a post office can you talk me through that it was in gr Mo Drive Bo or looking for Motors turbos RS turbo in powerful and we drove by and it was a a Post Office Depot know if you miss your passle you could get in and get it and we drove by me Paul went there a CO in there right so I've got a tool bag ran right in and I'm looking in the window looking for the red light to see if alarm on and the [ __ ] keys were hanging out ignition so I've jumped in shut the door and I've started the [ __ ] Co and I've pumped it and I've drove out but sees have can flying out right the Mad bastard was holding on to the spoiler he grabbed on the spoiler [ __ ] Jo I honest M I didn't even see him it no ath back you started that started but but now [ __ ] drove in they were [ __ ] all [ __ ] after it told me were alling cuz he was hanging on the wasn't I looked my mirror I seen him I did see him L the road know mean I didn't know this what I mean it's just [ __ ] honest to God M that was you away with that did you I sell that s it s all my mot mad so there was another one ucking the petrol station story you were fing up another sto motor this is a classic mate seriously I'm patted no got a [ __ ] coin JY right and I've got a pound and change at the guy's as right and I've got it on my horn in the line all On's fives twos right I think it was 110 p and it was exactly a pound right and I've got a we C registration escort right what we called Runners we used to just Ste L to get his a Bo you know I mean there's no [ __ ] DP of pet on it and I've got a [ __ ] pound and I've got the nozle on the V ESC and I'm 80 P 81 82 83 and the next thing is big [ __ ] Sab com in and just right in front of the [ __ ] the but you again and P right the GU just jumped to shut the door and ran in and I've just left the nozle hanging with the escort and jumped into his Sab and away he's left the key is it he running just jumped in away with me his jaob was hanging up his wallet was there it was 600 Quid all he bank carard so I went for having a pound of [ __ ] Smash and my horn to a big [ __ ] Sab wear the keys and this guy's the money and all the credit cards honest to God it just shows you how it changes me you know what I mean it's how how the mind works as well so you've just left the other you said the runner with the no Noz still in it I think it was 89 P or so and just left it and jumped in M away you got away with that one away with that one know it's Madness is it that's what say so there's many there we'll try and just highlight some of the the ones that are the ones that I've spoke about ones that are crazy but there was one instant where a Range Rover the guy sitting beside the shop happen was a road down a road you've got a petrol station at the top of a road and you've got one halfway down on the right and on the left hand side there's a row of shops so a drive R the back of the shops when you come off the road you get do a big hole and run into the car part and there was a a white RS turbo something so I went there put my screwdriver in and you just four more screwdriver and lifted it up and you hear that's the central locking G and I open the door and shut it see if any alarm enough the alarm up so mov my motor Road into the motor unscrewed wind screw on the second screw W [ __ ] alarm's going mental so come out and it's a [ __ ] so the guys came out the [ __ ] but there's a big mad railing do you know what I mean so I've started running that way and this couldn't started running that way or all so he's so I've ended up about turning I could run like [ __ ] you used to call me fast cat seriously I I could [ __ ] run like [ __ ] so I've ended up getting up on the road day and a woman just come out a r Rover and just went the shop and I R ran out of the guy's door and I opened his driver's door I said mate your your mes is just collapsing that shop you better hurry up and he just jumped out and I've just jumped in that's [ __ ] terrible know it's bad mate I know but but that just shows you the braz seriously mate when you're involved in that did you get it was there any loot in the in that vehicle that was the best part Motors everything I got doctor's bags everything stole one at the football as well and under the seat all the guys that were in it was a shun and see all the guys that were in the shun that went to the football they put all their wallets under the seat five wallets for [ __ ] [ __ ] God mate some of the stuff you found was [ __ ] that was the best but there's another there another story there you were up at pman and you were got to do a test drive on a vehicle got me through that story was we were driving about just looking as usual and there was a Golf GTI and I show him but so where it was it was parked against a big high CB do you know what I mean so I was just looking about it and the boss guy came out and they went interested that mate I definitely I say no bad price on it I says but with M like but I'll tell you about D I'll get the young mechanic says to bring a couple of seat covers he says and he'll take you we running it I [ __ ] Brant mate thanks very much so where p is it's way up in the middle of [ __ ] F right way up the top so this this young boy came oily overalls and all that so he's got a like cover a receipt he says what I'll do is he says I'll drive all the way done he says I'll give you a we boost he says then you can bring it drive it back up I said be [ __ ] Brant that's great it says it's just a new clutch and the new this and I'm Brant good all he's like well worth the money all that I've done work myself this week guys so anyway what he's did is he's driving along the road and there was a a road that must have went to an old [ __ ] industrial estate but been shut off so he just kind of pulled in and T right and he's out the driver's seat and as soon as he went out the driver's seat and shut the door I [ __ ] locked the buttons moved out the driver's seat and drove away and left the mechanics St at the whe by when [ __ ] [ __ ] hell just it must have had to just F something his job he just I just grabbed the door and put the buttons in he just looking at me that's what I mean hly good must be thousands thousands instance honest to God mate there's [ __ ] there's another one there right I'm just going to run through them off my head there was one again you're doing these you're committing these crimes but you're under the influence of drugs so there was times where you stole vehicles and you were falling asleep I'm sure you were heading to greenook and you'd got near L bank and you were driving and you'd fell asleep or something what happened what happened was the Glen Hill Hotel ran through still a sier 4 before right and I'm going down to port glasgo to buy Tam G right so I can remember driving down and feeling a bit tired and I remember going a t right so still driving down and then the next thing I remember him is the motor just bang bang bang bouncing off the central reservation right so [ __ ] so man to steer to the hard shoulder and I've just got out and this guy's p in right behind me right and I've kind of just days walked to and the guys grabbed me with a stomach and ped me right in at a hard shoulder he's meate what the [ __ ] happened there I said I don't know if I about [ __ ] it was a frosty night I I don't know if I had about ice or something I said one minute I was Sting me he says you were [ __ ] o replacement he say then the next thing you I done know I said any chance you could take his into L Bank m i says I'll be able to phone he says you've got a phone in the motor it was a [ __ ] a car phone right and I was like I said that's my dad's I said it doesn't give me the code he's i r y son so he took me a l Bank stole another motor went got my drugs and seeing them coming back up at glasa the Pol I at the smashed [ __ ] Sierra and it's getting dragged on there [ __ ] know to truck I'm driving up you're driving driving by [ __ ] but I that guy [ __ ] I was just ready to walk on the road cuz I've just obviously came out of sleep just felt the motor bouncing no stering Bang bang as I was hting the [ __ ] another reservation but lucky few times mate I was lucky nearly [ __ ] done withing just show you [ __ ] wasn't he just cars you were stealing I know you stole an artic as well scaffolding or something story what happened was my mate says to me can you still an artic I says I probably so I I stole Ford cargo four no big four t for lorries but there's no get to [ __ ] the swing AR they're rid B right so I said die so it's full as [ __ ] scaffolding yellow pero it's called right and it's scaffolding tube and it's got fourwh lugs know it comes out every now again where you can put the bars in so it's got all that all the [ __ ] BS and everything on it right so it's right at Danny and there's a high school but it's pared where it's parked there's no houses near it at all right so I've got a door open jumped in and I broke the barrel and I've got the ignition lights on and I'm turn in and there's nothing happening you do here and I found a button under my seat that's an engine P not a p a kill engine so I put that in and it started the [ __ ] seats bouncing up into the other place right and it's got a switch on the [ __ ] the gear knob to go high and low high and low I don't [ __ ] know I just know to switch so anyway in gear and I get down to the first corner and I just [ __ ] I just turned right and I just looked in my miror and I've crashed the whole [ __ ] barrier not for the school the [ __ ] sake and I was like who the [ __ ] you done these things man and we [ __ ] we brother was go justay there and U was he in the passenger seat he was in the passenger seat right po left first and then so I've SW swinging swung it that way thinking and I've ended up can doing the ditch right so I've can back out so I've got the H going [ __ ] straight and as I'm coming out of Danny there's a we [ __ ] a road going that way road going that way and there's a We R and there's a chipper there right so it's 23 in the morning right there the [ __ ] roundabout B there so I get on the Right comes off it all the way straight through he didn't have the new bit new it was the used to go by the black and white all the way through so I've I'm on the bridge at bani and I'm going on to the M8 so R there I went [ __ ] terrible man I'm turning I'm looking the back and the [ __ ] mes are all other place anybody got it straight again and I've come off the first cut off at Peasley at ran through right no you need to go left there right but you could go right right so I [ __ ] hooked the right in bounced there the central reservation again with a [ __ ] back bit so I've stopped it there and it's gone to a a unit right down at the C so I've ran down the [ __ ] put a hazard on I've run down the street and the big security car L right think me the big guy been waiting in us so see if you just there a fre point turn and reverse right down the street and we unhook this I say hear me I can [ __ ] hardly drive it straight chance of [ __ ] so he F the big guy that was buying off right he [ __ ] did a three point right down into his [ __ ] yard unhooked it right he gave me200 notes right 2,000 between us and I'm a b with a cab do you know I parked that Cab in pleis Road West and lay there for about 4 weeks seriously many po Motors Pass that right there obviously been report to stalling that morning when the guy goes to get it and it's not there so four weeks or lat me that's crazy usually the difference for new where if you steal something in green you trip any PR camera that [ __ ] CR flags up right away didn't it you have no chance now impos POS honest much did you get two grand for that one £2,000 is it worth it must have been was a r man leaving a Carnage seriously mate I was just keping know CU it's got that air assisted is that I was [ __ ] bouncing and then it change gear you to put it clutch in neutral then let it clutch up and then clutch down again they pull it the next gear you couldn't just put the clutch down and pull it right in just GR on it so I was like I kind of double clutch it you know what I mean but it's good that you managed to get it there I got it there and I got paid but there's another incident that sticks in my mind we'll move on for there but something to do with a was it a Sierra the guy near R here something happened there at [ __ ] Crow Road just I was walking in the corner of The Crow Road with up the roof and I've just come out across the road and I couldn't flying R over through the light you just [ __ ] missing me like you [ __ ] prick and I've crossed the road and I'm walking along in Bon Road and there's a dry cleaners and there's a Sierra sitting outside the hazard and the guys in getting these [ __ ] dry cleaning and I've ran out to see if the keys were in it and I [ __ ] took [Laughter] that mea mate that's karma definely Karma so I know when you were on the outside you started getting yourself mixed up with some serious figures in the Underworld there many instance we can't spend so much time here because we'd be here for days telling all these stories but trying and keep the highlights so you got mixed up with like I said serious people in the Underworld there was an instant involved in a gun do you taught me through that I will the guy is decision everybody will know his name is George doery called him goofy right I got great with him right so reason I got and told him was I had a we van and he was selling Coke for the house across the road be a different guy right so they had to go to Heart services to get their halfs at a time or whatever it was they were getting and every time I brought them back they gave me a grand my cook right so that's how I go in new George a great C I got in room right so anyway I'm taking his mate through one night to H ho but Goofy has stopped the guy he's selling the coke with for taking his heroin right he's not letting him take it so he's come in his L have you a in this motor a I I've got k I've got hair on he's like any chance I can get but he says he's not letting me take Fu I was like right all right so I get him a b right so we went and go to [ __ ] Coke but she on the way back through he was starting to [ __ ] fall asleep and all that and gou and I was like oh you better [ __ ] wake up he's like please please please go in h tell goofy that I've you I've took something I says won't me he's like no please going to know going to know you know what he's liking on that I was like no I won't so got to the house trapped him off went then got my back Coke went across the road 20 minutes later my brother Goes Goofy I I come on they done that did you get him did he take it in that more says no mate he says he's [ __ ] dropping pipes he's trying to take a pipe and he's dropping it he's falling asleep he's [ __ ] had something did you get I said no honest he says Rob don't [ __ ] I I'm not telling you li be honest didn't get me I've already swore my eyes to J I wouldn't I wouldn't [ __ ] tell him right he's like right okay then so [ __ ] 20 minutes later he's back back here was Goofy he's like up he's [ __ ] buling you said he's [ __ ] [ __ ] put his [ __ ] C he's [ __ ] totally out again he says either he [ __ ] took some or you [ __ ] get him it no this is [ __ ] last time I'm going to tell you or going to ask you did you [ __ ] get her I said no no I didn't right that was fine so went in my work the Friday I came back for work in the Friday I was when I was coming back for work Goofy wanted me to go he a fob for a big big big Mega Rich cloth had all cracking paintings know all the way up the clo and it was all carpeted on but he had the F so it already to asked me if I would take him in the bean so he could get all the know the 40s so he's phed me at 5 to1 and he's right Rob where are you I say my he like I said do the road about 5 1 right all right 5 minutes later where are you where are I no be long I'm coming down the road right okay so I just get into the house right lock my front door next thing you buzzer went gy my mate I've opened the door and as soon as I've opened the door my M went I tell him you give me smack right my God gy onest he's come in and he's he's got a paint in he's a wellfield at this point a he he was a heavy heavy heavy [ __ ] man notorious right so I've got a one seater a fireplace mat a two seater there there and it was a three seater right so goof he that R he does know John tell me that you stuck me in right cuz soon the door he went I tell M me I was for [ __ ] s he's opened the [ __ ] painting he's pulled with a [ __ ] 9 M gun right he pull it a we bag a we bag with a drawring full of [ __ ] bullets he's EMP to my table right we started putting them in the magazine and he's like I came you [ __ ] [ __ ] twice and asked you did you get him and I says to he don't [ __ ] tell me lies if you have I says I didn't I says I only trade no because he begged me not to tell you I says and I've try to [ __ ] be keep my word for him I said so but at the same time he's putting the [ __ ] bullets in the gun right so next thing he's [ __ ] caued a gun right and he [ __ ] went to fire it and it's no fired whatever happened and see if it would have fired 100% it would have hit my leg but not below my knee cuz he's there and I'm here right so he discharged [ __ ] bullets it right put the magazine back out get all blow put all the [ __ ] bullets back in and [ __ ] fired Two Shots right under the [ __ ] my ass right right through the couch end the couch right into my wall through the SC boards and they came and went you're lucky it's nowh [ __ ] I [ __ ] hate being I was like George look I'm [ __ ] sorry mate I only done it because he [ __ ] pleased with me don't want to no tell [ __ ] please please please please please please honest I said that's the only reason I done it m I say you would do the same if it was your mate I says he says I I came here here [ __ ] twice and that as you so he's put the [ __ ] the bullets out the thing me put them back in the bag put the [ __ ] paint in the way and I I said you get to [ __ ] my house and the B goofy came out again he says you are one lucky [ __ ] boy I [ __ ] like you so see the next day Saturday I've caught a contract again my Wy was my mate and I was like what are you [ __ ] doing he's like he sent me get a two bullets at the wall Cas the police find him says [ __ ] come in get in so he came in up to Scot and dug a two [ __ ] bits of lead out the w so that they [ __ ] seriously I was that [ __ ] all because I try [ __ ] know I mean it just shows you how close you are but to getting shot as well and czy the people that you're mix up with and that was me just getting to know him we running back and forward it was a good [ __ ] I liked him do you know I mean it was a if you look up it was a [ __ ] crazy crazy crazy happened to him I think he he did get murdered I know he get murdered I'm not sure when it was I think the story is they seen him ran a a jump to it stabbed them I'm not sure but I know he did get murdered I know you also had moving on in the story right so I know you also had many crazy car chases right again there's that many there I'll try I'll try and pick some from the tap of where my he we spoke about earlier right there's one there where I'm sure you were in to cross in Glasgow something to do with a bus you remember that one I remember the moment what happened was driving along to Cross Road see where the old bus Carriage used to be I took her right there I take you in the Lolly bank and there used to be a fire station there right and there was this mad un Mark Crossing for people that know it right so I've came up this big Stone in si and the next thing is Motors trying to P in front of me and I've done that have your [ __ ] head and it was a PO site I'm sure London I'm sure London Road right blue lights on right away me to the left screamed right along London Road they in a pu right so i' lost him but see when I've got to car the lights at Caro it was a there a Land Rover pulling a horse box and another Land Rover so time I get [ __ ] R about the them it's nearly caught up in me so I've scouted away Along again right along to H London Road as far as I can go and you've got the the gush it where you go to the bridge to go to the zoo I've back and that's me own to Crossroad so I'm heading back in the way right and just can buy Arnold Clarks and I've seen a polers coming out as if it's coming for car right so there's a housing scheme up there so I've just went up me and my mate jumped to the motor and jumped down and we're actually sitting on a wall with a 61 Bus sits right so we up high on the wall and the 6 the one bus is sitting there right and the Polish Motors are driving in this Lane and R about and me [ __ ] ly down L need try and run on this bus me so we to the PO run in jumped on onto the bus run up a stair and bus driver drove away right drove it right in there good few [ __ ] stops away and I went do that done that driver thanks so much mate I says he I [ __ ] hate bastards is I was shouting on you signal come on the [ __ ] bus the bus driver me honestly [ __ ] me tell you so that was us get away anyway got away just a a bus driver we could have ran on and I could have held a bastard a bus driver or stuck just took chance me that just shows you and but seemingly was L his come on the bus mean just [ __ ] you look me that's Madness you know what I mean there's a there's another Chase there it's a bit it's a bit more serious it was the one I'm sure it was a long well shot Road and you had George and K Mar so a baby was RI melan C Road and my m is up at our sister-in-laws and the brother's house so I'm sitting and it's a we met GTA I've got right so my M has came down with my daughter my daughter in the back seat and she's s in the front seat but see while I'm sitting waiting there a screws went by and then unmarked her and clocked me right so I've went to end the road to I left right down cantin square right down there run by Thomas Ash and and I'm sitting outside the CAU his barver Joe bananas and that was fun I at the traffic lights ready to go into Welsh Road and there was a mro poce motor sitting across and he just came [ __ ] straight towards me right I've just [ __ ] been R about him who on the long buit road right and as I'm going to L there a [ __ ] I've got to the end and it was a we shop on his John right but I've got this [ __ ] rine for me so I've done a [ __ ] horn break turn and headed back R right and as I was when I was coming along with a poish mini bus right so I'm just [ __ ] heading to W them the PO Mini Bus has [ __ ] moved out the road so anyway turned into the scheme and I've jumped to and I've ran through a couple of Gardens and this screw jumping tell me and he's like what's your name I say you know my name and he's like right you're done with car the so was back done me eight police assaults for all the police that were in the minibus right and see because I had the way in the motor right do you know every C pair that came on came in and booted [ __ ] at me every two corers that came in was of the wind and right so but then wa just the way at this point the have been under a year you know what I mean Georgie was kind of had her horn Harden my daughter four and half back SE she was sleeping so she was involved in a a car chase at when year old she doesn't know any better honest to God shows you how what a [ __ ] I took for po m Po and you said it yourself rightly so because it's a mad thing it's a SP of the moment it see then I didn't I didn't worry about nothing see if you have told me then I'd be the worrier that mother day I would have laughed at you m I would have went I'll never worry about anything cuz I didn't give a [ __ ] about nothing I didn't need to worry about my daughter because my mom was watching my daughter so that was me I was just just a free-for-all chaos crazy crazy there's another story there I'm not sure it's not really a car chase but I know you were on drugs and you a sto in motor and you were run about was that place called anwf Street or something in to cross what happened there uh I fell asleep it's a did end I've turned the motor and fell asleep and the polers at that time wore white shirts right we remember the ties and the white shirts it's no like know so and I've got a screwdriver between my leg and I was sleeping and I've got woke up but him dragging is out the motor right so when I used to go steel at night I used to wear a shirt and a tie and glasses right but any glass on them cuz I couldn't see if it [ __ ] glass in them you know what I mean so if they've dragged us out and and the way they've dragged me out the screwdriver necked the [ __ ] screws them it's a scratch but it's caused blood right I just got my head and they just smashing my nose off The Bu it right so I'm all [ __ ] busted [ __ ] covered in blood they've got me in the back seat behind the passenger the passenger's sitting there and he got his AR on the passenger seat and I kep fall asleep and every time he just kept elb me you know what I mean I can wake up you know what I mean but I go [ __ ] tanking for that know me [ __ ] they didn't they done assault but cuz it was just a [ __ ] it was I didn't mean to [ __ ] stab him do you know what I mean it wasn't even a stab it just cuz I had to screw driver between my leg iy to start the motor you know what I mean you said but and that's what happened you're intoxic like that and for for that amount of time manying me I'd been out that many nights so you just you there was another instant um I don't know if you fell asleep in this one but I'm trying to keep up with it you were taking a pipe in a van Center or something The Bu rton Health Center and where the where the health center is new right next to it there's a chemist well that chemist used to be the cottage bar right so I'm parked at the side of the cottage bar under the actual health center right and I'm in a it's a blue escort V and I've just went and scored right I've just I've cooked up my B Coke right and I've just put it on the pipe and I'm just about to [ __ ] light the pipe and I've just seen the Polish motor pting across the back of me it was a we polish van at the thing right so I just [ __ ] flung it into reverse and smashed the [ __ ] van drove forward smashed it again next thing the driver's it and he's in try to grab the keys but there's no keys it's just a plug hanging down you know what I mean so so I've got out and out of the passenger door and it's a we poce woman try to hold the passenger door shut and next thing is [ __ ] five I'm roll about the car par with five screws right and my we a is she's came out she was in the pub having her cider and that here your [ __ ] your nephew's at own with [ __ ] five cers so she's came out and she's like right that's for [ __ ] St he SE never that's that's [ __ ] enough and I get down to London Road right and as I walked into the know to go to the Char Des we his St and coughs the charge har breed honestly mad it but even when you were committing these crimes you still had that like Good Samaritan way about you because I know you stole a sports car and people were wondering whose cars and stuff like that but you'd actually the be neighbor down the stair Miss what happened I know you took her tell what happened what happened was I had parked it at the house and the B woman was shoveling the snow so I've shoveled it for her she's like I'm going to go and get a messages I said I'll take you so I to her in the stoer went away got all meses right carried them on into the house right and I went back up there so I'm only on the St back up the stair and my M came in and she's went Robert do you know who owns that Sports motor I went don't know man I said maybe some in the H the Masonic so she looked him and she went no no mas Sonic Shir I said I don't know man so she says no they've left the lights on says no drain her battery so my M went down and asked the neighbors two neighbors and they R up right M fish do you know who no no no and I above the we woman I took so the we woman name can't remember name Miss tble and we called her Peg Leg cuz she had a mad limp right so my mad tried to two up [ __ ] and then she do the pig legs and she chapped the door and she went Mrs TBO you don't know who Sports mot that is out there do you says I sure Roberts you took me from my messes Queen da SN that's what I'm saying honestly God [ __ ] that's right as his P that's right up St she's like you get that the [ __ ] bringing a [ __ ] stolen motor your in close you [ __ ] but even that taking her for the sh no you couldn't make that up that's hilarious but there's another highlight right this is probably one of the craziest chases that you were involved in I think so anyway you were in razi and I'm sure you crashing through a school fence or something end up your P I'll tell you what happened right what happened was I was working Peasley and uh my dad was on the same site but every half hour we go we one to half one I used to jump on the motorway and go all the way to the KY to my mate to my ke house and get about speed time's passing right so I've spoke to his daughter and she it's all right to mention him right so anyway so I used to go to TOS get about speed and belt back along and more and I was back for half one so this particular day I've got a Austin monteo a big green turbo diesel thing and I belted all way for basley all way and I've came off the on ramp at Bal know to go to thei and I've looked my mirror and there's a plain white Rover and doing it at Edy plate there to be blue lights flashing right I was like no [ __ ] Danger Man so you in a staller I am in a staller I've been flying [ __ ] 90 M hour to get the casy so I can get back back to your work I back to my work right so I'm heading towards raki and you've got a gush where you can go into the M8 to go to Edinburgh right so there was a conso van right so they've got the [ __ ] blue lights on gone everywhere so I managed to overtake EV van and nip in before so they're behind the van right and I gets to the second cut half into the crazy ear Bank Street turned the corner motor went [ __ ] sideway bled right into the fence you can still see the fence today it's all caved in right and I've the motor and I've done that didn't know way to go right and the big PO is St and going he's doing the same right so I've ended up running down ear Bank Street into the first clo St on the stairs and opened the back door and see at the back courts they had four bins that was know all together but you had the fence separating them all do you know what I mean so if you came up one close you could only get into one bin but it was the same big but so I've just jumped ear the fence and this screws went on to the the top of the bins and run right across and sced right off it and went in his ass so I've run through Tom's cluth right up and I don't know if you noticed the Verandas and rakei but they used to have a we port hole where you could look at the kitchen and see who was at the door and I was stuck to the walls like damn door so anyway thas [ __ ] open the door and let in right I'm only [ __ ] 10 minutes po H we believe there somebody in this clo that's just come out stolen motor he's crashed it h can we come in time went no no have you got a want he said no he says look he says it's not like that he says but positive he came up his stairs right he says an officer change chasing him but he fell he say so when he came out the close he couldn't see he say so I think he's up us he said well he's not hearing me he's all right thanks very much so he's going away so see the Jak have got it's hanging on the the door right and then they've come back again they says look mate we've been in every other house is there any chance and I can come in never quick times like that no no so he says well we're not going to move to you tell what you want M so what he did was p a double bed big cupboard emptied it I'm in the botom flung everything on top of me right I'm CED up in the B there's coverboard pushed a double bed right back there right so Tom's opened the door r l hurry up S of come up and he's like only one he so one he was coming and when he came into the room I was in he said he says we've been in every other he says it's just a we quick look about under the bed he says look mate I BR let any stranger in my house right so if had to look about and Liv away right so they're circling about for ages right so I'm still on the cupboard I was still there 3:00 and right there away and I've come out and my jacet was hanging they never even notice that right and then I to go back to work where' you been I says I went to a dentist I said tell you this morning you know you didn't it over it was to but that's that's Madness honest me is that that's what I'm saying there's that many many stories here right I could go on and on we could tell them all day long but I I know we'll see you back again sometime in the future right but see before we finish up on this episode if there's a great message you could send out to the audience watching now is the time well what I would like to say is for all the onions see that's watching don't do what I done don't being a thief is a terrific life but the trouble is they putting the jail for it I say so there's no all right we for the laugh here right but any onions go to college do the right things do what you can straight stay away for po stay away for drugs stay away for cuz I wouldn't have all these stories only for drugs so the way I'm other know I'm clean I'm trying to help others hopefully this podcast will help with us but I just want to say for any young don't go down the road cuz it's absolutely no benefit in it when you in that sale in that door shuts I've seen a lot of grown men GRE say so that's my message great message Mate as you said said we certainly no glamorizing we send a message out there showing people to take the right path and know the dark path that you ended up with as you said catches up with you pron time trauma but I want to thank you so much again for coming on as I said earlier I want to see you back sometime in the future I'm sure we'll get a part three because the stories are unlimited I never told you that one but I am I I definitely see you back on mate but shake my hand well done again thanks again for coming on thank youor great to see you and I'll see you again soon Bor thank you been a pleasure [Music]