Chris Taylor Struggles To Open Up

oh I got you a present by the way no you didn't yeah it's um it's a watermelon with googly eyes on it you actually bought that yeah I made that myself that's the face of a lady who's too polite to leave immediately I actually do love watermelon do you I love that's a good start I called him what with a watermelon that's cute do you actually like water I feel like she one I love watermelon when I was a kid my uh I don't like cake so my parents would stick candles in a watermelon for my birthday that's quite sweet my did that with me with roast potatoes I'm optimistic in a minute she's very engaging and fun the freaks are matching you seem really fun and I like it mhm I am fun no you are not I just laughing at myself me I'm fan the agents told me that I need to get deep on dates oh gold star for Chris he's actually taking the agent's advice on board so I think we should play a game where's he going with this I think we should play Never Have I Ever okay I don't know if that's like quite stin yeah yeah yeah okay that is I'm withholding Judgment at the moment you're familiar with the rules yeah I am okay I'll go first never have I ever the jazzle come on mate I've had deeper pizzas than that big Up Chicago Town you've never ever dazzled no that's not my era how old are you how old how old am I in years 33 oh what you're ancient you are do you likeing old man because how old are you clearly I'm 23 well you said yes to the DAT that's your own problem do you like men with gray pewes yes I do actually I've got a top three um Larry Lamb George Clooney then Philip scoffield scoffield used to be first but you know oh you know what I've never had a man with gr pubes well let's not talk about that all right I'm 10 years older than you young hearted though all right fine it works then I'm such an old yeah we'll just ignore the decade that's fine that is a whole one third of my life huh that that is problematic to be fair I'm 33 and I do need to grow up it's your G Never Have I Ever Had a tattoo on my BM you don't no that was a know I thought you the type of person to have like someone's name on your bomb or something what must you think of me when we start playing this game yeah you go you go and then we're getting serious because you're being silly that's what an entire decade of maturity will get for you okay never have I ever dated somebody with a micro penis get a little Swig in that babe I cuz you're on one right now this is going great it's going brilliant it's my favorite day so far I feel like you're being sarcastic and that's rude it sounds sarcastic does no no no no no honestly I'm not being rude that's just my it's my voice I can't help it is like like talk serious and No One Believes Me When I'm being nice no it sounds sarcastic it does sound sarcastic I'm not trying to be sarcastic no say something nice really go on try say something nice something nice or something serious can't see it happening won't you tell me something really deep no but that's what you were asked to do so why don't you do that yes go on Daisy Girl Say something serious won't you tell me something really deep um oh here we go again I've only got 1.5 testicles what yeah I've only got half a left ball the other ask in the albot hall apparently thanks for telling me thanks for really opening up that's opening up that's not open I don't tell many people about it no really that was a traumatic point in my life had to have an operation on it and try and save it and they saved half of it so I've got halfa B I called him ARA obviously I'm not going to go deep on a first date they're for fun they're for fun and jokes this actually has been lovely that's been very nice yeah I've enjoyed it yeah me too back and forth do you think I can't tell with your being sincere no one can it's been a thrill to meet you you too there nothing in that now he goes deep deep Jesus Christ I am anck to be fair two bouns yeah do you want a piggy back yeah do you actually really are you sure you've got me oh my God I'm going to fash well I can't hold you but You' just got to go you've just got to move go quick please choke me as much as you can I really enjoyed my date with Chris it was really funny I think we have similar personalties so we could bounce off each other I just wish you'd let me know a little bit more about who he is and him near that please just latch round my throat if you can Daisy is a lot of fun and there was a spark but she is an entire decade younger than me that's a lot of years very nice to meet you lovely to meet youah are you taking water with you I'll take water with me are you actually yeah I one of my Mentos yeah we'll look after him see you later Mah bye see you later just when you thought we couldn't get any worse Chris's dat goes home with another man fair play water