Tom Cruise - Actor Jerry O’Connell parodies Tom Cruise’s ridiculously absurd Scientology Video.

it is an honor to be an actor it's a privilege to be an actor uh you can just uh know that someone else is an actor just by looking at he or she uh because uh actors usually are not working it is a privilege to be an actor because you know that you really are of no help to [Laughter] anyone I wish I could go on vacation I wish I could just go and ROM like everyone else but I can't right now because I am broke for me it's all about KFC it's just good chicken PYT Pretty Young Thing um w a y a t w why are you acting this way as an actor when you drive past an accident and you see it don't do anything cuz you don't want to be involved insurance and any sort of litigation the rabbit walks over to the tree and sees that there's all this food on it and it's going to go eat not the apples and then what happens is um the elephant comes over goes hey Mr rabbit don't eat those apples I have traveled all over Los Angeles uh from Santa Monica to Van eyes and C out the valley proper and you meet people in convenience stores the leaders of these convenience stores and you look at them and you ask is this a public or patrons allowed to use this restroom and they know they know and then he says the aristocrats now is the time to help the writer's Guild of America now is the time and if you don't know how to help them then learn how to help them they don't come up to me not up to my face but I'm back of me yeah a lot they make fun of me it behind my back cuz I can hear them or the internet chat rooms message boards they do a lot but uh never to my face