If My Pirate OC was Real… #pirates #cosplay #dungeonsanddragons #oc #skit

I've been led to understand that tricks are exclusively for children is that correct well I I mean they say uh tricks are for kids in the commercials uh-huh and is that enforced by law uh not to my knowledge no so if I purchase these tricks there'll be no trouble no no you you should be fine you do understand that I'm myself I'm not a child I I was able to sniff that out yeah okay I'm going to bring these back to my apartment uh yeah yeah you'll you'll be okay and uh I won't be followed uh no that's that's not in our budget here hey I won't forget what you've done for me here today I would prefer that you do