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I'm suspended. I'm technically not even a detective anymore. - They said I was consistently reckless... - Stop! [Yancy] ... inappropriate and glib. Why can't you just hide me in a desk in here or something? Wouldn't even be doing any real work. I'd just be checking the websites I like. [Ro] You want your job back. I've got something that the sheriff wants you to drive to Miami. [Yancy] The arm? That's all they found? No, man, the head's in the passenger seat. If you're too grouchy to answer the question, just say, "I'm too grouchy to answer." Don't have to hit me with the "head in the passenger seat." The widow, Eve Stripling, reported her husband missing. She needs the arm to bury it. [Yancy] When did you learn Nick was missing? I was in Paris. It was a birthday present from him. - So were these. - Fancy. [whispers] They were like ten grand. [whispers] Why are we whispering? [whispers] I don't know. [Yancy] What if this wasn't an accident? I'm telling you, she was trying very hard to cry. What are you doing? You're not a cop. Leave it alone. [Yancy] I can't get involved in this. You're the one that got me involved. You wanna stop being polite and start getting real? Is that the intro to The Real World? In my defense, I thought you were too young to know. Inspector Yancy. Have a few questions. - What time is it? - Just past, uh, bathrobe time, - so you're still good. - [O'Peele] Okay. I want a lot of immunity. How about just a normal amount of immunity? No, it's gotta be a lot, a lot. [Yancy] I have it on good authority that Eve is in the Bahamas to grieve. - [shrieks, laughs] - I really need to find her. Go talk to the Dragon Queen. [laughs] None of this is gonna go the way you want it to. [clicks tongue] All right, I don't love that. [Mel] So, who's this guy? He's a little older, talks way too much. This guy's as dirty as a sock on the highway. - That's not a real expression. - None of them are real expressions until someone says them, okay? So, I'm a groundbreaker. And his ex-girlfriend is a criminal. I like her for you. [Yancy] My gut is telling me that there's somebody who's keeping an eye on me because of what I know, but I really don't know what I know. - You have a concussion. - I'm fine. Please tell me you didn't drive here. I don't think I did. - I have a plan. - No, you don't. I'm gonna make a plan the second you leave. Your magic ain't working. All kinds of bad people getting in the water now. What did you do? I'm in a bit of a jam here. - Dude, you're a murder suspect. - Maybe it's even a pickle. On a scale from one to ten, how screwed am I? A million. You couldn't just say ten? You don't think I'd understand that ten is bad? Your place is a rat trap. Why don't you get a cat? - I have one right here. - [Yancy] Yeah, then buy a tiger. You can't get tigers in Florida, idiot. There was a documentary about it, dumbass.

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