Vinny Reads Unhinged Chat Messages #2

Vinny has a 'super power' there's a lot of slow bur in this demo so far so that is what's cool about it I think it's very similar to when I eat Taco Bell and I Turtle for a few hours that's good that's a good message Chat member mod mods Vinnie why do you always read the worst messages if he reads this then that means it's the worst message I I like I have a weird superpower which is actually not a superpower and my eyes seem to laser focus on the worst message but I like it I I you know sometimes I like it I don't like it that much you just ruined chat uh yeah no I'm I'm just not going to read any chat messages so unless the chat messages are good I'm not reading them I want good chat messages only read this one that wasn't a good chat message what the [Music] fuck do you eat your foot Nails I'm going to I'm going to thank you Johnny oh man Johnny just saved the chat Weird chat member names someone said um Vinnie what's your number one unpopular opinion now that is from a chat member named Daddy's jizzes my number one most unpopular opinion is that if you name yourself Daddy's jizzes in a twitch chat that you don't deserve the respect of the streamer or your fellow chat members in the same way someone else might for example um that's maybe my most unpopular opinion I know not not a lot of people would agree with that but Vin you named your yourself off a Mario Party game where you and your pals thought piranha plants looked like assholes says orifice Horus what a great name that is that's a good one you're right you are correct by the way orifice Horus um under the floorboards with Harrison Ford but I will say that uh Daddy's jizzes is a little bit more on the nose i w I just said that out loud too Vinnie I think you were right about saying that this would be some people's last time here that is right super fighting loli why the fuck am I reading the names of these people and each one is what is going on it's been random all three times and all three times their names have been fucking weird Vinnie you have selective reading my cock is humongous is the name of that chat member that just said that I guess I do Mike Hawk is humongous I guess I do you wouldn't even believe me if I told you I wasn't specifically reading that dude's chat name before I said anything don't act like it's a mistake says Cy chameleon all right I think chat now knows why I I call everyone chat member I think today was perfect proof so said I'm impressed at the IBS sound effects of course you would be I'm not going to read your name out loud cuz that's what you want you sick freak but you know I hear you another chat member called you know what I will read this chat member's name out because I just feel bad for them they just said IBS mentioned in all caps and their name is intestinal bleeding [Music] then he zoom in on ral's feet I swear to God chat member what the fuck is your name smata Why would you tell me that?! [Music] dentata brute tigri 21 I don't call out chat members by name and I'm not going to read your comment I'm not but what the fuck did you just tell me why would you tell me that I I don't need to know that information what did he say I don't know I don't know if I want to repeat it there's just something that his sister pulled out of a dog's ass pretty much so I there I repeated [Music] it boy Vinnie would sure love to know this I will be telling Vinnie tonight during the chat room Her most precious possession you you looked cool cooler than I thought you would anyway just a little well anyway you saved me so I guess I'll reward you what do you wish just tell me Well nothing really don't be shy I can tell what you're thinking my mother gave it to me and said I should give it to only the man who will be my husband you might call it the Zora engagement ring all right I'll give you my most precious possession Zora's Sapphire [Music] mono just ban them just just B just take mental notes take notes and then just ban one after another go on a fucking spree [Music] Weird new hair you think it's link is surprised by weird new hair being in God damn it I thought you talking about his haircut like oh link has a new weird haircut why is his hair styled like that who styled it God damn C A V I A R it the room was a square there was nothing Tri triangular about [Music] it link I would have expected no less from the man I chose to be my if I see the word caviar in chat one more time I swear on me Jacobs from the man I chose to be my husband Zora's domain and it's someone said we just left a temple of water and Chad is still [Applause] I wanna make a new flavor thirsty listen chat if any of you want to fuck the water bottle I'm going to stop the stream right now oh no no no uhoh mhm water's had a fruity fling new Rubicon spring an exciting spring water oh my God holy shit Chad that's exactly what you think it is that's exactly what do you think it is a fruit someone in chat just said I want to make a new flavor go to bed you're C * C K INJURED grounded Serena is so kind and gentle why can't my wife be more like her I'm helping to treat the wounded Sailors but something's rather strange uh they keep coming back to me with new injuries I've been asking them all their names by the way but I haven't come across a Kai yet I hope he isn't too badly hurt to come to see me or anything so nervous come on come on she's so pretty she's an angel Chad Chad someone just wrot in chat cock injured tell me travel have you seen my no good LOL husband he said he was going to get his head examined whatever that means I should get mine looked at for marrying such a dope oh what is wrong with me that wasn't even that funny it's just the way the chat member typed it in all caps I don't I don't know Vinnie who's the Who is the stinkiest character stinkiest character in game Cool fucking question I I mean Aya it would I hate to say it but Aya would have been my answer because cavewoman but they might bathe in the river but there's no soap so yeah probably Aya uh I would say frog probably smells a bit slimy why why are we doing this I should not have dignified your question with a [Music] response Vinnie are you going to help I will see many chat members in The Devil misled me Hell chat member named devil misled me listen it's a little on the nose chat member you might want to change your name it's okay it was an accident I forgive them Vinnie Forgive Me Maybe you could like pay me and I could forgive you does that sound fair what's your favorite thing about concrete on a hot day it will steam when it rains is the diaper Chief in this game yes someone said Vinnie what M mundane object in your life would save your progress duck button Tom Green is weirdly influential and people don't really kind of think about that because he was such a product of of the '90s he influenced me into joing a horse why did I read that out loud fun fact vasectomy is a lot like Vasectomy fun fact crimping wires except the wires are your sperm tubes holy oh man thank you chat member I didn't know that that's nice to know thank you so chat what was what about that desk who who is that guy who the guy that told me to check the desk let me see them Joe man 360 scratch 43 well okay never mind scratch 43 he had a question mark okay yeah there were a couple other people I just just wanted to make mental note of their names cool cool what was the nutritional source of First nutritional source the first organism that lived 3.9 billion years ago n nitrogen oxides from volcanoes like thermal vents or something that was the closest to that that I could see McDonald's chat said McDonald's did you see that McDonald's Granny Cream made granny cream real I did see there was some granny cream shit at McDonald's let me um it really does sound like my terrible mcdan bit here at MCD we've got granny [Music] creams look at the green Eminem with her Zoom in on Green hooker boots Vinnie zoom in on Green [Music] Wanting mouth someone just said I hate his wanting mouth yeah yeah well when you say it like that I kind of hate it too what season of Vine sace are we on oh the wanting season this is what a real pizza looks A REAL pizza like chat it was perfect someone said too oily you watch your whore mouth this is authentic oh Vinnie you seriously got that without corn I will stop this stream right now Vinnie it's possible to make poop Into a new adventure soup in this game apparently all right what's going on zot I join but I got to go see the butt doctor tomorrow thank you I needed to know that we all did Good Luck do someone in my chat said Jolly you like this they said you can't fuck Osmosis Jones he goes into your urethra and goes into a new [Laughter] adventure man I want the cock level foros Jones please so glad I read that out loud my Lord somebody make that mod immediately someone in chat said I'm Don't do anything weird showing my girlfriend your stream for the first time tonight don't do anything weird thank you for the drinks well you just missed me making Pokémon noises so it's very very late for that but it's going to happen there's going to be some cool stuff ahead you know what I it's not going to be weird just keep watching [Music] [Applause] why did my wave form look like a penis TR that was Grover getting topped what the fuck why did you have to say that like that [Music] oh God five out of five what is going on stop making the waveforms panicular I am not I am not planning on the waveforms being panicular chat [Music] member someone said can we get an update on that guy's girlfriend oh she's gone she's not only gone but she's already married to someone new by [Music] Webcam 'compliments' now Vinnie my friend says you look physically 24 and mentally eight tell your friend I don't need their compliments why does it look like Elmo is sucking off norts in the background you Elmo sucking off norts huh oh that's I like when Vin's on camera CU you can see the disdain in his eyes when he reads chat oh no I love chat messages ready go go yooo chat what is Chat japes Vinny with fake emote this new meme that you've invented I I groove what what the fuck oh I I haven't oh I don't have it because I have to refresh chatty if I'm going to see it and I I can't see it right now [Music] so why why is chat typing [Music] that please tell me that's not a real emote please fucking tell me that's not a real [Music] emote chat what is in your water supply tonight all right chat chat you were really really going out of your way to show that you have one brain cell tonight is the one the shared one brain cell experience here I am applying all of my SAY GEX brain cells to try to beat this level and I look in chat say G baby please [Music] every brain cell every neuron in my brain is firing right now and every moron in chat's brain is also firing Vinnie which Pikmin feels the Which Pikmin feels the best best up your urethra do not clip that do not clip Hammer it shut that hammer your cock shut so you don't have to pee anymore great great sentence chat member just just keep typing shit like that just just keep typing shit like that very good do the balls go in the condom Do the balls go in that's that's a normal thing to say in someone's chat room says weird thing fucking dies leaves and then never comes back streamer reads it out loud someone just said punching my cock Punching my c*ck to this tune to this tune but why did I read that out loud hey Vinnie Urethra chat member returns hey Vinnie I'm the urethra chat member from earlier I was wondering if you knew in the new Oppenheimer movie slopen Heimer says urethra when he makes the bomb yep that's what he that's what he says he said yep mhm mods B ban that chat How do I stop myself? member hey Vinnie how do I stop myself from saying something terrible in chat says a chat member well I'm glad you asked chat member mods ban that guy Vinnie I'm smoking Jenum tonight Smoking jenkem mods run a tank through that guy's living room this part is just you sucking not Dropkick into the next life the game chat member I will drop kick you out of this chat room into another life wasn't Gaddafi in the super Wasn't Gadaffi in the Super Show? show my chat member my chat member in Judas I don't believe Gaddafi was in was in the Mario Brothers Super Show chat what are you what are you talking about Gaddafi was in the Mario Brothers Super [Music] Entertaining kill Show there's a really hang on there's a really entertaining kill here says a chat member if you position 47 in a specific way between the shelf and the ice maker you can self so does anyone know where the poison is once Champions of Selfsucc again oh oh god look look at Link's feet this is actually a heck of an unreleased game from the makers of cristalis what champions of self suck God damn it I keep fucking falling for it because like if you read the sentence it sounds good it's like okay well yeah now that that sounds a about right maybe the developer of Christ Alis did make a game like this and this was repurposed but I didn't read the last line because it scrolled up too quickly it What does it say? says nyaa Saku what the chat member why am I reading this [Music] shit really like like why am why am I reading out loud some of these chat [Music] messages Vinnie I laughed so hard at that that I scared my cat please apologize to your cat for me fun fact the outer rim is named after The Outer Rim George Lucas's ass cheek fat God damn it why did I read that I really need to read these sentences like fully in my head before I read them out [Music] loud someone just said God I hate this Gormless face stupid gormless face are you talking about baby Kong it's gormless it's there's not a whole lot of gorm is there what does that say Mike Oxlong chat Mike oxlong [Music] Mud-wrestling fight oh let's do it do it Vinnie I want to see a mud wrestling fight between Sammy and Sonia okay I'm going to stop looking at the chat now thanks it's been good tonight chat but I'm I'm going to just focus on the game now no no specific reason other you know why I would do [Music] Max Paizuri that Max [Applause] Force Vinnie read what your fucking mod just said I you know what it's better I don't read it Vinnie did you know that there's a k Clussy Onahole classy on a hole now to cater to the clown Market Jackal what does that mean can you explain classy on aole what is that is that like a James Bond villain Jim M name is classy on a hole I think it even honks Vinnie oh why oh oh no oh well I've learned something new to tonight chat members I've learned a new thing Johnny that better not be a Cranking my hog clip doing the dishes is very important remember sorry Vin I'm cranking my hog why did you have to say it like that HEY POPS! cranking turn into a car I used to do a better V diesel turning into a car [Music] impression those days are long gone though Chad I think no you didn't it's not lost media I don't think shit it might be can't find it stop I chat you're linking me to my own video this one is well hey hey Pops does this thing work why' you why'd you link me to that that's just any I think you're talking about this one yes hey Pops why are you still linking me to this I'm not I'm not clicking any more links why am I still clicking this video why am I still clicking this video [Music] yeah chat I'm starting to recognize the [Music] link someone just said found the link I'm not looking for any specific things hey Pops is this I I'm not looking for anything why are you linking me stuff then I found it I it okay I can't even complain cuz someone like sent me the Lim biscuit thing sperm all right um we're done clicking we are done clicking this is the real one the real what I need more you can't just say this is the real one I'm not looking for anything Vinnie found a guide for you a guide to what chat member a guide to what [Music] for my family my father I was in it's funny because retro type the the shit poster of the chat ended up actually linking the Vin Diesel (M)oral Support video we're here to support booster so we can make progress on his maintenance booster will work faster [Music] do you think Snippets give booster oral support from time to time worst chat message of the day of the week of the month maybe to be fair the sniffers are uniquely equipped for such a job clown pubes wait is that a chat CLOWN PUBES member's name or did I just invent that please tell me someone's named clown pubes or said clown pubes oh there is a clown pubes okay I cuz I seriously sometimes I question my sanity check their history they only say clown pubes in chat [Music] okay well I respect the dedication to the bit the commitment that's all they're allowed to say [Music] Sincere message hi Vinnie are you enjoying the game I hope you have a great day man thank you chat member that's very kind of you I I I hate it no I really like it so far it's good give me one second [Music] here all right that chat member has been fucking banned man whenever I'm good at Just you wait a game someone just immediately finds a way to take the credit away from me and push it to everybody else as well just you wait for the god gamer compilation just you wait chat member just you wait you'll see you'll Ru the day the god gamer compilation will be a YouTube short oh very funny laugh it up chat member your YouTube short okay