I Won San Marino A World Cup!

San Marino the fifth smallest country in the world that has not won a game of football in over 20 years but today everything is about to change I am going to take the lowest ranked FIFA nation and win them a World Cup now how the hell are we going to do this to start off I have made myself the king of San Marino the GDP of San Marino is 1.5 billion I am taking all the nation's wealth and using it to rebuild our team the next step is I am going to bribe FIFA that shouldn't be too hard and what I'm going to do is get them to change their national team eligibility rules so as you can see here there are certain nationalities that allow you to play for different countries under certain criteria for example if you're British you can play for either England Northern Ireland Scotland Wales Etc I'm going to tell FIFA to make it that if you have Italian nationality you are also eligible to play for San Marino now this doesn't mean I can just go and get Sandro tanali now to play for San Marino because if a player has already got a cap for Italy they will not be able to play for San Marino but we can go however for all of Italy's uncapped players normally they would have needed to have been born in San Marino or had like their parent or grandparent born in San Marino however there is a clause in the eligibility rule that we are going to exploit the hell out of if a player has lived on the territory of the relevant Association for at least two years they can play for that country so with the 1 billion at my disposal I'm going to pay Italy's best uncap players to move to San Marino and here is that new look San Marino team have a look at that Squad and look at that rating we've jumped up now from the worst team in International Football to a fourstar International side and we got some bloody good players in this team now too like Andrea cpani is our highest rated player somehow has never gotten a game for Italy yet neither has Bal Dani neither has Nica rll unbelievably our left back paresi our captain luperto as well and our goalkeeper who actually is the highest rated player in the team D Gregorio you might notice a lot of other potentially pretty good players that will be solid in the future like Columbo the Striking here we've only gone and got Daniel Malini in as well even Esposito has yet to play and get a cap for Italy so we're going to snap him right up now if you take a look at the date you will notice that we are still halfway through 2023 which means this team in 2 years will be eligible according to FIFA's rules to play for San Marino and guess what they will all become eligible right as we start the qualifying for the 2026 World Cup but that's not all people we've got got a great squad for right now way better than what it was in the past but we still need to think of the future I'm going to be putting extensive resources into signing and developing youth players we're going to try to find the best young San marinian that we possibly can but I am also planning on poaching some of Italy's best young and upand cominging players as well we'll give their families a ton of cash to come and move to San Marino and get them to play for us as well so that is the plan people this is going to be a huge video so be be sure to like be sure to subscribe and let's Advance now 2 years into the future and begin World Cup qualifying for 2026 so here we are in 2025 and here we are at the European World Cup qualifiers we got Croatia CIA Finland Iceland and Poland in our European qualifying group if we finish top of this group we will go straight into the World Cup in 2026 with San Marino if we come second into playoff if we finish outside the top two we're not get into the World Cup this team is still in its infancy but this new look San Marino I think has the tools to at least qualify so why not play this first game against Finland with this new San Marino team let's see what it's made of let's do this then let's get ourselves to the United States and Canada and Mexico God the World Cup qualifiers are off and underway well D up the middle Fabian we play it off to the left kpan kpan hey San Marino have taken the lead in this European World Cup qualifier normally when this nation scores a goal it's deserving of a public holiday but we have high expectations we are trying to go all the way and Andrea colani will hopefully lead us to it Fabian paresi a one two surely would be through again I don't know about the shot I should have squared it no it's fine the left back paresi scores now to make it two we are getting this nation off to a very very good start early up oh go on what's going on here hello oh somehow we get a goal and it's a third on the day for San Marino this will be one of their first wins in a while gosh how about 20 years or so where was The Keeper going he misses the punch and we are going to get this win get in there what a magnificent start to the campaign to get to the World Cup we might do it we need a win in the group or come second and we've gotten off to a flyer San Marino football is on the up ladies and Gentlemen let's go get in there let's simulate the World Cup qualification do we get to 2026 are we going to the World Cup oh my God yes yes we finished top of the group and San Marino is going to the World Cup oh wow with Croatia in second they'll have to Duke it out maybe Poland find a way in there as well colani went toe to tow with leand doski for the top goal scorer of the group unreal man shout out to D Franchesco but KY tying with leowski for goals but unreal San Marino is off to the World Cup unbelievable let's Advance on for it again to the start of the competition and let's see what our group looks like and now here we are ladies and gentlemen at the FIFA World Cup this is our group we have been drawn against Denmark Scotland and Morocco can we find a way to get out of our group at the first time of asking with our first ever qualification this is what our team looks like in the year 2026 you'll see a fair few plays have gone up and overall some so much that the starting 11's a bit different we actually have some 80 plus rated players now both in Midfield in goal we've got col pany up to an 80 and we've got some new faces like Koso oh boy I hope I've said that right who's gone up to a 77 now he's our best option at left Wing but let's play this first game of the World Cup against Scotland can we get off to a good start it's the FIFA World Cup ladies and gentlemen in the United States and we are looking to Take On The World here at Lumen field to kick things off Scotland vers San Marino it's the FIFA World Cup we're off and underway can we get off to a real good start here with the ball up over the top no Hendry clears what is this woke nonsense I've got the bloody Mexican flag going on in the background man B danzi balls coming in here will he be able to get a shot off oh he bloody got blocked could that work out no still alive here back into the middle headed again still not clear headed away finally MC Bernie might have a shot that's way wide and that's the end of the first half we are burning quite a few of our chances unfortunately we are yet to get that opening goal oh bad challenge not a good challenge at all and we're down oh that's horrible basuro with a oh that's a Mis time challenge that's what way of putting it and we're going to have to try to find a way to survive the rest of this game and somehow find the way to score I'm bringing off Nia rll I mean he's on a yellow card I can't lose a second and now going the other way is Chay Adams I'm not going to get to that the ball's CAU what a save from D Gregorio we needed that ah and that ladies and gentlemen will be that it is only going to be a goalless draw we would down a man for the majority of that second half but we have held on for a point not quite the start to our campaign we would have wanted but it is what it is Bashir will miss the next game as well which of course is going to be against Morocco now we are all tied on a point right now but we sit in third let's simulate the rest of the group stage let's see where we finish the game against Morocco does not go well at all we lose 2-1 to the team that made it all the way to the semi-finals of the last World Cup D Francesco will become San Marino's first ever world World Cup goal scorer but in a losing effort and with us outside of the top two of the group we need to get a win against Denmark I don't know if it's possible and it's not possible we lose 31 to Denmark as well look at that man espito got sent off with two yellow cards back to freaking back you're kidding me co uh what Kio show or whatever scored another goal for us right at the start then they equalized and then we got a man sent off absolutely shocking we only come fourth in our first ever World Cup group Denmark and Morocco progress well look I I didn't think that we were going to win the World Cup in 2026 at the first time of asking but unfortunate not to even get out of the group we now need to focus on building a team for the 2030 World Cup some of these players are a bit older our Striker Andrea colpani will be 31 at the next World Cup our captain luperto will be 33 and this is where people my other part of the plan comes in by poaching some of Italy's best young upand cominging players I have assembled quite the little short list of young up incoming Italians that I'm going to try to poach for San Marino we are doing to Italy what basically England do to every other country in the UK we got a 16-year-old Striker 69 rated with super high potential Dominic Rizzo this man could be our Striker for the future we've even got a 14-year-old Center back by the name of Danielle Romano here we go 65 rated and with super high potential minimum 88 we've got Carboni here as well could he and Romano be a future San marinian Center back partnership for us we are going to poach these players and maybe a couple more as well and whichever players develop the best we're going to add into our world cup squad for the next World Cup so we'll poach those players see how they develop of course the argentinians won a second World Cup back back in 2026 beating England in the final this was our San Marino 2026 World Cup team let's have a look now and see what it looks like in the 2030 World Cup so here we are now people in the year 2030 We've Got a Brand New World Cup that we've qualified for and this group that we're in is a bit of a toughy we have got Croatia Norway and Morocco again in our group and and this is what our strongest San Marino starting 11 looks like in 2030 you will notice a lot of the players are actually still the same although maybe just a bit higher rated in overall still got the same Captain we got the same goalkeeper as well but I tell you what there is a bit of difference in the bench in the reserves as well we've got an 18-year-old 78 rated Cristiano goalkeeper as a backup he has high potential so to does this Palmer right back we've got a Lombardi Center back here who is pushing for their Center back partnership position luperto probably at his last World Cup he'll probably take it from him and in the reserves as well another young goalkeeper here we've got that Romano Center back who actually to be fair is higher rated than Lombardi so all right see you later he's going on the bench carbon I remember we poached obviously to come to San Marino and so to this Striker Dominico Rizzo he's 20 years of age only 75 rated not pushing for the starting 11 yet but we have quite a young San Marino team coming forward that hopefully will be very highly rated uh when we get to 2034 but what can we do in this world cup we're going to start off with a game against Norway remember we didn't win any games at the last World Cup in 2026 can we get San Marino's first ever World Cup win right here no we cannot it starts off with a draw against Norway with a brace from Tomaso baldanzi next game in the groups against Morocco can we get some Revenge there no we can't yet again we are going to draw this game 1-1 it looks like colan is our goal scorer and with a game to go outside of the top two we have to beat Norway most likely I imagine in fact yes we have to to get out of this group imagine San Marino beating Croatia is it possible it is oh my goodness it is possible and look at when the goal was scored 1- n win against Croatia in the 86th minute I think that means we booked our spot in The Knockouts niolo rll becomes a San marinian Legend and we're in The Knockout stage bloody hell though San Marino welcome to knockout stage World Cup football we have to beat Germany to progress further they look like this bloody 93 rated floran vers Edie 's up to an over oh my God they look stacked meanwhile we look like this I mean we look strong we're we're doing a hell of a lot better than we were 8 years ago but I would be stunned if we won this this would be a massive upset can we do it no we cannot oh my God and look at when H scored the oh the winning goal man in the 88th minute how cruel we took the lead through the captain luperto in his last World Cup as well oh man that is that's tough and so we are eliminated from another world cup but we got out of the group this time that was amazing couldn't get through past the round of 16 and with some of our higher rated players like d Gregorio being 32 right now he'll be 36 at the next World Cup our captain will be 37 surely he's not coming back hell even nicoo rll one of our equal highest rated players will be 32 at the next World Cup in 2034 we are going to need our younger players you know our regend all the new Lads that we've been able to poach from Italy to San Marino we need them to take over the team team I feel like in 2034 that the San Marino side is going to look very very different a lot of players will have retired or will not be high enough to get into this team anymore we've got a four and a half Star Team San Marino right now could we maybe if the youngsters develop well enough get to a five star overall let's take a look and see what the team looks like in 20130 so here we are now in the 2034 FIFA World Cup and again we have qualified and our group this time in group a is the Netherlands Ukraine and New Zealand that is a that's a very interesting World Cup group but a group that hopefully the team that we have now is capable of getting out of have a look now at this San Marino side and look at that star rating we for the first time have an all five star rated team we have a brand new captain in niolo rll as well with luperto retiring you will also see a lot of players of jumped up an overall again we've got Koso again with an 85 overall and Rizzo is up to an 85 Valente to an 82 this is a new man into the team Rella the new captain baldan still at Cam and we have a new addition in Midfield as well with pratti who we this guy's been in the squad for literally this whole time but now he is our next best option remember the 14-year-old Romano the center back the Italian that we poached like right at the end of the 2020 uh six World Cup well he's now 24 years old 84 rated and the best defender we have in the team and 85 rated now Cristiano is our number one goalkeeper D Gregorio is still good enough to be picked for San Marino but he's down to 79 and by the way this guy right here Fabian he is actually not an Italian that we have poached he is a fully-fledged San marinian 21 years of age he's the youngest player in the squad as well an 80 rated by far the best San marinan player you know real San marinian player ever he could be a future Captain for us honestly what a brilliant player to actually you know have legit homegrown everyone else in the team a mix of new younger players still on the up and some older players like it's crazy thing Esposito is 31 years old now he was like God it was a baby when we started this but a very nice team with very high overalls five star I'm telling you we surely should be getting out of this group and hopefully we can go further than the round of 16 I really think we've built something up quite special but starting things off in the group stage with a win against New Zealand but only just and only in the 83rd minute with a substitute Off the Bench liori liori I'm not quite sure how you pronounce it but he saves our skin the next team we face is Ukraine and honestly if we beat them I will 100% assume Netherlands are going to get at least a draw against the New Zealand will'll probably be through already oh my goodness we don't get that win we only get a draw to Ukraine that's going to complicate things and again this substitute off the bench has saved us again honestly just for that I need to learn how to pronounce his name now legari legari is saving us right now I'm not happy with you Mr Valente you're only like what 23 years of age but you're old enough to know better don't be getting sent off at a World Cup but regardless we're still in a great position sitting in second with three points on Ukraine we do face Netherlands to finish it off though and we do only get a draw against them but a draw will work for both teams they'll finish top we will come second although not my highest rated player Tomaso baldanzi getting injured and subbed off crap that is a disaster we're going to need to swap him out thank God it is only a 4day injury with a bruised elbow though but after finishing second in the group we will face in the round of 16 bloody Germany again oh as if we need to try to get past them at the second time of asking they've arguably gotten even better now because muala and Florian BS are up to a 93 so you could argue this is going to be an even bigger challenge but can you believe it we've won oh my God we've actually beaten Germany and it's Fabian who scores the winning goal 1 n we're through to the quarterfinals with San Marino but oh my God though are we doing this the hard way we have to play we have to play France after playing Germany man just coming second in that group is killer have a look what France looks like to be honest their defense is great soas 91 mbappe is on the decline so maybe not as big a threat but still 89 maybe maybe we have a chance if we were able to take down Germany with their two 93 rated Superstars and we have done it again we have got another injury but it is Rizzo as well the youngster that we were scouting that we took off of Italy he has come to San Marino and he has scored in the quarter finals to send us to the semis God this is historic right here we have got baldanzi back from injury although Kos show or whatever is going to be missing for the game another very important highly rated 85 rated player and the team we're going to face in the semifinals is going to be the Netherlands like literally is this not the hardest knockout stage draw Ever man Su the other semi-final as well Sweden versus Belgium how about Sweden getting this far could Belgium when everyone thought their what generational team uh didn't amount to anything that the Next Generation after that would get it done we've played this team already we settled for a 1-1 draw they are again pretty consistent everywhere I mean they've got good quality players in every position lowest rated being an 81 Eduardo are we actually about to do this are we about to beat the Netherlands and send the worst ranked FIFA Nation to the FIFA World Cup final we've done it we have done it San Marino beat the Netherlands in the semis and we're off to a World Cup final with San bloody Marino the goddamn St the guy I was talking [ __ ] about on the Netherlands side had wio scored their goal Rizo gave us the lead but up stepped the now 31-year-old something Esposito and he send us through to a World Cup final again but against who and also I'm missing something bloody the Netherlands got players sent off in the 40th minute man that e that that will definitely hurt you that is for sure work great for us though so who was it that we face in the World Cup final it is going to be Belgium who have taken down Sweden in their semifinal oh my God we have made it here can you believe it we bribed the hell out of FIFA we poured all of our resources into making this San Marino team a team to be feared and now we're just one win a one win away from a game like at this team this Belgian side literally does not scare me as much as some of the other teams we faced this is a final it looks like of The Underdogs who would have thought San Marino would be here 12 years ago and Buddy Belgium making it this far as well but there can only be one World Cup champion will we get the D in this the 2034 FIFA World Cup final San Marino versus Belgium to become champion of the world who's it going to be that takes home the covered Jules Rome trophy goodness gracious me we've come a long way the World Cup final it's underway oh they're getting away down the left hand side here that looked like an arm from Romano but we are going to get away with it unfortunately pratti is not going to get away with it he gets yellow in comes the ball from the corner it's not really well dealt with the clearance away is not great paresi why can't we just whack this ball away Romano we have to deal for another Corner nothing has gone our way the first 20 minutes charging forward Nica rll oh that is a oh God we're surrounded but Rizzo doeses really well Valente I don't know about a cross yet keep it on the deck maybe at the back stick now we've got Palmer that's a lovely ball in there's the header and there's the goal K oo with an opening goal completely against the Run of play we have taken the lead in this F World Cup final how about that for a header right in the top Corner magnificent San Marino a leading a World Cup final 1 n can you believe this and look at this too he had to suffer for that goal he just got smacked in the chest but it's all for the cause he's up he doesn't care he's running on adrenaline so to I imagine is the entire tiny nation of San Marino right now somehow it's still going here that is a terrible clearance away go on get rid yes all right we survived the first half and shockingly take the lead against Belgium right at the end holy crap people Karma let's just let's let's see this out please kosho maybe is about to become a San marinian Legend well that's really nicely won back actually the ball is in here the header or Rizzo control control Rizzo and it's two oh the clearance away it didn't quite work out for to bust not very good at all and it sits for Rizzo who hammers it in with his left foot it's 2 N Domino Rizzo has given us breathing space I'm making subs I'm making changes I'm getting the actual San marinian on the yellow cards are flying I'm trying to keep my full 11 on the field 15 minutes of so left to go their goalkeeper is up by the way their keeper is up can we clear it away and get a goal just to finish this off grab it oh tipped away again but this thing is over people we have taken the worst Nation the worst ranked nation in FIFA's rankings and won them a FIFA World Cup and all in just 12 years as well San Marino are the champions of the world all it took was to take every single penny from their GDP bribe the hell out of FIFA and look at that did you ever think you would ever see scenes like this San Marino hoisting up a World Cup trophy Captain nicoo rll will go down in history so too will Koo show and so too will Dominico Rizzo I hope you've enjoyed ladies and gentlemen if you have be sure to give it a like especially since I think might have a cheeky part two to this video possibly for you as well but there you have it San Marino World Cup champions thank you all for watching the link to all my other socials is in the description down below and if you have enjoyed watching this video then maybe try checking out this video as well