Stephen Colbert Mocks Presidential Debate in Thursday Night Monologue...

Published: Sep 12, 2024 Duration: 00:02:10 Category: Howto & Style

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a special thank you to each of our subscribers who make this channel possible here's today's story Steven colar had fun in his Thursday night monologue talking once again about the presidential debate this week between kamla Harris and Donald Trump and after noting kamla Harris shook Donald Trump's hand then handed him his ass and that it was fun to watch it was fun to watch he mentioned the event's huge ratings a very public curb stomping and offered an amusing theory for why that was Tuesday's debate was watch by 67.1 million people making it the most watched TV show in the United States since the Super Bowl that makes sense because the winner of the Super Bowl and the debate were both endorsed by Taylor Swift he joked colar then noted how jdance Trump's running mate insisted somewhat unconvincingly on Fox News the morning after Swift endorsed Harris that I don't think most Americans are going to be influenced by a billionaire celebrity who I think is fundamentally disconnected from the interests and the problems of most Americans colar immediately launched into a bit prefac on the fact of who Vance's running mate is God knows the last thing Americans need is a billionaire celebrity fundamentally disconnected from the interests and problems of most Americans he said Vance isn't alone here both Trump and Van say they don't care about Taylor Swift's Harris endorsement and the shest way to know someone doesn't care is when they keep telling you how much they don't care colar continued I don't care I don't care that I don't care that Julie married a dentist named Chad Marian who lives at 272 Willis Avenue he's into scuba diving and has a labber dooodle named nugget here he comes you oh Fu nugget and just a reminder in a CNN poll taken immediately after the debate 63% said Harris won and 37% said Trump won which of course means that 37% of Americans don't own TVs colar said also you can watch the whole mon below that's all for this story We upload videos every day covering many different subjects so hit that subscribe button to stay informed thanks for watching

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