WWF RAW Kane demolished Jeffrey Hyatt despite Jeff's stench

good good and welcome back everybody I am Dean as always with me is king of all buttocks and we are at a packed crowd of WrestleMania in Philly yep we're having a we're having a big big uh send up for Jeff today everyone's surprised at the performance of Jeff in his past three matches he is something else to look at and look at him full of confidence and know knowhow of what comes after 50 oh my gosh none at all and uh we've got some also some some news about Jeff that wasn't shown in the last he is going to be getting AIDS after this he's to be getting AIDS we're not sure how but he goes it might be injected I'm getting AE my guy because AIDS get um a special sort of uh uh treatment from the government so that's what he's saying you don't know what do you think Jeff will pull out the dreaded dildo from what I understand this dildo is only evident when he does a sachet and he's not doing much saase here today so I think the D's out of play today okay well Jeff might have hit it under the ring we never know what Jeff but he has to face the Big Red Machine cane oh my gosh he's been um on a roll lately he's been beating everybody uh uh that's been put up against on every card but he's never met anyone anyone like Jeff uh never never whatsoever Kane Jeff in his fart pose and it looks like he's farting on the crowd but who knows he could be giving room for that dildo to come in there he might be backing up the dunk truck he might be hiding he might be doing that backup move he did on Cass folks yes I expect feces in the ring today oh Lord I hope not the ring crew does not need to clean up more feces absolutely not the stench Al the stench alone the stench alone Kan a very intimidating figure look at this oh my gosh the fire from hell has came up Kane is ready Kane is one of the all-time tallest wrestlers ever well he ain't that tall he's pretty tall it's about 611 610 I want to say 610 yeah and here we are it's Kane versus Jeff Jeff with a kick to the stomach and a drop kick Jeff getting it all out oh and a super kick Jeff not not holding back at all what is he doing right here here what do you call this move King I call this the Jeff bow movement Buster the Je he was all over Kane with the bve movement Buster oh no Jeff throws King to the ropes oh what a big back elbow oh and Jeff commanding attention from the crowd as he always does stealing game trailers stealing Tik toks stealing just about everything everything and except one thing our hearts we will he will never steal our hearts he will never no no no he's D saying that this match has eight people watching two more than um uh the any e a aew event that's not a nice thing to say well he is correct and Jeff just broke a kindo stick over Kane this is very unprecedented for Jeffrey Hyatt is Jeff looking to to set Kane up for a smell bow or a bow movement Buster again let's see what happens we can only win and see of Kane out of the ring Kane needs to get some offense in Kane is hurting right now and I've never seen Kane hurt before like this in my life this guy has taken the wrestling World by storm folks Jeff is on the top rope what could he do here the smell bow from the top rope that's it knew it's over over if he doesn't get up got to get some offense in there it doesn't look likely because Jeff is Relentless with his attacks and his stench Jeff came in here with a plan and he came in here with a chair oh my gosh Kane do something oh he aved the chair but Jeff just give the Dropkick and not just that but the fans are all holding their noses every time Jeff walks by you notice Jeff does not need to be anywhere near could it be a Hyatt Destroyer Hyatt Destroyer on the floor oh my gosh Kane never Kane dominated like this before folks oh wait Kane is coming back maybe that was the Wake Up Call no Hyatt pushes him off again Hyatt is just completely shocking the entire world folks getting looking for another chair nope he's got a kindo stick he's got another kindo stick and he broke it again that is the second one he has broken tonight folks that shows the strength of Jeff he has amazing power and also amazing stench people right there covering their noses as they cheer wow Kane cannot get any offense whatsoever no traction whatsoever Kane sucks folks oh Jeff he fell down because he can't run oh my gosh oh my gosh finally Kane getting some offense in this is where Jeff's fatness comes into play against him yes thank you Kane not even Jeff's Pink Shoes can save him now folks no not at all those pink shoes that he bought from the thrift store for $6.99 well let's just hope he doesn't take them off folks for all our sakes oh there's all kinds of bacteria and Tow Jam underneath those shoes and Kane answers back with a broken kindo stick of his own one my gosh Kane just taunting Jeff right now doing the Colombian neck tie this could be all it's over for Jeff if he doesn't get back into the Rhythm he's trying his best oh and it's over over over hold on Jeff has the steps those still steps oh and he just hit him hit came with them my gosh Jeff's Jeff's homosexuality is shining through F hold on Jeff is clearing off the table the Spanish announce table he doesn't like anyone Spanish he likes Americans and Americans alone Kane not having it but Jeff says the hell with Kane we've got some uh fans in the crowd one of them is Robert F Kennedy Jr he's cheering on his buddy Jeff he's got a sign that says Jeff is God amazing amazing yes but I see this beside Robert F Kennedy um some guy name I think that is albo m not too sure who that could be but he is saying Jeff didd Nick yes yes Jeff did ni Nick indeed well there another another uh another sign coming out saying what comes after 59 Jeff we have a cover one two Kane kicks out Jeff is puzzled these candle sticks have been coming in handy for both sides a Cod breaker oh my gosh is Kane down for good I am not too sure Hyatt going to the top rope he just leaps up there with ease incredible power of Jeff is showing we we've got some uh reports coming in that his farts are starting to cover the stadium oh my gosh did you see did you feel that when Kane slimmed High to the canvas oh my gosh I sure did that was a nine on the RoR scale oh my gosh people are leaving this Stadium because of Jeff's farts it's heard people are saying that his farts are really really coming off I believe it DDT to the floor oh my gosh Chef in trouble folks Kane is finally starting to realize what he has to do is he going to do it oh kick to the Jimmy from Kane people are cheering and really really really happy about the turn of events did you see that Kane just picked up Jeffrey Hyatt wow incredible incredible strength by Kane Kane is pretty strong he's got about five or six inches on Jeff that's true uh D says every time H FS his D comes hold on look at that look at that haatt just called for a timeout and Kane was like Kane why did you do that that this is unheard of folks this is unheard of Kane got fooled this is unheard of how Kane fell for that is beyond me Kane one of the great tricksters in wrestling fell for this and a chair shot to Kane from Jeff gosh I think Jeff's Pink Shoes to Kane's face was what a hilar it SS High it down K go for a cover one two and that's all that's all that's all Kane has done it with a monstrous Lariat Chef is going to hell courtesy of Kane the entire crowd is is on their feet cheering this