Donald Trump Trading Cards Go Hard

there are certain things in the world that you just shouldn't mix such as a YouTube classic banana and Sprite that's one that definitely doesn't go well together uh chocolate and mint I think it's absolutely horrible you're practically just eating toothpaste but some people like it but I don't think you should be mixing them just my opinion and there's a lot of other things that you shouldn't mix but two things that probably shouldn't mix or we didn't think would mix actually make a great pairing and that's Donald Trump and trading card games now I've actually only been made aware of this today but this has been a thing that's been going on since I think December of 2022 and it's something that I'm personally offended I've missed because this is the greatest thing I've seen in a while before I show you one of my favorite ones I've seen they are nfts they're not physical cards but I will actually get to a physical Donald Trump trading card in a second so let me show you some of my favorite Donald Trump cards that I found on the internet so the first one is him the fullon Donald Trump suit but he's almost like in Disguise so he's wearing like the number one sign with with Trump in the middle whilst also for some reason wearing a hard hat like he's he's undercover as like a construction worker but he's also at a rally going yeah Donald Trump yeah look at me I'm a construction worker but I'm voting for Donald Trump last also still wearing his suit so he like the worst disguise of all time then you're going to see a common theme so here's another one of him again wearing the hard hat but the one before you could kind of you could kind of construe it as like oh maybe I'm at a rally I'm a construction worker and I'm I'm a worker and I'm here to vote for Trump because he's going to change the whole of the United States but this one wearing a hard hat in space like some extraterrestrial construction workers going to vote for Trump he's like yes this is the man I want to lead my Intergalactic civilization then we got this one which I think is actually very Donald Trump just holding like the the [ __ ] boxing gloves like he's ready to go on a fight whilst also simultaneously having the world's most aggressive Rave behind him in the white house it's oh this one is just pure silly then we have one of him looking extremely Dapper looking like Neo from The Matrix again in a extremely weird background why the hell Neo from The Matrix ex Donald Trump is in the middle of nowhere I have no idea maybe he's meeting Walter White maybe he's about to cook up some meth I I have no idea and this is probably my favorite one cuz he's put on the [ __ ] hard hat again for whatever reason but he's also mixed in the boxing gloves with it and he refuses to take the [ __ ] suit off the worst undercover work I've ever seen are you a boxer a construction worker the president of the United States of America I'm so that is so stupid so there were actually other silly ones that I wanted to put in but I didn't want to go too into them but if you actually look at them it's really weird cuz people are paying a lot for these nfts but if you actually scroll through the site I found where it shows all of his nfts they're all pretty much just pictures of his face they're like three or four different angles of his face with different bodies and then different backgrounds but they're all pretty much just copy and paste of each other there's like 7 thousand of like extremely similar nfts and who knows maybe I'm just a massive troggy when it comes to online nfts but why anyone would pay for this I have no idea I would pay for the hard hat ones I absolutely love the hard hat ones but for the rest of these like I have no [ __ ] why would you want this to post this on your [ __ ] on on your wall I don't know they're all just the same nfts but the reason I actually found this today I found this gold gem of a thing today is because he actually released some new ones he released some new fresh cards off the press for us to all enjoy and for us all to buy into so I'm going to show you a video of him launching these new cards and uh I think it's one of my favorite videos I've seen in a while by popular demand I'm doing a new series of trump digital trading cars you all know what they are we've had a lot of fun with them it's called the America First collection how do you have fun with nfps I have no idea I'm pretty sure all all they are is a thing online that you keep for a certain number of time time until you want to sell it right someone told me I'm wrong is that what nfts are I really wish you released these as like physical copies and it was like maybe even a tiny little game or at the very least a collector's thing to do because I would fully 100% back a Donald Trump pack opening on this channel I think it would be one of the greatest things I've ever done cuz some of the cards unintentionally go really hard these cards show me dancing and even beh holding some Bitcoins if you thought he couldn't get any wackier he made an nft of him as like Bitcoin Captain America and again it actually goes pretty hard and I would I I would love to have this card in my collection purchase 15 or more of my trump digital trading cards and we'll mail you a beautiful physical trading card it's really I think quite something each physical trading card has an authentic piece of my suit that I wore for the presidential debate and people are calling it The Knockout suit I don't know about that but that's what they're calling it yep that's right by 15 of his NTS and you could get physical card of him and a piece of his suit off his knockoff or knockout debate which I think is in Omar to his last debate from Biden before he gave up I'm not too 100% into politics I don't know what he's on about about The Knockout thing but that's what I assume it is so if you want the physical card with a piece of a suit you have to buy 15 of those nfts so how much will that set you back well that actually set you back a cool 1,400 something odd dollars I can't remember the exact amount yeah for a physical card and I'm not going to lie to you I'm kind of tempted I'm really tempted because I think having a Donald Trump Trading Card a physical one unironically would go really hard purchase 75 of my trump digital trading cards and you will also be invited to join me for a Gala dinner at my beautiful country club in Jupiter Florida we really have tremendous dinners with my collectors have a lot of fun together we're going to have a good time now this one's a bit of a weird one so you have to buy 75 or up to 150 or something of his nfts to be invited to a dinner there and to be honest with you the way he's worded it at the very least sounds like the most miserable experience ever so not only are you going to his country club thing but he's not said anything about you having to travel there he's not said anything about the food being free or the activities or the drinks so not only have you spend I'll probably put the price up here for whatever 75 of those ns are but you're having to pay that price which I assume is going to be an extremely exorbitant price while it's also going to his extremely rich country club which you probably won't be able to afford anything of and the whole stick about this is to be like hey you could have dinner with me but I can imagine there's going to be hundreds if not thousands of people buying it so they can see the Donald Trump their president of the United States of America so I can imagine you're buying those tickets to spend two seconds with him maybe get a picture before he's [ __ ] off to another group it it sounds like the worst money you can invest if you want to actually speak to Donald Trump you know they call me the crypto president I don't know if that's true or not but a lot of people are saying that so don't miss out why does he keep saying well why are people calling me this I have no idea why people call me Jamie Jamie is it you that keeps calling me this you do you keep saying it's a knockout debate do you keep saying that that I'm the crypto president stop it stop it right now this whole thing is so goofy and I I love it because this is the type of thing that I feel like The Internet's been missing for a little while it feels like The Internet's been very serious and very like there's not been a lot of wacky stuff going on this this is the injection I needed just absolute buffoonery oh it's so good anyway if this video gets 50,000 likes yeah if this video gets 50 ,000 likes I will buy the 75 nfts and I will go over to Trump and I'll collect the card and everything I'll get the whole [ __ ] banged because I would actually love it but sadly I do not have the money to afford it so I can't anyway I hope you guys enjoyed this this was so stupid but I had to make a video on it because this is the type of [ __ ] I love anyway uh I'll see you guys for the next video 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