Why does Corn make it more humid in the Midwest? 🥵🌽

why is it more human than a camel's armpit in July out here in the Midwest would you believe me if I told you it was because of all this corn in order for a corn plant to not burn itself up in the summer heat it releases water around itself to stay cool we're talking about a lot of water a single stock can release up to four cups of water into the atmosphere every day that means just one acre of corn is releasing over 4,000 gallons of water per day there's over 91 million acres of corn planted here in the US now was homeschooled so you want to check my math on this but that's over 364 billion gallons of water a day it's no wonder I feel like a sumo wrestler in a wet suit every time I step outside plus it's kind of gross that my sweat is just recycled corn sweat what's even crazier is that all this corn sweat in the air affects your cell service too all the water droplets in the air and the corn itself impede the signal to your phone and that's why this time of year is so dang hard to call your friends and complain about how fling and flang and humid it is