a week or so has gone by since the premier league has started and I have still yet to give you my over-the-top reviews when it comes to football shirts so let's do that shall we now in the last kit review video I was wearing something that not a lot of you really rated um ill cultured swine I call you all but you know what maybe you were right this time maybe you were wrong you were definitely wrong but either way I will show you an even better shirt they have [ __ ] fighting on this website by the way so we'll start with Arsenal's home shirt and um this is the worst one Adidas has produced it's just the Adidas template I like the touch of blue I feel like that would have done better on I don't know another design as opposed to this I know some people are going to say oh well Maxwell you're just looking at a render of this shirt oh Maxwell you're just looking at I don't know a model wearing this shirt I have seen their shirt in person I don't like it Arsenal's way shirt however completely different story mainly because there's actually inspiration for this one as you can see kind of unconventional colors for an Arsenal shirt even if it is a way but the shirt though pays homage to African Heritage and the African players who have dawned the crest over the years you can see that in the red and green which is very much common in Pana African arts and while I don't really know the meaning behind the white and black stripes on the sides there with the zigzag pattern it is very striking pops out as a contrast with the whole entire shirt here and also we're going to be trying to look at these shirts on on the pitch or you know at least in these kind of promotional videos so we can get a better look at them as opposed to just a render and this one recently debuted on the pitch just last week and I got to say it looks even better so the third shirt I'm still pretty conflicted about this if I'm going to be honest I think I saw something about how this is inspired by the Northern Lights I I think that's pretty much just footy headlines trying to [ __ ] something there though I mean it's not a bad shirt I feel like I'd need to see it more in person I feel like it look really good in like a night game or something something but I don't know man Aston Villa's home shirt next they make their debut with Adidas after um Castor gave them shirts that would just basically soak up all the sweat and just add about 50 lb so at least now they're wearing legitimate shirts that aren't made from uh probably this company somehow but that said it's very much just your standard clared and blue shirt you know there's not much you can do with these shirts besides make it more classy and adding a collar or something like that because when you try and go a little more just doesn't really work but you also can fall into that trap of it just being too simple in this case it's just too simple next up we have Villa a way shirt and I mean you know how it is and I'm just saying that sponsor on the sleeve definitely doesn't help this shirt to give it one compliment I do like that the collar the kind of striped clared and blue collar at least stands out here I would have loved to see that though on the Cuffs it's not there obviously so that's unfortunate also I got to say one thing about this sponsor a Betting Company B it it's kind of big don't you think next we got bourn's home shirts and I mean I usually Lov the Bournemouth color scheme and they added some gold in this design looks fantastic honestly apparently it's inspired by the 20145 shirt which was when they promoted from the championship to the Premier League for the first time ever but yeah you know with stripes you're kind of limited but Bournemouth have really made a classy looking shirt the gold outlines on the two red stripes is just Magnificent the one thing that I'm not a big fan of at least it's the same color but again it's the sponsor also the sponsor literally says BJ 88 like come on could you just not pick like another Bing company from [ __ ] Cypress or something yeah so we go from very classy to if a corporation recreated the Vaper wave aesthetic okay but maybe there's inspiration oh it's it's inspired by the 9s I wasn't too far off there I am kind of hating too much though cuz looking at this more especially the players wearing it I kind of dig it the one thing that annoys the hell out of me though is the golden BJ 88 sponsor listen I'm only going to be doing my [ __ ] fighting on um www.bk.com play wins um trusted bourn's third shirts not bad honestly I do really like the design here apparently it's inspired by the natural textures and elements that can be discovered by exploring Bournemouth and its iconic Coastline thank you so much for that footy headlines I really like that aquatic blue being used here The Motif on the base lovely Bradford's home they basically just recycling from last year it's not a bad shirt or anything I think I just prefer other brenford shirts over this one at least with brenford away it's completely different it's pink now if we were grading the whole kit itself from the sherp and the shorts to be honest I'd give this a pretty good grade cuz I think the purple shorts really help that pink shirt stand out but we're only talking about the shirt here and I still quite like it you know it's very vibrant pink I really like the touches of the stripes on the Cuffs there maybe there could have been something done on the top with the shoulders but you know what it's not bad Redford's thirdd shirt at least this time it's not a zoomed in image of a bee's wings and according to Footy headlines that pattern on the sleeves is basically inspired by the architecture of brenford stadium for me I dig the color scheme not really entirely sure about the pattern on the sleeves but you know it's not terrible Brian's home shirt seems to be going for the more classic stripe design here I do like what they did within the stripes themselves as you can see there's kind of that fading line in the middle of each stripe that's a pretty cool touch as I've said this is kind of like a very classy look and I think brighten have nailed that pretty well here Brian no way shirt on the other hand I don't know about this one I remember seeing this on opening day and thinking that actually Everton were dying their shirts okay the Chelsea home shirt the design here basically is a blue flame which if you didn't know is like the hottest type of flame I'm pretty sure and the flame according to the club represents the burning passion to unite the entire Club behind a shared ambition to succeed on and off the pitch which I can't lie with about 99 different players that's going to be very difficult for them this season I will say that metallic effect on the Nike logo and the Chelsea badge actually works this time last time around it just kind of felt really unnecessary and this time it actually feels like it comes together with this very interesting modern flame design that you have on the base of the shirt that said though the designs on the promotional images that you've seen of the Chelsea badge do this club so much PR because when you see this sh on the pitch I'm sorry it does not look good Chelsea's a away shirt I had to go more in depth with this one not just looking at the render not just looking at the promotional stuff I needed to see this on the pitch and once again it's a bit of a let down I feel like there's potential with this one they call this like orange a guava and if we saw more of that guava color I feel like i' give it a better grade Chelsea's thirdd shirt however while we don't get to see it on the pitch I can kind of just assume that it'll look pretty good is inspired by basically the punk rock scene in London back in the day I mean for me I feel like a lot of people love that black base and like a neon color that really stands out the designs on the bass as well look really solid gives you that you know Punk feel the one thing that kind of pisses me off though why does the Nike logo look like that Crystal palace's home shirt the only thing that can really sum this shirt up for me is uh this clip very very nice I think it's kind of hideous is it velvet too jazzy yeah yeah too jazzy oh and also there's net 88 on the shirts my favorite Vietnamese Betting Company there's some things that I've heard about this company which I can't say otherwise they'll probably knock down my door and kill me in the middle of the night oh no oh oh Jesus Christ what is that what is this I'm not even going to bother looking at this on the pitch this is God awful you know I too remember the days when I was a mockup shirt artist when I was like 14 years old and all I would do is just enlarge it in some part of the badge and turned the transparency to 40% okay what about the third shirt maybe the third shirt looks good [Music] o no Everton Everton Everton Everton Everton I don't know sometimes Everton hits sometimes they miss a lot of their misses I really don't like again this is one of them yeah so if you remember the design from the the Arsenal 2022 23 away shirt this might you know remind you of that I am hating a little too much here though it's decent fulham's home shirt next and this might be the first time in a bit that I don't hate on the Adidas template you know me I love a good colar Fulham has just that for their home shirt and also I actually quite like the red stripe coming up from the shirt I've been trying to prevent myself from saying this word but now that the floodgates have opened uh we're all doomed this is a really clean shirt full away away okay interesting I kind of forgot they had this as their away shirt so if I had to make a guess this shirt seems to be inspired by older designs from the '90s of when Fulham used both black and red in their Away shirts and to be honest I think it's just a good modern take on a retro design oh God what is this oh no this looks like it's just basically a template actually yes it is cuz olympiakos have used the same exact design from last year yeah recycled kit you know how the deal is throw the letter up next we have IP switch town and this shirt kind of looks like it belongs in the championship still either way though I still think it's a relatively clean shirt I do like the dark blue trim kind of complimenting that lighter blue base and you can't really go wrong with pin stripes on a shirt like this at least it just adds a little more texture oh and also fun fact this shirt is sponsored by Ed Sheeran every retail worker's favorite singer the O shirt though I like a whole lot more still keeping this dark blue trim but now you have this really elegant maroon base and just to give it a little more of that Elegance you have this gold lettering with the sponsor the badge and also the manufacturer I also really like the design on the base of the shirt and the way they approach the inspiration it's basically depicting fans at the stadium and you can kind of see that in the way that there's all these different types of what I would assume or like supporters Flags me personally I think that's a really interesting way of doing that kind of concept because we've SE in the past kits will do this thing where they'll have like just the stadium filled with fans or something along the lines of that but this kind of just gives it more of an abstract look and I think they've really nailed that oh God okay it's basically inspired by the numerous cges where the club plays that are just this kind of particular shade of pink but yeah inspiration aside this looks like complete ass I forgot to look at Lester's shirts but I'll be honest we're not missing out on much you got the home shirt it's plain blue the sponsor looks terrible there's the away complete trash I'm not really sure what the hell they were thinking for the third shirt it looks like someone put a shirt into the washing machine accidentally added bleach to the mix and that's the final result or it also looks like the very beginning of those like weird ass transitions you see like AI video essay artists do anyways it's all so trash Liverpool Liverpool Liverpool home shirt for Liverpool inspired by the 1982 1985 home shirt and that was also during a period where I believe they won a Champions League I like the way they approached This Modern take it's got the Pinstripes from that Old shirt and it's been rearranged to apparently form the initials You'll Never Walk Alone now I don't know if they're just bullshitting or I'm just blind but I don't know if I can really see the You'll Never Walk Alone in this I know some people don't really like the collar it looks a little awkward I kind of agree but I still think it works and it's mainly just because of the color they used I love when Liverpool shirts present a yellow as like that third color in their home shirts and this one is done really well so Liverpool's OA shirt a bit of a downgrade actually quite the downgrade it looks like just I don't know a very generic OA shirt Liverpool just released their third shirt today thank you so much Liverpool for a white shirt man City's home shirt reminds me of a worse version of the 20145 shirt where it was just like the thick dark blue sleeves and collar I do like the telephone code being added to the cuffs and the collar but this is still pretty disappointing I have already seen the shirt many times and I'm telling you this is probably one of my favorite shirts in the Premier League this season it is the Manchester City away shirt of 2425 it is magnificent so because no one actually acknowledges the history of this club whatsoever past like 2012 this actually pays homage to a retro design back in 1999 and I also am a really big fan of that shirt now I thought it was you know Common opinion to think that this shirt was actually like good I didn't think it was anything special until I posted a tweet and um everyone disagreed with me but listen we've been over this before you are all ill cultured swine I am the only one that knows football shirt I'm the only one that knows cloth okay this this is an A+ mat City's third shirt basically like the home shirt kind of disappointing honestly I feel like there was quite a bit of potential with this shirt this is basically throwing it back to a very recent design I think like 2013 or something when they wore maroon and I don't know I feel like they could have done way more with this Manchester United's home shirt okay before I make any opinion whatsoever let me look at this closely on the pitch no I still don't like it I have heard from a certain acquaintance that the away shirt is actually quite nice or maybe it's the third shirt I think it's the third shirt we'll get to that in a second I do have a story about the away away shirt though when I was watching The Opening match between Fulham and Manchester United at a bar I was talking to this one guy who had a problem with the blue Manchester United away shirt and this kind of just brought up like a bit of an annoyance for me cuz I remember when Bayern Munich released these absolute Beauties and they've had shirts like that in the past and then all of a sudden oh wait no guys we can't have blue on our shirts we must protest this even though it is a completely different shade of blue going back to the Manchester United away shirt someone was talking about how oh we shouldn't be wearing blue motherucker it's a different shade of blue I could understand if it's Manchester City Blue then I I get it but it is a completely different fing blue back to the shirt at hand I quite like this a lot and the pattern on the shirt itself is pretty damn clever cuz I didn't even see this it looks like a bunch of stars but if you look a little closely it's actually a bunch of M's that are forming these Stars I also like the whole Indigo silver color scheme we have here that's pretty sick you can also see on the collars that there's a bit of like a river design which I believe represents the river where Old Trafford is like byy for me yeah this is a banger all right now to the actual shirt that I was talking about that a certain acquaintance told me is actually really cool is the Manchester United third shirt y'all are going to hate me for this one but I also don't really rate this either perhaps I'm a contrarian I don't know but I just don't really see the hype in this Newcastle have joined Adidas for the first time and this is very much your standard Adidas striped shirt there's really not much else I can say here it's nice it's clean there's nothing really wrong with it but there's nothing I would say that really like pops out in Me newcastle's O Shir is is inspired by a design from 19995 96 I have pretty much the same opinion about this one as the home shirt it's fine now newcastle's thirdd shirt this is a banger I love that they've brought back that green from the '90s you also have an old Newcastle badge that's actually so sick and together I feel like it's formed a really interesting Fusion of both new and old with this new Castle Jersey I love it I think this is where it goes downhill because now we have nding and Forest Jesus H Christ maybe the way shirt looks better perhaps yeah maybe the third shirt is better though if they have a third shirt but I do remember the last time I saw a third shirt from them and it was God awful Jesus okay all right this is a Premier League club by the way that's crazy that's that's just crazy to me Southampton and dear Lord to get that sponsor off the shirt now please wow that looks hideous to be honest they look more like Sunderland than they do Southampton on the pitch hi you know I take good football shirts for granted sometimes Hubba Bubba what the [ __ ] is this Tottenham next and you know while they did basically do the different colored sleeves thing that we usually do it it looks kind of good I'll be honest the one thing that I wish just wasn't the case was the giant red AIA because if that was like a dark blue or something I mean yeah this shirt would be great it would be up there either way it's still a really solid shirt I feel like Tottenham is actually learning how to make home shirts again what is tottenham's away shirt I don't think I've ever seen their Away shirts oh my Lord what is this okay you know what actually the renders were doing this absolutely no justice whatsoever because these pictures of models and players in the actual shirt it actually looks all right tottenham's thirdd shirt I've seen this before um I like to call it the covid-19 shirt this shirt is just kind of all over the place I don't really know what to say about this one so the green is supposed to honor the Seven Sisters trees that stand in the southern part of tottenham's District I do also like the shield that they added on the shirts West Ham bringing back a throwback shirt design as well this one is all the way back from the 1960s when they won the Cup winners cup at least this time their home shirt doesn't have a bunch of TAC bubbles also whenever West Ham go for that retro approach it never fails next we have West Ham's a away shirt once again just like how they go with the Retro approach on their home shirts they've been frequently going for a blackout approach for their way shirts this particular blackout shirt though features a subtle print of the St Mary laau Church which is basically a nod to the cultural heritage of that side of East London it's another solid blackout shirt but I wouldn't say it's the best one I've already seen West Ham's third shirt and I I really really dig it this is a magnificently classy looking shirt the little bits of gold the subtle Hammer pattern on the front of the shirt it also debuted on the pitch recently and it just bleeds class next we have wolves they have changed their manufacturer and the shirt is not great very much a downgrade from last season which I thought was a pretty clean wolf shirt and I usually don't rate wolf shirts this is very much like anyone could make a shirt like this I could do this pay me to make that a lot of potential with this one the wolf in the linear illustration style beautiful but once more betting companies that don't pay taxes in Cypress the Cayman Islands or wherever the ruin such a nice looking shirt thank you so much when does this band come in cuz I am getting really sick of this you know just looking back at the shirts I've just graded not bad you know it's not the worst core that I've graded so far would I say it's the best no because the 2023 Women's World Cup will basically be undefeated for the rest of time but yeah what do you guys think of the kits grade I know a lot of people in the comments are going to be absolutely crucifying me I know okay but anyways a massive shout out to all our members including yanos badash Brazilian Fury respect to jeffman JN habakuk anaz makalan Kong 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