it was lil gator game but now it's half life oops

let just put this on the second screen yeah I'm just streaming a game for the first time on here without like playing it all before you know what I mean basically we're just jumping right in the middle of it um hold on need to check the audio is working you know what I mean yeah okay cool Sans cosplay I don't think this is the right shade of blue but good enough um yeah this game this game this game oh yeah well you sorry this is a phone call that I'm not answering um so this game it's like a collectathon kind of it's like a 3D platform I but lame as [ __ ] um basically you're a kid and you're playing a game a fantasy game and you're trying to get people to join your fantasy town which is a game um but I don't really find the gaml that engaging to be honest but I'm just completing it anyway just apparently cuz it's short um so yeah yeah they're my favorite type of games um so yeah I will continue on the game trying to get this sheep to like this bull or the other way around or something yeah that sounds about right yeah I'll just make the mic closer to my face you're just going to watch a lot of me reading [ __ ] cuz a lot of um text in this game which is weird considering it's like aimed more at kids but sure yeah it's really nice it's pretty it's a pretty game weird more kids yeah it's really nice it's pretty it's a pretty yeah of course streaming mic and um for like you know music [ __ ] I did the music today oh yes I did um didn't really sound too great but I'll put it in the EP anyway cuz I need five tracks and I only had four before I mean it the J kind of is aimed at 30-year-old adults but I guess this one also wants to aim aim to kids so okay guess I'll tell this ball that fluffy balls are BL I can't even remember what I said but I'm assuming that I what what what I said was interesting so I'm so good at this uh okay so oh that's pretty fluffy yeah that work on me yippee okay oh yeah you're supposed to go like friends for your town or some [ __ ] I probably already said that and you can just knock these cardboard things over to get cardboard and there's just a water pipe there for some reason okay um oh br sorry yeah that's my effect on people like 50% of this game is just me being lost cuz it's open world and open world means I don't know where I'm am anytime ever and the world's just too big for me to keep track of anything I really should have read the description of the game before buying it but I guess that's on me cuz I [ __ ] hate open world [ __ ] but you know what whatever too late now [ __ ] over [ __ ] but you know too late now yeah yeah okay yeah I've got the whole entire week of work it's so epic I'm planning on making music doing progress on my game you probably saw that banana and me on Fetti which a lot of people like for some reason um and I'm trying to learn a guitar as well uh yesterday I watched one YouTube video and tonight I will watch another and we'll see how that goes I guess but I could I could in fact switch from Ron cord to another slightly quickly now just one just those specific two chords but still yeah the people they love bananas if only it wasn't a role playay but then I'd be homeless so unfortunately we got to keep on that grind a ro I'm not really in a commenting commentating on what I'm playing mood unless I get lost in which gue I'll be saying sweaters but for now let's just pick up the pencil I guess com commentating unless well with the length that YouTube videos are now nowadays that wouldn't be inaccurate but no it was a pretty short video so oops I [ __ ] flew over Sam it does that's a good pun it does that's a good [ __ ] Sam dude now you can see what I mean by there being a lot of dialogue it's like [ __ ] mash the dialogue button I don't I kind of care but not that much nah you just play as Gator you change you like choose your name but well kind of you can see the Rene and the thingy but other than that you're just the gator that's pretty cool it's probably safe to assume that yeah what games aren't made by fairies nowadays likeably assume yeah it is crazy to think about that yippe um still got to find where the [ __ ] the new Quest is cuz it's [ __ ] oh the performance in this game is [ __ ] tanked hold on let's change the settings I could probably change the settings pretty quickly by just doing this oh that looks like [ __ ] so I won't do that um let's just go far tree quality low U but it's pretty I can't yeah let's go medium vegetation that's probably actually better there we go all right better um I just really didn't want to do work so I was just like yeah I've got enough hours let's get off work and now I'm off work and also I want to like you know try to finish up the GP I'm working on to try and maybe release it mid September maybe um I have no idea actually you've got me curious I'm curious I'm curious let's look it up real quick yeah well if you don't want to work just don't work but only for a bit um and only if you got enough an you leave let's see l l Gator game engine it's Unity well that's boring they really do need to normalize that I mean to be fair I told like one of my um not like one of my bosses but like one of the managers there that and she just laughed so it's like hooray I got someone to laugh I think it's really pretty um like is shell saded self shaded and that's really pretty and that's the extent of my thoughts it's nice basically and so I don't know where I'm going the game like give you no gives you no Direction what all whatsoever um just got to find it yourself [ __ ] and there's no map or anything this really cool yeah and I love the water too it's like o pretty oh a shark hello shark you look like you're afraid to go in the water oh um okay oh gting I completely ignored your comment there sorry I find the writing like it's good it's good writing it's just a lot it's just too much need to um shorten it a bit like I guess the main culprit here is like the text boxes they only feel like a bit of text they just got to keep pressing the [ __ ] button to progress the text and that gets annoying it makes it feel like there's more like words and there are junk for trash I remember that place I think oh no I don't that's just a sign not the actal place Al I got to find transparent thing let's just knock over this trash thing to get more trash oh that's great what what what games were they what C ofy game would have mandatory animal deaths okay this isn't the transparent thing but I feel like this might be tied to an achievement maybe so I'm just checking all of them and that's memories or some [ __ ] bug snacks and slime rer well slime Rancher sounds like it would have manual an S slime Rancher sounds like it would have mandatory animal death to me it just seems like that kind of game um where the [ __ ] is this thing oh that's a thing isn't it don't even know what that is oh okay this thing that's thing like what kind of games are they oh great what do you mean the slimes are kept fine yeah let's just bring this to the shock yippee oh right okay that makes more sense I don't know what I was interpreting interpreting that as but that makes sense yeah makesense I don't know that yippee I still need to find the main quest for this area I don't know where the main quest for this area is I don't like this bug net let's change it to is it worth it I yes it is worth it okay take that and that and that yeah it is a bit weird isn't it like in this game that's like the hero character's name for the hero character you're playing as in the game in the game if you know what I mean yeah that's me styling as ever Shady AF comeback that's an old reference but it's funny still to me so okay I still don't know where anything is like that's the town wait is that that looks to no it is a town um uh I would have lik the map guys uh I mean like it's like a you know you're playing pretend this is the world in the game in the game but you're like playing pretend in the world in the game if you get what I mean that's why everything's like made of cardboard and [ __ ] you can't have real slimes in the game I've already been there God damn I'm just going to run around for like 15 minutes not knowing where anything is and I've already talked to you yeah minutes kind of just it's more like you know you're just like a kid and you're like playing with your friends and [ __ ] oh what's this oh yeah it's not like that at all um so it probably explains it really poorly well wouldn't that that be a sight to behold I think try not to hum the gajira song If that's how you pronounce a band name I don't think it is oh I lost this last time cuz I [ __ ] up let's try that again [Music] well that's a life hack just pretend you assume that has no choice and then life will be okay cool I didn't want to be like go go go goir isn't goira the Japanese way anyway isn't that how I pronounce it where the [ __ ] is this flag sure just make a flag that takes a million years to reach I don't care okay there it is no I don't want to go on the tree there yippe um have I talked to you before I think I have R talked to you before H go fundamental sorry I got to say that every time I do that Cadence um uh I don't know where I'm going okay hello you're here again um there's just a lot of cardboard I don't know where to go probably not like it's cool that it exists but it's just not really doesn't really look like like doesn't really look like my thing whale with whale with a spinny hat it's in the game now this game Ora there's nothing behind waterfalls but I want to check anyway and there's nothing behind the waterfall what are you saying yeah sure to this is the thing I don't remember what I say I just forget instantly all right about the game right no there are they're Charming I mean there's a reason they're popular I suppose yeah it is nice isn't it it's very flows yeah it is nice is you lost that way wow me okay I don't like when it does like hard cuts and then hard Cuts back cuz then you don't know like when in relation to it so I was scared that was going to happen but it didn't so that's fine um ah okay um so that's fine do I have to like detonate it it just does it by itself I guess okay I guess that's done oh wait what there's more Jesus okay ah why isn't the thing happening okay there we go [Music] uh cool yeah that's more like it like I was saying in the video game they're playing a make believe type game I know I I just read like two separate he like he he it's just how I've always done it just yeah exactly um okay I still don't know where anything is and I'm not going to be able to climb up climb up that in time well if somebody has like an emoji Neo pronoun then that's almost the same thing really if you think about it just yeah they might just have an S at the end sometimes but other than that it's like the same thing blue bitty floor bunny to uh WR my nose be right back like and it's going to annoy me forever and I'm back yeah I've seen it before I think mid clubbe it's kind of nice actually it's Unique well too late [ __ ] too late bit I don't know where I'm supposed to go like the game mentioned like spooky place there's a spooky place I saw someone use a sun flower as a Neo pronoun I think that's the only time I saw it actually ever um but it's one occasion which means it exists uh I ignored you last time cuz I couldn't find what you were after green wheelie thingy okay let's use our CR thinking skills um where would something wheels go on this platform I'm thinking down and it's not here okay oh yeah [ __ ] I mean piss I mean bad live chat there we go on live chat oh there it is yipp PE I was right I think looks like it is broken well that's why I didn't find the green scooter but I did SC I did ha okay we're back Yi PE I need to stop saying y PE okay we're back H I think it was just that new pronoun honestly I can't remember anything being more out there so yeah I'd say that so kind of a boring answer but sorry yeah he him is very obscure nowadays I'm one of the um ones keeping it alive cassen I wasn't reading that um well I don't know what you said but who cares hooray somebody did the joke that I also did before but it's a pretty obvious joke and I'd never hold it against somebody anyway I don't know why I'm saying this you'd probably already know that I mean technically NE I mean technically Neo pronoun is like you know not the standard he him she her they them now question for the audience is it it's a Neo pronoun um cuz like it is a pronoun that's like in like regular English but also people don't usually go buy it I mean they do but they don't you know what I mean um yeah is it it's a Neo pronoun this is the debate topic for today still don't know where anything is is theate topic yeah that makes sense oh is this new no wait is this the same island well I guess I haven't done this before ah ah no not dare G okay well got to try that again yeah I I kind of think it does well doesn't have to be like a new word but it has to be like a word that isn't the you know the typical words yeah doesn't to be a new okay let's try that again yay I did it that's so cool yeah and you call like you know like dogs and [ __ ] it sometimes but I guess it's like a human thing and that's the thing again and I already saw this wait where am I no I want to go think okay okay there we go um it is pretty cool imagine making big deals out of things couldn't be me let's just go all the way back oh wait you swim fast in this game I don't I don't need to hop I keep forgetting wait you swim fast in this game I I don't need to I keep forgetting yeah I mean I don't blame you for S associating it with that cuz this stuff that Society finds weird unfortunately it's kind of hard to escape Society nowadays I'm glad it's expiring doesn't really seem like a big like effort to me it's just how I naturally am but I'm glad you a ha sorry I had to oh yeah that's a good point yeah I'm not really one for intellectualism boo I don't want to think about things I just want to do it God okay I I really do not know where I am like I know okay we found the town playground Town playground slown playground but also the town in the context of the game which is a make believe game and not a video game game you dumb man down wait you dumb what oh you Dum me down the heart was in the way I couldn't read it you Dum men down in a good way yeah that does sound like oh [ __ ] I didn't mean to do that I'll just ignore it yeah it's it's a good equalizer I think I don't think you think when we combine 0.5 thinks go on yeah [Music] exactly okay hello Cat exactly I still don't know where I am I mean okay that's a lie I know where I am what I meant to say is I don't know where I'm going they baned you from it cuz you spammed it too much probably I'm assuming maybe that's how it goes okay let's look at the map cuz there is a map I lied it's just you can't bring it up all the time so it's not precise at all it's more just like background decoration and I can't even there it is okay all right so the tower is the town the tree is the tree I think I've already been there before one of these two is an Amphitheater and I already went to the amphitheater I think it was hus yeah that's the word [ __ ] it um so maybe you need to go to the windmill now if they were smart they position this map so that the way you face to look at it is the same like cardal cardinality that you need to go um so let's go this way just straight this way nothing will stop me nothing will stop me at all to I agree a good mix is necessary I'm just reading your old message now okay let's just go this way just this way nothing but this way that looks kind of like a windmill like in a way if a windmill didn't have the mill and it was just a stick in the grounds I hope this isn't the what do you want s ground yeah Sor I going say gay this way my bad my bad everybody okay I'm coming Mr Fox that wants me to flip but I don't know how to flip that's not a move you can do and I can't scale this mountain anyway okay let's just go away by guess there's definitely Zelda influence yeah it's funny to say the gliding because I've never glid in a Zelda game but to be fair I haven't played most of them I think in Wind Waker you Glide but I haven't played Wind Waker so I played Sky no I haven't I played spirit tracks on the DS this game this game has 3,000 reviews so that indicates that is kind of popular so yeah it's probably Wind Waker is that the Wind Wake is like the self shaded one on the GameCube and the Wii and the Remake on the Wii U oh breath of the wild tears of the Kingdom piss of the [ __ ] I they're open world it's funny my parents bought me that game after events to cheer me up up and I played it for like 30 minutes and I was like this [ __ ] sucks and then I never played it [Laughter] ever [ __ ] wind wanker I don't know where to go no I'm seeing those two sticks let's just follow the sticks SS I've been here before I've been here before I've been here before I've been here before been here before oh good the six are just part of the sky box that's great okay okay I'm on the small island I think I need to be on the big island which is right there I'm onland I think I need to be on the Big Island right I don't think so no it's just daytime all the time cuz if there was like a day night cycle would kind of [ __ ] with the complex story of this game which is making your big sister play with you instead of her doing her homework and like you're on for like a day or something I don't know something like that now have I done this before no hooray something new hello whale I see you a lot oh [ __ ] yeah okay I generally don't know where to go I might just start playing in a second because like can the game at least Point me somewhere G oh this is new is this new I think this is new santha why is there two s's we do like art yeah it is true art does have things wait what what you just have to jump right after you hit the water do do you want me to do that okay I don't think that was what I had to do maybe if I can't work out what santha wants or maybe I might just play a different game but I played like a new game yesterday and it was a great game I loved it but it wasn't on stream maybe we could just play it again I guess I could always just play it again it was like 30 minutes long after all Canon b I [ __ ] up but you said there was like another thing what wasn't oh okay I like I was kind of down to playay it again like didn't you say there was like another part um thing let just try one more time Kaboom [ __ ] yeah jump right after you hit the water a b oh they want me to do this [ __ ] F really you can't let me buffer or anything there we go I did it yippee can I go back now sounds good to me I'll just finish this thing I guess I'm did it okay time to bail in this game all right what sucks with this game too is there's 22 bloody achievements so I can't get my coveted all good I mean my coveted my C my coveted average game completion rate ratio oh yeah posum um okay before I played this game it was 54% now it's 53% that's unacceptable SS Mena yeah they look like a posac all right let's open it up uh half life video game let's just make it blue cuz I hate non blue light I don't know my and it's not dark enough for it to look cool but [ __ ] it it'll get dark soon you'll see the passage of time in real time you'll be like cool or something oh yeah you've also probably also notic noticed that I've shaved and I look [ __ ] horrible now I'm so used to my neck be that even though it looks scrungle awful I'd prefer it to this SP so if I don't shave it it'll get even more why don't you use a colored lamp it's perfect opportunity to use it when you have one um okay half life let's play it let's play the game now steam don't okay I just got to set it up to Half Life share okay wait a minute I've been streaming it wrong the whole time I've been cutting off like parts of it oopsy doopsy I hope you can still see all the text in the game oopsy doopsy all right I hope you see the the oh thanks for saying that for saying that for saying that maybe it's just not me not being used to it thing okay oh thanks for saying well who cares about the dialogue on that game anyway let's play this one uh open a map list the interwebs halflife one map list I've always been saying this all right I've got the map list up and oh lord it's up always been saying this all right I've or do you want like to see it like is it a big segment do I'm I'm willing to play like 45 minutes of it I guess I'm willing to play like 45 minutes of it I guess your title's too long okay is too long okay loving random noises in my house that's not scary for me at all before there more okay what's the thing wait find the map first apprehension okay that's C2 A3 C2 A3 c 2 a God I was playing for a long time then um would this be like this one why is the laps time less like this one all right like do I do this one or do I do one of the other ones I can't see the time oh I yes I can okay I'll just do this one with oh no a scary guy let's go back okay we're safe now till there change level let's retrieve the code name from my brain C2 A3 this is a life hack okay [Music] apprehension all right where do I go do I go this way I was face okay let's just go this way hello Paul uh okay let's um all right I don't want this okay how do I change it wrong way how do I get rid of this how do I get rid of this how do I get in the trim okay how do I get this how do IID this can't do the scroll wheel can't do I just have to like do it no scroll wheel no I'll just get rid of this what okay can I get my [ __ ] crowbar now no okay oh okay why am I floating what the [ __ ] is going on sure we're just floating now that's fine am ioa cheats one impulse impulse one to one the hold on I just need a crowbar and now I'll no clip it's just no clip out of life okay then no clip off okay let's try that again okay H let try what's happening here sorry built the death chamber okay we've avoided death you pe um uh Crouch right let's just go I don't really like this chapter very much why am I dying Oh e am I let's try that the F time you got to tell me why I'm dying and I'm stuck again [ __ ] hell okay let's no clip submit to the death that happens to us all then let's go up a bit then back and no clip and tier then e then e then e so B you have a great cido is G okay hold on I got to um inspect me and get rid of that heart because I can't [ __ ] see anything oh can't [ __ ] final map of on a rail let's see blah blah blah blah blah on a rail C okay let's store it in my brain hole C2 A2 H what's it called C clao H change give me oh there it is it's right there C2 A2 H it's probably wrong let's just try it that a nice jump ah stop it all right okay SV cheats one it impulse 101 there we [ __ ] go let's try not to instantly die this time um can you shut up please let's do this atmospher contamin okay what do you the soldiers okay how do you quick save I forgot uh uh it's f one of these it's one of these I don't know how to save F6 okay there we go wait I have to do function F6 on this keyboard just to be annoying all right see what we do oh now hopefully they won't turn the corner and find my Hiding Place or hard save but save but hard yipp you're right oh [ __ ] you weren't supposed to turn the corner no go away okay that's okay let's try that again no don't fire at me you're so sexy aha stop shooting at me I'm just a little guy let's just heal up real quick okay yeah cuz the second I play a genre that I'm not familiar with my brain just turns to Mush sure just shoot me a bit but just leave it's fine oh right you were trying to restock that makes sense I just want to see if they G my Cor no I just standing there like yep that's my body let's just point my gun at it just in case it becomes alive okay let's go tiller do I type in god mode or do I type in God there is a complete forgot I just type in God okay there we go uh so I was supposed to go that way yippee la la la la la that's scary it doesn't harm my health but it harms my health if you understand open okay well I'm in god mode now so I can just do this take that and that oh they don't really have much health do they why you shooting me are we like in this together let's just launch this again see if that does anything maybe already did that no clip okay till the no clip submit let's just turn my clip off to get more [Music] immersion I probably could do this with a crowbar if I was like really okay the lasers are there never mind excuse me I'm trying to e there we go hello excuse me I'm trying to eat okay they've decided to be pacifists I respect that oh [ __ ] okay um oh wait god mode well too late for that um I'll just continue my way la la la la this seems like the place to be anyway right it's electrified oh hold on I just need to get past these people stop [ __ ] shooting at me oh wait this is a gun how' I get that hold on sorry got to click my crowbar there we go la [ __ ] stop it stop it thank you stop thank you okay do I go off god mode now I'm just going to take that silence as a yes not they you can respond okay I'll hard save at least that's hard no not resume oh save game save sounds good to me okay okay let's do god mode off okay this Echo must be so annoying right not on God mode anymore too late okay now I don't think there's anything down here that's okay what do you mean puzzle how am I even supposed to get out of here that's okay I guess that's the puzzle isn't it um oh there's a door of course E I just push it open okay oh no my O2 is going bad let's just save let's just save oh my O2 is okay let's do it I'll put on I'll put on the b331 3 water music cuz I find that more aesthetically pleasing and very cursed as well at the same time B 3313 Dry Town I guess we put it on Loop there we go there we go all right this is thematically appropriate red no stop it bad there we go all right more I already killed one [ __ ] I need a healing station stat there's nothing okay let's just be smart they do the one two we're learning there we go all right meow meow meow meow meow can I talk to you no oh yay a thing yummy yummy yummy F6 all right there's not really much water oh now there is okay H now if I were thinking I would go over here cuz I couldn't access that before yeah oh yeah we got 17 all right okay now the water's more thematic hooray the water the water the music isn't as loud as I want which is funny because at first I was like this is overwhelming and I can't make it any louder okay well [ __ ] me let's just continue what am oh right fish everyone's against me in this world let's just walk right past that door that's probably meant to go in and I'm going to die now okay fine let's go on the door and I'm dead okay uh what right we're in the thing okay let's try that again meow meow meow meow meow meow right Crouch and then we go yep I'm knowing this [ __ ] where's not water there we go thank you and there space leeches we all okay let's let's just go go go because my quick save location gave me no time to think at all space leech I'm requesting you please get off me oh it's right there okay yippee oh meow meow meow I don't like that noise yes ah okay I don't like it when loud noises happen personally that's one of my gripes perhaps I'm going to quick save I feel pardon me feels like this is a good uh place to quick save b i I literally whistle in one of my songs fake gr fan okay this place this place looks what what did you realize what do you mean by that also did my microphone go out I'm parado now I think it's fine actually I can't hear stupid music hold on la la la la la sorry fish I'm trying to think why am I typing you can hear me okay music resume all right oh what the hell is that okay um let's go down cuz I don't like the look of that fish water that much okay well if you explain the scientist like that that makes sense I suppose but I don't have life hair or wear a lab coat so but I do but um conversely I do look like a Cy bar and I have brown fair so I'll just I'll you can be the judge of that one um no don't okay whatever no fish go away fish fish I said go away you were supposed to go away I don't even know where I am well I got two hits on it am I supposed to go in that cage how do I get to the cage just I don't know oh there's an opening there yippee no I said no stop it bad thingy he be do he be do he be floating though is that more no it's just a fire extinguisher a boring stupid fire extinguisher that I hate I've never pledged allegiance to fire extinguishers before ever in my life and I continue to hate them Yi yum all right let's quick save it's funny you can't even hear the music in the background um hello glad to oblig your fellow scientist with what you're just there but I well maybe they should have thought about looking me in a cut scene before then then like won't repeat it brain and your make an excellent team ah I don't want to do I have to kill the fish I I think two hits and a crowbar should be enough frankly Christ wait for my C what do you mean um okay I guess I'll just kill it with the thing but I'll exclusive I'll I'll exclusively use the thing I think that's a thing and I won't fall out of the cage oh okay do I have to go out the cage or do I just get stay in the cage boom boom looks pretty dead to me seem pretty easy enough but like how do I [ __ ] get out wait I know I saw a thing to use this to get out don't say I'm not smart was that supposed to be hard was that supposed to be a hard fight that didn't seem that hard what what how's it not okay sure um I guess I'm just lucky uh uh uh uh uh uh uh What uh uh where do I go now oh well just my she um intellect and skill made that pretty easy okay do I go back hello I shouldn't let's go crowbar let's be safe oh that's just quick save what do you mean yes I just killed the fish I'm not going to like congratulate me I refuse to go another step okay you have to hold the gate up and the rush before it falls back down huh I'll just do it and just free b or whatever into the valve hey that's the name of the thing oh there it is I see the valve now let's shrink okay or do I I just have to hold it down right oh you made it sound like some big kafuffle this is just like right next to it okay and there we go and quick save meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow it's the thing okay I said e you're supposed to open now oh there we go okay I know your devilish foolish schemes and I will not fall for them H but atas no I can go on the crate oh okay um I said don't do stop stop it bad thing should I quick save or am I going to die H let's just be [ __ ] badass and sing I mean no and quick save all right we pass that let's just CP C [ __ ] okay black thing I'm going to need you to not kill me oh you're not black you're just shadowy okay ladder yippee that's quick save again yeah singing is pretty [ __ ] hell dude [Music] oh there we go let's just try this again y all right and that's fine I don't care I don't even [ __ ] care no I said okay now this will be the one where I do it and I'm epic oh third time's a tra as they always say okay damn okay well at least I know I'm not [ __ ] first jump done now this pole will try to redirect me but I say no pole I okay hello I'm trying to get up okay and yet they Mirror's Edge interesting then jump then jump again then fail okay I've got a revolutionary new technique called let's quick save once I'm pass this jump um I don't recall seeing you here yeah that's what I thought I've never played it but it doesn't seem like my thing anymore wa wait how do I restore a quick save that probably uh save me some time damn oh hey there a platform that you play that I haven't that's new thing it's like [Music] oh meow meow meow meow F7 there we Flippy flobby flobby flippy Floy flop okay let's go this side this oh F7 all right F7 I really need to function lock but I don't know how to do that on this keyboard no I just Cap's locked that won't work yeah true like it is I can see what you mean even though I don't know what you mean F7 hold on I got to turn the lights on on this bloody keyboard mate so I can [ __ ] see cuz it's getting dark now H can't be [ __ ] all right let's just do it just now and it's done and I just did it just then and I [ __ ] up still it were so [ __ ] close to Greatness okay that's fine I can do it twice okay okay I just need to have the cocky confidence and I'll do it again and I'll just do it just now there we go that's a key that's how you do it saved okay something tells me I don't want to touch that H but how doth I get past there without dying H let's do a Crouch jump and okay uh aha aole yippe all right oh but I whatever excuse me leeches just trying to make just just a guy trying to make my way through all right I hope I didn't just go back now uh I can't tell let's just wait on the confirmational com com confirmation I'm too down okay good okay yippe quick save no I don't want a gun I want my [ __ ] there we go all right no no don't do that I said don't do that you're supposed to stop now that's meow meow meow stop it stop it there's another one h no crowbar I'm very anti crowbar I mean I'm Pro crowbar [ __ ] just forgetting all my values no don't do that okay let's quick save cuz I need to kill you um where'd you [Music] go there you go oh well they [ __ ] bll my shits off that's for sure hm can i e this ladder no okay uh I've got you cornered got you corn doed and shed I don't know what I'm saying anymore there we go and didn't even lose any health somehow H let's go this way okay we did something this doesn't sound like a good [Music] thing oh hell yeah this [Music] a okay let's try that again it's time to eat dinner I don't know the meme and if I do I forgot it what it was that's sad okay I see now now it's a weighty [Music] thing let quick save in the compactor don't F6 okay right that's a meme of course all right um uh excuse me can't even let a guy heal oh they're behind me no they're not where the [ __ ] are you wow that kind that seems to happen a lot from what like the impression you're giving me that they be able just do something you've never seen before in the game I guess in a way that makes the game pretty exciting so I guess I can see how you like it now I'm going to want to not die please you just come out of [ __ ] nowhere dude come on okay hold on let's go around the corner well this is cruel okay fine I just do goam we were so close bait it out go back oh it does two number two number two oh okay it does two it does too okay well hold on I got to heal okay I got to go [Music] he let's just uh uh go behind him do the old behind o trick the trick Meister let just keep oh I was so close hold on I got to e okay we're just going to drip feed this I can progress so far there's a rhythm to it [ __ ] okay I lost Health that was not part of the game okay it's annoying the rhythm is like slightly out of rhythm for the right Rhythm probably like lime sure why not okay just throwing me off Rhythm goop boop bopo boop bopopo boop b okay we're making good progress hereo bopo it's helpful no I don't want to [ __ ] [ __ ] sorry uh oh we did it that's so POG yes it is going to be on the EP at 0% volume beep boot B beep Buck piss okay okay no don't follow me that's so rude okay he's still there let's do the old run past though la la la there's too many guys open sesame [ __ ] okay let's just [Music] die oh God the [ __ ] M album Jesus I should be able to dash I should be able to dash die right let's go this way is this the part where I need to be God mode perhaps also it's not watery anymore there's no time for dry town but what other um o would fit I have no idea Moto Factory it's not really this place isn't really like a factory but it's kind of like a factory in a way in a [ __ ] way why I can't remember any of the OST now cuz I haven't played B 3313 in a while which I need to change there we go I'll just do god mode cuz I can't be [ __ ] God now I can go la la la la la la I'm also down for that cuz I [ __ ] hate combat look at this idiot doesn't realize I'm God anyway oh wait I can actually just Crow crowbar things now well that sounds better than any perc combat although 99.9% non-combat is a percent combat so I kind of [ __ ] myself over there the heav oh [ __ ] yeah I'm heaving out okay [Music] F6 ah the motos Factory OST is quite nice isn't it I don't know if it's too fitting H stands for human electric vase sure why [Music] not I was trying to think of what other OST like there's like the it's like the grimy lava theme but I don't know what it's [ __ ] called it's not worth searching for I just mot us out thank you human electric phases are oh hello it is you isn't it itci team has been tracking your progress with the black Mesa security system unfortunately that was the military that's sorry I can't I need to hear you music's too loud okay let's resume suit of yours is full of tracking devices still it's better than going naked in this place it's cold in there you'll have to hurry it could out your suit power in a matter of moments it's if you're bent on reaching the Lambda what was was if you're intent on reaching the Lambda okay sure cold right uh wait I'm just going to let this run out hold on okay wait did I get rid offline okay um all right God mode off quick save oh okay God mode on let's see if you don't get bored this time sence tracking your progress with the black Mesa security system unfortunately so is the military that suit of yours is full of tracking devices still it's better than going naked in this place it's cold in there and you'll have to hurry it could sap your suit power in a matter of moments if you're bent on reaching the Lambda complex then you to the older industrial areas where the security system is full of holes it's worked for me so far okay I didn't pass any of that I was just in my own world but we'll continue anyway if you're intent on reaching the Lambda move move move move go la la la la la la you're in reaching the Lambda move get out of my life um h i mean that doesn't really surprise me knowing what people were like in these days oh okay I would have liked to have heard that but sure la la la la la la [ __ ] where are the things coming from I refill my head oh my God uh excuse me stop it stop God okay no no no I see you coming no that came [ __ ] go away stop it I'm going to [ __ ] find you oh where'd you [ __ ] go don't you know I'm god mode you piece of [ __ ] huh that makes more sense like why would soldiers be taking me hbin gumball Freeman yeah that's my name oh you think it's so cool with your acrobatics and [ __ ] stop it stop hovering midair that's my thing I just need to get the Crowbar okay all right la la let's access the surface please okay oh that makes sense the [ __ ] government let's go to the surface ye right flashlight there's no flashlight what happened I hope that was part of the game we sounds like it is we got him let's kill him now and if they find the body body what body oh okay great oh I finished oh okay and yet I'm alive interesting yo I mean yay where's my Cobar okay oh you die that makes sense a oh it's not quick save here oh god mode okay well this is actually helpful all right we have succeeded and I've got my crowbar back it's all coming back baby I don't know how to get out of here now though I made it cuz I forgot I had god mode okay God wait I just quick save just in case quick save I to hope I don't fu you heard what I said all right um H this light is just a light I don't need my crowbar I I don't need my flashlight um this light also just a light H we're learning things let's go down this ladder if I can hard save okay hard save okay maybe I can bust this open don't even know how I didn't take damage wait is my God mod okay it's off sure okay let's just um F6 okay crunchy Munchy uh no you're not supposed to be here two okay I'll just ignore you [ __ ] it warning this valve I hope I'm supposed to go down here oh there's a thing let's go on the thing flashlight on I'll just quick save why not okay oh we're loading we've loaded well sounds great Crow Bar oh oh how do I get down here without tying there who car guess all right La okay I can't help you um okay I'm trying my [ __ ] best I guess I'm just here now um I don't want a gun what are you doing go anyway um temperature wise it's pretty cold there like B it's just like yeah it's a bit cold it's a bit chilly might my sleeves up that's just the weather isn't it okay let's Health it up [ __ ] uh excuse me Health there we go full health yeah well it's not going to make it me do it I see your tricks I see your schemes perhaps um we've achieved a lot uh okay let's go back oh I see they want you to go here there we go all right oh high have stop it stop stop stop thank you okay well hopefully I don't get L and then function F6 okay e E I can just go can't I no I can't okay uh e okay let's just go here this is my new home it's pretty cozy ah yeah oh it would be good if for you to reminisce then I like to please um go was Crow my way through no okay uh let's go back up then uh can I like squidge my way through here okay let's just go oh can I go down here no probably uh oh you think it's so devilish you think it's so schemy can I go through here yes ah of course I'm just observing that's my life um uh let me in wait Crouch jump no Jump Then Crouch no okay oh could you see that yeah you do be playing Terraria um so I thought it was only showing like halflife window not like halflife and the steam overlay yeah uh I don't know where to go I'm just going to go in any direction la la la you can go up here oh don't die don't do that don't I said don't do that oh okay well when life gives you lemons you swim in radioactive waste oh well I'm already in the tunnel so let's get our flashlights on on flashlights off F6 okay I'm in the area oh don't I thought you were just going to stop no go back up up up up thank you now that's going to go to the ceiling and I don't really want that so but what am I'm this is what I'm doing okay F6 uh well that's classic game design for you isn't it and up across there to be oh never mind let do a crouchy and there's nothing there okay oh right platforming right okay oh let's try that again let's jump on the pipe let's jump across you can't jump across cuz it's too long okay I'm evaluating I'm computerizing I'm Computing even oh right you right yeah that makes sense yeah okay then Crouch do the Jive then do the hokey pokei and do the hustle and okay wait I can just go back up here then what was a [ __ ] okay F6 form your plats oh yeah that must been enough nice cool contrast this would have taken a long time to implement these rotating platforms a long [ __ ] time go dark liking the ambience here ooh conveyor belt let's pretend I'm oh I don't know why you're doing that but let's just go on the conveyor belt y oh this doesn't look like a place I want to be um but I'll go down there anyway I need to read your things that is weird it's a very weird thing okay let's just am I supposed to go down here I'll just do it live and learn okay hold on I can play the music again L okay the background noise is kind of harping My Vibe is kind of harping my vibe there we go apply okay caution still too loud hold on I need to hear the [ __ ] quiet's piss uh music there we go [Music] okay well I guess ooh it's floaty and by that I mean it's wavy I like it when that is like that okay and now we're here okay I see your seam very disappointing there is and why haven't I [ __ ] heard it it's just ambient noises it could be an industrial album perhaps I think I'm back where I was no I wasn't what do you mean fire yeah I'm going to fire you okay this is going to kill me let's Crouch oh I just quick saved just then so what does that tell you that I can quick save all right Health yeah okay yummy yummy yummy yummy okay and quick save just like that okay I don't think I've really achieved much here I just [ __ ] went around in the circle one little [ __ ] Circle I know I didn't achieve any excuse me I'm trying to okay can I go through here it's just one way okay well that sucks okay let's go back maybe I missed something I mean welp you can't just say welp h ah he maybe this this is the way oh don't go in the slamy place that was a quick call oh no I don't want a [ __ ] gun Jesus and quick set I don't want a gun I don't want a gun [ __ ] excuse me don't do that don't don't even [ __ ] don't just don't thank you oh like okay okay e F6 all right it's fun seeing people do this for first time the [ __ ] heart gets in the way of your messages it's [ __ ] design YouTube for the okay it's probably the right that'd be me if I would drill e wait maybe I want to une cuz it's I can't une okay I'll deal with the cars I'm dealt or whatever or however it goes oh hell yeah it's the place I just came from that's just a shortcut okay F6 he really does have you seen his recent tweets lately I don't know there's something different about them I don't know I'm not saying it's bad I'm just saying it's different let's turn that frown upside down I'm going to page that in my memory hole in case I need to go back there I don't know it's just not the same it's just not the same okay there we go we got the perfect POG route if I can just get on the [ __ ] conveyor belt excuse me conveyor belt I was this [ __ ] close if it wasn't for the stupid [ __ ] I literally he was literally seen in Ohio stupid [ __ ] thing 23 years old wait he's that young what no that's not that's not right that's just not [ __ ] right F6 wait what if he was 20 years old would he kept up for 17 years or the account that makes more sense I I suppose it would be a bit weird weird if drw was running the account at 4 years old [ __ ] now I've got to wait got to wait [Music] again oh my God I did perfectly twice but the situation wasn't right for it and now I'm ready and now I'm [ __ ] in my life oh my God that's too much time it's not right it's just not [Music] right yeah that's just just not it's just not perfect okay let's [ __ ] go no wrong convey about [ __ ] piss in my life dude I just want to get on the thing okay just had to make the middle one so hard oh [ __ ] okay I can just do it again I don't like the passage of time we need to stop get on the conveyor belt don't die thank you F6 we feel like I need to crouch here it's just not even [ __ ] right like at all is there anything down here I don't care let's go let's [ __ ] go okay I need to not die here perfect perfect perfect F6 I need to not die here as well two need to observe your pattern there we go it's just oh three okay and F6 wasn't that hard um not sensing anything down here don't know why I'm standing on oh what the hell and okay well I hope I'm me to be down here I feel like I'm not meant to be down here let's resume okay I sink critically for just like 5 Seconds oh well that's not something I want to hear maybe something down here there's just more [ __ ] there's something down here there just more things maybe there something down here you've got why was I dying oh fire right let's just get out of here real quick and back on the thing again okay let's go down here hold on D beats uh D beats no not todri H Den beats feet rup Paul [ __ ] I forgot them beats wasn't just unique to mvin let's try that again mvin there we [ __ ] go perfect it's still really quiet I don't know why but whatever okay oh wouldn't that be cool oh [Music] no no okay I can it's fine let's do that all over again you can you can show me a short clip on YouTube this is something that you in fact can do [ __ ] piss and piss and piss and piss I already know that clip I've got it in my head you look so scared I don't know it's pee is more it's not really of a video game adjacent things like I'm playing video games I'm not really thinking about pee at the current time it's more from sitting in my bed doing nothing I just think it's pee you know what since you asked so nicely I don't know if that was a nice ask but um let's oh what the [ __ ] did I just do properties I want to watch sure this one okay view it all right let's just pause moving for a second um YouTube now embarrassed ments don't recommend me that's fine it's my it's not really my main account anyway doesn't really matter all right Jimmy Fallon ruple a drag queen there we go Paul this was gigantic this is the first time a drag queen has ever been put on the cover a drag queen a drag que oh [ __ ] effects ruining it whatever I am the queen of [Music] drag okay that [ __ ] that's a shitty video [ __ ] let's try it again this was gigantic this is the first time a drag queen has ever been put on the cover a drag queen oh [ __ ] off dude just show me the [ __ ] thing I know but this was gigantic this is the first time let's pretend I haven't enjoyed it second really en Joy cuz of the edits oh my [ __ ] god [ __ ] let's just watch this video I don't even care anymore me neither okay well I'm glad we did that I couldn't even find an unedited video it's the worst okay let's resume game let's just do this continue to no no no no no no no thank you okay into the heat mobile now we're heated now we're not heated anymore let just I don't I probably shouldn't oh [ __ ] resume okay let's neatly fall on here no take backies I don't even know what I'm trying to achieve well I'm just going in circle now so not let's just go down who even cares all right e nothing okay [ __ ] go away go away go away go away go away go away go away thank you okay Perfect all right F6 no no no e oh I didn't achieve anything let's go here let's slide down here then Boop okay go there's too many people in the thing e e e e okay ah what I do was platforming for nothing that's I saved over my quick sa at the top that's great I'm already desperate I'm [ __ ] desperate as [ __ ] you would wait load game y okay is this is like up here like right oh okay H do I like keep follow it down or like follow it up like up down up down let's go like backwards I can feel I'm getting closer I actually don't know if I'm getting close take a long time I want to go here first and let's uncrouch there we go oh okay it's just forever a mystery really um that was [ __ ] piss and piss and piss and piss it's cream okay function F6 there we go okay all right that is actually a very fitting descriptor but [ __ ] Pocky Pocky f H let's go in the red maybe the red has the way F I love it when things are red yeah no way well maybe I don't know actually don't need flashlight anymore oh we're just back at the thing again just to [ __ ] around this is quinch I don't okay maybe when they're platforming so bad you just got to hit him with a Jonathan Gees breed smile now this will kill me this is exactly what it is the hellish nightmare Realm well it's not anymore well oh the trip mine well how do I well how do I like un trip it oh okay he's got to like run past or something oh you know what wrong button you know what [ __ ] your trip mindes if I can just get onto it wrong button again oh [ __ ] there we go and quick save oh so close oh there's a ladder oh can I no no no no no no no papa we we and into the darkness where I belong and oh I don't I feel like I shouldn't go there but I'd have no choice that's just quick save right and quick save again I don't want to gun I don't want a gun there we go o h oh there's a thing oh is that the chapter that's the chapter that's the chapter that's the chapter yeah so we well yeah it's compes can I get confirm can I get confirmation that this is the chapter please all right let's do a hard save and let's quit the game yes the m and jump scare all right well I think that's been enough for the stream thank you for watching I guess all end the stream now