Ped Cruz: Cats!

hey folks it's greasy creepy ped Cruz back up in this and I'm taking a break from young boys to promote my latest creepy conspiracy theory I've joined up with unspeakably icky and weird Senator JD Vance to falsely promote the wacko fake allegation that black people are eating cats in Ohio you heard that right I'm tweeting out really bad memes about Haitian immigrants supposedly eating kittens in Ohio and JD Vance has been making this psycho a major point in his campaign speeches now there is no Universe whatsoever in which this absurdly stupid madeup magga urban legend is actually happening you and I both know that but you have to understand that JD Vance and I are weird creeps and we will say any up thing no matter how fake and creepy and weird it might be because we are nothing but cynical ivy league scum who prey on the fears of hateful and fearful white people so now you know why I'm tweeting this nonsensical thanks for listening and be sure to check back soon when I'll be announcing my pet Cru Patriot Academy for young boys ages 5 to 13