we're bringing out a classic look yes sir yes sir it's time to play the Cleveland ra I mean it's time to play the St Louis I mean it's time to play the LA Rams yes sir yes sir here we freaking are a team with way more freaking fans than You' think it be am I taking pity shots at Rams Fans I believe so coverage but who cares and he missed it anyways oh boy oh the Rams what can I say about the Rams honestly not really much I don't I don't really know I can't really I I'm kind of indifferent against the Rams they're just kind of there to me like it's not like a oh my freaking Lord Big Mac why Eli Apple was hold on hold on does my memory fail me or was Eli Apple okay Eli apple is another one of those people that got freaking traded and stuff I was about to oh I don't know 15 we're not doing all that now okay I was going to say when did Eli Apple get sent to the Rams but it appears that's only a thing for this universe truck him we fear no man let alone a freaking Ram that's been all over the place abandoning fan base after fan base the Giants would never Big Mac would never hey whoa who whoa I think not sir you're way outside of your freaking position I am not not going to allow a loss to come to the freaking Rams what is what what excuse me uh okay and I already failed the interception thing all right we need to lock in because there's no way on God's green earth in the year of Our Lord 2024 that I am letting the Los Angeles Rams out do Big Mac there we go I don't care if you have Aaron and Donald I don't care if you're the greatest show on Turf this that's noo Big Mac literally does not care bam look at that c oh my God he Sumo slammed him actually I think this might be a team I want I might want to run against Darren Waller are you ready for this dude oh did I say Darren Waller I meant saquon the trador Barkley ooh that's bad you have no idea how quickly that screen changed back to me playing that means oh God that was that was awful oh oh like a book yeah okay sure sure sure sure this is freaking goober I don't even I forgot his freaking name but I don't care no no freaking curse you Aaron Donald I literally just said I'm not oh I'm not still not terrified of him but still oh I'm oh oh my Isaiah hin he did you see how quickly they dropped him for once the Rams are playing like the animal they're named after they're actually being aggressive they're actually tackling people who would have thought who would have thought a team would live up to a part of their legacy o I actually meant to throw it to freaking is that Paris Campbell back there or is that hodin I actually going to throw it to them oh that was bad oh my God that was so dangerous yeah sure we'll do the level sale if I can just take it give it to Donald not Donald oh my God he's in my head if I can give it to Waller Waller no I call interference he smacked him he held him well probably didn't hold him but you get what I mean please at least make the field goal what what just happened okay maybe I should make that go a little slower because I honestly have no idea what happened like at all now Jones off play action to the really he got in his freaking way yeah see dude no it was not a worldtime collision he just rammed right into him freaking okay I mean if you really want to be a freaking prick about it yeah sure it was a well-timed collision but still oh my God what is freaking happening all right I'm sorry Brian dble I I'm getting the feeling we should do an RPO no freaking way no I think the F not he he literally no no no no no no okay let's good freaking God wait what the heck happened hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on what just happened here did they fake it No No Quarter Two Sterling shepher one yard pass huh with a kick did we fail the kick and now we we won I have the feeling that's what happened but you know I just had a double check they they probably took the control away from me they like give me that you don't you can't freaking do anything right so give me it oh my God he's in his way what are you dancing about you are literally doing the stupidest things possible and the game decides not to call anything so that's what oh my God this is what everyone felt against the Patriots I get it now I get it except I don't respect it at all cuz it's the freaking Rams we got an ongoing joke at work that no one is a Rams fan we say that because there's a guy at work who's a Rams fan and we're like that's not that's not possible that's not physically and humanly possible what are you talking about literally I could in Another Universe I think I'd either be a Packers fan or just a Chargers fan if I decided to root for the home team oh he broke his ankles cuz he SP back DD Jones I don't hear the music from our neighbors anymore I think they sto partying oh that's right we got a score hjin this is all you oh he's it's it's Big Mac dty Jones but you didn't even mean to tell you that did you you thought Big Mac was going to keep that slump on forever you thought Big Mac was going to fall off and let the stupid Rams do something the greatest show on Turf more like the greatest show on uh on barf yeah barf yo mama Big Mac literally scored without even trying oh and you all got stopped and you all got stopped oh it's too easy dared Waller you already know what' I tell you what did I tell you the greatest show on tur just got stopped by the gmen who knows maybe there's a universe where I'm a Giants fan who's to say I don't enjoy some Giants football for beating Brady who's to say I can't enjoy someone for beating The Goat Who Patriots fans don't hate Giants people they hate literally everybody else oh God I meant to perx he bum the ball all the way over there oh my God these people is this how Californians are to the outside world world just over prot even though half of these people aren't really like natively from California it's just like it's the californation is that how it looks like to the outside world because I'm seeing they killed Andrew Tom isn't this like the second time like the last two games he's gotten blown up any is this how it is where everyone thinks it's just the actual freaking whole shebang and you're just like no shut up and he broke up the pass againe because this is very annoying I don't want to live in California anymore if this is the case take me to freaking Massachusetts I'd rather be a masshole yeah yeah that's what I'd rather be that's what I'd rather say I am than a freaking California the Gold Rush ooh guess what Texas are higher well I guess Texas are higher in freaking Massachusetts anyway so okay maybe not if I'm going be paying the exact same amount but it is a lot colder over there there and I am sick and tired of the heat and humidity during the summer you actually have no idea dude I am genuinely over it I can't wait I got a and they killed another person they got somebody else I got a new Patriot sweater right because the last Patriots sweater I got it I had it when I was like fat fat like dude I was pushing freaking two maybe 240 oh yeah I was huge huge and I've been using that sweater for the past few years finally you know slim down well not too much you know I slim down I don't eat like eight freaking plates at the uh Buffet anymore I eat like maybe three or four instead of like eight and that is a touchdown from Darren Waller but I don't eat that much I've slimmed a lot from when I used to not like pretty coin I've I've slimmed off from that so I decided hey this year I'm Tri a large sweater instead of like a 2X because you know I I went down so as you know at first I had a 2X cuz I'm like oh they're roomy little that I know it's just insecurities and then I'm like hey let's try an Exel because you know it's a it's still roomy but you know it it covers anything up if I feel insecure about it recently well not really recently but I got I went to a 66ers game when it was a little cooler you know like like the start of baseball season off the play f and I'm like hey got broken up he could have caught it right there in front of his freaking chest but no Eli Apple over here but I got a I got a 66 sweater cuz it was still cold really freaking cold and I'm like uh you know what I don't want to get a I don't want to get a Exile I'm like you know what screw it I'll face it I'll face my fears I'll get myself a that was awful I'll get myself a freaking a large you know just like my sh I'll get a large boys I've never felt more confident in my life I genuinely enjoy that sweater so much I love it and now I've got oh my God and now I've got my Fanatics new Patriot sweater and I can't wait till it's CT so I can wear it this is absolute Malarkey absolute malarky but you know I guess we got to give him some sort of a Fighting Chance sure why not so yeah I'm ready I'm ready for Sweater Weather because I I used to enjoy summer but I think what I enjoyed about summer was the AC because now that I work well like for the past 5 years you know I've been working yeah summer is an absolute nogo I'm sorry but no I can't wait till like like maybe to ever decide to move because I'm going somewhere cold I don't care if I have to get my cars like fixed up for the winter I'm doing it because I'm I'm tired of it I'm absolutely tired of it and there goes my streak oh he came down with it cuz it's dir wer I need to make like a highlight reel of every like whatever's fun whatever's funny whatever you know is like hyped I guess like every single like I just got to make a compilation of like Darren Waller catches bam truck him no Big Mac was like an inch away he was right there oh my God the Patriots are getting absolutely blown out all right come on Big Mac it's oh no what do you mean in complete freaking should have caught that okay last chance Last Chance this pretty much puts the game away by the way if Darren Waller can no no get this man's cheeks out of my face no oh my God no this could be a bad oh all we got to do is get some first downs and we win I don't know about you but I consider this g g no oh my God before I say they killed my freaking guy again three ignore the extra points I totally didn't try to make a touchdown you know just just a step path I totally didn't do that but let's finish off the season right now you know it's been great it's been nice but we got one more game after this and we'll head to it right about now absolutely PE look at this disgusting camera angle not Peak at all but who cares when you're a Big Mac ddy Jones let's do it that's going to get intercepted oh one no I only see one full with position oh