Hawk Tuah Girl’s Podcast Has an Incredible Name

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>> Taylor: WELCOME TO THE SHOW. YOU WILL BE PLAYING FOR THIS MUG OF COFFEE. THERE ARE STAINS ON THE OUTSIDE BECAUSE I BROUGHT IT FROM HOME AND IT'S BUILD A LITTLE IN THE CAR. WHAT MAKES FOR AN IDEAL WING PERSON? >> SOMEONE WHO HAS MORE SEX THEN ME. >> SOMEONE WHO TALKS ABOUT ALL OF MY STRENGTHS WHILE I ACT BASHFUL. >> I COULDN'T CONTROL THAT. THAT WORKS. >> WHO, ME? HE'S BASHFUL. YOU HAVE TO TALK TO HIM FIRST. >> SUESUZI? >> IT GOES CLASSIC BUT NOT TOO SPICY THAT IT BURNS MY MOUTH. [LAUGHTER] >> I LIKE IT. >> IF YOU WERE ON THE INTERNET OVER THE SUMMER, YOU KNOW HALEY WELCH, A.K.A. HAWK TUAH THE WOMAN WHO GOT FAMOUS FOR TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING I CANNOT SAY ON CBS. >> A LITTLE WHILE AGO, MY LIFE TOOK A LEFT TURN AND ALONG THE WAY I REALIZED EVERYONE IS ENTITLED TO THEIR OWN OPINION. CHECK OUT MY PODCAST EVERY WEEK, "TALK TUAH." [LAUGHTER] >> Taylor: YOU HAVE TO ADMIT, THAT IS A GOOD NAME. WE WERE IN THE WRITERS ROOM THIS MORNING LIGHT BLEEPED, THAT IS GOOD. SHE IS STARTING A PODCAST AS ALL PUBLIC FIGURES MUST IN ACCORDANCE WITH GOD'S LAW. KUDOS TO HER. >> GIVE ME ANOTHER ONE. >> YO BRO WITH OPRAH. HI >> HAHA WITH DENZEL WASHINGTON. >> OFF THE CUFFALO WITH MARK RUFFALO. >> Taylor: NONANGELENOS DON'T HAVE THIS RESOURCE SO THEY HAVE TO PREDICT THE FUTURE AND OTHER WAYS. PAULA RAMBLES EXPLAINED SINCE HER SISTER MOVED TO A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE, SHE IS TECHNICALLY SENDING TEXTS FROM TEN HOURS IN THE FUTURE LIKE TODAY IS NICE, YOU'RE GOING TO LIKE IT. THAT IS ANOTHER CLUE SHE DOES NOT LIVE IN L.A. WHAT IS THE WORST TEXT YOU CAN GET FROM TEN HOURS IN THE FUTUR GET FROM TEN HOURS IN THE FUT FUTURE? >> WHEN YOU ARE DRIVING IN THE MOUNTAINS LATER, MAKE A LEFT TURN BUT DON'T FORGET TO AH! >> GREAT NEWS, THE GUY YOU HIT IS GOING TO LIVE. [LAUGHTER] >> IT'S OKAY. WE HAVE ALL STARTED IRREVERSIBLE FOREST FIRES BEFORE. >> THAT'S WHAT SMOKEY THE BEAR SAYS. >> I LIKE TEN HOURS YOU HAVE ALREADY FORGIVEN YOURSELF. >> I ONCE SMOKED WEED WITH SMOKEY THE BEAR. I WAS LIKE, YOU CAN'T JUST SAY THAT. >> HE'S GOT HIS BLOOD DIPPED IN HONEY. [LAUGHTER] >> HE HAS A SIGN THAT SAYS THE DANGER OF GETTING HIGH TODAY IS SUPER HIGH. >> WHY DID I JUST BELIEVE YOU? >> FICTIONAL BEAR, I SMOKE WITH HIM. >> I AM LIKE, OH, MY GOD, TELL ME EVERYTHING. I RAN AROUND WITH DONALD DUCK. >> WERE WE TALKING ABOUT WINNIE THE POOH? >> DONALD DUCK. >> YOU ARE THINKING ABOUT WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO GET INTO THE BIG NEWS ABOUT CROWS. RESEARCHERS PUBLISHED A STUDY THAT CROWS ARE SMARTER THAN WE THOUGHT. THEY ARE ABLE TO MEMORIZE THE SHAPE AND SIZE OF OBJECTS AND RECREATE THEM AND CAN EVEN MAKE TOOLS. THESE CROWS ARE SO SMART. >> HOW SMART ARE THEY? >> THEY ARE SO SMART THEY CAN USE CALCULATORS TO WRITE BOOBS. >> AND THEY KNOW WHAT BOOBS ARE. >> HUMAN, NOT CROW. >> THEY ARE SO SMART THE BAND COUNTING CROWS HAS TO CHANGE THEIR NAME TO ADVANCED TRIGONOMETRY CROWS. >> THEY ARE SO SMART THEY WROTE A BOOK OF POETRY CALLED CROWETRY. MAP, YOU HEATHENS. -- SNAP, YOU HEATHENS. >> Taylor: JORDAN IS AHEAD. 1600 POINTS. >> Taylor: WHEN WE COME BACK, WE ARE JOINED BY FREDERICK RICHARDS.

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