Damon Wayans jr. At Lopez Tonight

it is nice to have you on the show it's good to be here man so awesome wait uh wait Prince is going to be tomorrow yeah man tomorrow it's going to be great yeah why why why can't I do tomorrow man this prin uh yeah you you're young though you don't Prince Christian Slater's cool yeah well Prince man that's like Dude like that's I lost my virginity in one of his songs yeah Raspberry Beret Raspberry Beret Rasberry Beret so erotic you know it's a family tradition everybody did you did you last to the whole song or I went I went three rounds three rounds three minutes now now doing standup I I know your father I've known your father for over 20 years yeah doing standup is is it is it difficult to be Damon Wayne's Jr on stage I mean when I first started started I actually I actually started doing standup I I used a different name I had an alias name um and it was Kyle green I I used Kyle it was either that or uh or Damon Estes I don't now I use Kyle green because I wanted to kind of get my own bearings you know like wanted to get my own laughs and not be judged up front and stuff like that but it was hard because I look just like you know my dad so I would be like in the middle of my punch lines and like in the audience people would be like that's Damon Wayne son it's like you couldn't wait to just like you know take me like off the side like after I do my set like hey man great set but uh you look a lot like like nope black people love to uncover people like in public places and you be like no you you just like your damn Daddy it's my set like no you worked you worked for your dad when you were very young yeah yeah how how old were you when you got a a job on My Wife and Kids I was uh I first started off as a PA I think I was 18 maybe maybe 19 years old and um and actually a weird thing this dude he fired me one time yeah my dad fired me fired my dad my own dad fired me but not for anything work rated I came home late on a Saturday night how ridiculous is that I came home at 12:00 you know I mean I was supposed to come home at 12:00 I came home at 1 I was outside you know I was outside getting some I was getting some I was getting some of that VIN you know what I mean getting a Little Dream cat can you dig it I can dig it and I came home late and he was just like he was like dude you're gone you're out of here I was you're a hater dad you just just cuz you're not getting any you're all over but he fired you from your day job from my day job I had like Saturday night on a Saturday night I think that's illegal is that illegal like got talk to now the now it is Show Business runs in the Wayan's family yeah can you name can you name all the ways that are in oh boy there's there's a uh uh well I'll name as many as I can think of right now there's Dwayne wayes Keenan Wayne Shawn Waynes Marlon Waynes kimes Dedra Waynes Damon Wayne senior uh Craig Waynes Damian way Greg wayes Charlie Sheen way it is it's Christian Slater way it's funny that comedy runs through that family I mean everybody is funny in that family yes but but out of all of them the funniest way to me is uh is my grandma like Grandma like the one that started the big ass Avatar tree like she's the funniest one hands down like I love her to death man she's so what does she what does she do that's that's f is she like techn technical she's terrible with technology she just got this new phone and uh you know like old people they just don't get it you know she uh accidentally sent me a naked picture of herself the other day I was like like Grandma first of all who are you sending that to that's I want to know second of all you look like a corduroy jacket with nipples like you need you need a steamer granny would you see like oh man oh damn Grandma you got all that now happy endings that's the I love that's the name of the show is Happy Endings yeah yeah yeah it's it's not about the world of massage though it it's no no sadly it isn't um actually I'm like not one of those dudes that's like really into getting massages I've had two massages in my life and they both were terrible like terrible experiences my first massage was my homeboy's mom gave me a massage and it was terrible because like like to make it worse I got a full boner like w not even lying it wasn't like a halfway semi it was fullon like donor like I was just on the table like this just [Applause] like it's terrible it's horrible man how did your mom how did your mom your friend's mom end up giving you a massage cuz she's like a professional masseuse and my dad my my my homeboy was just like dude you got to try her man she's got magic fingers I was like first of all that's gross and uh yeah that's that's kind of how it happened she had like a whole shop in her house that that's yeah disgusting the second one the second one was uh my dad got me a massage this lady came to my hotel room and uh and usually you can like it's optional if you want to take all your clothes off or not she made me take all my clothes off was like uncomfortable though you know what I mean and like she just kept stretching me and I didn't know my legs could fit behind my head like that I was like a little chocolate cup or pretzel it was crazy what's the show Happy Endings about Happy Endings is is basically like uh it's like a more edgier friends but a black dude in it yeah well said oh well said let's take a look look right there Dam happy birthday poy people dirty 30 I thought you were turning 26 I am turning 26 what oh you're serious I can't wait to be 26 I feel like nobody really takes you seriously when you're still in high school waitress another water when you get a chance that Young yeah man thanks for coming to see you happy endings premieres tomorrow night on ABC Damon W Jr