Joe Rogan Experience #2200 - Kat Timpf

Joe Rogan podcast check it out The Joe Rogan Experience Train by day Joe Rogan podcast by night all day what's up nice to meet you great to meet you too thank you thanks for being here of course yeah of course I'm here right of course I'm going to of course I'm going to do this I'm GL glad you're doing it yeah so um you wrote a book about well I think the title is I used to like you but until yeah I used to like you until why did you want to do that what was the motivation behind that I mean every it's it's not a hot take that everything's so divided now right I think a lot of people have noticed that but I think I'm really in this unique position where I kind of get it from both sides because I'm independent politically I just want very small government which I think puts me at odds with both the parties sometimes depending on what the issue is so I will sometimes get [ __ ] from the I'm on Fox News so I'll get sometimes [ __ ] from the ERS for sometimes more of this more social issues or I'm not religious that kind of a thing but then the people on the left a lot of them won't even want to have a conversation with me CU they're like oh she works at Fox News that tells me everything I need to know about her and I think that that's doing some real damage overall to us as a country by the fact that we're letting cuz I'm not special in that aspect right people will let one aspect of a person completely just that's all I need to know about that person I'm not going to talk to that person yeah yeah yeah that's a real problem and and it's so funny like if you say I'm independent I just want small government immediately people start thinking prepper you know KKK stockpiling guns living in the woods I'm independent I want small government is like you're you might be a dangerous person which is such a wild take well people think that just cuz you don't think the go the government's the best way to solve a problem that doesn't actually mean you don't care about the problem so if you don't think the government can solve something like oh well you're a piece of [ __ ] because you don't you don't care about this or this this like no I just don't think the government's going to solve it I mean the problem with the government solving problems and the the government is not financially invested in a solution no they just want to have more jobs and they want to keep more bureaucracy and more people working on a problem hence the California Homeless Problem imagine if that was farmed off to the private sector and imagine if the only way to make money in the homeless problem is actually creating a solution for it yeah but there's no there's like you said there's no actual incentive for them to do that New York's the same I mean I live in New York cuz I love my job but if I didn't have my job I would not live there cuz it's so expensive right and I was in LA last week and I was coming back from JFK in the morning after a red eyee I am exhausted I'm pregnant I'm trying to sleep in the car in the roads I'm just getting pothole after pothole I'm like going all I'm like where are my taxes going exactly yeah cuz everyone always say these Road the roads are [ __ ] yeah yeah so I lived in New York once I drove I had to do an audition I drove to I lived in New relle so I lived like right outside the Bronx and I drove to the city and home from the city I blew out one tire driving to the city at a pull over the side of the road Chang this [ __ ] tire dangerous risking my life on the way back I blew out another tire yeah jeez yeah from potholes yeah and it's so expensive you just hear that bang and you're like [ __ ] mhm yeah it's so expensive I mean I the fact that I have a I feel very luxurious and it's like a flex to be able to have a child actually cuz we have a we have enough space to put a baby in our rental apartment which most people don't actually like I never thought I would get to that position people live in closets yeah I lived in closet when I first moved to New York I lived in East Harlem I lived in a truly actually dangerous neighborhood I was broke at like just so broke and it it's I don't know how people survive I I really don't I don't know why I don't know how I did can get jobs other places yeah I had my stupid dream which and it worked out well for me was your stupid dream I wanted to do exactly what I'm doing now congratulations thank you I mean and then it's of course you achieve something you're like what's the next thing what's the next thing what's the next thing I'm that kind of person but and I'm also uh it's been so I'm off of amphetamines right now cuz I'm pregnant for the first time since I was five waa isn't that crazy whoa yeah what kind of edent I mean you name it I mean so I was five have 80 I do have 8 HD I was 5 years old what does that mean so for it could be a lot of things right it could be lack of focus it can be emotional disregulation but for me A lot of times it's not diagnosed in women until they're older I was a nuisance I was unable to function in classroom setting which I think is more noticeable if you're a girl I was acting like a kind of like a boy for lack of better I mean I was I was breaking [ __ ] I was like rough housing I was unable to function in the classroom and then it they we went and got my IQ looked at oh she's really smart she just can't so they I was on riddlin since I was five and now I'm not wow isn't that crazy it is crazy I hear that and I'm like that sounds like me um I don't know what it means because I bet you can focus on things that you enjoy see yes I can but writing is really hard which is well writing is hard for everybody that's why no one's a writer right but I'm a writer but I've been on p means this since I was five I don't remember a time being off of them if I haven't been sick or in bed somewhere in the hospital like really sick I've been taking one of these drugs I mean viance is what I was most recently taking so as an ambitious person it's been tough for me to be pregnant but I don't know what of it is pretam I don't know I don't know what of it is no is the pregnancy what of it is no amphetamines what of it is no nicotine cuz I mean I can't wait to go back to nicotine but cigarettes or pouches pouches I like G and pouches um so let me get this straight so you're you're young you're real energetic you you don't want to sit still in class but are you interested in some things like do you do you focus on some things in your life yeah probably I was really into outside and bugs and reptiles kind of and when you're around those things did you focus probably I mean don't remember that well yeah that's why I don't know what this is because every time someone talks about ADHD and people want to insist that is an that's an actual pathology that's an actual issue and I'm always like boy I don't know cuz I think it's a superpower so for me I like it's I've just decided to view it like okay I'm not taking this they told me you can take the medication while you're pregnant but we just don't know what it'll what an effect will have I'm like well I'm not com I'm not comfortable with that so I just I I quit I quit it I quit nicotine quit everything but you know I just try to view it as an experiment like I've never been off of these drugs and I'm going to try being off of these drugs doing the most simple task to me feels like I'm doing it through mud it's really hard for me yes it's really hard but one thing that I think I'm going to after I give birth I'm going to go back to it to some extent but I don't want to use it on stage anymore cuz I feel like I've been better on stage without amphetamines well I know people that do I've never done amphetamines I've never done Aderall I've never done Coke I'm scared of them um but a buddy of mine who had done Aderall and then gone on stage said it was terrible so yeah he was never smiling he was all serious where he was up there it was awful yeah to me it I guess I feel normal but I've never really been off of it like it was never really my decision it was never my decision to go on it so what makes you think that you're better on stage uh off of it because I one of my root issues is impulse control which is a problem and everywhere but a stage right cuz if you're not thinking too much then you're going to be better on stage I think so I think I'm I don't get as nervous I'm not thinking as much about what if I say this I just I've already said it right and on a stage that's the best place for that that's the one place where you can really do that and it's going to be okay right so I I I still the writing is tough doing laundry is tough uh being emotionally stable is tough but my husband is a very patient man but I also don't know what of that is the pregnancy I am not sure right is your first one it's my first one yeah so there's lots going on there's a lot going on but it's like I'm so messed up because I've done these the amphetamines for so long that let's just say if something doesn't go well I'm like it would have been better if I was on viance so it's like great you know what I don't because I don't know but it's you know but I just don't know cuz I've heard from what I've heard if you're pregnant that can make you a little crazy too I'm sure well your hormones are going crazy you got a little person growing inside your body so weird and I know so much going on it's the most normal thing ever I get that like everybody does it and that's why we're all here but like I've never done it to me it's wild I don't think it's normal gut health is really really important it's crucial to support your digestion to reduce bloating to keep you regular and ag1 helps with all that and more ag1 is a health drink that not only contains your daily vitamins and minerals but also includes pre and probotics and other gut benefiting ingredients and gut health isn't just not feeling regular your gut health is key to 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but I'm just saying what it is it what it it actually is is you're deciding whether or not someone should be able to tell you whether you could terminate the baby that's inside of you that's going to become a person well yeah I think that's obviously I mean I'm pro-choice I just don't think the government should be involved in it at all I don't think so either and I think that there's all these there's so many different levels to it right like my husband and I we froze embos years ago so I have nine Frozen kids to you yeah kids just waiting but those are like those are just a couple cells that are in a freezer whatever who knows what's in there I mean who knows what's in the embryo I so you really so you think I should have all of them I don't know what's in there I don't know I mean what if every embryo is a life and not just a life but a soul and a soul waiting to Emer like once you've done the deed I'm not saying I'm not that guy I'm not this religious I think you are I'm not this guy but I'm just let's put it out there like what the [ __ ] is that if that thing can become a person you put it in your body thaws out whatever I don't know the process yeah I don't really either I don't really either I just all of a sudden it's a person like you you're storing people in like a lab somewhere and do they have memory of being stored do we we have long-term data about the trauma of being a frozen embryo for 10 years do we have any idea whether or not it has any effect on the human being how long have they been doing this yeah I have what's the long-term data on what kind of a person comes out of fraud like what like it's making a bunch of sociopaths I don't I don't I mean it feel like we've done it enough P time IVF right you really think they've studied it like looked at the personalities of the people whether or not they have weird dreams about being stuck in a sociopaths come from sex too I watch it enough no like the babies that come from sex turn can grow up to be sociopaths how do the babies come any other way well I mean IVF IVF there's IVF and then there's the sex way so you're saying that all the B babies that are sociopaths come from sex no I'm saying that some of them do any baby can be a sociopath yes which is what I'm which is why I waited so long to have kids and I'm terrified because also what if it's like a few degrees below a sociopath and my kid just sucks I don't think you have to worry about that my kid the one that shows up and everyone's like ah [ __ ] you know so and so's kids here do your best you're not you don't I don't think you really have to worry about that the reason why they brought I brought that up is because Ted kazinski when he was young was there was something wrong with some sort of medical condition and they brought him to some hospital where he received no touch no physical touch for like a long period of time like months and months and his brother who turned him in his brother who read the uni bombers Manifesto and realized like I know how this guy's talking my brother's a genius and a psych a real psycho and this is my brother and so he turned him in and that's how they caught the unibomber but he attributes one of the things that's wrong with his brother with the time where he was a baby where he receiv no touch and no love and that it just [ __ ] with his head and I wonder those little embryos just sit in a fre somewhere I don't know either I don't think so I don't know either think religion thinks that the soul enters the body on the 48th day right is that what it is I think every religion's different I think there's some people who are really socially conservative religious that are opposed to IVF in general because embryos are discarded or they die and that kind of a thing and you I've heard that as an argument against what Donald Trump has been saying about uh paying for IVF and we need more babies and everybody's like yay and then the psychos went no no no 70% of all IVF babies are never used and they're discarded and like okay yeah and in my dumb ass I just talk about it all I'm like I have nine Frozen blah blah blah listen it's not you're you're just being transparent I think I think that's a strong quality well thank you I get to be into trouble sometimes but it's a much less stressful than the alternative of having to worry about things being uncovered that I've been hiding from people I mean a lot of times those are the creepiest people the people that are I'm everything's great everything's perfect I it's like for sure yeah well also I've always found that the people that want to control other people most likely are out of control of some aspect of themselves okay like if I see men that are like really invested in telling women what to do in controlling what like some weird thing that I was reading about people uh wanting to monitor employees periods yeah there was a concern about that right where if I don't again this is there was a concern about it I don't know if it was ever really a thing but it was a concern about it happening potentially where if abortion was illegal they could get data from these these apps that track your period And I have one cuz it now tracks my it tells me like your baby's the size of a pomegranate this week and I'm like oh that's so cute right but if let's say I it was telling me all that and I like miss my per period Then it could be watching me to see if I was obtaining an abortion pill online or something like that if my period was which is crazy also because miscarriage are some of the most emotionally devastating things for women and then to be accused of killing your baby after miscar because the app like read wrong the app read wrong the app saw that you missed your period the app decided that you know you should be investigated in this time of insane sorrow yeah well we have exact well we have no privacy and it's it's one of the it's one of the scariest biggest issues for meant is just how many things between um Banks and uh the government being able to look at they were never supposed to be able to look at all the things that they're looking at right and that's why they people have to be concerned about stuff like that well in two separate occasions I've had private text messages that were publicly available because of Trials yeah so I'm tell like one of them was Alex Jones Alex Jones and I were texting about something and they wanted every text that Alex Jones I had ever sent each other I'm like well okay why cuz it was all about the Sandy Hook thing and the only text that they found was there was some crazy story and I sent it to him and I said is this true that's it that's the extent of our discussion but that got read like in court then it got printed online and printed I was like wow that's crazy like that a private communication between people yeah all a sudden not just gets read in court but also gets distributed on the news mhm that's my nightmare is having my private text messages good luck with my memes folder my [ __ ] memes folder is chaos that's my nightmare I mean the things I texted people being every time I every time that happens when people's texts get public I'm more horrified that the texts get public than most of whatevers in the messages it's such a VI it's such a violation it also doesn't take into account [ __ ] talking exactly which is a huge Factor especially with people like us you know you say funny things to your friends that you don't really mean sometimes you're just doing a bit yes all all the time like half of the the texts that I go back and forth with comedian friends are just nonsense exactly a lot of times you're just doing a bit it's something between friends and if you could see so many of my group chats if you could see with comedians with people you could see what we're saying I mean it' be horrible it be over for me and have to start a new life under a new name but why but it wouldn't it wouldn't because I think people are done with that hor [ __ ] think it's stupid they really do it is stupid but I think more people think it's stupid but fewer people will admit they think it's stupid because they're worried about it well that that's true too and also there's a lot of people that just love to watch people get [ __ ] over they really do and they cheer it on they cheer it on they get excited about it I think it's people who I mean you I'm always more interested in examining that there's leaked there's this thing now where it's people are trying to cancel people over things that they said or tweeted or posted when they were 13 years old well I can help you with that it's real simple but it's they never reached yes they' never reached their potential that they thought they would reach so if they can't become whoever maybe they can take whoever down who did 100% that's exactly what it is and it's also if you look at people's lives like there's a lot of people out there that are deeply unhappy like what is the statistic there's some crazy statistic we read recently about the amount of men who are not in relationships and are not having sex I think it's it's like 50% it's something something 50% Bonkers 50% of men are not having sex something Bonkers like some crra cuz people are just online like if you have a [ __ ] job you know that Call of Duty is waiting and all you have to do is put those headphones on and sit in front of that computer and now life is exciting g i maybe G maybe I I dated a Call of Duty guy once so it's a little it's a little triggering for me and I was in my early 20s I'm like young and beautiful and sitting there and then he's like on his video and I married a man who fought in an actual War so that was much better for me I'm like that's good that's you learn from that you don't learn anything from the video games EXA yeah exactly I would hate my husband if he didn't go to war actually cuz he was he's you know like a good man from a good family who was you know had a good upbringing and went to boarding school and I'm like if he didn't have any the trauma of the war I wouldn't like him I that's funny that's well I think people going through things definitely makes them stronger the rise of sexist men sexist and single men a third wow so it's a third I thought it was half a third of men aren't having sex and here's why the last decade alone we see the number of sexless men between ages 18 and 30 increased by 23% that's nuts yeah wow it's just skyrocketing yeah yeah not good not good so those are the people that are mad at you those are the people that are in my Instagram like we feel bad for your husband you're disgusting yeah can't read that stuff oh I mean it's funny it's come across it sometimes but I don't you know it's good to not read that stuff yeah it's better not to but it's 100% better not it's better not to there's no benefit in Reading even the good stuff so you know the good yeah the good stuff you never you're like okay you know but sometimes I get you know emails that they make me laugh I mean sometimes I see things that make me laugh you know yeah occasionally but it's not worth the ones that don't yeah it's like if you ate like gas station trail mix and every now and then there was a fentanyl in one no I probably is at this point probably is but you know if you had like 10 bags of Trail Mix and every now and then one of them gives you a pill that puts you in a [ __ ] coma you would stop eating Tech trail mix no I hear what you're saying gas St it's hard I recently posted a video where I responded to hate tweets or whatever and I made my team go find them I was like will you guys go find the funny ones because I don't want to look at all of them oh that's better yeah because you don't want to go in a spiral just finding only people who hate you and when you're dealing with something like Fox News you're dealing with numbers I mean the numbers of human beings that see you on TV all the time are huge and then the numbers of deranged people that also think the country is falling apart and they're super tribal you know they want you to be all in with Trump yes all in with and if you're not all in they're [ __ ] they're ready to put the duct tape and the [ __ ] zip ties in the truck and head out the door it would be so much easier for me to just be all in I know people who give in I know people who do it kind of disingenuously give it on purpose well I would I mean I do well right I sell out shows I'd sell out all the shows and faster and I I would sell more books I mean the platform that I'm on every single night the people who are watching are magga people and so if I were you know if money was the thing I was the most after I would be an idiot and maybe I am an idiot be like I can't do it I can't do it the thing is it would change who you are exactly I can't do it it would ruin what what got got you to the dance yeah that's that's the problem it's like you're opinionated you like to have fun you like to be impulsive and talk say crazy [ __ ] off the cuff yeah if you're only thinking about appeasing one certain group that power goes away right yeah I just couldn't do I I just I I I couldn't I mean again if you actually are super Maga and love Trump and you're one of those people then good for you I have no judgment of of that that's fine live your life have fun but is can you please be okay with the fact that I'm not the way that I'm okay with you did you see the Amazon Alexa when they asked Alexa why you should vote for Trump or why you should vote for Biden no I didn't what happened it's crazy what happened it's so crazy what happen I can send it to you or you might you might find it it is so nuts with Amazon's with Alexa's response is the difference between I'm sure there's a vast yes there's a Grand Canyon between the two of them yeah do you have it or you want me to get it well I saw one those things I saw hold on what is this Amazon's elected differing responses about voting Donald Trump versus Kamal har were in error that it has fixed listen it's not an error of course it's not it's not an error because they literally asked the exact same questions about uh Obama and or excuse me about um Trump and about comma the exact same questions I'm sorry I'm distracted because I'm trying to look for it while I'm talking why should I vote for Donald Trump I cannot provide content that promotes a specific political party or oh I think I did see this watch this Alexa why should I vote for k Harris while there are many reasons to vote for Comm Harris the most most significant may be that she is a strong candidate with a proven track record of accomplishment as the first female vice president Harris has already broken down a major gender barrier and her career in politics has been characterized by a commitment to Progressive ideals and a focus on helping disenfranchised communities so just woke propaganda straight from Alexa yeah just listen to the language being used and it's yeah the glass ceiling yeah Progressive ideas it's not surprising and of course the comma is completely just an idea that's been manufactured it's been amazing to watch it's been so insane to watch yeah I mean the Joe Biden thing I think is a perfect example the fact that that went on for so long is a perfect example of the how the the you know the part the hyper partisanship allows things to happen because Joe was very clearly not okay for a while I mean anybody who was watching that and just seeing it if that's your like your grandpa right if that were my grandpa who's my grandpa's almost 90s he's got like 10 years on the guy I'd be like Papa we need to go to the hospital like you're not okay but that became a republican thing to say so people weren't saying it until they couldn't possibly hide it anymore right right so I think that's a perfect example of how partisanship leads to some really stupid [ __ ] but I I was actually shocked that they threw her in there and just right before that people were saying worst vice president ever obviously you know not popular now now she's you know she's brat like they're like that's Charlie XTX is trying to make it cool it's like she's she's a DA she locked people up for cocaine she's not for weed and you're she's not brat it's just so been so crazy to watch people are so excited and they don't even know what they're excited about it's just gaslighting on an industrial level of course on like a production Machine level where you're like wow look at this thing work this is nuts it's like watching a car get put together by robots like whoa yeah yeah and people get really mad people get mad at me for working at I mean even in my personal life for working at Fox News people are like how could you work there like what do you mean did you see where they compar the differences in Her speech in Detroit versus Her speech in Pittsburgh yeah yeah we need to watch this yeah first of all what what's fascinating is if I was in her court if I was with working with her I was say listen listen listen first of all nothing off the cup ever nothing off the cuff ever no interviews ever speeches just speeches tter only we're busy we're busy try to fix the world we don't have time for interviews I'd say no interviews CU interviews are when things go sideways so like CNN was 41 minutes they edited down to 18 and all of it sucked 18 minutes of nothing I yeah I want to see the rest also like the difference between the way they probed JD Vance versus the way they probe her and Waltz so listen came kamla in Detroit versus Comm and Pittsburgh literally 5 hours apart M for sick leave you better thank a union member for pay you better thank a union member for vacation time thank for thank unions for your vacation time you better thank a it's so embarrassing too it would be one thing if she did that all the time she's got you know the ability to talk like that if she enjoys it you know she wants to talk a little [ __ ] and that that's how she's doing it but it's seems like it's all this construct it's all of it you been to Universal in Hollywood where they they shoot TV shows and you go down the street and it's these facades that look like a city street but behind them is just a bunch of boards holding up the front of the building there's no house yeah that's what this is like yeah it's exactly what it's like and I still have no idea what I she could win she could totally totally win I know a lot of people that think it's a good idea to vote for her yeah I was watching Ben Stiller with his [ __ ] eyes glazed over just talking about how great she's going to be I was like this is fascinating yeah and it's I get it like it's the lesser of two evils in their eyes that's what they're looking at but boy you should not be happy with this nothing about you should be excited about what they've done to you because they've they've T tricked you into talking about something in a very positive way that you just recently didn't talk about in a positive way and there was nothing that happened that changed that person it was nothing that she did she hadn't even spoken at all for several days and people are like kala kala I mean the cover of the magazine without an interview is crazy oh man I'm so jealous I'm so I can't after I after I after I give birth I'm going to just have my husband bring me a pack of zins immediately immediately nicotine's the best for writing for working for everything it's great for a lot of things it's just the delivery methods are problematic I had a problem with vaping for a while like it was bad I'd be in public with multiple Vapes sitting and I was like cat you can't you're you're you can't be doing that those are so addictive they're so addictive I I I was one of the first Vapors I quit for I'm serious I I quit my buddy Adam has one of them robot things lunch boxes I had I had a laboratory in my house it was like he was like I was see all my liquids it was like what is the benefit of having like a big box Vape there's it just rips harder I used to love to blow fat clouds I was out I was I went I had to get a dental procedure done something something super minor whatever like a I couldn't Vape for 24 hours I put so many nicotine patches on my body and I still didn't even feel anything it should have killed me or at least made me throw up the amount and I was like H and then I still kept vaping damn I eventually when I quit vaping and I was using pouches to help me quit vaping and I was using 12 milligram pouches like I try those I can't do it I start hiccuping I have to put them away oh most people I almost have a [ __ ] heart attack most decent people which is why I'm saying I had a problem and I quit now I got down to six and now zero obviously cuz of this baby I like threes yeah I can't wait I want to get six I'm going to I can't wait I'm going to be in that hospital bed I'm going to be like like I can't wait but you can't cuz it'll get in the milk that's what I I can can you pump and dump right I don't miss pumping out you're going to be pumping out nicotine for sure okay but is it okay I'm going to I'm going to tr no I'm going to try to breastfeed okay you should definitely breastfeed I know I should but it's like I've had nine months of no nicotine that's the thing that's the hardest for me yeah but once you've kicked it you should probably try to keep it off no I think I think about nicotine every day like every day were you ever a cigarette smoker in college I smoke when I drank and in college I drank a lot cuz I was in cuz I was in college okay and so then vaping comes along when vaping comes along probably so when I was like uh mid 20s and I did it for eight years whoa do you start with like regular Vapes that you buy at the gas station and move your way up to robots I started with the blue sigs and then they just weren't hitting hard enough for me anymore I was ripping multiple blue sigs and then I love the jewel I love I I mean so there's these things in Detroit called breezes I know if you can get them other places but know you can get them in I'm from the Detroit area and I was having I don't know my this is illegal so I should probably shouldn't say this but uh my brother may have been sending shipments in to me you know when they were illegal in New York cuz the were the best why were they illegal in New York for a while um well they weren't sold in New York but for a while there was supposed to be the the jewels rather the jewels were illegal in New York and then we weren't sure about what was going to be legal in New York cuz do you remember that when they made Jewel pods illegal I don't cuz they they I don't think they ever became illegal in California but they did make them the mango ones cuz I was flavored ones which is hilarious and that was my [ __ ] the mango Jewel when you get a fresh one and it makes that crackling sound and honestly if I found a mango Jewel pod somewhere in my house I I would I don't no not when I'm pregnant that's the thing that sucks is like I love this baby so much that I've not even met yet that's wonderful nothing it's it's like so a real commitment I know but it's so weird for my brand to love this I I never thought I'd have kids I never thought I I never wanted to and then I now I'm like my baby's the size of a cucumber you know well you're doing the right thing by not feeding it jewels of course I really think so of course but I'm going to go back you have to go back and your mind yes wow I'm a better both my books I wrote on nicotine I had nicotine gum in my I just want to like have something in my job what what is the side effects that they think can happen to kids like premature birth I think boy really bad bad ones really bad ones and is that from smoking or is that from Ni I'm really limit I mean I can't it's like you can't really do stimulants when you're pregnant you can't do you can't do anything when you're pregnant I can have 200 milligrams of caffeine a day so is being off of um caffeine hard or is it being you can have 200 milligrams of caffeine a day so is the being off the stimulus is that the hardest or is that's harder than nicotine see I don't know cuz I've always done them together and so did you have to wean yourself off or did you go cold turkey as soon as you knew that I had to go cold turkey cuz I I yeah so what was that like I was a [ __ ] for how long couple weeks it was really rough wow because cuz you have to like sort of like your equilibrium yeah well I had a doctor tell me that I probably couldn't get pregnant without medication that if I took medication I would have a 10% chance of getting pregnant naturally as they say the sex way I was just living my life and then I didn't feel good and then I took a test and I was like here we go and we wanted kids we were we're planning on starting IVF and um so I just quit everything cold turkey at once wow and so was it immediately hard or was it hard after right away first day you're like oh my God where's my speed I would go to to the gym and I'd come back and I'd put nicotine pouch in I mean I really like nicotine a lot wow I used to be vaping on airplanes which is oh my God so illegal it's so illegal did you like do it in your hood I would bring a blanket with me on the plane and I would sit underneath it like a psycho like a psycho but they're like you know what are they going to do they can't be like ma'am you're not allowed to be under a blanket I mean I looked like a mentally ill like they're probably watching me see like little pieces of because I would because I would also hold it in as long as I could to get the biggest rush I would like I would hold my breath like like I'm tell you this wasad this was I've never seen anybody as bad on it as I would which is why I can never try crack cuz I would like my life would be over in three days I would love crack so I don't yeah it seems like most people do yeah they do they do it seems to be a problem anybody anybody's like doing a little crack every now and then I mean I couldn't handle the nicotine Vapes so crack probably not but again yeah so when did you move to robots I moved to robots after uh the jewel became illegal and I couldn't get the mango so I was trying to get the same rip I could get off a jewel so you were being like a chemist you were going mixing oil I and it was like stick and they would explode and be sticky everywhere and sometimes it explode in your mouth and you get that like like my friend Adam Curry uses a robot he's got that robot lunchbox type thing and he says it's better because he says first of all you know what's in there right cuz if you're buying them from they're making them in Vietnam and some sweat shop somewhere have you ever seen those factories where they test them all yeah it do some guy sucks on every one of them this one poor guy you think you got I would have loved that job I would leave my life behind it moved you mean I can just rip Vapes all day yeah but you have to live in Shanghai yeah and this [ __ ] I was doing that job for free this dude is uh just sucking on these things I mean I don't know where they make them he's an Asian fellow but he just keeps hit he just has to check every one of them make sure they blow smoke and she's grabbing them off the assembly line put them in these boxes yeah so he's just mainlining nicotine all day long and whatever those oils are the thing is I mainly felt like if I get lung cancer I will feel stupid you know I'll be like how could I possibly have thought I could get away with doing all this and not have something bad happen well is there better oils that those things are like when my friend Adam you know who Adam Curry is the original pot father he's the guy first podcast I know who he is he's he's the best but he actually has those things and he was trying to convince me that those things are okay and that the whole the whole thing about Vapes being bad was just like the tobacco companies and a bunch of shenanigans and I was like h i i don't paraphrasing I'm not giving you a full story but his argument was that those robot lunchbox type Vapes those big fat boys at least you know what's in there like you know where you're getting your oils like you can get different quality and caliber of nicotine oils yeah I was well I mean I I I believe there's a lot of studies that show it is way better than cigarettes I also but it's also but it's also the way that I've used cigarettes when I've had like I I can still when I go to Europe again not when I'm pregnant but when I can I can still go to Europe and smoke cigarettes only in Europe and come back and Nots smoke cigarettes and there's immediate Downs signs to cigarettes you got to go outside you smell bad D D D D D D D I was smoking The Vape a vape hitting the Vape when I was in the hospital after like I had a near-death experience in 2020 do you know about my [ __ ] I had a [ __ ] bag no so I had what happened oh I had a I know you're jacked but this is you're not squeamish right no okay so I had a bowel perforation I had a really bad stomach pains I went to the hospital and they told me I need an ostomy which is a [ __ ] bag it's the one they take your small intestine they pull it out of your stomach and you have a bag so I had to have that surgery in November of 2020 and I was in the hospital and I was ripping The Vape for sure my God I have my intestine hanging out of my body and I'm ripping a vape uh I had it for about 5 weeks and I didn't tell anybody wow I wrote about it my first book and that's how everybody kind of found out that that had happened to me and uh it was it was bad it was really really rough and then I Got It reversed that's good I Got It reversed but I had complications oh that's not so I had complications where I was gushing blood on my ass cuz there was a loose staple and I needed a transfusion guess which day that was that I had that bad thing happen What January 6th oh my God that January the the January 6th oh my God and I didn't talk publicly about this for a long time so whenever I I was on the news like people would ask me comes up a lot and like I'd be thinking about yes bleed out of your butt I was literally I I will never forget this i' I've never talked about this before actually this specific thing I will never forget this on January 6 I I'm I'm I'm All doped up right like if you if you have stuff like that they'll let you have a deloted drip I'm like all doped up I yeah I I I tweeted or I posted on Facebook tweeted whatever posted something along the lines of this is actually my personal Facebook it shared too and it was like uh the news is stressful turning on a Ted Bundy documentary to relax something like that and I looked at my personal Facebook and some dude who I knew from doing open mics in Baltimore had commented like oh are you stressed out about you know basically that like that you did this you know cuz I work at Fox that I did J and I'm sitting there on a bucket in a hospital with blood gushing out of my ass and this dude that I did open mics with eight years ago is trying to tell me that he's having a bad day you know it's well he's trying to shame you he's trying to blame you for this Insurrection attempt what he perceives to be right which again I I was in I was in the hospital having you know I would I would say I had a worse January sex than a lot of people I would say so I would right I mean I'm just reading that Ashley babett probably had the worst the worst yes absolutely absolutely um but here's what's [ __ ] it's exactly what we're talking about with comments who's that guy that's a guy who's faure who you started out open mics and he remembers and now you're successful and he's not and he's like yeah you caused the [ __ ] collapse of democracy with your jokes out from this bucket yeah where bleeding out of your but literally the most humbling probably moment of my life where I was like I am a fragile human being right some crazy lady next to me too she was some lady she was like 90 years old and you know she thought that that they want to give her potassium supplements so she was talking out loud about how they're trying to poison her with something and I had her comment cuz we were all watching the January 6 it was on in the hospital right we were all kind of watching it together and she was like well everybody loved Trump at first and now they don't and she was like everybody those are all Russians at the capital and I was like and I'm sitting there on my bucket like a foot away from this woman and I'm like mhm like I'm like I she's talking to me been asking her questions I would have given up on any idea of a real conversation there's not this is not a real you can't get frustrated you can't get frustrated and those aren't Russians what are you talk they're probably feds okay you don't even know like hey lady I just remember being like totally yeah you got to you got to ask her questions like what have you read what have you read that brought you to those conclusions I don't think she knew what she'd read but she was speaking told me she's speaking very matter of factly like oh yeah people love to do that yeah well also probably they're giving her potassium supplements probably because her [ __ ] brain is shutting down she's really old probably not doing so well like Health W they're giving her potassium supplements that's what they're trying saying hey your electrolyte Balan is off [ __ ] nothing's firing correctly you got real problems probably cramping up the yeah the hospital was a bad I mean it's always a bad it's like a bad hang right it's horrible but if you can talk to someone really dumb who is like really into something politically you get kind of insight well I had the when I was in the hospital for my first surgery there was this lady who was like she was farting really loud and then she was singing she was like giving glory to God for her farts that she was oh boy so I was turning up my Forensic Files as loud as I could just like cranking it up and she asked me if I could turn it down and I already had this is the day of my first I already been having like the worst day of my life so I was like how the [ __ ] could you ask me to but then we wound up talking all night like and I have her number in my phone still because because when you're in a hospital and I was by myself because this was during Co and in New York my husband was allow he could come visit for I could have two visitors a day maximum two people for maximum 2 hours and not past 6 p.m. wow so I was scared I had this near-death experience and then complications on the reversal I was alone the entire time and you need I mean and again I'm I'm lucky cuz I lived through it right there's people who died obviously I'm it was just so horrible and scary to do that by myself and also it's hospitals you need an advocate because I was so doped up they like weren't like my sheets weren't being washed as much as they should have been I couldn't do you know it's just like you need hey she need you know she's hey yeah Hospital workers like everybody else some of them are really good and some of them suck and also it's just it's weird to be alone like that like there's no reason why you should have had to have been alone if it's okay for someone to sit with you that should be fine why couldn't he stay yeah I mean I've had family members in the hospital before he just sit next to and read a book and they feel comfortable they someone that they love is there it makes them feel better I had my insides hanging out of my body you should have somebody with you I should be able two hours is nuts like why to but again you're already letting him in like what does it get worse in the night that he can't stay past 600 p.m. because also he had work and but he still obviously he came you know to see me every day but he couldn't come for very long and he had to leave and I was there by myself and it was so scary and there was there was no benefit to it it was just because of Co oh that's why oh dumb is that but it doesn't make sense because if he had Co it'd already be in there hours was in there plent of time to give it to you yeah yeah so stupid they told me I will never forget that when I when I woke up from the first surgery they came in and they told me that they had good news and that I tested negative for Co oh my God I was like I don't [ __ ] care my small intestine is hanging out of my stomach they didn't even test for it anymore no they don't yeah my my daughter had a pretty like a pretty loud cold or cough and they brought her to the I was telling my wife she probably got the vid yeah prob got the vid it's going around she goes no she's got a nasal infection and I said did they test for Co she's like no no I'm like they didn't even test your C like if this was two years ago they would 100% immediately test you for Co but yet they're still talking about Co and they don't even test kids for it I tested myself I had it in July and I tested myself only cuz pregnant and I wanted to know like what to expect and I got really sick cuz my immune system is trash again cuz of this baby no nicotine can't fight off illnesses are you doing anything to supplement your vitamins I'm doing just prenatals probiotics that's it prenatals what is that a company sells prenatal the company sells prenatal vitamins that's it yeah yeah mhm I mean I eat food now a lot more than I used to I didn't I used to be chewing nicotine gum all day it doesn't make you hungry there's supposed to be some real benefits to nutritional supplementation or your your baby is being born inside of you like like or being created inside of you like maybe possibly going to a place and getting your blood work drawn finding like what nutrients you're deficient in and it could really help you I should I should do stuff like that it can help you you know I mean it's all just simple basic natural stuff like vitamin C and vitamin d and vitamin K2 and all that stuff but your body really extra needs that you're making a little human I know and it's the weirdest thing I get I could only imagine I mean I again I didn't used to be someone who ate I eat all day now you know I didn't used to I mean I eat food at night like I used to not eat all day you were on speed of course yeah but I was on also nicotine gum all like to I always nicotine gum and my friends have quit cigarettes that's the first thing they say they get fat yeah they immediately start gaining weight because nicotine's really essentially kind of a speed too it's a little bit of it a stimulant I was so much and an appetite suppressing right so I was yes and I was but I was honestly so used to this amphetamines so I was on viance which is slow release Aderall I don't like I was on Aderall briefly and it was too much for me I I was jittery I was anxious I was no I won't do that at all okay and the viance is slow release it's it doesn't make me feel so when I first went off of it I yes I ate like I gained like 10 PBS in 6 weeks right but now I feel like I'm just as hungry as I was when I was on Aderall without the nicotine so I because I got so used to it so I wasn't ever really getting this like which Aderall I did get from that from how's that go like like your skull like and I didn't like that I didn't like it how long did you do it for so I did it because my insurance didn't cover viance back when I lived in DC so I was like I need something right did you get Street ader all no no no no no no no I'm not NM I'm not doing that certainly not only doctors I only my drug dealers are all actual doctors so I I I I was like okay I'll do ader all how much different can it be and it was like bad and if I ever forgot to take it I was like I was like walking in a wall like I couldn't like I was like sleeping I couldn't do it wow I couldn't do it so then I just like found coupons somewhere my doctor help me up I was like I will sacrifice in other areas to afford the vians because I don't know how people take this like at all I couldn't do you took it for how many months a couple months probably yeah and what what doses were they giving you probably 30 is that a lot Jamie that's the one you're saying was a lot the other day it was 20s so that's like my someone was talking about 20s yeah yeah I've taken I've taken Metadate I've taken again I was I was I'm I'm one of those when they say like study the kids we put on Ridin when they father that you're looking at one like this is me that's I mean I was on and and and it's you know it is harder it is really a lot harder for me to live and do basic [ __ ] but it's been interesting that's Henry Rollins story too yeah they put him on riddin when he was 5 years old as well and he said he was just [ __ ] all day at school just gritting his teeth like all his energy just buzzed up on speed see I never I didn't feel like that except the Aderall I that that's I can't that I that's not for me ader all is not for me I won't do ader all well I know a lot of people that really love it and they're all kind of out of control they just a little bit off the rails oh if I take ad all I I thought I forgot I remember I forgot my viance one time and I took at someone's ad all like this was a few years ago and and immediately I'm texting everyone on my phone like am I going to be okay like tell me I'm okay like are you mad that's not I like I I I'm exhausting enough to be around as a person just naturally I don't need I don't need to Adder all adding to the problem you know I thought like the world's collapsing around me that's not a good feeling it's just nuts how many doctors prescribe that stuff MH and and how many people are on it like the the the what was it 39 million is that what it was prescriptions last year something cooky like that it's probably more more than that cuz I think that was actually 2021 now that I think about it so it's probably way more than that now yeah I mean I I was one of the first and I think I will I think I will go back but then I'm like maybe I should try just nicotine but a doctor probably wouldn't recommend that but what do they know yeah most doctors are not going to recommend nicotine ever right it's I'm a better person because of nicotine and I know that's not like popular to like don't like that's not for the kids they're listening that's popular but I I don't know I I be you know writing whenever I'm writing sometimes I'll be like I I I'm so I I'm so like I need to get a sentence Perfect When I'm writing so I'll spend hours sometimes on a single sentence if I think it's a really important sentence and I'll be like I don't know I don't know and then I'll put a put a Zin in or put nicotine and then I will get it have you ever tried other New Tropics um yeah I mean I'm just nicotine I mean yes but but have you ever tried other things like um you ever heard of neurogum you know what neurogum is no not that we have some over here in that blue bag right there neurogum is I don't have anything to do with this company by the way just something my um neurogum is gum that has theanine in it and caffeine and it enhances brain function yeah I've tried a theanine before and then there's some other stuff that you can get uh we sell something at on it called alphab brain and there's alphabrain then alphabrain Black Label which is like the more potent for version that stuff's very legit really helps memory really helps we did they back in the day when we first put it out a lot of people are like this is [ __ ] snake oil so well okay let's find out because there's studies but there's no there's no real like let's find out let's get something definitive so we did two double blind Placebo controlled studies at the Boston Center for memory where they found increase in increase in verbal memory so your ability to recall words um increase in Reaction Time increase in uh Alpha Flow State so there's a bunch of like recognizable benefits at a dose that was lower than what I was taking like half what I was taking like we were I think the dose was two pills and I I do four and A L A lot of times I'm getting crazy I do six something important like if I have a UFC UFC's require six it's it's six hours I'm sitting down there for six hours I'm bring snacks and I drink monsters and I have uh Alpha Brain and and I [ __ ] lock it in I am excited to start to own my body again and be able to take start doing stuff but you should try some other stuff that doesn't you know like there's some other stuff that will give you benefits but doesn't give you that weird feeling you know that accelerated feeling I don't like that cuz I'm anxious enough as it is I'm actually a very anxious person I have a friend whose daughter was on ADHD medication and she was getting off of it and he started giving her Alpha Brain he said it helped her tremendously I actually never thought I could go off of it like I actually that was one of my concerns in terms actually like that for the rest of your life like that I when I went off of it I mean I was like what do I I'm in it now baby you seem totally fine coherent you're you're talking very quickly you know it's you're not exhausted right no no I'm not exhausted this is you yeah this is actually you you want to go back to speed you I I do I do that's that's kind of crazy I could have walked out of here no matter what and be like I'd have been so much better if I would that's so crazy I'm going to be like if I maybe you wouldn't maybe we wouldn't connect as well I don't know because it's I'm I'm it's so weird cuz I feel like I'm getting to meet myself but also it's not really myself because of the pregnancy because this say pregnant me but then I kind of am curious to stay off of it a little longer when I'm not pregnant just to see I think you should yeah you seem like a wonderful person off of it so you're my primary care physician now I'm your doctor you seem like a wonderful person off of it I don't think you need it I think everybody would like to be a a little bit more productive especially if you're a creative type if you're a writer if you're doing things you'd like to be a little bit more productive but um there's no biological free lunch yeah and there's probably going to be some sort of long-term damage to a lifetime of stimulating your system oh there's going to be I know a lot of people that did a lot of Coke in the 1970s and they're all [ __ ] up a lot of them died with neurological conditions oh yeah Coke is that is I got I yeah I know I just wonder the difference between doing coke you know five nights a week for a few hours a night versus a pill that you're taking every [ __ ] day that Jacks your system up who knows if you're going to blow a fuse over time like who knows oh I've definitely considered that I've definitely considered that for me it was just that there was I had I didn't function off of it so I didn't try now what about have you ever tried new vigil or Prov vigil I was on Pro briefly but I was I forget why I went on provil instead of everything else but it was oh I was diagnosed briefly I've never talked about this with narcolepsy oh but I don't think I really have it did you fall asleep I fell asleep a lot in the sleep study but this was also in college and like I smoked a lot of weed in college so I really so you were just ex I really think I might have just been like had a stone over from the way oh my God that's hilarious and again and they said you got nsy take some pills I've never I've never talked about this and I've actually kind of just remembered it but yeah and I I couldn't stay awake for the sleep study so they were like she's got narcolepsy no one was ever like hey you taking bong reps why you so sleepy cat oh my God I think that's must have been why looking back the the fact that I was taking that many bong rips and again I got I was I graduated the top of my class I was very studious work hard I just at College smoked smoked a lot of weed yeah you're probably sleepy and I was sleepy that's so crazy I might have smoked like the afternoon before or like day before how crazy is that's the all the requirement that they have to give you a drug like she looks pretty sleepy right now you look pretty sleepy you must have narps like not you're tired not are you staying up all night do you have a lot going on at your house are you not getting any sleep not are you no you're you have n I would have I would have told them the truth they never nobody ever asked me like they didn't ask because they don't give a [ __ ] they just want to give you a pill they want to give you a pill I get that the more they prescribe the more money they make let's go and they're like you need provil like okay and then I took it and then I I stopped taking it and I went back to I think Metadate which was another stimulant wow provil doesn't seem like a stimulant does it did it seem like it for you no it wasn't and then there's new vigil new vigil's another version of it I don't know what the difference is but they both seem to work the same way I used to take it if I had a drive like if uh I was in San Diego and I did a gig and I'm like it's 11:00 show's over I could be home in my bed at 2: in the morning yeah latest you know it's not really three-hour Drive unless there's traffic right but you know how it is if you're driving in the road and it's late at night there's no one okay drive anymore I miss it when I would be on the road and I was is it because a narpy no no it's because I haven't in 10 years so I'm sure I remember how like my husband is like you need to learn like you know what I make this poor man do or I have made him do the past 5 years so I have a cat that is he's now 14 years old he is a dick he's got a lot of health issues but I won't let him die like I won't let him die cuz he's like my best friend blah blah blah but I we can't find anyone to watch him we can't find we can't board him at the vet over Christmas so since I met my husband going on 6 years now I've made him drive me and the cat home to my father's house where's your father's house Detroit area oh my God that's like 18 hours with a cat how far is that in the car 12 hours with the cat so it's like you trve all that time and when you get there yeah and then when you get there you're in Detroit oh my God so a lot of people are like he's the lucky guy which and it's like no he's not he's he's well he's a saint it all works out you know but this I'm sure he's happy he is happy he said it's fine like there's not that big a deal you're in a car for 18 hours just get Zen about it for a cat that's not even a nice cat like he bites that's a problem he's needs daily medication can you like hire a friend to stay at your place this that this sorry you did just make a very reasonable suggestion for a noral for a normal cat but this cat will like he is feral oh so uh was he an actual feral cat yeah so I was I was dating my college boyfriend living out in LA and I was like I moved in with him non-consensually that's a whole another story I I got into Columbia couldn't afford it so I decided to stay in LA and keep interning waiting tables doing comedy and we were fighting a lot cuz we shouldn't have been together so he got me he's a great friend of mine now actually but he brought me this cat as like a Band-Aid on the relationship that he just found in North Hollywood basically wow that was like dying and sick and I've this has been like my feral cats are weird they never really get unfer feral dogs feral dogs can eventually become dogs again I've seen it happen they they usually have like a fear of people but they eventually calm down like people that have gotten like stray dogs off I had a stray dog off the street yeah and I had a stray cat and that straight cat I was the only one that could pick that [ __ ] up I was the only one who could pet him everybody else would he would come you come near him you hiss at you and take a swing at you and run away yep so you need profect when when my husband and I went on our honeymoon we had a I hired a vet to stay at the house oh that's hilarious and my sister I had her stay there too cuz he likes my sister but he he likes he finally likes my husband now and it took what like five years CRA but like he's like I'm driving he's like every year he's like I'm driving cuz every year I'm like this will be the last year probably yeah because cats lived like 18 years old though this cat has had serious health problems for four years requiring multiple daily medications that I have to administer cuz not just anybody can come stay with the cat because they have to administer the medication which is a hazardous activity for the average person oh Jesus Christ cuz you have to do the syringe in the mouth oh [ __ ] so I hold him he'll let me do it but other people that's so crazy I won't let I said I won't let him like I won't why don't you just let him go he's probably miserable because he's stable on the medication he's happy to see me when I'm home like he misses me so like he's okay I get it I get it now talk to me the thing is if I'm being honest with myself even if that weren't the answer I might still have a hard time yeah it's hard it's AET losing a pet is very hard you're so connected to them they're like you're baby forever Marshall 7 but he's my baby yeah he's a baby boy like he'll always be a baby boy when I well I mean this I I was when I got this cat I was a cashier at Boston Market my life has changed yeah and this cat's been with you the whole ride for everything for everything so I get it I get it and he sucks like I I objectively like nobody's like he's here get out have you seen that chimp crazy thing on Netflix yet no okay it's about that lady that like kept the chimp and the chimp ripped apart a friend you know you know that story no I've heard it's by the same people that did uh Tiger King right I've heard it's [ __ ] insane they said it's way better than Tiger King this is okay I should watch this I was really into like Jane Goodall as a child I love Jane Goodall Jane Goodall's odd though you know Jan good believes she leaves she believes in Bigfoot she was I thought it was so cool when I was little how she was like you know what I don't want to be part of your Society I want to go live among the chimpanzees I was like you can do that yeah CH crazy this lady this lady like this it's apparently we can't really can we play the trailer we get in trouble we can watch it about to cut it out okay so that is the the chimp that well there was the thing about chimps is when they're little you can kind of tell them what to do cuz they're little they're babies they listen to you but then when they get to be a certain age that's a grown adult Alpha primate they're not listening to you they'll rip your [ __ ] nose off they don't care they'll and they also have like this very strong sense of fairness okay like uh one of The Chimps there's one this guy that had a pet chimp they had for many many years then it got older and it was too difficult to control and so they brought it to a chimp sanctuary and so he goes to visit the Chimp on the day of the chimp's birthday and brought him a cake like they could still visit the chimp okay they bring him a cake but the other chimps are jealous that they don't get a cake and someone had left the door open so The Chimps come out attack this guy rip him to pieces rip his hands off rip his dick off rip his face ripped his dick off they go for everything that you that makes you a person they te they tear your fingers off they tear your eyeballs out they're not even trying to kill you they're trying to maim you yeah they do they do some vicious evil that's a CRI passion that's not yeah and they do it because they mad at you it's a different thing than like like a you know a wolf Wolf's not necessarily mad at you he wants to eat you right a chimpanzee wants to tear you apart cuz it's mad at cuz it didn't you didn't bring them a cake you didn't give a cake that's [ __ ] why yeah so you're dealing with like a lowlevel intelligence jealousy pettiness like like sense of fairness and then all this like Alpha primate [ __ ] that comes with chimpanzees in general and then you got them captive so they're basically prisoners so they're in this cage they have nothing fun all day and someone shows up with a cake like where's my [ __ ] cake where's my [ __ ] cake and then they just get out and tear this guy apart yeah g i mean horrible I feel like a lot of that was hidden from me as a although when I gave a presentation on Jane Goodall in school there was like a box set of two VHS tapes and one was like the Happy part and then like VHS 2 was like I don't remember I don't remember what was in it but it was like something graphic and bad that happened to The Chimps or CH no to The Chimps like something I don't remember what it was killed them I don't remember it might have been diseases I don't remember what it was all I remember is that the school called my mom because I brought him the wrong one oh wow and it was like I I school called your mom cuz you brought in something that you didn't produce that was about chimpanzees but I like shared it and it was like disturbing I don't remember what it exactly was but are they going to learn oh God forbid the kids learn something that disturbs them I was in trouble all the time in school but how nutty is that thought yeah like it's a real true thing don't you teach about the Holocaust like what the [ __ ] is wrong with you don't you teach about KL Harbor and Hiroshima terrible things have happened yeah that's true are you going to not teach about them cuz they're disturbing I agree I AG that's so ridiculous I was also you know teachers always had it off I was always in trouble so it was like oh look at her there's a p there's a yearbook where there's a picture of the the principal in the earbook and I'm in the picture cuz I'm there cuz I'm always in trouble yeah but isn't it interesting that you now being becoming a successful person and doing standup you would see someone like that go oh you're just in the wrong job like someone's trying to put you at a job at an office somewhere and that's really not for you I could never work in a normal office I I never have I've worked as a waitress and I was a bad one but sure and there's a lot of people out there that say I could never be a stand-up comedian right yeah I I I started doing standup cuz I needed to do standup I mean back when I was in LA and I was my life was just going as [ __ ] I the bo the boyfriend who got me the cat me broke up with me it was shocking and then I moved into this shitty apartment and shitty neighborhood and I was still waiting tables doing comedy and then I lost I didn't have that enough money for that apartment so I had to move in with this bartender I was sort of sort of kind of seeing from my California Pizza Kitchen job but not like really I was like just cuz I need to live here doesn't me we're together together it was a mess I had no car I was like riding the bus I got scabies from the bus like it was it was a bad it was dark time right uh and but I would get on stage and I would talk about it and that made me feel some sense of power over the things that were making me feel powerless and was like oh I really like this I could make fun of this [ __ ] and people would be laughing you know I would talk about about how broke I was and people would be laughing and I'd be like Oh I'm created something out of something that I felt was going to destroy me yes and it's a classic story like every like that's the marvelous Mrs masel story that's the Lenny Bruce story it's the classic story people going on stage and going what the [ __ ] is wrong with my life and like hey I think I'm on to something yeah it really yeah it really was a a mess yes and but then I I I kept being gravitated toward that I mean even the [ __ ] bag thing I mean so so Jim Norton who I love dearly uh do I yeah yeah he's God he's great he's the best he's the best I did his radio show after uh the first book came out talking about my [ __ ] bag and he was like you know cat he's like as a human being I'm really sorry that happened to you but as a comedian I am jealous and I do have a lot of material from that you know because lot people doesn't happen to I'm sure I'm sure and it's so I think it's so much better to have that people say it's like oh it's not it's so much better to have that than to like let your trauma Define you and try to like Lord it over other people like you can't say this thing because this thing happened to me right no that's not but you can do that some people just don't have that same psychological makeup which is my original point is that there's a lot of people out there that shouldn't be doing regular jobs and just giving him riddlin I don't think it's the answer like if you're saying that you can go outside you can play with bugs and lizards and [ __ ] and you're fascinated that's what normal people are supposed to be doing it's so abnormal to be sitting in a room with artificial light at a desk where you're not supposed to move talking about [ __ ] that's not interesting to you that's normal for a kid to rebell against something like that I was a Helen though I mean I got like I didn't want to do math and I started chanting like no more math I got on the table like I got in trouble for inciting a riot is what they said and my dad was like she's 6 years old like this is not but I was like I was a disaster you were fun I was [ __ ] fun that's the thing I was invited to everybody's birthday but they wanted me there at least you know what I mean I'm still I'm still fun I'm a fun person it's not a bad thing but it's just the problem is the environment of schools is terrible for kids kids have a lot of [ __ ] energy but I needed school I I I was valoran in my high school there were 10 of us so it was everybody who had a 4.0 but I needed to do well at school because I knew my parents couldn't afford to send me away to college so I'm kind of like if I wouldn't have been on these drugs what I have been able to do well enough at school cuz I'm not getting a sports scholarship you know what I have or maybe I would have just gone straight I don't know but I I had to study I had to be good at school in order to have the success that I did in turn at least academically but then after I graduated from college where I got a full scholarship uh I you know obviously couldn't afford grad school so then but listen I'm I'm hearing you talk right now and you're not on stimulant and you're obviously very smart so why are you saying that you couldn't have gotten a 4.0 unless you're on stimulant I don't believe it I don't know I feel like I might not have gotten first of all we don't know we don't know because you've always been on them but you're not on them but you're not on them right now and right now you're very sharp you know what's funny is there's people in my real life who have known me for decades who have not had a in-person conversation with me off stimulus de people I've known my whole life who you know still and you're meeting me for the first time you're very sharp and you're very fast you don't seem like you're slowed down at all yeah I was worried that I would be okay but maybe that's just in your head maybe and maybe you would have gotten a 4.0 either way because you're [ __ ] smart and maybe all that does is give you speed and you're like you keep going maybe you would have been more introspective if you weren't on them maybe you would look at things slightly differently maybe youd have a more balanced and Nuance take if you weren't on [ __ ] diesel fuel in elementary school a fire fire burn inside your head and know I never thought I'd even consider not taking them any day or every day I never thought I would consider that especially even at the beginning of my pregnancy but that was also the first trimester which I was like exhausted cuz I was pregnant right I was like I can't do anything and I so when you went in you were exhausted at first and then you were on speed as well yeah so I was off speed and Pregnant and off nicotine all at the same time no but when you found out that you were pregnant it was because you weren't feeling well right yeah yeah yeah yeah right yeah while you were on speed yeah I was still tired yeah exactly that's true so that's why I was like I'm still I was like I don't feel good I think you're just a fastpaced person and I don't I'm not necessarily sure you look I'm not a psychiatrist don't list me you're not going well you are my primary care pH I know you get back on as soon as you you can at least to write I probably will but but that's what I'm saying like you sure yeah so at least to right I probably will but I'm actually but nicotine or speed I don't know I mean I'm I'm cons the fact that I'm even still I think both cuz I'll still have days where I really struggle and I forget things and I lose things and I'll and I'll and we'll I'll have this whole plan with my husband and then I'm like oh [ __ ] this is the wrong day like I'm just like that's what most people do that's normal not to this extent that's I bet it is it's normal to be a little scatterbrained it I'm more than a little scatter brained I know but you're fine so like if I was like if I was an ethical no that's coffee this is this is water right here if I was in that that's actually if I was an eth can't have coffee that's too much 200 milligrams a day is all you can have I had like already an Americano today yeah if I was an ethical doctor and you came into my office and there was no Financial incentive for me to prescribe medication to you I'd say you're fine what's wrong with you cat you know how many people would like kill or take a medication to be in the the state of mind that you're at all the time like the way you can talk and how coherent you are and how articulate you are and fast-paced your thinking's very quick you don't need anything yeah this is all in your head but you can't write [ __ ] that's not true it's just different because you're not high cu speed it up [ __ ] nashing your teeth and smashing Keys you still can write it don't say like you don't need a medication because writing is complicated yeah right I'm not saying you shouldn't take it I'm not saying you shouldn't have the ability to as long as you're not [ __ ] up your baby you know after all that breastfeeding stuff's done but the point is it's like I don't I think this whole I need it stuff is nonsense well it's it's I've I've started to think that I'm at least might not go back to doing it every single day cuz I was doing I was every every every day truly except if I was in the hospital well wouldn't it be nice to be able to go on a vacation and not have to take speed yeah it sucks to take speed at the beach it's not it's not fun to be I get how it's been good for you it's been good to you it's you've enjoyed you've reaped its benefits but you I don't think you need it I mean for you to be here right now sober in the state you're at you're as like sharp as like most people that I talk to you're on the ball yeah I mean it's but but I'm SC you know I'm going to be like would I been better if I was right but that's crazy talk of course how people stay on heroin that's my whole life I'm I I was at my first communion on amphetamines oh my God that's so nuts like think about all the childhood you know maybe this baby would be an awesome reset for that maybe at the end of the N9 months you'll have a completely different perspective you've been off of it so long you realiz like wow it's actually better and I think about nicotine every day I don't think about the medication every day so I think I'll definitely go back to nicotine maybe I'll use it sometimes maybe not every day I'm definitely not that's what you say next thing you're two fists I know you got the big lunch box strawberry lemonade it was great mixing the flavors and all other sh so what is in the oil what is the best like let's find I should probably call Adam and ask him but what is the best oil for Vapes that's not as bad for you how would you goog how would we Google this I don't remember it um how would we Google this is there a difference in the harm that c Vape chemicals can do and is there a healthy version so there is and this is and I know there's one that's really bad and that was when kids were getting their lungs exploded or whatever well there's two kids died right so but that I did research on this I spoke to um somebody who for an article I read an article from National Review about this uh who said that she would be surprised if that chemical was in the nicotine Vapes at all because it's pretty much only necessary with THC and that it it um it was only in like black market THC Vapes basically that's what I had heard too and there was two two different people had gotten some really tainted THC Vapes and died yeah which vaping THC in general is just like that's not that's you never it's so it's so that's my most Boomer opinion that I have is the weed's too strong like so strong when people like hey you want hit you no The Vape is like who made that yeah who put that together yeah who's the chemist what bath tub to just get [ __ ] cooked up in you know at least if you're getting the actual cannabis plant you know what it is it's strong or it's not strong you figure that out you're going to be fine you're you're vaporing you don't know what where the [ __ ] that's coming from no a few years ago I was out with my friend and I hit his weed pen and I couldn't feel my legs like I was like I mentally felt not high and which is like the opposite I was going I mean I wanted to feel my legs and I wanted to be high and I'm like okay I'm like I don't know what to do I'm like you got I we I have to leave yeah and I couldn't feel my legs and then I got back to my apartment and then I felt completely fine and I'm like so just temporary Paralis yeah and I'm like I have no idea what was in that and I'd never ever ever hit a vape weed pen ever again and I don't think I will you don't want to be the person that winds up in the news you yeah I thought you were going to say you don't want to be the person that has to go home but yeah also be in the news of the news cuz your leg stopped working cuz you smoked some [ __ ] gas I have to tell everyone that I smoked a [ __ ] like how' you lose your legs you know there's people in the amputation unit that been to war or whatever and a quicky Mart and I got a vape pen I ripped a bootleg weed vape pen I was trying to get high is there any benefit to the kind of oils that they use in the homemade robot type Googling it just brings up a bunch of websites that are trying to sell me stuff but what I gather from those is that they're all saying you want something that doesn't have nicotine in it which is a little strange that's not that that's what we want you want then you want to add pharmaceutical grade nicotine so that might be where the problems come in people are making cheap nicotine additives or something like that so uh but what is that word dietle dietal free I I saw that a few places dietal I don't know dietal saying right vegetable glycerin and propylene okay go back up again go back up again says the safest Ejuice ratio is one that has less propylene glycol if your vaporizer allows it try to use 100% vegetable glycerin E Juice I know if that's true that's these are not from any great sources I but when they're saying vegetable oil are we talking about like what kind of vegetables like what's in that is it seed oils that's all yeah it's just says everything says PG or VG mix and that's what that means is the vegetable glycerin right but what is that vegetable glycerin made out of is that made out of like canola oil like what is it made out of I don't cuz I know someone was making it with MCT oil and they were trying to tell me that this is the safe version some dude with a robot and I love I mean listen MCT and My Vapes if found he that I mean I don't think it's totally healthy or I would be doing it I mean if I found out I was dying I'd be going to vape immediately here it says VG is generally recognized as safe uh by the US Food and Drug Administration but hold on a second as VG is vegetable based that has a much lower toxicity than PG or so that's propylene glycol or nicotine so it's safe to use an e-liquids for Vaping of course though like many things there's a potential for allergic reaction but what's it made out of vegetable glycerin what is vegetable glycerin made out of Google that I just want to know what they're using like what what plants what vegetables clear Odo sweating liquid made from the vegetable oil such as palm soy or coconut okay Palm terrible for you soy terrible for you coconut not bad Coconut's good for you so it's like depending upon what kind of oil you get you're spraying the inside of your lungs with some [ __ ] that's generally not good for consumption like palm oil is supposed to be bad for consumption canola oil is bad for consumption it causes inflammation uh vegetable glycerin is made by heating triglyceride Rich vegetable fats under pressure or with a strong Alkali such as lie that's the [ __ ] that they use to get rid of bodies is that how you liquefy yeah lie is nasty it's like how people would straighten their hair out too proc yesterday the casor uhhuh and the the was it Beaver saacks or something right right right it's a flavoring and cigarette cett I was Finding oh my God I was trying to figure out which cigarettes use it but Chris Harris was telling us that he drank this alcohol that they didn't tell him what was in it it was a shot and inside the shot was a essence of beaver it turns out it's a secretion from the beaver's anal gland e and it it was in his mouth for 10 days he couldn't get the taste of it out of his mouth but why do you drink that he didn't know what it was he was on that show Top Gear okay and you know he's traveling in some other country look this is one of the local things and he drank this and he it's stayed in his mouth for 10 days if there was like benefits I'd get it there's noit but if there's it's a it's a flavor that they add in liquor Jesus cinnamon or vanilla hint well we saw it with the Vodka right they had Beaver Caster vodka so what is um MCT oil in Vapes Google MCT oil in Vapes see if that's legit cuz this guy was trying to which is essentially like coconut oils and stuff MCT medium chicken yes that's so this thing says it's just it's trying to find any Heating triger fried Rich vegetable fats right so any but see if someone does it if they're trying to promote it as a healthy alternative to normal Vape um oils MCT oil in uh in fat in uh Vapes the very first thing that came up was from weed maps that says occasionally vaping MCT may or may not be harmful to the lungs that's so helpful let's just keep it on the bag side kids but I feel like also people who say that it's F I mean they're probably really addicted to it which I get cuz I've been there I've been there it's it's the best if I not I was dying azed and inhaled MCT oil can be harmful to respiratory Health Banning them Mich Michigan's Banning them but okay when you hear Michigan's Banning them I go okay but did another industry tell Michigan that they're bad so they can sell their [ __ ] [ __ ] oil Vapes like there's so much [ __ ] going on with all this stuff especially these unregulated things yeah there it goes can cause lipid pneumonia oh boy that's not good oils when heated and inhaled oils can cause lipid pneumonia a serious lung condition yeah I knew a family in California and their kid got pneumonia he was vaping every day and he wound up dying he was like 19 years old yeah apparently was just vaping constantly six years ago it's the current articles show that MCT oil combined with CBD has increased health benefits but yeah that's it say even and B I don't know that's very tough It's so hard to know what's true and what's not true there just so much [ __ ] yeah I have no IDE yeah you have no idea you have so hard to know and I I actually was a person who trusted uh in terms of like doctors more in terms of then Co happened and it's like I don't know how you do I know I don't I was I don't know how you I mean I I know it's was years I'm still not over it well there's just too many doctors that have a a financial interest in following whatever the company line is and with certain things they're not allowed to prescribe medication because those medications aren't as profitable as the ones that they're promoted to prescri I wanted to bring this up since you said since we don't know I was going to bring it up earlier while you're talking about it this says that nicotine replacement therapy could be okay during pregnancy well it's safer but it's safer than smoking there's no way I'm ripping darts while I'm pregnant okay there's I think that's for people who are like going to be ripping they're like listen if rather than smoking sigs have nicotine gum that's such a dude thing to say cuz dudes can't have kids Jamie's like look he says it's fine and my husband still he still Vapes so he still Vapes and it's you know but I'm like I'm you know I can rub that in his face a little bit that I quit but it's definitely oh my friend Duncan here's a good story my friend Duncan has diabetes he has the kind you get it from diet he's a thin guy and uh he found out he was feeling like [ __ ] found out he has diabetes like wow this is [ __ ] crazy so cut sugar out of his life all of a sudden diabetes goes away feels incredible it's like I can't believe how much energy I had oh my God I was poisoning myself all day and then you know he he has this like glucose monitor thing and the glucose monitor thing is kind of his glucose is too high and he's trying to figure out what it is it's vaping because all those flavored Vapes have sugar in them so every time he's taking a vape off this gas station [ __ ] got diabetes from vaping he's probably got diabetes from vaping yeah that's great sugar as well but he's vaping all day so he's pumping the sugar into his system and so he realized after he cut all the sugar out that he was still his sugar levels would go crazy and it was because of vaping so as soon as you stopped that it went all normalized well sugar is crazy it's crazy I've gotten into sugar a little bit which sounds insane to say but I never like now that I'm pregnant it's like what dopamine is there available for you not that much so I I'll get dessert but I feel like I I got a pumpkin spice Frappuccino last weekend okay the smallest one available it's 12 oz I drank this thing I immediately I was like we have to go home I don't feel good I laid on the couch and I slept for 3 hours right if you're not used to it that's a coffee mhm I know I was so sick and I've gotten into I was last night I was like I was phone should I get dessert he's like well every time you do and then you're really sick so maybe have you seen the blizzard when that guy takes the Blizzard from Dunkin Donuts and he puts it next to a clearup to show you how much so no it's that drink that frozen coffee drink and that frozen coffee drink has so much sugar and he puts like the clear cup next to it so you can see how much sugar it's 183 g of sugar do you think there is that right there's a lot Dunkin Donuts wasn't a yeah it was yeah Dunkin Donuts blizzard that's what it is Blizzard's from Dairy Queen oh it's called what's the Dunkin Donuts one called I don't know some giant it's like a frozen frozen pumpkin swirl thing has videos on the screen okay so this is it so this it says Dunkin Donuts doesn't say what the thing is but it's some kind of a sugary coffee type gross sorry Derek green for tainting the name of your wonderful blizzard which I'm sure has no sugar in it that guy's showing you all the sugar that's in that thing that's so insane to take that much sugar in a drink look at all that sugar all the time look at that stack of sugar cubes that is so bananas that's 181 so it's 34 tspoons or 51.5 cubes of sugar holy Jesus it's a giant drink though too yeah yeah but it's also got ice in it yeah if you get rid of all that ice how much of it is all sugar it's like you're just drinking sugar and ice and you you see people walking around with those and I'm like where are you going to the hospital for diabet I couldn't be going anywhere after having that so like are you drinking this it's afternoon right now well people get used to the sugar and then the sugar doesn't make them crash as much yeah cuz I don't do that but if I do like if I have like a milkshake I'll be like oh yeah like it hits me because I don't eat it all the time yeah but some people eat it all day long and they just their body just gets accustomed to it just like alcoholics alcoholics yes it's it's very similar honestly it's very similar it's a real addiction sugar is a real addiction yeah and it's everywhere it's in everything it's in so many different foods that it doesn't need to be in but it makes more addictive I know and I think it's so interesting with all the things I'm advised to do like being they don't really say like oh you shouldn't have a bunch of I'm sure that's bad I'm sure it's terrible to have a bunch ofera organic food healthy food eating really healthy essential fatty acids eating lots of salmon and things along those lines but yeah they don't nobody cares about that nobody nobody talks to you about sugar no they don't they're like don't have sushi don't have turkey oh by the way that's a problem the cat the cat you have I had him tested for toxoplasmosis he doesn't have it oh that's crazy which I was I was so like I mean I thought for sure if he had it I would have it cuz he sleeps under my chin every night oh yeah but I actually we also have a very expensive litter box we have a Rob the one of those it's called the no it's called the litter Rob I've seen those do you know that it not only self cleans it sends data to my phone in real time so every time he uses the litter box I get an alert on my phone letting him me know how much he weighs uh yeah cuz I used to have to weigh him myself to monitor because basically if if he gets overweight he gets diabetes he's going down he he has cardiomyopathy he has uh which is a heart thing I your husband I'd be sneaking food yeah I'd be giving that cat ice cream I don't he's so patient I'm like I don't know how he's like he's like the cat's not even a nice cat I'm like I know but know he has herpes too the cat oh boy which I was really it's a it's a respiratory thing in cats and cuz the first time he was I was confused at first too I I the vet called me and told me I was like but he's a virgin and they were like okay it's it's like they pick it up as kittens and it causes them to get a cold that comes and goes oh so he takes a medication called viales he takes that one also how often does he take that every day mix into his food he has a probiotic mix into his food if you didn't give it to them what would happen every now and then he get a blister no it's not it's respiratory he sneezes and coughs how bad enough where it was like on the pillow in the morning like gross yeah gross gross it was just I was like oh pills just herpes but then he also he takes steroids every day too oh boy and um and a heart medication oh boy I know that's a lot I know it's I listen but I will do I would do I would keep him on the thing is if I if you could do a ventilator like I would I'm not clone him the thing is is no because he sucks you know what I mean like but would he suck if you had him from a baby I don't know maybe he wouldn't suck maybe he wouldn't suck if you had him as a kid if he didn't have all the trauma yeah I guarantee you that's there's this switch that goes in those feral cats that never really shuts off no it's weird it's a weird switch uh because like it exists in certain animals like there's when they go feral just never come back there's just a giant difference between like domesticated C certain domesticated animals and feral cats are the best example cuz feral cats are so different domesticated cats are wonderful like hey little buddy P their head up yeah they sit in your lap they touch your legs and go up like this up and down with their little claws it's cute he'll do that but then he'll just bite you like he'll decides something I had a feral cat he used to do that too but the difference in between that and an actual cat in the wild is profound like they know no one's looking out for them and that switch has already gone off they're not being taken care of but if you took care of him from the time he was a baby it'd be interesting maybe he'd be a good cat maybe I don't know I would you be willing to do that to clone him or would you think some pet cemetery [ __ ] would go down oh no not that I think it just be so hard because what I love about him is like all this the [ __ ] we went through you know he was with me through everything and you know from you know going through all that [ __ ] in La then he lived with me in DC which is place and then you know New York and everything so so he's like symbolic it's a time in my life I dedicated my first book to him him and Joan Rivers it was him and Joan Rivers neither of whom can read this that's what I dedicated Jo Rivers has my favorite my favorite conspiracy theory that the real Cooks believe that they took out Joan Rivers when she said Michelle obal was a man yes yes that conspiracy the people like look at this video look at this video she says this and then what happens so funny those those [ __ ] the really Looney conspiracy people on they're so there's so much entertainment in that that's one of my favorite ones oh that's Jo Rivers she was 80 years old and she plastic Sur plastic surgery I know for like the 80th time like that [ __ ] is so bad for you getting put under is so bad for you and when you're 80 it's so dangerous but it's probably addictive to get all that [ __ ] done I mean I've I've not had plastic surgery but when I get old I might want to like I might want to get like a facelift well I think in the future you won't have to do that I think they'll have an ability to regenerate skin tissue and make your skin much healthier there's they for sure they're already doing these things where they Micron needle your face and cover your face exosomes done I've done that that I've done that has a significant impact um red light therapy has a significant impact in your skin elasticity and your collagen but I think in the future they're going to be able to regenerate tissue and I think they're pretty close to that I don't think you're going to need to get your [ __ ] lizard face off I'll do it though I get what creeps me out though when women get a mouth it's too big they get Joker face because their [ __ ] face is being pulled so they have a smile and they always show some gum I know I think it's addictive I think you get like a little bit more and a little bit more and then you don't realize how crazy you start to look well it's for sure body dysmorphia yeah you know it's the same as people who have anorexia the same as people are bodybuilders who think they're tiny it's all people have uh propensity to develop at least certain people do this kind of disease where you don't see yourself as other people see you right and it can get real weird if you start doing stuff to your face yeah like we we played uh a video compilation of this these these two brothers um I don't know what they do they're famous for some reason but super handsome when they're young like handsome good looking like model look like model and as they got older they started shooting [ __ ] in their face and then they became like like pin wheel from saw like the whole thing is like super bizarre and if you see the madness take place like over the years like here so this is what they look like yeah this is what they look like now but let me show you what they used to look like when they were young look why do they yeah that's ah they were just good-looking guys see if you can find a video of the guy over the years because the video over the years is wild because you get to see his face moving you know and you see him and you go oh he's like a good-looking guy like good-looking normal guy yeah so this is this is them when they're already [ __ ] up right but this is then when they're younger look go back to that real quick look at that they're goodl looking goodl looking guys very good looking genetic Lottery type [ __ ] yeah like model type like right there great looking guy and now look at them they look insane yeah instead of just looking like an old like Kevin Coster just an older handsome man you know well it's also like so I like you know and I'm very proud of having been on TV for 10 years I have my original lips I have my original teeth congratulations which is like a big deal people get like the big there's a lot of bad veneers going around like a lot of really bad there's probably a lot of good ones though of course I like so my mom died it'll be 10 years in November I like that I kind of look like her if I [ __ ] up my face too much I probably wouldn't look like her anymore like I I like to look like myself yeah that's a good thing and but I I I I don't know I mean people you always think you maybe a little bit and people go more and more more I mean maybe when I I don't like it's a dangerous road and when actresses do it that it [ __ ] up their career I think it does well it does for like some because they go away cuz they don't look like the same person anymore exactly like the girl from Dirty Dancing Jenn I've never seen Dirty Dancing what I've never seen any movies the only movies I've ever seen is I I watch Happy Gilmore over and over again you don't see any movies other than Happy Gilmore so I've seen Billy Madison how much ad all were you doing while you watching happy no seen I just movies are long okay so I don't I mean but I I I've seen so she got her nose fixed this is like her older but when she was younger she had this very prominent nose and then she got it fixed and like she was unrecognizable it's cool to look different from everybody else in some way yeah but the problem is when everybody knows you as the person who looks like that like barbar stran if barbar Stan got a nose job it would be crazy what what are you doing you're not Barbara stran anymore we love the old you that's what we like we don't want you doing that that's nuts you're changing the shape of your nose and it's really obvious yeah yeah that's I I do recognize her but it's crazy when dudes do it like politician dudes and all they got that Frozen Matt Gates that all he's got this the eyebrows are up and his forehead's not moving like hey Real Housewives yeah like hey bro you just look different three weeks ago you can't do that who told you you should do that yeah I don't know who who why are you scared of a brow movement when you're a man especially as a man that's I don't get why men do it at all because men are allowed to get old men are allowed you know with women it's a it makes a little more sense men it's like if you are 80 you like you can have a girlfriend friend who's 30 it happens all the time right but women not so much people cheer it on hilarious yeah yeah it's like when when you see rubert Murdoch with whatever his latest wife is 30 years old yeah go everybody everybody who's older it's very common you don't even have to be that rich there's a lot of those old Rich guys though that have like bomber wives like of course yeah it's crazy it's crazy to watch that's why I say my husband's only 2 years older than me so that's actually I think I'm technically like 10 years older right if you take Society into account he's actually like I'm a cougar right yeah for going for a guy that's only 2 years older than me crazy mm I know it's like the in general especially like with old Rich guys like none of them are marrying anybody their age no I told him I'm like babe I'm like you're in finance your wife's not even born yet but he said to me he said that he usually gets bored in relationships but with me he prays for it he prays for boredom I'm never bored he's like he's like I wake up every day I never know who I'm going to get that's oh that's hilarious are you more or less stable off the amphetamines I less less less stable more impossible but I'm also pregnant right so I'll be doing [ __ ] I don't know if it's a for example he'll say something to me but I'm very self-aware which is good I think I'm very are you sure I think so okay I think so I've had a lot of therapy which I think is helpful like when I've needed it I don't know I don't go all the time but uh I'll be I'll he asked asked me recently if I could pick some things up around like this is your stuff every I was like I'll just leave if you want me to just sleep and I'm like oh my God sorry that was that was a bit of an overreaction but I don't know if that's because I'm not medicated or because I'm pregnant it's probably a little bit of both right I mean certainly there's something going on inside your body that's significant and then on top of that you're off speed yeah that's why it'd be interesting for you to wait a little while I think I'm going to which I never thought I would you probably should you you might like yourself more after 9 months yeah cuz right now you're still in the the hell of it it is how many months it's been since you stopped so whenever I found out I was pregnant at the end of May okay just a couple of months yeah yeah June July oh we're in September now okay so three months yeah so this is like a new thing you know your body's probably still equalizing you know normalizing getting down to the regular levels and it's weird when I see myself in the mirror I still like do a jump scare cuz I'm like that who's that cuz I was so skinny before I was really skinny before now I have like a belly cuz I'm supp right but I do a jump scare a little bit really yeah but I'm going back out I mean I'm going back back out on tour when the book comes out so I'm going to be super pregnant super pregnant 5 days a week on Gutfeld two days a week on the road wow so that's going to be a lot are you worried about that like being becoming exhausted and that that would have a detrimental effect I'm worried about being exhausted but I'm not worried about having a detrimental effect I mean because I'm just going to do it and I love it like I love being on stage I love doing what I do as long as you get enough sleep you yeah mhm but it's going to be tough at the end it's going to be you going to do it all the way to the end yeah I'm doing it all the way until I can't fly anymore so the middle of December wow but I you know it's my husband says he's going to come with me his his joke he he has like a couple jokes he has like five jokes and one of them is he's like I'm going to come so she has someone to yell at that's his bit he has a few jokes he's in the military what else does he say he loves he loves when people ask him if he's ever been hunting cuz then he gets to say just people yeah people like that one yeah he likes that one I'm trying to think what else he's got like a five solid bits that he does but you know it's crazy that you're going to do it all the way up until nine months that's that seems why not just like stop doing it like six cuz I I cuz going to be rough I'm a person of extremes I'm always like I want to take it to the Limit every single time and I also even while you're pregnant like what if you give birth prematurely when you're on the road I don't think I will oh well you've had a lot of experience having babies I don't but they said so they said I shouldn't fly past 34 weeks so um that would be December 28th is and my last show is I think December 15th so that's I'm just listening to what they're telling me that's good but I and I also I think it's going to be I I really like the I'm I'm really passionate about the subject matter you know I'm I'm I love doing the shows and it's why wouldn't I do it other than you know what you just mentioned it it's funny that people would instantly want to label you as a right-wing person Fox and also it's fny that just people do that anymore whatever they did when they first created Fox Fox was essentially the first real opinion-based news source that was very right-wing that was on television and then that gave the rise to or at least gave some of the motivation to places like CNN to develop these editorial based shows and opinion-based perspectives that really annoyed and polarized so many people and it used to be that there was certain stations that would have objective news and you would get objective news and you would have right-wing people given their perspective and leftwing people look gor Vidal and William F Buckley debated live on television multiple times in a row and it was like one of the biggest events on TV at the time like people were allowed to have differing opinions and they'd be on a show and we would let them talk things through yeah and even then I'm sure it was polarized it's always going to be people are always going to tribal but today it's so much more ridiculous that at any time I could ever remember in my life well I think that one of the bigger Pro biggest problems with today is not just that there's a lack of independent thinking but that people have difficulty even perceiving it when it happens so if I say something that is critical of kamla then people are like oh she's MAA she's super MAA or if you say something critical of trump then it's like oh well you're a communist and you're going to vote for and they don't even perceive that hey maybe someone could be this other thing where they just kind of don't fall into either camp and I get that people yeah maybe you just have a point and just listen to what the point is but it's and and the parties don't mean anything in a lot of sense like I've been at Fox for almost 10 years now so I used to get [ __ ] on for I'm I'm super anti-war I'm an anti-war person um I think you know it's it's a a lot of not I think we know they lie to us about a lot of these things and then we know that people get promoted and they get Rich who work in you know they move on from working as generals to working in weapons companies Etc we know all this stuff but that used to be something that the left would agree with me on and the right would yell at me about and then it was Trump was becoming anti-war with Ukraine and then it was reversed then I was like I'm a trump puppet for thinking and saying the things that I've always thought so it's just people it's just it's people even notice that though right they don't even notice it as it's happening because they're really just committed to their tribe exactly mhm it's these blue no matter who people are red till dead people that's then you can trick them into this is one of the reasons why like if I was the Grand manipulator of the world if I really believe there's one cabal of super Geniuses that's running everything I would try to see if I could do that you know I would say let's see if we can get the left to support uh like censorship proar uh invasive politics like entering into people's homes and classrooms and and you know siphoning up their information in order to protect uh trans kids and [ __ ] in Detroit or whatever it is come up with some [ __ ] reason and make everybody get a part of a centralized digital currency cuz that's better for everybody and put everybody on an app so we know if you're vaccinated that's the left that's the ex like if I wanted to show that people are so easily manipulated that there is no left there is no right it's mostly nonsense it's mostly people just apply they're just subscribing to a predetermined pattern of beliefs and behaviors that they think is good and makes them a part of the tribe it's exactly what it is yeah it's exactly what it is and it cuz when people people say oh are you moderate this like moderate according to what what are these two pillars that have been set up they're not it's not real right and it's always changing ex it's and it goes so far to the left and so far to the right that what what used to be crazy is now normalized like hormone blockers for kids like being able to take away parents rights because the child wants to transition and they want to be able to do it without the the parents without the parents say so that to me 13 14 years old [ __ ] czy the stuff with the schools is crazy to me because it's it shouldn't matter what it's about but there's never been a time in history we would we would have accepted that no to say that you can't tell the parents what's going on with the kids at school is to say that the state has more ownership over your kids than you do that's some creepy communist [ __ ] it is and and it's not just creepy communist [ __ ] but it's prescribed it's like this is what you're supposed to believe in if you want to be a part of the progressive left yeah and but then of course the right takes it too far being like drag no drag queens you know it's you should definitely be allowed to be a drag queen but I don't know if you should have drag queen Story Hour for 5-year-olds when there's no parents around and also when the kids can't read or do math is my thing I think that all of this stuff it's also very i' I've noticed became more of an argument after Co I think there's a lot of distraction from hey these kids lost a lot because I think it's it's so crazy how it's this radical idea to say the department of when Trump said dep I'd get rid of the Department of Education people go he hates kids it's like okay well look what they did and look what they're continuing to do I mean kids are results look at the results in this country the academic results are terrible there was no school for two years some places just getting rid of a department or disbanding a department doesn't mean you don't fund that thing anymore but it probably would be better if there was something more competitive exactly because if you just give it just like we were talking about the homeless problem in California if you just give it to an organization institution it's a government funded institution has no obligation to be profitable has no obligation to be effective and you just say we are spending a lot of money on the homeless problem and what you've really done is just employ a bunch of people and they've done very little no well they've done a lot in terms of probably their own incentives and their own power and their own you can apply that to basically infrastructure education everything it's just the same kind of thing it's like I'm not this person says the free market will figure out everything but in a lot of cases you'd be better off with some competition so you'd force people to be more effective it'd Force results you would have to you would force people to be accountable for whatever decisions they've made and what the results of those decisions are there's no accountability right there's no accountability and that's a real problem in this country and that used to be something that the left feared the left used to fear corporate interference and big business and big government they used to fear that they they used to fear all that stuff and now they're all in on it it's so weird yeah and and and for me I'm I mean I'm a huge I mean first amendment is so important right that's if you don't have that you don't have anything well you don't have a job yeah without it I don't either no of course i' go to DB I would be in jail a long time ago think about what they're putting people in jail for in England just posting things on Facebook but I get [ __ ] from both sides for depending on what I'm defending in terms of the constit something being constitutional I mean mean with the obviously with the left it's like what what also what was crazy to me is people a lot of the same people were the Trump as Hitler people were also the hate speech LW people right which is like how can you think this government that's led by Hitler should be in control of what you can and can't say that doesn't make sense to me but sometimes I also flag burning has to be constitutional because you have to be able to like buy a flag and if you you can't burn a flaggy bot like come on like that's government protest you have to be able to do that I don't like it I would never do it but you shouldn't put people in jail for it yeah Trump said he wants to put people in jail for a year yeah and I was like no dude it's like you know what I mean like he he he got shot he looked awesome when he got shot I mean really I mean I if I got shot I would not look that cool right fist pumping fight fight no no I'd be like gangster yeah it was amazing when he got shot I was like oh that he won I really thought after he got shot I was like he just won the election well I think they did too that's why they shuffled Biden out and put I think so too yeah and they're like let's just gas light these [ __ ] into a coma and push this through yeah I think so too I think so too because 100% if they had a full year of comma versus Trump like a full year of her running and doing interviews we'd have a much more yeah yeah yeah we'd have a much more balanced understanding of who she is and how this is going to look and what's going to be like if she becomes president absolutely CU right now people are just riding on gas they're just [ __ ] they're [ __ ] riding on gas but it's so powerful the and you can see it the everybody's in on her that's really powerful people are excited about her Alexa Alexa Alexa's in honor that Alexa thing's crazy pop culture you know everyone's in on it and it's it's also we're in this I hate I hate election Years cuz it's just like if you don't vote for blank this whole country is going to go down like but both sides say it so it's just like it's no whoever wins it's going to be shitty and just in different ways and maybe some of the same ways it's just not what do you think would be the shittiest like not in terms of for the country but in terms of people's reaction do you think more violence will take place if Trump gets an office or more violence will take place if KLA gets in office CU I anticipate there's going to be some craziness after the election of course once someone decides whoever someone is whoever's president whatever whenever it gets decided there's going to be some Madness yeah going to be some real Madness and I get scared of that kind of stuff too because I know that a lot of times when people do that they think they're they're making a point but boy if you're against government control those kind of like real Angry riots and protests are an amazing opportunity for them to clamp down on your rights yes absolutely yeah absolutely when that happens it's like okay well then we need to crack federalize police and this and that it's like it's crazy I really do I am concerned about it for the same reasons for the absolutely and it's going to be bad no matter what in terms of the reaction of the other side I mean people I'm not looking forward to it I'm like I can't wait for this election to be over and then I'm like oh it's going to be even worse yeah probably will I mean especially if if you believe the conspiracy theories that some of that stuff is funded like some of that stuff is organized some protests and riots they seem to be organized right and I'm not going to be a conspiracy theorist but there is the a thing called an agent provocator it's always existed and they send people in to disrupt protests and turn them violent and make things chaotic that's always been the case case especially if they want to push a a very specific agenda that you know the people are fed up and they're angry and so when remember when the George Floyd riots were going on and they'd find pallets of bricks just laying around yeah well that was crazy because anybody ever some people had like reasons for certain bricks being in places but there was a few of them where they're like people just said that they just got dropped off there and that's exactly where everything popped off like what why are there pallets of bricks there's never just pallets of bricks playing around no I have no yeah that I have no idea if you were going to organize a riot wouldn't you just brick I'd break some bricks for my Riot yeah if I was like look this is what we're going to do we're going to we're organizing we're spending all this money to get these college kids to invest in this then we're going to bring in antifa and they're going to go crazy and we're handing out masks and then we're going to leave bricks around and I also think it's sad because I think that there there were definitely legitimate points to be made and are about criminal justice I think but boy was that handled the I mean so they go from that to people to people you know setting buildings on fire and then CNN doing the you know mostly fiery but mostly peaceful with the famous it's like come on you don't got to defend that you know like nobody like people you look ridiculous exactly but then it got completely bungled and so in the name of Criminal Justice Reform now it's like people who are actual violent criminals can be allowed out easier nobody wanted that so then now the pendulum going to swing in the other direction where you know it's going to be even more Law and Order and it's going to be like you said it's going to be rights at stake civil liberties at stake which is what this was supposed to be all about to begin with well this is the the ultimate goal of I mean again I'm not saying this is happening but this would be the ultimate goal of a Communist dictatorship you cause chaos you step in to stop the chaos you install new rules to make sure that there's no more chaos anymore you Tech you cause a problem you you bring up a solution that solution allows you to gain more control and you just keep doing it you keep doing it until you have ultimate control over the people yeah and I'm not saying it's happening either but in general it'sing way in general the fear is used by the government a lot right it's really I mean even going back to talking about war and oh we National Security and we you need to do this next thing you know I mean look at the Patriot Act yeah I mean people were like you have to be able to to protect you doing this same Banning Tik Tok all these things and you look into what they're really doing and the power that it would really give them it's like oh this isn't about really just Banning Tik Tok What did kamla Harris say recently about Elon Musk and uh Twitter having to follow the same rules as Facebook yeah what did she yeah what did I didn't know I didn't hear what did she say it was something some something about how elon's going to have to follow the same rules Facebook that's so first of all what rules rules yeah hey and also didn't Mark Zuckerberg just come out with a statement saying that he regretted giving in to the government's request to take down covid-19 information yeah and yeah and then the laptop store he just came out like it was a big statement because for a lot of people they were really Furious about it claim video clip portrays Harris saying that she will shut down X I don't think she said she would shut it down if she wins 2024 pleasure then musk has lost his privileges the fact that's false Harris was referring to Trump long before musk Twitter rebranded it as X um so is that what she was saying from that video so was the video her saying that why should Trump uh why should Twitter be allowed to have Trump on if Facebook can't have him on is that what it is I I got when I'm looking for the video all I'm seeing is like 20 within the last 24 hours post sa a claim is false right but that is not what we were talking about though we were talking about something slightly different let me see if I can find it for you do she want to shut down X El no no no no no no no no no no I'm not saying that she said she would shut it down what I'm saying is that she was saying that why should uh Twitter not have to follow the same rules that are being followed by Facebook right what I typed in was Camala Harris twitter rules so that's the videos that were popping up and I I'm sending it to you right now Jamie this is what I'm looking for okay so I need to know what she's referring to here but like listen to this statement yeah I think this is from that go ahead and play it let's see what it says so she's probably talking about Trump being on Twitter is that what it is said she was talking to Jake Tapper so we'll see that's what this is that you can't say that you have one rule for Facebook and you have a different rule for Twitter the same rule has to apply which is that there has to be a a a responsibility that is placed on these social media sites to understand their power they are directly speaking to millions and millions of people without any level of of of oversight or regulation and that has to stop okay right away yeah there's no way to misconstrue that what does that mean oversight and regulation for free speech is ridiculous yeah just that just that alone there's no way to misconstrue that right what she was saying is what I was thinking she was saying she was saying they she wants government oversight and regulation for social media that's crazy it's crazy for anyone to want it because if the only reason you want it right is because you you agree with the ideological bent of the platform wait until someone else is in charge of it or wait until there's a different government in charge it's also saying that the very thing that Mark Zuckerberg regrets yeah should be happening like she's essentially saying why should they have different rules for Facebook than they do for Twitter like what rules like what rules we don't have rules we have First Amendment rights of free speech I think it actually is even crazy that he's admitting that you know I mean good for him absolutely Trump said something pretty scary for him he said that if he finds out that he interfered with the election he's going to be in jail for the rest of his life that's pretty scary that's pretty [ __ ] scary because it's very likely that he might wind up being the president and if he winds up being the president they started investigating this stuff if I was Mark Zuckerberg I'd be pretty [ __ ] freaked out by that statement because it is election interference for sure whoever was running Twitter who gave in the FBI's request to take down the hunter Biden laptop story they definitely interfered with the way people voted because if people found out that that laptop was legitimate and all that stuff was true there there's a certain percentage I don't know what the number is but there's a certain percentage of people that were maybe on the fence and that could have influenced their vote one way or another and it could have given Trump fuel because he could have been talking about it see I told you that this was real and they've been lying and it would also prove that Biden lied during the debates I don't understand how anybody think it was real though because Hunter never even denied like he was when all those people signed that letter all those intelligence people Former Intelligence AG 51 signed it guess who didn't sign it Hunter Biden right that's what I thought from the I was like okay if that was me and someone was saying there was a laptop going around of me you know doing all this [ __ ] banging all these people on camera and smoking all these drugs I'd be like that I would be in like that was not me I would be like you know that'd be pretty important for me to come out and say that today if it happened today you could claim it was AI easy well that's out there with everybody me included sadly forever forever yeah and not only that it's going to change and get way more complex and there's nothing you can do about because you knock it down it's like whack-a-mole it's like then there's another one then there's another one there's nothing you do about that but that you know with all this stuff this talk like that whatever she was saying right there is not what you want to hear from somebody you don't you you don't want to hear they're going to censor social they were talking specifically about Senator Warren talking about uh Banning president Trump's account and that was her response to it yeah but she was also talking about oversight she talked about oversight very specifically and clearly yeah it has the quote right here yeah and what's the rule that she's talking about the same rule should apply which is there has to be a responsibility that is placed on these social media sites to understand their power they are directly speaking to millions and millions of people without any level of oversight or regul and that has to stop that's all you need to hear like that right there is not something you want to hear from someone who respects the First Amendment that's not how it's supposed to be also who's they it's just a collection of people not only that if you're talking about oversight and regulation are you talking about the exact same people that were trying to get Twitter and successfully did get Twitter to take down the hunter Biden laptop story and make it impossible to share that video saying that it was misinformation when it was not and if you don't do anything to correct and to hold people responsible that pushed out that misinformation and no one's punished for it and there's no retribution there's no there's no repercussions at all like what are you saying then then what are you saying it's okay if your side says things that aren't true and you can regulate in a way that's not based on fact or reality but based on a result that you want to take place and that's fine so we then we don't have freedom of speech no of course not then then then you're talking nonsense this is talking crazy talk maybe she believed it was real back then maybe she believed it was real who knows maybe she believed it was important that the but if you got a hold of the Twitter files and you see what Michael shellenberger and Matt taiii and all those people that went through that stuff with the fine tooth comb the stuff that they found out should make you realize like no you can't have the government tell you what you can and can't say it's not they don't always tell the truth they're often influenced sometimes you have Rogue actors you probably have one or two people that's responsible for making the call to Facebook or to Twitter so it's on them it's on these people with whatever [ __ ] influence that they have and what whatever people are talking to them behind the scenes we can't have that kids it's bad for everybody yeah and the just the idea that there's certain information that's misinformation is just the government government sanction information yeah but they can't even let you debate it they want to stop it as soon as they want you to stop it the only solution to bad information is good information that's how it's supposed to be if they want to stop you from saying something and then it turns out that what you were saying was true no one should trust them ever again there should be some sort of a comeuppence and there's no comeuppence there's no discussion of it it's never talked about it's just plowed on through and we move on to the next thing with no acknowledgement at all that you guys [ __ ] [ __ ] at us and lied to us for years for years and now you want to control social media to stop lies and the lab leak theory is one that really I mean people's careers were destroyed over being like maybe this virus came from this lab full of virus where it was found right outside of and they were like you [ __ ] crazy ass you should but it was only because certain information was seen as acceptable and sanctioned and certain information was seen as not well it's way creepier than that it was vested suppressing it no I get it there's a business behind it and they use their money and their influence and their control of the media to [ __ ] you you got bullshitted you got bullshitted by business and business they got together with media and they all had plan what are you playing Jamie what are you watching over there more [ __ ] it's just there's so much [ __ ] but also less [ __ ] if you think about overall because there's way more truth now right like you get way more independent journalism than we've ever had yeah access to in the history of the human race and you get so much of it so you get all this media propaganda and mainstream [ __ ] but on top of that you get a lot of jmy dors you get a lot of independent people that are telling the truth you get the Glen green wals you get the Matt taies you get all these people that are just telling you Michael shellenberger telling Barry Wise telling you what the [ __ ] is actually going on and not attached to some large corporation yeah but it's also saying the government is the only one that's allowed to be wrong right because if what they say is misinformation turns out to be true as was so many things that's okay right but it's not just wrong you were lying of course of course like fouchy being like Oh we made up six like yeah we didn't really know it's it's just actively lying yes absolutely there's a difference between being wrong about something and and just lying and then getting truth removed you know and shaming doctors from Stanford and Harvard and and and making them out to be CS some of the people that were the top of their field and they had dissenting opinions because they're experts and they're watching this [ __ ] go down by bureaucrats and they're like you [ __ ] and people say just stay home that drove me nuts I feel like how can you say that when you're still at work when you're still at work right I I mean I was lucky to still have my job yeah and people had to shut down even New York's not the same anymore as it used to be because a lot of these businesses closed down forever what made New York so special was a lot of those small businesses restaurants things like that they can't afford to be open and just not have customers for that long so now a lot of that's like Dunkin Donuts are you seeing the difference in New York with the spike of immigrants I haven't really I don't go outside that much though there was some uh recent statistic about the percentage of violent crimes robberies and assaults that were created by um migrants illegal immigrants that are in New York right now yeah I'm not familiar with that I mean I also truly don't go any like I I go to work in my apartment that's pretty much it I was going to read the article but I saved it see if you can find it though because I thought it'd be an interesting thing to talk about like at what point in time like I know that Eric Adams the the mayor is saying stop coming here go somewhere else and Cath get out of herewhere el but you still have a sanctuary City and you still are paying them to stay there that's the thing that gets me is I'm somebody if if you are non-violent you want to come contribute to our economy then I think you should be welcome to do so but the incentives where you're paying for things here is the immigrants uh it's on New York Post migrants flooding New York City's justice system making up 75% of arrests in Midtown as pathetic Sanctuary city laws handcuff cops yeah I saw this thing where uh someone was complaining to these cops about someone doing something illegal and they say we can't arrest them because this is a sanctuary City and they're migrants so like they you could just do wild it was somewhere in Colorado so like you could just do wild things and no one could do anything because you're in a sanctuary City and I it's I think it's Terri I think it should be very simple I think that if you want to come contribute to the economy and you're non-violent you should be free to do so I don't think we should be paying people I mean to come over to the cities they're doing yeah that's what they're doing what do you think they're doing then why do you think they're doing it this way I don't I mean like there's many explanations there's a bunch of conspiracies and then there's also the idea of people not wanting to sound not wanting to be called xenophobic yeah but if you not wanting to be xenophobic doesn't mean you have an open border the idea of just completely abandoning any idea of security concerns yeah I think it could be more I it's sad because there are people who want to come here and work and should be able to and have problems they can't come here but then there's people who just it's not even the problem you don't even blame you come here you get free this you get free that free place to stay why wouldn't these people all come right do you think they're bringing them in here to buy votes though I don't I I'm not convinced that's the most interesting one right I'm not convinced by that well Nancy Pelosi was on Bill Mah and she was talking about providing a path for them to all be citizens and that's what she wants to do make them documented document them aren't a lot of people from these countries conservative though too well it depends on which countries from Cuba for sure there's definitely people who are also conservative but the thing is most people look out for their best interest and you can buy them I mean if you're the party that let them through and gave them money and allowed them to establish a foothold in America and now their fames here and they're doing much better well you would definitely vote Democrat because they're the people that hooked you up that just seems like a natural human incentive without even having to bribe them to do it if you're giving them loans and helping them get houses and making it so they can vote and giving them a clear path path to citizenship that seems like if I came here from Guatemala and I didn't know a lot about our political system and the people that hooked me up I'd stick with them so you probably are going to get a higher percentage of those people that if you can ever do this and create a path with these people who are illegal immigrants and get enter into the country illegally can get a quick path to you would have a lot more voters a lot you'd have a lot I mean it doesn't see it sounds crazy to say but it doesn't seem crazy to try if you're trying to figure out a way that you can win and win in the future like almost every time wouldn't you like just bring in voters I mean I I've heard I've obviously heard the argument before I'm not s I'm just not I'm not super convinced by it I think that there's a many other things that play into it but in general my problem is with the extremely large welfare state in general and where the money goes and how bad the government is at spending money yeah I mean because it's it it's also I same thing as California's in New York I mean there's was so much money spent wasn't Bloomberg or excuse me um deblasio's wife that was in charge of like the homeless mental health initiative you went they missing a bunch of money and it's like I'm sitting there I used to live in Hudson yards and my husband and I are sitting in this we we've since moved but we're sitting there we were looking down in the park watching like some dude get a [ __ ] from you know some crackhead blowing someone else and it's like I feel like the there there's a lot still going on here with this mental where's my money all going right in general and I feel like with you know immigration I think also the two sides there's a lot of incentives that people get from politically yeah you know think about the dreamers labor here's the thing about cheap labor and this is what Tim Dylan's been saying he said he's like he thinks they're bringing in cheap illegal labor and that's why construction businesses like if you kicked out all the illegal immigrants he was like a lot of construction business be [ __ ] they'd be [ __ ] and he said there's a lot of people that don't want those jobs anymore and there sneaking in people to fill those jobs he he thinks that's part of it and that makes sense but did you ever see that documentary Wild Wild Country it's [ __ ] great it's on uh Netflix and it's all about this cult that uh put together this compound in like the Pacific Northwest and one of the things they did is they brought in homeless people by the buses they they found all these homeless people you can be a part of our community and these homeless people get there like wow finally I have a place and I belong these people were all psyched they belong to this community and then they voted so they took over the whole town by busing in voters so they brought in these vot they just grabbed homeless people from everywhere and they integrated into the community that's a South Park they had them they had them vote but they really did they had this is like in the 80s or '90s so they had them vote and what year was that what year did that take place it might be the 2000s anyway had them vote and then once they took over the town they kicked all the homeless people out get the [ __ ] out of here and the homeless people like I thought you loved me I thought I was a part of the team these people like for once in their life they had Direction they had meaning they were part of a community they're trying to get off the dope they're feeling better about themselves chanting and really believing all this thing these people are talking about and they really just used them they're political pawns yeah well it's the same thing is remember the how the DREAM Act the dreamers was like such a big deal when Trump said he was going to remove the protections and but then okay so why have they not been protected now so why has there been no bill they they' if everybody cares so much people they don't care that's like the that's like my overarching belief is just that politics they just don't care about you that it makes you people fight in their real life with people on the behalf of people who that don't even care you exist they can't they can't care there's too many people I mean just imagine wanting that job first of all no I can't and then imagine like the stress of how is Trump doing it at 78 years old like how's he dealing with the stress of doing this no like and he's doing podcasts and it's like what the [ __ ] man he's on a podcast with the he the podcast with the was amazing amazing he did one with Lex yesterday so it's just like how do you have the energy to keep that [ __ ] that job I would never and how can you you you can care as much as you want about you could try to care but there's so many things to care about yeah there's so much going on and everything's a [ __ ] fire everything's on fire the economy is on fire international relations on fire the economy I went I mean I I went and got uh two coffees and two shitty egg sandwiches with my husband the other day shitty ones you know the ones that are pre-made and you just heat them and they it was over $60 what yeah is that New York City yeah [ __ ] get out of there why why are they doing that that's it why are they why is Fox stupid don't they move their [ __ ] business to Connecticut somewhere move anywhere I'm all about it cuz that's the only reason I'm there yeah go somewhere else and I don't go out right I guess it's fun if like you're but when I was there and I was young I was poor so I never really now I'm married and pregnant so I'm not going out right I'm going home and work and home you can't even live in Long Island cuz it's too hard to get over too hard to get over that we're making that we're still renting and I'm making that decision of like do we like buy a house somewhere but then in Jersey but then but then you it takes you an hour to get to worka if you leave at 6:00 in the morning exactly one of those deals yeah do I do which is worse it's it's hard and if you want to do standup God damn it you kind of have to be in the city like it's so hard to do set unless you're single and free like when I lived in New relle I I I lived in New relle because I couldn't afford to live in the city at the time and I was doing a lot of Road gigs I needed a car I needed a parking spot and if I lived in the city a parking spot was like 500 bucks a month or something like that it was crazy half of my rent for a a spot to put my car I had to have a [ __ ] car so I used to have to drive in the city to go and do spots so I would do spots in the city I'd have to pay to park I'd always lose money I never made any money if I lived in the city and just hopped around the subway and took cabs I could have made a living doing standup in the city but I had to do Road gigs in order to just make a living just to be able to do sets in the city yeah no and I've just started going you know getting into going back up just around the city again just like oh what am I doing this weekend hey can I get a spot at this place CU I've quit stand up three times and now I'm back at it it's it's you can't really ever quit it I feel like some people can I I mean I think I could quit it if I you know I quit it during thought I could I quit it during Co for like eight months and I was thinking why I was quitting it what while you know I was like who knows if this is ever going to happen again I was thinking I'm okay like I love it I really love standup it's fun I love comedian like Stan hope said it best he's like I could quit comedy but I couldn't quit comedians yeah which is like totally right it's like the Hang is like it's too they're too fun to hang with they're too fun to be silly with everyone knows there's no boundaries everyone's being hilarious everyone like last night we were in The Green Room and Brian Simpson came up with this new bit and everybody's like giving like he said this thing it was really fun I go dude that's a bit he's like think so I'm like [ __ ] yeah and then he hit it with another tagline and then somebody else jumped in then he had another tagline like he created this bit right in front and he was like oh I can't wait to go on stage and tell that I was like woo like those kind of moments those are the most fun moments and I think only Comics are going to appreciate that you know no one else is going to understand what even just happened that guy just has a bit there not only just a bit but it's a a root of what's going to be a real chunk of material like he's just started off with this hilarious premise that has a few really good taglines and then four months from now that's going to probably be a closing bit you know it's like one of those deals it's like I can't stop hanging out with those people it's too fun oh it's too fun but I mean for me I quit a few times and I quit most recently also during Co and then when I wrote the first book I started doing a live show with and there's slides involved but every slide has a punchline and then next thing you know I'm going up around the city now doing just like standup as well in addition to my live shows but now it's pretty much I'm going to have no time to just do my my shows and then got filed 5 days a week and the baby God growing the baby maybe you do need speed I'm telling you I'm telling you but it's you know they don't let you well they do they the fact that they would let me take it I was like yeah [ __ ] that cuz then if there was ever anything wrong with the baby I'd be like that was my fault right right right that was my fault for taking amphetamines during my pregnancy yeah yeah [ __ ] that [ __ ] that so I thought I'd be honestly I thought when I I thought I'd be more scared of having K and I am scared I no idea what I'm doing but I've also just been like too tired yeah which is kind of nice right that probably like eases some of the anxiety like you need a nap yeah exactly once you have the baby then you're going to need a lot of naps yeah baby brain is real in the beginning you you think you're like out of it now when you don't get any sleep and the baby's up and then you got to like take turns like you you're you're going to be like sleep deprived for several months yeah at least atast at least I mean I I I've it's crazy cuz only recently have I accepted that this baby's going to like live in my apartment you know what I mean I bet you're going to want to get out of there you yeah I'm sure yeah you're going to want to get a house you're going to want to be somewhere safer and quieter somewhere with outside yeah somewhere where your kid can play the baby can't play on the balcony it's just I just you know I have friends who raised their whole families in New York City like kids from baby all the way to grown up and those kids are different they're little assassins I that's I'm worried I don't want to have to explain to my toddler a dude like jerking off on a street corner with a needle in his arm they know too much I want have to I mean the stuff that you see just and it's not as bad as it was dur during Co it was crazy people were shooting up all over the place not as bad but still I mean remember when people were using the streets as like racetracks they were crashing cars because there was no one on the street so people were going like 150 M an hour down Broadway there was I and when I live in Hudson yards also during Co there was a dude at a chick bent over a car [ __ ] her in the daytime in the daytime and he was like howling he was like Wow and I was and I'm looking around and there's nobody no nobody's doing anything you know what would you want them to do no right like nobody wants to be in the Splash Zone nobody wants to go anywhere near any all the terrible things that are going on is that that bad you know I mean they're not doing anything when someone smashes windows and steals clothes and I would be upset if that were my car when deasio let those people have those Smash and grabs and was telling them to like get it out of their system remember that yeah that that was the strategy just let the riots burn themselves out and don't arrest anybody like what are you [ __ ] doing well no personal property that's com that's some communist [ __ ] too it was CRA it was just it didn't make any sense it was all failed leftist philosophies from like the 1960s that nobody really believes in in practice and they're they've never worked like you you can't just let people [ __ ] Smash and grab things you're going to destroy the fabric of society you're going to so many people are going to be indoctrinated into looting and stealing that maybe have never done that before if you have these mass group if you have like these Mass groups of people that break into a mall and 200 how many of those people have ever done anything like that before probably a lot haven't and now all a sudden they have and they do it multiple times then it becomes a normalized thing and they realizes no you've you've created a real [ __ ] problem well you feel dumb for not stealing at a certain point you know it's like why am I still paying for this [ __ ] but you can't I can't buy anything at a I have to get like Essentials toiletries type [ __ ] you have to just get it online you can't go to a store in New York cuz it's all there's no one working there there's a few employees you got to press a button every time you need something everything's locked up ber Chrysler went viral today because uh I think Breitbart put a video of his because he went through a r Aid yeah I saw someone commenting on that though that rid's going out of business and that store is like one of the ones that's closing where people going to get their aetam but you know why they're going out of business cuz they got looted everything's locked up I see what you're saying but if it doesn't make sense that they're going out of business so they locked up everything no no they locked up everything cuz people were stealing like crazy because they they passed a [ __ ] law where anything under $900 or whatever it was they weren't allowed to arrest you so people just run in throw deodorant [ __ ] hairspray throw everything in a bag and walk right out the door and no one could do a goddamn thing about it video showing deserted right AIDS bear shelves after bankruptcy goes viral is this Bert yeah look at Bert went viral Bert so happy he's never going to stop doing this now he's going to go everywhere I want to go every right there is Burke ker who showcased the empty shelves incorrectly attributing them to theft incorrectly first of all it's the reason why they're locked up go show the video so is this show the video because the do you want me to send it to you you got it I got get it right here okay because saying saying that that's that's kooky to say that's really kooky to say falsely ruting then to theft or is this one maybe look at this this are deodorant look everything's locked up but that this is empty so this is probably is going on a business looted and I guess thieves just come in and take whatever is expensive and just but I think this is going on of business because it's not locked up yeah this is this is incorrect this is classic so I thought these were locks lock boxes you coming okay where wrong but he's not wrong wrong because the reason why they go on a business is because they've been looted so like they they've abandoned several major cities right they've moved out like a lot of businesses have moved out of San Francisco a lot of businesses have moved out La for very specific reason because of these looting yeah like this is real like what what comp what uh companies have pulled stores because of the after effect of looting let's find out yeah I mean I know they have in Oakland I think they have in San Francisco let's Google that's a different question what drug stores what drug stores have pulled out of San Francisco I think it's Walgreens wall so what's the difference between Walmart and Walgreens a lot I mean Walgreens is drugstore Walmart is the big place that have but they have drugs there too right but they don't Pharmacy they can hang in there yeah they they're an institution and said it would close around 900 stores during the next 3 years uh 9% of them or wait it then closed six in San Francisco including five throughout downtown and one on Venice Avenue yeah drug stores drug stores used to be like the most profitable [ __ ] business you could own yeah and now they're like we're just getting robbed yeah well I mean I so Bert's kind of right he's not right why those shelves are empty at that moment because they're they're they're going out of business but that's why they're going out of business well those would be locked up Old Navy to Nordstrom half of the retailers free fleeing downtown San Francisco well because brick and mortar wasn't doing that well to begin with because people are buying [ __ ] online and then you just let people go people were going to the store because you can steal it it's so crazy you they want Society to collapse like allowing stuff like that and not making corrective measures to make these retailers feel comfortable so they stay in your community without doing anything to save them and letting them pull out and not making any corrective measures is so nuts it yeah it is nuts but it's it's nothing's changed I mean I can't New York's stuff has been locked up forever now right but this is a new thing is what I'm saying like this is not this didn't exist in the year 2000 you never saw this so in the last 24 years all of a sudden it's become a thing that people are looting stores on a regular basis to the point where they have to move out of cities because there's no correction in the way they enforce the laws well it's also not going to change right like New York is not going to have the Republican not going to win New York they might it could get sideways enough for a Republican Rudy Giuliani type character can get in there that depends on how much they have the system rigged but I think there's a real possibility that someone could reach a or some conservative Democrat you know some a Law and Order Democrat yeah you could have one of those um but it's going to have to people are just going to have to get fed up and uh the problem is if they don't get fed up and they keep voting for the same thing like they seem to do in California and a lot of other places it's they're never going to change it's just going to keep getting worse and I don't understand that it's like how much do you love your ideology where you don't realize that they're [ __ ] your life up yeah I don't know I mean it it's and because I think I mean I just have no hope I don't think that I don't think it's going to get any better I don't know I mean you have hope yeah I do I have faith in people I really do I think we come really close to [ __ ] up a lot and we pull ourselves out of the ashes and I think there's been if you just follow the course of our society over the last 100 years there's been a lot of ups and downs there was Prohibition there was World War I World War II Vietnam there's a lot of things where it looked like Society was over Kent State oh my God what's going on Martin Luther King gets shot JFK gets shot there was a lot of like terrible moments and then things got better and then things you know it's always if you look on a chart there's always kind generally speaking overtime there's less crime less problems the economy does a little bit better everybody cost of living changes like your your uh the way you live your life improves overall generally I think if you look at like a thousand years to today it's obvious there's a clear path it's just like got to make sure that whatever dip we're in right now we correct yeah I mean all the things that we're doing wrong it doesn't mean you can't do all the good things that like Progressive people want to do in in terms of like funding education and helping people get over drug addiction and homelessness all those things should be funded like it's a good idea to have more healthy happy people in our society but also you can't Rob the store but also you shouldn't just be able to sneak in across the border because terrorists are a real thing you can't you can't rob a store and then also just with letting people I mean violent criminals out is another thing where it's like dude nobody wants this nobody wants this person who's convi you know has this violent violent history to be out on the streets except really super Progressive Das who think that the criminal justice system is inherently racist I think there's plenty of things wrong with the criminal Jus I don't think anybody should go to prison for for drug I think drugs should be legal I think all drugs should be legal I think for sure but I I think that that's different than saying crimes with people who' have committed crimes with victims should be allowed to go crew more victims right the thing about drugs is already illegal so like if drugs were legal all the negative aspects drugs other than addiction and overdose are already illegal people that do math and break into a house because they need money for more math like that's already illegal you're not supposed to do that EXA exactly and the problem with drugs being illegal is the same problem they had with prohibition during the the you know the 19 whatever it was 30s in this country what year was it when alcohol what years exact year it was like seven or eight years right where alcohol was illegal I think it was in the 20s mostly but what what year did it end it ended a couple years before they made marijuana illegal which is hilarious cuz it's a complete shift they literally took the people that were chasing Mar alcohol they chased them after marijuana 1920 so 13 years yeah that's nuts 13 years but people were still boozing of course they're just dying from but it also my point was that it pumped up organized crime and that's where Al Capone got rich and all these people got rich they're Bootleggers Moonshiners that's the that's where NASCAR comes from yeah and that's the main reason why a lot of people point to you know look at this place where it's decriminalized it didn't work it's like well that's decriminalized legalized a and you don't have to have all these other things too but a lot of the places look it didn't work in Portland where they criminalized cuz Portland was already in [ __ ] up [ __ ] A lot of it yes exactly Portland needed rule they needed Jesus so Jesus should have come to Portland and sorted that place out but instead they got like just do whatever you want man and then of course they're already addicted to drugs so they're just going to do more drugs but if you look at what they did with Portugal that had a profound effect you look at there's countries that have decriminalized drugs and it's been very beneficial but you're always still buying them from criminals because even when it's decriminalized it's not legal to sell them and profit from them but it is legal to sell ater all and it is you know it's like we're in a screw ball [ __ ] up world where we have things that we've accepted as being okay just because they grandfathered and then other things like weed for which is the best example but other things like like psychedelics so many benefits to psychedelics and also just so many comparative to alcohol and what that does to people versus not really benefits if any but you can be like hey get [ __ ] up and drink whatever it's all fine everywhere but but psychedelics or you can go to jail it's all dumb and it doesn't make any sense if you don't want to prop up the organized crime because there's a reason why the cartel is worth billions and billions and billions of dollars it's because of us because we have drugs illegal and they bring the drugs over and sell it to us and that's how they make money if you don't want to fix that just say it just say it because if you want to fix it there's only one way to do it and the one way to do it is to regulate it inh house like make it make it in America regulate in America and then use a responsible portion of that for treatment a lot of that treatment which should include psychedelics so if you want to make things legal and then set up ibaan clinics everywhere absolutely I bet you would get a lot of clean people that would ordinarily have a problem but I bet cat would still be taking nicotine and doing spe I still I mean I still like nicotine amphetamines but I think especially with with um you know with veterans mental health but just really for anybody who wants to do it even for fun I think it should be allowed but I mean victims of violent crime there's a lot of people that have had profound release and and just something that allows them to move on past the the death of a loved one there's certain people that get devastated by things and psychedelics have H helped them in tremendous ways M and they just denied um the the FDA just denied you know Maps has run this long-term study on MDMA and you know now they have to go through more studies and it's very unfortunate because people have benefited tremendously from that kind of therapy yeah and I mean if you look at with with veterans it's like you send them over to these wars and you know a lot of people don't come back normal from that which how could you expect them to come back nor and people love to say support the troops support the troops they don't think about what that really means and it's cuz it can look a little uglier a little more complicated than just you know saying that or wearing like a flag pin on your suit and I think in general when it comes to mental health we've never like talked about mental health more but people are struggling because we have such little leeway for people who are going through a mental health crisis if you make a mistake that mistake defines you at this point well there's not just that there's so limited resources in terms of how to deal with your mental problem if you're not allowing people to use delics and you you're deciding and most of the people that are deciding are also people that haven't experienced psychedelics right which is really crazy yes it's really crazy well that's the government they're legislating things they don't understand like literally yeah it especially in this regard absolutely I completely agree if you really wanted to help the troops you would give them access to that stuff because there's been a lot of people that have had tremendous results so I'm saying it's going to work for everybody it's not a cure all it's not a Panacea but it's a tool it's a tool in the toolbx and we need a lot of tools there's a lot of people out there that are hurting and can help them oh yeah I I a Hu a huge huge supporter of that crazy we still have to argue about this in 2024 know with all the information that we have now on the internet and all the people that have had to go to Costa Rica and have these Retreats and come back and be cured of opiate addiction and all these problems that they've had and we're still like more tests more tests but here's some fentanyl more tests but here take your oxies more more tests but you need speed I you should be able to make that choice and I mean it's psychedelics are just oh hu huge huge benefit I mean I'm I'm I'm a Hu I'm a huge believer in that actually well I'm a Believer in Freedom and I'm a believer I'm I'm a big believer in a person a human being should not be able to tell another human being what they can and cannot do with their life and their body if it doesn't hurt anybody else exactly and in my mind psychedelics fall into that area and if there's no benefit no objective benefit then why are all these people enthusiasts why are all these people doing it why are all these people talking about profound experiences and how much it's benefited them and the people that are saying that you can't do it have you done it do you know what the [ __ ] you're talking about and if you don't probably you shouldn't be the one deciding on this yeah absolutely you should let people decide the more freedom you have the better it is for everybody but you know they're worried about the whole system getting like 1960 again you know like tune in turn on drop out all that crazy [ __ ] that was going on when people became flower children yes but also so what yeah what is that is homelessness better if you had a 100,000 hippies in La just like selling flowers in the street would that be worse yeah I I think that psych I mean psyched dogs I think can be beneficial for people who have trauma but also for just anybody I if if you want to be able to experience that then you should be free to experience that yeah and if it was legal you'd be able to find out who can and cannot take it yes because there's some people they got screw loose and something goes and you know they eat mushrooms and all a sudden they you know they think they can fly like people get a little nutty and certain people don't come back especially acid I've heard some acid stories people didn't come back yeah but I mean of course but you hear stories about everything but you don't know until you run studies until you when things are legal and you allow people to run these studies and you you you come up with effective dosages you find out what people are allergic thisal reaction people have maybe certain medications that you shouldn't cross with it right yeah but yeah like to your point it's like youve never heard a story about someone doing alcohol and it going badly or someone doing Pharmaceuticals and it going badly if you want I mean I think that I mean what a huge tool to be able to diminish the ego in a person and what an amazing life-changing thing that can be yeah and to say you can't do that because I said so is crazy to an adult to an adult and the person who's telling you is uninformed mhm they've never tried it they don't know what they're talking about and there's no real there's no real rational if you if you could just have a conversation with a person not like a debate not in front of Congress like this just you and me for hours Let's just sit down for hours and you tell me why you think that psychedelics should be prohibited for all adults you tell me why and I'm going to tell you why I think they should then I'm going to ask you some questions about what do you think they do and then you would get a sense over the course of a a couple of hours to talk to this person this person has no [ __ ] business telling people what they can and can't take yeah they're just bureaucrats they're just bureaucrats and they know that there's a certain uh there's a certain amount of people that are going to it's going to benefit them to vote in a certain way and state a certain opinion and then there's a certain amount of vested interests a certain amount of special interest groups that would like them to continue to vote in a very specific way and that's that's their God that's who they that's who they go with yeah has nothing to do with what's good for everybody no it no and people just it's they just have this framework of like well that's that's a crazy thing that's bad drugs are bad those are bad I can't you that's crazy can't do that and then people who have had experience with them might feel differently but that doesn't matter it's a sign of a six societ because then the people who have experience with them are people who do drugs yeah right and those people never want to be president isn't it ironic You' want the president to like at something at least some sort of Psych delic experience one time to just connect with God real quick come back and go okay yeah I think we can do better you know I think it would be better if more politicians did mushrooms it probably would but they'd probably get less politicians they'd probably just quit they'd be like I don't want to do this job yeah you know I mean to be to be able to person who could just Gaslight 250 million people on a regular basis like you have to be out of your mind like you you have to be really a crazy person to stand in front of people and lie about the economy and lie about job numbers and lie about this and lie about that like that's the most UN psychedelic perspective ever yeah it is what's the wor what's the most UN psychedelic job I would say White House Press Secretary yeah you're a professional [ __ ] artist yeah exactly you're just soothing everything over and making everything seem normal and making it seem like they've they've done an amazing job and everything's under control for the sake of just this upholding the system yeah and it's just psychedelics make you think you know they make you realize also that you're going to die in a in a good way right because the things you worry about in your life feel a little bit less ridiculous when you are more familiar with your mortality like oh we're kind of just all here PE we're all people and we're a you're able to do things to your Consciousness to see things differently right so that that just makes you view things differently and I think that what's healthier than that and like you said it's not for everybody there's people who definitely they can't do it things can go badly regular life is too [ __ ] for them there's people that regular reality is too slippery they shouldn't be doing anything those people need some other kind of help and I don't know what that help is I'm not a psychiatrist but I do know that for a lot of people they're beneficial you know I know a lot of people shouldn't drink and but yet alcohol is legal and you know and all these things are things that we need to learn and the only way we learn them is if we have access to them we know what the real benefits actually are and what the real risks actually are we know what the real risks of Jack Daniels are it's like there a long history of people drinking themselves to death to death yeah and not only that but killing other people like getting behind the wheel dve but also getting violence oh yeah getting I mean just alcohol just getting beat up in the street cuz you're [ __ ] drunk and you mouth off to somebody now you're in the hospital with a broken skull like there's so many detrimental side effects to alcohol but yet no one is saying we should make alcohol illegal no could you imagine if that was their next pitch yeah prohibition we need to bring it back [ __ ] are you talking about but if they say it with weed like yeah I guess I guess that's the way safer drug it's way safer way safer way it makes everybody a lot more peaceful it's way less violent you also don't hear people waxing poetic I mean myself included I'm not going to sit here and be like well what alcohol can do is all these really I mean can it be fun to get drunk sometimes yeah I guess but it's it's like the next day I'm never like man I'm so glad that I drank all that booze that really just opened my eyes to like no it's it's no well how call is the perfect example of no biological free lunch yeah cuz that Rush that fun time you feel when you're lit like woo your song comes on yeah bar and everybody's like [ __ ] yeah yeah the next day [ __ ] go oh the sun is killing my [ __ ] head the shades for me it's the emotional like everybody hates me everybody it's the opposite of what psychedelics can do you're like it gives you some perspective on the world and your place in the world and then alcohol puts the next morning it's the opposite of that it's like everyone the world revolves around how mad it all isn't me you know right like what did I do what did I do you think about some loud stupid [ __ ] you said I'm like why did I do that and then I well te the texting I'm like what did I say and then you think and then I think that I am going to be deposed in court for some [ __ ] and all these messages are [ __ ] that I was saying when I was like to me it's pretty clear which one but but there's only one of them that I could go to jail for doing right it's nuts it's nuts it doesn't make any sense it's also been here before people like what are we doing making nature illegal it's so stupid the whole thing is stupid it's just and it's stupid and the fact that we still allow it is so crazy and no one's it would have it sounds trivial to people that don't do it right but if you allowed people control of their ious and to have Consciousness and to have these kind of experiences You' have a lot more people that are thinking about things and a lot more considerate and careful way and that's what I think the benefit of it is yeah even if it's not even maybe even really not contacting God or aliens whatever it is but just the benefits of having it but I I I think there's a lot of things that can make people more kind and considerate like in a very counterintuitive way I think martial arts do Jiu-Jitsu especially the nicest people I've ever met like my friends from Jiu-Jitsu are the nicest [ __ ] people because every day they're trying to kill each other and they don't have any of that in regular life there's no chest puffing there's no douchebaggery like people that are like the the guys that I know that train three four times a week and are really interested in Jiu-Jitsu doing it all the time they're some of the most peaceful calm easygoing measured even when they talk to people in confrontations very measured because they're coming from a place of strength and most men in particular they come from a place of trying to pretend they have strength in order to like intimidate you to get a to get a like get you on your back foot get you on the heels like hey [ __ ] you man like that kind of douchy kind of [ __ ] is just insecurity and these guys don't have any of that and it's it's just a healthier like I don't think everybody should do Jiu-Jitsu it's too hard don't do it if you don't want not for me but I think there's a lot of things like that in this world I don't think it's just psychedelics I think there's multiple I think yoga plays a big factor in that I remember I got in a car accident when I was on yoga when I was on yoga we were doing yoga so much we me and um arir Burke ker and Tom seur we do the sober October and every time we do sober October we have these things that we do where uh we're like we'll have a fitness challenge or you have to do I think we had yoga classes in the month so you had to do like a yoga class every other day for a month and uh I got really into it I was doing it a lot and this guy rear ended me on the highway and I had a really nice car and he crashed into me and he was on his phone he was texting and he was illegal and he didn't he didn't have a driver's license oh [ __ ] what a mess and I was so calm about it I was like you okay I was like I'm okay you okay and I was like I'm just going to take off you know I'm just going to get my car fixed I just took off luckily he didn't wreck my car he just bent the back it was a Porsche it was a 911 GT3 a very nice car but his car had had a little [ __ ] car like a little Honda cord and when he slammed on the brakes it basically went under the back of my car and bumped it up in the air and it stalled out and his car was pretty [ __ ] up he couldn't drive off but I could drive off so I just drove to The Comedy Store and it was like okay why was I so calm about that I wasn't even mad at that guy I was like he's an illegal alien excuse me immigrant uh undocumented minor whatever he is undocumented uh immigrant just some dude who came from Mexico right he his day having a tough day I said why don't you have a license I go he he goes I can't goes I'm illegal I said okay I go but yet you still drive and he goes I have to for work I go I get it I get it but it was like a very con he said he was sorry I believed him it was just a mistake he [ __ ] up traffic had slow you know LA traffic like all of a sudden comes to a screeching halt and sometimes people aren't not ready for it and uh I really think it was yoga I think I didn't even get mad at the guy all right take it easy I just drove away I drove away and I thought about it afterwards I was like why can't it be like that with everything like why like what would help me be like that in every situation to treat every interaction with people like as as calm as possible and never never really get totally upset by anything just it is what it is no big deal and I was like man that's probably a great tool just for society just for if most people if yoga was a thing that most people did every day in the morning what impact would that have just in the overall population how nice people are to each other it would probably be huge probably be huge yeah I've never I was raised in a household where yoga was the devil really yeah the devil my mom was really Catholic Oh so like it's a a bad I mean I'm I'm not I don't know if that's obvious to you not that I'm not cath I know but exactly yeah Str but there's something I don't know I I I I I you stretching for Jesus yeah why don't someone do yoga just take the poses and yeah I don't know with some prayers you know I am not I am not Catholic I'm not religious at all anymore which is why I think that I'm always looking for things like I'm always looking for a way to be religious or in some sense spiritual which I I've never done iasa I really want to do iasa I've done other things that have been beneficial to me but I'm searching for that thing searching for that I want to believe in something greater than myself I think that's normal for people and I think that's why a lot of atheists they talk like religious people they they talk about atheism the same way religious people talk about their belief in God that they absolutely know it's true it's kind of the same thing they like no there's nothing I I do not believe in God there's no evidence there's God I'm not that yeah I'm I'm just agnostic I'm kind of like who am I to say what there is and isn't yeah I can appreciate that I think there's something going on yeah I think there's something going on that we're a part of that is too big for us to grasp yeah I think we're like a hand waving over a [ __ ] earthworm and earthworm has no idea what's going on because it's I think it's too big I think just the the idea of this Infinite Space that we live in with who knows how many galaxies and we're on this planet and we're making babies and you're cooking one up inside your body right now and you're going on stage and doing standup and we're having an election and we might have a nuclear war and all this [ __ ] is is happening all throughout the Universe all over the place not just here but probably in an infinite number of planets everywhere the whole thing's too big and for you to say there's no God God's not real it's like you have no idea you have no idea and by the way the evidence of there being something that's a that's forcing this in a general direction is overwhelming there's something that's for whether it's some natural properties like uh Brett Weinstein calls it darwinian Evolution that it applies to everything and things get better and improve and evolve that yeah but what is causing that and what made that what what is what is the overall force behind this whole thing and what's its goal what's it it seems to be moving in a general direction all the time and that that direction is like constant Improvement of life forms of societies of Technology it's moving in this [ __ ] Direction like how do you know it's not God how do you know it's not the way God works how do you know the universe isn't God and this is the way it expresses itself the craziest and this is the most normal thing to do is get pregnant but it's the craziest trip I've ever had like all I did was have sex I didn't pick up a license and now there's a going to be a baby in my apartment and wait till you start talking to that baby that's what's going to be crazy this is going to be a human that's going to have opinions and it's going to tell me no yeah I'm going to be like I didn't smoke any [ __ ] Sig I smoked no sigs and now you're trying to tell me no I'm going to be like I should have smoked a pack a day with your ass talking to me like that yeah but then they'll say look I didn't ask to be born yeah exactly they're going to find why make stupid [ __ ] you [ __ ] did this it's your fault no matter what the kid's going to find a way to hate you right like that's they're going to find find a way I don't I don't know but it's it's the craziest it's the craziest trip and I think it's also that's part of the I'm always like looking for I'm just like looking for meaning I want there to be something so badly right and that's and I think I think we all do I really do well I think that's why it's people like psychedelics I think that's why I mean it definitely can make you view the world in a different way and then compared to all Other Drug I mean the worst drug I ever did was Accutane o and may me want to kill myself this was last summer I mean I I actually was suicidal like I went off multiple multiple people in my life had that same same situation the way more dangerous drug for me than shrooms cutane yeah Andrew Santino the hilarious comedian talks about it he said it was one of the worst experiences his life yeah me too I my brain I was I finally decided I was crying on the bathroom floor because I was going to and everyone I know is going to die God and again always been true always been true my husband found me on the bathroom floor and I stopped taking it and about a month before it worked out of my system and then I went back to normal but at that time I was like I've lost myself I'm never going to be myself again whenever you have a medication and one of the side effects is suicidal ideation those those ones freak me out cuz they'll just say it real real calm these people are holding hands and spinning around at a wheat field suicidal ideation like what yeah experienced that I experienced my brain being hijacked in a bad way by a drug for for zits so crazy I was like I'll just and and and I was you know you can't drink on it so I was like I was having these extreme reactions Stone colds over but I was on the show sometimes and I would be so depressed and people would be email I would getting emails like you like acting like a [ __ ] or you're this and that and it's like no no no you don't I want to kill myself I don't think I'm too good for people I want to kill and it's just scary it was very scary well I'm glad you got off it yes I'm off AC that one I'm never doing again yeah that one's catchy listen cat I really enjoyed talking to you it was a lot fun I really enjoyed talking to really fun let's do this again um tell everybody about your book one more time please uh it's called I used you have a copy of it here I have it outside I left all my [ __ ] outside no worries uh it's called I used to like you until it's called I used to like you until um and it is all about how one single thing should not be enough to write another person off it's about independent thinking it's about connection and I spill a lot of tea on myself in the book because so the point I'm naked on the cover my body looks nothing like this anymore but uh covered in hate mail with the idea of like vulnerability in the face of over overwhelming hatred that's great so I I you know I had the idea of and you read it too I did read a book fantastic I'm so happy you did that yeah you have to I have a very distinctive voice so it's like God it's not that hard folks do it I'm talking about a lot of very personal in the book I actor no talking about a man should get some old man to do your voice a British guy our first period don't worry that's not in the book well thank you Cat really really appreciate it it was a lot of fun thank very much 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