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Category: Film & Animation

♪ saw it in the movies ♪ ♪ and the movies told me something's missing ♪ ♪ yeah, i was convinced a couple soulmates on my arm ♪ ♪ that was all that i needed… ♪ [bart] learning a song just on your own in open air is like such a different animal than when you get on the mic. ♪ you left me… ♪ [bart] in... Read more

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Previously on represent it's now 8 p.m., and it's… stéphane blé who has won the election. i'm proposing a new left wing that isn't afraid to get to work. need a campaign slogan? i've got one. it's "liberty, equality, fraternity." yeah! who doesn't want to get to work? we do. stéphane blé is a youth... Read more

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Profiles hey, tv crew. i didn't have time to throw something on. i'm really sorry. but why hide this body? who is stéphane blé? i was really into sports. in order to find out, we met with him at his apartment in bobigny. -two months ago… -can you get through? …stéphane blé was a youth worker at this... Read more

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-as far as i know, yes. -i'm here! did i miss anything? -how are you? -you're that guy off the tv. the tv? -it's you. -yes. you put andréi in his place. i'd vote for you! no, he's not running for anything! he can't even show up to an appointment. i had an emergency. i'll tell you later. now i'm going... Read more

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Do you want to lose your job? you'd be better off having some kids instead of acting a fool. how is that going? you know how many grandchildren jeanette has? eleven. -eleven. -twelve. amen! say "amen!" -amen. -twelve grandchildren. and i have zero. well, actually, marion and i… we're working on it.... Read more

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I'm stéphane blé. i'm running for president. we're going to make you the first black president of the french republic. you'll never be president. this is france, not the united states. i'm just a normal guy, not like the normal president. normal in that i know people's real struggles. he's taking 8%... Read more

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Are you saying that-- are you thinking that your friend is somehow behind what's happening here? no, nothing like that. a conspiracy theory about a shadowy group of people running the world is far too lazy of an explanation. especially when the truth is much scarier. what is the truth? no one is in... Read more

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[suspenseful music playing] [god 1] king of the ******* gods. ♪ if i ruled the world… ♪ [god 1] humans, when they're not scared, they're not worshiping me. ♪ every day would be the first day… ♪ [god 1] i think my favorite is fire. [chuckling] look at what we've done. very good. ♪ if i ruled the world…... Read more

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[woman 1] why does it have to be the one person that i did everything with? he would have given anything to protect her. [woman 2] everyone was like, "paul, don't drive," and paul would snap back and be like, "well, this is my ******* boat." he was out-of-his-mind drunk. do y'all know alex murdaugh?... Read more

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[pensive music playing] [woman] can't decide? uh. [chuckles] no. actually, it's… it's not for me. my husband asked me for something specific, but i can't remember what he said. i wasn't listening to him. is that… bad? am i a… a bad person? you're okay. [chuckles softly] but that's not a smile. that's... Read more

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To be the greatest… it takes a hunger… few understand. a netflix live event two champions joey chestnut takeru kobayayashi one legendary beef on september 2, watch the greatest competitive eaters go head-to-head for the first time in 15 years in a rematch where winner takes all. chestnut vs. kobayashi.... Read more

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They walk around like the kings of campus. [exclaims and laughs] how you doing? i'm major. what's going on? and that kind of really took over. [moody spacey music plays] [spikes] you go somewhere, they was like, "oh, this is brandon spikes. y'all, come on in." we was like, "well, we not 21." "don't... Read more

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-that one very nearly picked off. -[whistle blows] [connor] an offense has up to eight signalers. -[intriguing music playing] -they're not all live. some of them are bluffs. they're fake signalers. you have to have that if you wanna try to protect your signals. they could shuffle them around. they could... Read more

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[suspenseful music playing] [reporter 1] according to yahoo! sports, the ncaa is currently investigating jim harbaugh's michigan wolverines football program. [hole] so i was sitting in my bed. it was a thursday night. i got the push notification from yahoo! saying that michigan was being investigated... Read more

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My father used to always go for the belt. he'd be like, "you're going to get the belt." **** i don't do that with my kids just 'cause i wear sweatpants. i'm like, "you're going to get the tassels." [laughter] "daddy gonna get… [chuckles] daddy gonna get you." Read more

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My cousin keeps going on vacation. she keeps paying for her friends too. i wonder how rich she is. living the instagram celebrity life is pretty sweet. you make loads of money and don't even have to work that much. really? yeah. it all starts with a curated instagram feed. your pics have to be good.... Read more

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Can i pay you next week? listen. do you know the difference between a ghost and a debt collector? a ghost comes uninvited and goes back on its own. and you come invited? we come uninvited, but we leave with debt. so you're in debt? no, of course not. we get the money from the debtor. you said it wrong.... Read more

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[ominous music playing] i've seen very few scenes as horrific and terrible -as this one was. -[sirens wailing] [woman 1] torture is an understatement. -[shutter clicks] -[line ringing] [operator] 911, what's your emergency? [melancholic vocalization] [woman 2] you would think the story was picture-perfect.... Read more

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Uh, i got a job for you. -me? -[zeus] yes! minos, your guy in krete. -tell him to-- -[hades] zeus! zeus! i need to talk to you. [zeus] what the… -what do they want? -i have no idea. persephone, i know it's very on-brand, but would a color hurt? -i need to talk to you. -uh, it's the worst time. -we're... Read more

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[reverential classical music playing] [thunder rumbles, claps] zeus, we made the world. honor me. that's a command, not a request. [man 1] blessed olympia… [indistinct murmuring] you're the king of the gods. power is delegation. -[moans with pleasure] -[siren wailing] who did this? who has desecrated... Read more