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Category: News & Politics

You know when you win you don't really necessarily have to do it a second time so we'll see but we had a uh i thought we had a great debate last night thank you very much what would need to change for you to agree to a second debate would you want different rules would you want a different format well... Read more

Category: News & Politics

Well, today marks a big day, a big win for wall street because the federal reserve has decided to water down banking regulations that were actually meant to prevent another disaster, like the global financial crisis of 2008. all right. so the capital reserves that a bank contains is really at the center... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Starting soon [music] [music] [music] [music] oh [music] oh [music] [music] [music] a [music] [music] [applause] [music] [music] [music] a [music] [applause] [music] in springfield they're eating the dogs the people that came in they're eating the cats they're eating they're eating the pets of the people... Read more

Category: News & Politics

What would need to change for you to agree to a second debate would you want different rules would you want a different format well you know when you when you don't win it's like a fighter when a fighter has a bad fight gets knocked out or loses the fight the first thing he says is we want a rematch... Read more

Category: News & Politics

During an appearance this week to try to downplay  donald trump's horrific performance at tuesday   night's debate. his campaign spokesperson,  caroline levit, went on cnn opposite host john   berman. and, uh, berman decided to confront  levitt with all of these snap polls taken   after the debate showing... Read more

Category: News & Politics

I will appoint a real special prosecutor to go after the most corrupt president in the history of the united states of america joe biden senator if former president trump were to win if you were to be his vice president would you support him appointing a special prosecutor to go after his political... Read more

Category: News & Politics

And the trend lines are all breaking joe biden's way i mean if you look at the top of drudge if you're trump you probably would jump off the brooklyn bridge biden beating trump in majority of polls joe now clear fave in online betting trump's first criminal trial set to begin his cfo sent to riker's... Read more

Category: News & Politics

So this story right here y'all is wild man this is a wild story so this i view as proof that trump is absolutely panicking he doesn't know what to do he knows he's struggling massively in the polls you know he's he's losing his grip and he's starting it's starting to get a little like there's separation... Read more

Category: News & Politics

All right man so we got some huge news coming out of the state of georgia so this is actually the original reporting so what ended up happening was so it says breaking new reporting shows that comm harris has amassed over 400,000 volunteers in georgia that means more than 4% of georgia's population... Read more

Category: News & Politics

In a startling blast from the past an abc news profile from 1995 has resurfaced showcasing a young camala harris alongside her then lover willie brown who was 31 years her senior the footage which went viral just hours before harris's debate with donald trump offers a glimpse into the vice president's... Read more

Category: News & Politics

Intro it's over. it's totally over. joe biden didn't pick up a single voter there. he lost millions of votes there. he looked ancient. he sounded ancient. nobody was even listening to what he was saying. even when he was in the middle of losing his train of thought. and you're like, no, but even then,... Read more

Category: News & Politics

I can tell you it started minutes in. it started with the first couple of answers and it has continued throughout the night from a oh my god, oh my god, oh my god to what do we do about this? and it involves very senior people in the democratic party, including elected officials, saying we have a problem.... Read more

Category: News & Politics

I just want to point a couple things out we're in 2024 this is the 21st century it is time for us to be electing the president of the united states the way we elect governors representatives senators mayors everybody else whoever gets the most votes wins we've had five popular vote losers become president... Read more

Category: News & Politics

Allegedly, haitians are going around and taking people's pets and eating them. the duck pond in a local park is being picked clean. so allegedly you have haitians in this town of springfield, ohio that are going by and eating ducks. these claims are unfounded. and we're going to get to how these rumors... Read more

Category: News & Politics

Oh boy so chat i'm casually scrolling through twitter uh i think it was like a couple nights ago or something like that and i see this video stumble upon my feed and i'm like oh what dumb [ __ ] is anakasparian saying today and so let let's start by reading the caption of this twitter user uh leftward... Read more

Category: News & Politics

We see these corporations pushing relentlessly this marxist agenda, pushing relentlessly this religion of woke. >> that was missouri senator josh hawley claiming that capitalist companies are actually marxist and that they are pushing a religion of woke. he then went on to criticize republicans who... Read more

Category: News & Politics

Using federal law and section 212 f of the immigration and nationality act, i will order my government to deny entry to all communists and all marxists. >> [applause] >> those who come to and join our country must love our country. we want them to love our country. we don't want them when they want... Read more

Category: News & Politics

Donald trump is so egotistical and so narcissistic  that he genuinely cannot wrap his head around the   fact that other human beings exist. here's  why i say that. this week on tuesday,   prior to the debate, fox news decided to  interview somebody that they've actually   interviewed multiple times... Read more

Category: News & Politics

We're going to see trump really try to convince himself that he won the debate, even though he doesn't seem that he's convinced himself of that entirely. first, after the debate, he decided to wander into the spin room, which is kind of unbelievable and a little embarrassing for him. take a look. trump... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

We're about to witness something pretty spectacular trump trying to convince himself he won the debate despite it being clear even to him that he didn't first of all after the debate he wandered into the spin room yes you heard that right the former president of the united states walked into the spin... Read more