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Category: People & Blogs

Mrs vakis i appreciate you coming mr bali we buried my brother-in-law two days ago i'm sorry for your loss a terrible accident this isn't that simple i need the best investigator i can't trust the local police why is that my husband's family owns some and if he finds out that you hired [music] me any... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

[music] yes hello this is donald trump uh from mr cone thank you so much donald who 1 2 3 4 roy con nice to meet you you roy con you're brutal guilty is charge i didn't always win there's rules the first rule is attack attack attack it's going to be the finest building in the city maybe maybe the country... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

Okay let's see if we can get through one of these skits sketches baby please okay ready come maybe maybe [ __ ] you want me to break uh okay do we go again act on theire my name is laen michaels i'm the producer and creator of saturday night we're excited because there's never been a television show... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

It's the cops it's dad same thing hello so how is he are you still thinking about harming yourself oh it's protocol bro no laces no belts he he's he's good you're paron the mess i i wasn't expecting guests i wasn't expecting anything mom and dad somebody to come get you they want us to drive your car... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

It's the cops it's dad same thing hello so how is he are you still thinking about harming yourself oh it's protocol bro no laces no belts he he's he's good you're paron the mess i i wasn't expecting guests i wasn't expecting anything mom and dad somebody to come get you they want us to drive your car... Read more

Category: Entertainment

[music] come in i hear there's something you want to tell me i'm here to offer my resignation sir no no no you've made it this far and i [music] wouldn't if you choose to do so now and that's up to you but i still want you for director we have 15 minutes it's [music] time we answer to no [music] one... Read more

Category: Film & Animation

[music] i know who you are who h are cutthroat bill he my brother's going to come looking for me he can't save you we talk your great not pay me or what after bill stole my sister that fell told me you'd help there's a bounty on her $10,000 you work for me three ways on the bounty i say what i say when... Read more