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Category: Entertainment

Oh okay hello uh this gosling is yours negative that gosling stalks me emits noise and makes simple tasks more complicated or impossible yeah they do that goslings imprint on the first thing they see which would be you congratulations as far as he's concerned you're his mother now i do not have the... Read more

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[music] dad get in here what is going on to some folks trying to understand both sides of a conflict is unamerican trust me y'all i'm as american as a gets nice my name is reality winner yeah that's my real name the truth is whoever the bad guys are okay once you spend some time with them learn their... Read more

Category: Film & Animation

Aron you're 21 years old i know everyone sees a football star but you're just a baby you don't know who you are i know who i am i'm a demon [applause] Read more

Category: Film & Animation

Everything's okay when i'm playing ball two you don't know what kind of thoughts i have Read more

Category: Film & Animation

Are you nervous about going back no well if that little gremlin even looks in your direction you call me same goes for his girlfriend i'm not even worried about him it was in some sort of delusional state last year i just want to focus on school this semester and i want to talk to guys cool cool cool... Read more

Category: Film & Animation

[musique] al la banque com plus lesis je pourend j'aiocor compr tu es mannequin alors ben non je suis acteur tiens toi drit en voie un petit peu ton bide vous savez les sexy génè c'est très tendance yeeux et sexy c'est ça l'avenir mon pote b c'est peut-être pas le tien hein et c'est payé combien ton... Read more

Category: Entertainment

The laws of the vampire each coven must have its leader the dark gifts must never be given to children and in direct violation of the great law no vampire may ever destroy another vampire [music] guilty or not guilty Read more