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Category: Entertainment

I bet you didn't know one debate could shake a 14-year marriage to its core it all started when our son asked if my husband would vote for the woman candidate without hesitation my husband said no because a woman is not strong enough to run a country he claimed women are at the mercy of their hormones... Read more

Category: Comedy

Start just your reminder to subscribe and enjoy this amazing episode with hannah burner be sure to check out her special on netflix we ride at dawn and if you want to see us on tour be sure to check out the link in our description for tickets we might be coming to a city near you very soon enjoy the... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Uh help yikes this is um i'm intrigued on many levels because how did you not know for how did how did she keep this from you for a year a year you have to make content very frequently to keep up with that business guessing she wasn't doing in the living room um Read more

Category: Gaming

If i say your mom's name you're out extreme edition first guess mary if that's your mom's name it's time to go goodbye second if your mom's name is jennifer you're out see you later alligator third if your mom's name is emily better luck next time she shares her name with emily blunt fourth if your... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

Today i effed up by texting my pregnant wife that this isn't working i went to work today and as usual turned my phone off when i turned it back on i had almost 30 missed texts and calls from my pregnant wife most of them asking how i could do this i had no idea what she was talking about she didn't... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

Downloading the fantasy football app sleeper on my phone for context sleeper is a fantasy football platform i've run a league with my high school and college friends for 15 plus years and my wife is aware and okay with it this morning my wife was upset and crying i was alarmed and asked what was wrong... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

Who's the worst that you've ever had when i was 19 and in college i ended things with a guy after discovering he was involved with an older married woman i moved on without a second thought but he took the breakup really hard life continued for me and i eventually started dating again however something... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

Individuals who never completed high school are often underestimated especially when utilized for entertainment as i was on the verge of passing aubrey my eldest son's wife she discreetly shared a remark with us ensuring only we could hear the smirk on her face seemed inappropriate for a bride on her... Read more

Category: Comedy

Start yeah this episode lauren i can't believe that we're recording two times in one week after not doing it for two months i know we got to get you in you know it's a long overdue got to have a back catalog of you and the bank so we don't have to do that again because the people miss you too i think... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Intro this week we have a girlfriend who kicks a kid down a hill a wife who gets her sister-in-law arrested a husband who accidentally texts the wrong number a sandwich that ends an argument and if you're a patreon oh if you're a patron on patreon saved it there you go we're doing smut the return of... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

Intro what is the biggest bullet you've ever dodged one day i came home early and found my fiance in bed with my 17-year-old sister he was 29 i was beyond furious and broke up with him on the spot instead of being sorry he was mad and couldn't believe i was breaking up with him he actually tried to... Read more

Category: Entertainment

My gf and her therapist f are trying to figure out whether my gf loves me or not what should i do i 22m and my gf 22f have been together for two years met online and it's been online for a year i visited her two times first visit was for 5 days second was for 4 days i met with her mother on second visit... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Intro hey hey you waffle gang i do hope you are well my name is mark and today we're checking some more reddit stories and if you do love a reddit story why not consider and that like subscribe maybe that notification bell too and let's crack on with today's first story much love guys now today's first... Read more

Category: Comedy

Start hi friends welcome back to another week's episode thank you so much for letting us take a week off last week we were in minnesota home for the holidays aka the minnesota state fair justin's birthday my mom's birthday so we were just getting some much needed rest and relaxation so thanks for letting... Read more

Category: Entertainment

[music] oh my god paige i heard from mom you're engaged i'm so surprised yeah i am is it really that surprising of course it is a plain girl like you getting married it's like a sign of the apocalypse you don't have to say it like that you've never been good at anything you were terrible at all subjects... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

I shouldn't have been born rejected by my parents and ultimately abandoned my aunt and uncle said they wanted to be my family but i was sure they would abandon me too that's what i thought it's been 10 years since that unbearably painful day unbelievably happy days awaited me my name is mary i was a... Read more