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Category: News & Politics

We got no food we got no jobs our pet's heads are falling off Read more

Category: Sports

That's it i've had it with this dump we got no food we got no jobs our pets heads are fall off Read more

Category: Entertainment

50th year of saturday night live it's coming up is there is there any sort of reunion i don't know what's out there but there there is a there's yeah there's a couple events that they're planning that happen at the early part of next year okay yeah yeah so i'll be in new york around february i think... Read more

Category: Entertainment

I just realized my my desk is very messy and i'm sorry taran killum i need to clean up my work space for you dad but a good dad is going to be disorganized there's only so many hours in the day if you're making the lunches and you're doing pickup and drop off you don't have time to stack the papers... Read more

Category: Entertainment

[music] [applause] bour mones how's it going we're the spoiler kings i'm brian the grizzly here with brand man brandon oh man we made it to another thursday means the week is almost over that means the weekend is almost here oh oh yeah i've been waiting i got like stacks of uh comic books i have to... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

Harvey weinstein and his e evil ugly brother bob god comes for you all the toxic things that you did to me and my family when you took the franchise from us go like this all good we g on made our money white chicks made another classic little man made another classic we do our thing right fast forward... Read more

Category: News & Politics

Cameron diaz marked her 52nd birthday with a glamorous celebration in monteo on friday hosted at the popular italian restaurant tron the actress renowned for her roles in films like the mask enjoyed the evening alongside her husband benji madden the event saw the couple surrounded by their close friends... Read more

Category: Education

But i realized that if we won we'd be playing a national championship on one of the biggest stages that i might ever get and so that would be the right opportunity to change the verse i kept bringing it to my heart and my head john 3:16 cuz it's the essence of our christianity it's the essence of our... Read more

Category: Film & Animation

[music] [music] i don't want to die like this it's derivative make room for daddy tunu great we're still by pedes more or [music] less fire in the hole i've solved it there's a booby trap every 7 [music] seconds that was a little early so glad it didn't cut off my mustache hey little red wrecking ball... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Cara eu tô do seu lado né agora suma da minha frente ele impressiona mais do que o oro que eu enfrentei no passado que grupinho colorido hora de tirar o lio quando acabarmos não vai sobrar nada o que você fez nivele o jogo o que você fez o que eu devia fazer i Read more

Category: Film & Animation

Hey guys check this out wait for it he is much more impressive than the hedgehog i f previously dude i'm standing right here you're colorful bunch we don't want to fight you actually sonic i would like to fight w my turn can we just talk about this he's too powerful sonic i can't believe i'm saying... Read more

Category: Film & Animation

This jump right out he is much more impressive than the hog i f previously dude i'm standing right here you're a colorful buch we don't want [music] to that's amazing oh god oh oh that's cool i like that run yes yeah that sonic adventure running i can't believe i'm saying wow yeah he's on the motorcycle... Read more

Category: Howto & Style

Soy budista musulmán cristiano lo que quieras que  sea todo se reduce a lo mismo o estás en un lugar   con amor o en uno sin amor yo quiero ser yo mismo  si pierdo a algunos porque no pueden aceptar el   hecho de que hay otras fuerzas en el mundo para  mí está bien el sentido de la vida quieres saber... Read more

Category: Comedy

This is a real knife don't worry about it grasshopper i i don't know i i really i i i don't think i should it's okay come on god i'm really sorry i i i i i i didn't mean it i are you all right i'm fine like a lot of beginning students you attacked me wrong oh you're supposed to come at me like this... Read more

Category: Film & Animation

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Category: People & Blogs

Sonic you finally found your family try to keep up i know it hasn't always been easy but you didn't change who you are in here yeah in my lungs or your heart there's been a high level security breach and we need team sonic's immediate assistance project shadow is far beyond anything we've ever encountered... Read more

Category: Entertainment

If that was god then i'm clint eastwood holy [music] hell be careful what you wish for punk no uh-uh nope no i am a reasonable insane human being for most powerful hand out of the i'm not cl i'm no Read more