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Category: Comedy

[music] i mean the world for young people right now is no you're good and so how old are you i'm pr2 oh you'll be you got so many we're gonna this we're going to ruin this so much you have no idea what we've got planned you are walking into thunderdome uh no you're honestly like we do this all the time... Read more

Category: News & Politics

Hello welcome to the daily show my name is john s the second presidential debate has just wrapped up we are live well technically uh technically i guess this is the second presidential debate the first presidential debate of this matchup i can't wait to see who the winner will take on next i think we're... Read more

Category: Entertainment

[music] tuesday's presidential debate between former president donald trump and vice president kamla harris left the daily show host john stewart with a question what the f just happened in a live episode that aired following the event stuart was perplexed by the moment when trump claimed that immigrants... Read more

Category: Film & Animation

John stewart born jonathan stewart libowitz on november 28th 1962 is an american comedian writer producer director political commentator and television host he became a household name during his tenure as the host of the daily show on comedy central where his sharp wit satirical humor and pointed political... Read more

Category: Entertainment

I would have testified i wanted to testify the theory is you never testify because as soon as you testify anybody if it were george washington don't testify because they'll get you on something that you said slightly wrong and then they sue you for [applause] perjury yes our jails in america are filled... Read more