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Category: News & Politics

-hey, everybody, i'm seth meyers. this is our live "closer look" election special. we hope you're doing well. and now, if you don't mind, we're gonna get to the news. well, the first presidential debate was last night, and the bar was pretty low for former president donald trump. all he had to do was... Read more

Category: Comedy

I was too young to sign the paperwork i had to ask my mom to sign the paperwork for me because i don't have bone spurs who's going to tell him that the job he's currently seeking might just be one of those black jobs donald trump doesn't know you at all you think he understands that when your car breaks... Read more