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Claire Wants To Hit Her Kids?! (Clip) | Modern Family | TBS
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Sometimes i want to punch my kids. you don't mean that. no, i do, i do. the last time, they were horrible the way they were today, they happened to be all lined up. and i couldn't help but think if i hit just one of them, the rest would go down like dominoes. i know that would rob me of the pleasure... Read more
Why Is Claire Mad at Phil? (Clip) | Modern Family | TBS
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Hold still. you can't move like that. it's like cutting the hair of a cuckoo bird. i'm sorry. i'm just a little tense today. i knew it, something happened. because when somebody works in a salon, they know when someone needs to talk. actually, you might be able to help me with this one. claire and i... Read more