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Category: Comedy

Please mr president stick to the economy and uh the border anything other than ohio haitians eating pets so what does he do well he waddles right out there and says this in springfield they're eating the dogs the people that came in they're eating the cats they're eating they're eating the pets of the... Read more

Category: Comedy

Jimmy kimmel no talent now he wouldn't do a show i guy's terrible jimmy kimmel show's practically dead nobody will watch jimmy kimmel every night his ratings are terrible he's not a talented guy i thought he was our lousy host jimmy kimel live jimmy i love you so much [applause] Read more