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[music] so there is no doubt that the momentum is on kla harris's side right now but i've been talking to a lot of pollsters and i just i and i know how we feel about the polls they say this we live in such an era of polarization that she's running a flawless campaign she could ride out a pegasus with... Read more

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President of the united states joseph r bid i can't believe they let the penguin out after 8:00 p.m. again so how do you think this speech went welcome back to another uncle joe's greatest hits joe spoke at the phoenix awards dinner in dc tonight and if you can't tell from the opening clip it was pretty... Read more

Category: Comedy

[music] but what kl harris was talking about is things that you actually care about they might not be sitting down at the bar talking about banning books but they might down there be but they might down there be but they might down there be talking about how can i afford a house we now return to the... Read more

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[music] when everybody does better everybody does [music] better he claps too much and spews welcome to wack of walls as greatest hits now the democrats should know never to send the king of tampon distribution to a beer town like milwaukee because it was very evident that wacko waltz was sampling... Read more

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I am so incredibly grateful for uh the ability that this state has done what the he claps too much and spews welcome to wacko walls greatest hits hey patriots and welcome back to another edition of wacko walls' greatest hits tampon timmy came up from the van down by the river to give a speech in eerie... Read more

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Look i'm coaching football i'm an old straight white guy i'm teaching social studies you're all picturing the damn stereotype here turns out that i'm like opposite well that is just shocking he claps too much and spews welcome to wack of walls as greatest hits hey patriots looks like lil timmy ended... Read more

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I was just uh getting introduced to mariah and uh she said uh kamla harris is going to change the [music] world he claps too much and spews welcome to wacko walls greatest hits hey patriots and welcome back to another edition of wacko walls' greatest hits where today we find captain creepy tampon timmy... Read more

Category: Comedy

[music] [applause] everyone [applause] a come here what is that about what is that about what is that about i think you understand i'm pretty sure you know a it's going to be good we're going to be good we're going to be fine we're going to be fine we are all in this together yes we are we're going... Read more

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[music] a different topic since when does the vice president have what sounds like a southern accent better thank a union member for sick leave you better thank a union member for paid leave and you all helped us win in 2020 and we're going to do it again in 2024 that's interesting have no idea what... Read more

Category: Comedy

[music] dana i think the the the most important and most significant aspect of my policy perspective and decisions is my values have not changed my values have not changed let's be clear my values have not changed tell me something i don't [music] know we were going to s we were sitting down to to do... Read more

Category: Comedy

[music] [music] he really has struggled with how to how to go after someone who's 20 years younger than him who is a different gender a different race social justice 1 2 3 it's kind of been this moment where he has not been able to coales around a single attack line i know you guys are objective over... Read more