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Category: Entertainment

Maybe do it like the robbie williams documentary. i could just be in my pants. -we'll just do it regular. -[baby crying] [upbeat music playing] [jack] i genuinely think i might be one of the most inadequate people you could possibly imagine to become a dad. how am i gonna do it? i'm just quite scared.... Read more

Category: Film & Animation

My cousin keeps going on vacation. she keeps paying for her friends too. i wonder how rich she is. living the instagram celebrity life is pretty sweet. you make loads of money and don't even have to work that much. really? yeah. it all starts with a curated instagram feed. your pics have to be good.... Read more

Category: Film & Animation

Can i pay you next week? listen. do you know the difference between a ghost and a debt collector? a ghost comes uninvited and goes back on its own. and you come invited? we come uninvited, but we leave with debt. so you're in debt? no, of course not. we get the money from the debtor. you said it wrong.... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Did you know the average american spends 11 hours a day staring at screens so when a&t goes down it's like a mass game of marco polo but instead of yelling marco everyone's just silently panicking and refreshing their apps what's the funniest way you've dealt with an at&t outage did you resort to carrier... Read more