No. 5 Notre Dame paid millions for this hilarious upset to Northern Illinois

Notre Dame make me understand how directional Illinois at home is like Texas A&M on the road make me understand make me understand how you got a class that got losses to Marshall and Northern Illinois on their schedule right now no the D make me understand how you plan to make the college football playoff with this ugly L on your resume make me understand how you are a top 10 let alone top 25 team my goodness it's not just that Northern Illinois beat Notre Dame 16 to 14 in South Bend on National Television it's that Notre D paid one .4 million for the privilege not to D I said you been had I said you been took I said you been Hood weaked Bamboozled let a stray run a muck this is what he does Northern Illinois the hammock Huskies Garrett wolf Jordan Lynn stand up put the shimmy in the Shag Notre D put the money in the bag yeah baby yeah a having no more soft schedules getting into the college football playoff none zero zip not a no out here Michigan took that L against Texas no more soft non-conference schedule A&M had one job they couldn't do the job nor say nor said we got you fam we got you RJ we GNA make sure that Notre Dame get out of here Kicking and Screaming we not let none of that nowhere near we near you do you know that of all the power four Conference teams and there are over 60 Notre Dame is the only one that has to play just eight power four conference opponents when everybody else got to play nine that Notre damee is the only team we treat like a power for conference champ who ain't gonna play for no Conference Championship in this open marriage with the ACC better call Rudy better call Montana you better call somebody somewhere now you got Marcus Freeman wearing this around his neck once again I'm trying to tell y'all when they told me that Riley Leonard was a Heisman finalist I said why because he goes to Notre Dame I mean hell if I'm the quarterback of not the Dame that make me a Heisman finalist apparently yo you saw what Mike Den Brock did with jayen Daniels you mean the oneoff between Mike Den Brock and Jaden Daniels that happened just the one time last year and let me tell you what Mike Den Brock ain't got it know the name Jaden fraking Daniels do you know that Riley Leonard went 20 of 32 for 163 with two picks and the last pick that one my God that one's one you make on a video game when you throwing it to somebody's just standing still and you underthrow the ball you know what's wild about this is I be on the road to college football playoff you know when I'm not playing ultimate team playing road to cfp on EA Sports college football 25 and I play with Notre day cuz apparently I know how to work with Mo Notre Dame in a way that Den Brock does not I can make my Riley Leonard do whatever I need him to do jaran price Jeremiah Love Mitch Evans Chris Mitchell I make him do what it do and then I got the best backend in college football I got not college football I got the best tandem in college football I got Ben Morrison and Xavier Watts holding down one side or the other you know what I'm saying make it happen baby look here Notre Dame was held to 286 total yards at home Notre Dame turned the ball over twice in Northern Illinois and got two sacks you know what Northern Illinois didn't do beat themselves they didn't turn the ball over they didn't give no sacks I mean they showed up here with Ethan Hampton who you ain't never heard of never know wow and somehow was able to give you to get down was able to give you the what for and a how now Thomas hammock was about it too baby you can see his whole chest was in this he needed this win he wanted this win because for a couple of years now we've been talking about directional Illinois as being one of those great Ma teams that we just don't talk about but Toledo be showing out you know what I'm saying last year Miami of Ohio showed out this year they was riding in Terio Brown just just just just riding him 20 for 99 dog and they had to they had to ride that man because I'm looking at it and you ain't really got much after Gavin Williams dog you got to ride him out and you going up against that Mighty Notre Dame offensive line and they're getting nothing Z not a zip you supposed to be running for days on Northern Illinois with the sainted Notre Dame offensive line you know what they was able to muster in rush yards 123 123 couldn't handle the couldn't hold the ball couldn't keep the ball now now we get to talk about Notre Dame the way we were talk about damn near everybody else now what look at you now look at you now in the top 10 I thought it couldn't get no worse than Michigan being the Big 10 version of Florida state in the ACC couldn't get no worse couldn't get no worse than Michigan having everybody on their head because Conor stallion be the first thing coming out of everybody's mouth because they hate You for Cheating so much no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no this one one of these programs that bring us all together on in the big tent you know Notre Dam really is them against the rest of the world because we can't stand Notre Dame Notre D get to skate Notre Dam ain't won no National Championship in 30 years we got to treat them like they going to play for a national championship even though they a play for no National Championship 30 years or one one excuse me they get to the college football playoff and get their booty beat get they booty beat get their booty beat every time yet we still got to operate like this program is somehow gonna win a National Championship Ain't No Way Florida State won a national championship twice in a time since we saw Notre Dame do it what is we talking about with this program now man like you know that you know I love Marcus Freeman I ride for Marcus Freeman I was standing on the table when he was defens coordinator Cincinnati going make this man a power five coach I didn't know it was going to be Notre Dame and I didn't think didn't think Brian K was bold enough to leave that job but he did and the worst part is Marx Freeman ain't had a bad run he just has these sorts of L's on his resume and you can't have these sorts of L's on your resume as the head coach Notre Dame we not gonna allow it we not gonna allow it you know why because Notre Dame does it to themselves that's why they don't want to join no conference they want to be Independence they got their own television deal with NBC they don't want to join uh the Big 10 or the ACC they play as booty schedule and then they get put on National Television CU they're Notre Dame even though they're playing Northern Illinois and I bet you I bet you they wish this game was on peacock w i I know they wish this game was on peacock but no everybody saw this everybody saw Northern Illinois show up with their dogs and holds you to court they they held you up by your coat by your shirt and said give me the money empty your pockets and I'm taking that w Wait wait wait I thought we was paying for the the W did I say you was paying for the W I don't think I said I you was paying for the W I think I said I was you paying to beat you to high heaven to beat you to hell in front of your people's in South B I think that's what you was paying for in front of touchdown Jesus and everybody that's what I think what you got something to say you got you got something to say that's what I thought give me my $1.4 million and have a good time with this L 1614 we on our way Northern Illinois is undefeated and Notre Dame is not dog Northern Illinois is undefeated and Notre Dame is not Syracuse is undefeated Notre Dame is not dog what are we doing with this program man what are we doing with this I keep trying to tell anybody that would listen one day the come up and is coming and if you operate as if you are A Cut Above and you ain't got to act like everybody else we going to treat you like that that's what's happening in Michigan it's a public university that mascar is a private one and As red-blooded Americans who work for a living we don't particularly like that the private school in South B want to act like a private school cool you know what we do with private schools as public school kids we go beat the hell at them and when y'all win we like because you paying for the best team that money can buy or at least Notre Dame it's like hey you got to make good grades to get here don't nobody give a damn about no good grades we're trying to win football games we're trying to win football games especially in the age of name image and likeness you better get this money you better get you some ball players n no no no no no no Notre Dame got exposed by the maxtion by the maxtion faction and you know what my heart goes out to Northern Illinois for doing the Lord's work putting down Notre Dame so we ain't got to talk about them there no more for no college football playoff CA would not want to be here e e