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Let her go. [WHISTLE BLOWING] Maddy, you met your husband at your family reunion. Oh. OK, well, I got laid last night. But your edges didn't. [CHEERING, LAUGHTER] [WHISTLE BLOWING] [SHOUTING, LAUGHTER] You, out. ALL: Got damned. [DING] MADDY SMITH: I didn't get to finish. [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] Red, give me DeRay Davis. I need you here. [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] Maddy, I need you here. NICK CANNON: Maddy with the fatty. Uh-oh. - Maddy, you're ready? - Ready. DeRay, you're ready? Yes. Run the route. You look unseasoned. All right, all right. You look like you [BLEEP] ass out of a to-go box. [OOHING, LAUGHTER] [LAUGHS] You look like your missionary position and doggy style feel the same. Oh, OK. Hey, man, your braids are falling off just like you did in 2004. [OOHING] You look like a damn-damn girl. I look at your Instagram, damn. In person, damn. Oh, OK. Those braids came with an Alicia Keys album. [CHEERING, LAUGHTER] [WHISTLE BLOWING] They did. (SINGING) I keep on falling-- out of this game. [CHEERING, LAUGHTER] [WHISTLE BLOWING] You, out ALL: Got damned. [DING] NICK CANNON: That was a good one. That was a good one. Old School, give me Karlous Miller. I need you here. The GOAT. The GOAT. Give me Big Mack. I need you here, Big Mack. I want you there. [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] Run the route. Boy, if you get your goddamn I got a sandwich in my boot looking ass out of here. It's funny. Every time Lous do that, you can see his arthritis acting up. (GRUNTING) If you don't get your-- Speaking of arthritis, let's talk about diabetes. Big Mack, if you don't get your goddamn I got thrown out the hotel for eating three pillows looking ass up out of here. Every time you order wings, you're like, let me get half lemon pepper, half Black and Milds. Every time you order wings, you be like, give me all them bitches. Carlos, looked like he eat [BLEEP], and he give you oil changes afterwards. [OOHING, APPLAUSE] Look it. He even teed it up. Hey. Hey. One milkshaky. [LAUGHTER] Bro, you got a breast reduction since last season, didn't you? [LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE] Karlous, you look like Splinter if he smoked menthols. [WHISTLE BLOWING] Two milkshakies. You, out. ALL: Got damned. NICK CANNON: Karlous Miller in this bitch. That's how we do, Old School. Old School, give me Nicholas Cannon. I need my boss right here. [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] New School, give me Miss Delivert. [CHEERING] I need you here, Mr. Delivert. [CHEERING] Run the route. Andrew, I'm saying, man. I'm so happy that you are here. I'm so happy you got dressed up. But, my brother, LV does not make those boots. What are those, Larry Vuitton? [BLEEP] Let me tell you something. [OOHING] You look like you need to be delivered from unprotected sex, all the babies you got out here. [OOHING, APPLAUSE] [WHISTLE BLOWING] One shaky. You're probably right. And you know what? You probably know how I would feel if you ever felt vagina. Man, let me tell you something. You out here at the clinic trying to find some broke to troll. They just-- actually, they coming out with them next month, some pills. You're out of here. Two seconds. You out. ALL: Got damned. [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] [DINGING] [INDISTINCT] Who do you want? I want whoever want me. [OOHING] OK. OK. Maddy, I need you here. That's where I want you. I want her. OK, Fi, you ready? - I'm ready. - Maddy, you're ready? - I'm ready. - Run the route. Security, seat filler on stage. Seat filler's on the stage. Security. Oh, OK. All right, I'm a little intimidated. I can't believe I get to battle Sisqó. But-- [OOHING] Yeah, If she was a condiment, what you think she'd be? I'm going to say hot sauce because that [BLEEP] is burning. [OOHING] All right, all right. I read your book. Tell your writer I loved it. [LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE] See, there's two white girls on stage. She's the most talented. No, not because you're funny, because you suck [BLEEP] very well. [OOHING] Let me just say this. How'd you lose weight and still look the same? [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] [WHISTLE BLOWING] You, out. ALL: Got damned. [DING] From the New School, give me your favorite Starburst. Santwon, I need you here. Favorite Starburst? [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] Going to be old school. Give me Conceited. Conceited, I need you here. NICK CANNON: Two bad bitches. Run the route. Why are you up here looking like Gayson Derulo? [LAUGHTER] Gayson Derulo. Ah-ah. Ah-ah. Come back. Come back. Why do you look like you throw neck at a truck stop? [OOHING] I don't get it. With that vest on, you like a gay 50 Cent. Your album called Get [BLEEP] or Die Trying. [SHOUTING, LAUGHTER] You kind of remind me of a candy wrapper with them sweet bars you got over there, sir. Mm-hmm. Sweet, they real sweet. I"m like, they flirting with each other. Me? I'm laughing. [WHISTLE BLOWING] - One shaky. - Thank you. Thank you. That look like a bulletproof vest that only stop [BLEEP] shots. [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] Come on, man. [WHISTLE BLOWING] You, out. ALL: Got damned. NICK CANNON: Let's go, COA. [INDISTINCT] We got it. From the New School, give me DC Young Fly. [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] Old School, give me Nick Cannon. Nick Cannon, I need you here, right there. Y'all top it up with the boss man here. Wrap it up. Run the route. DC, them jeans going to get you a yeast infection. Boy, I know you ain't talking. Look at your outfit, up here looking like some bad-ass Mexican candy. [LAUGHTER] I was tired. I was tired. I was so sleepy. [YAWNS] Think I'm going to take me a nap. [LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE] See, that wasn't funny because a lot of y'all out there laughed. [BLEEP] You look like this when you take your wig off. [BLEEP] What you talking 'bout? [WHISTLE BLOWING] You, out. ALL: Got damned. [DING] From the Old School, Hitman Holla, I need you here. I want you here. Ball game. Talk to 'em. Give me the new guy here. I need you here. I want you here. (SINGING) Ooh, ooh, ooh. His name is Morgan. (SINGING) Ah, nah, nah, nah, nah. - Hitman, you're ready? - I'm ready. - Morgan, you're ready? - Yep. Run the route. Nick Cannon, we said we wanted Bruno Mars, not Bruno Jupiter. [LAUGHTER] [GUITAR STRUM] (SINGING) Hitman, you like a Nissan Altima if it was a person. [LAUGHTER] (SINGING) And you look like the chef from Ratatouille. [LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE] (SINGING) Hitman, your teeth so big they got tiny teeth. [LAUGHTER] [WHISTLE BLOWING] I liked it. Go. NICK CANNON: Let's go. Let's go. You look like you play that stupid ass guitar outside a girl house all night. She's still don't let you [BLEEP] lame ass [BLEEP] on your ass, boy. [WHISTLE BLOWING] Here, I just need you to get in your place and receive one shaky. [LAUGHTER] [GUITAR STRUM] (SINGING) Hitman, I heard the only way you climax is if you're wearing a pair of Jordans. [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] [WHISTLE BLOWING] - You-- ALL: Out. Got damned. NICK CANNON: That was a good fight. That was a good fight. - That was fire. So we got to ignite it. We got to throw more fuel on the fire. Give me Shawty. Shawty and DC, y'all. [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] Run the route. Wait a minute, mother [BLEEP]. I'm on the phone with the real Chris Tucker. [LAUGHTER, OOHING] OK, everybody, welcome alley Katt Williams, ugly ass-- [LAUGHTER] I'm all for it. I ain't never been no hater. But in the middle of your head, it say, DC, you always screaming, West Side. Everybody know DC stand for Decatur. [WHISTLE BLOWING] Shaky. Can I get a little piece of it right there? Yeah, hit it. Hit it right quick. OK, hey, hey. [GUITAR STRUM] (SINGING) Shawty. [LAUGHTER] You up here built like a Motrin pill. [LAUGHTER] I got a headache every time I look at you. [LAUGHTER] Man, I stay on the grind. You just mad cause your hair don't look better than mine. [OOHING] [WHISTLE BLOWING] Don't play. Don't play. All right, all right, all right, all right, all right. I'm not going to play. I'm not. Two shakies. You-- ALL: Out. Got damned. Let's give the people what they came to see. New School, give me a Chance the Rapper. [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] Boss man Nick. I need you here, Nick. [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] Run the route. Them big-ass shoes on. [BLEEP] over here got on them Air Wendy Williams. I hate your hat. You got on that community college commercial hat. When that [BLEEP] came on, what are you doing? Get up off the couch, man. Do something with your life. [INDISTINCT] It looked like Santwon [BLEEP] all over your jeans. [OOHING] [LAUGHS] This [BLEEP] got a sex doll pregnant. Is that a shake? All right, I'll take my shake. I'll take my shake. We going to talk about them big-ass shoes again. [BLEEP] - Come on. That [BLEEP] take premium unleaded. One shaky, boss. These shoes came with this belt. After this [BLEEP] got in a freak unicorn accident. [LAUGHTER] [BLEEP] you. [WHISTLE BLOWING] Sorry, boss. You-- ALL: Out. Got damned. [DINGING] All right, Old School, give me Conceited. I need you here. Conceited, I want you here. [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] New School, give me DC Young Fly. I need you here. The heavy artillery up top. Y'all can go away from the end of the rainbow. Leprechaun, you ready? - DC, you ready? - (ROBOT VOICE) Uh-huh. Scanning him. Run the route. DC, you built just like ET finger. Man, you look like you could do a backflip in a twin bed, ugly-ass boy. I heard when you say, bring that ass here, boy, you be talking to Santwon. Boy, your ass jump in the champagne glass like it's a Jacuzzi. [LAUGHTER] Ooh, this is a nice mimosa. Ladies and gentlemen, we gave him $0.30 a day. And look at him now. Boy, you the only [BLEEP] I know that shave your face and still look older. [LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE] [WHISTLE BLOWING] You-- ALL: Out. Got damned. Let's go, DC Old School, give me Chico Bean. I need you here. [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] Give me the biggest mack of them all. Biggest Mack, I need you here. [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] Yeah. ALL: Yeah. Run the route. Big Mack, I bet when you take a COVID test, they stick a mozzarella stick up your nose. [LAUGHTER] Hey, look. Chico, you are so talented. I don't know how you dress like a bad [BLEEP] and a [BLEEP] [BLEEP] at the same time. [LAUGHTER] NICK CANNON: Let's go. Let's go. Big Mack, with that big, blue jacket on, you up here built like a kiddie pool. You better hope no kids come. They're going to jump on your back. Chico, your body look like it want to be skinny. But the free trial expired. [LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE] [WHISTLE BLOWING] Who won? You-- ALL: Out. Got damned. [DING] Black Squad, give me Clips. [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] Red Squad, give me Hitman Holla. I need you here. Let's go, Holla. Go on. Clips, you ready? Let's get it. - Holla, you ready? - Let's go. Run the route. Hey, don't he got the same arm as every high school lunch lady? Hey, hey. You look at my brother. Take your hat off for one second. You look like a red M&M that bite people back. Hey, don't be mad at me because, every time you get out of the car, your ass crack show. Hey, smile for the crowd. They only had a 3x, huh? [LAUGHTER] Hey, I bet your favorite player Steph Curry because they call him the chef. Fat ass. Hey, your teeth look like a closet full of franchise boy white tees. [LAUGHTER] [WHISTLE BLOWING] You-- ALL: Out. Got damned. NICK CANNON: It's OK, Black Squad. It's OK. Maddy, I need you here from the Red Squad. Maddy, I want you here. NICK CANNON: Uh-oh, the beast. Black Squad, give me Biggest of Mack. Mack, I need you here. OK. [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] NICK CANNON: It's the only time we were ever called Big Mack lightweight. I know. OK, Big Mack, you're ready? Yeah. ALL: Yeah. Maddy, you're ready? Yeah. That felt kind of good. Run the route. What's up? Your blood pressure. [LAUGHTER] Maddy, I'm glad you got here with the price of gas. I know it cost a lot to fill up your trailer. Oh, OK. OK. Hey, Big Mack, someday you'll watch this episode and say, I can't believe I once had feet. [OOHING] Maddy, I know you frustrated. You ain't got no [BLEEP] since your little brother went to college. [OOHING] You know what? You know what, Big Mack? Hey, this semester's almost over. He'll be home. Don't worry. OK, you know what Big Mack? You would eat my [BLEEP] if it was deep fried. [CHEERING, LAUGHTER] [WHISTLE BLOWING] NICK CANNON: Hey. What's up, team? [WHISTLE BLOWING] You-- You-- ALL: Out. Got damned. NICK CANNON: Let's go. [DING] Finally. Red Squad, give me Michael Blackson. I need you here. Let's go. [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] Black Squad, give me Chico Bean. I need you here, Chico. [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] OK, Chico, you ready? You know it. Michael Blackson, you ready? You mothersucker. Run the route. Do me a favor. Be fair to me. Take your hat off, please. Is that braids or stitches? Hey, Michael Blackson, I know my hair messed up. But I'd much rather have this than that. I bet if you try to run a comb through your head with that microphone on, it's going to sound like Pooh Shiesty in this bitch. Brr, brr, brr, brr, b-brr. Your hairline is like a bad relationship with you. It wants to run away. But you won't let it go. Michael Blackson, I would say I was going to cook you. But you already done. [BLEEP] You look like you-- you look like you got left in the air fryer too long. Like, Goddammit, I done burnt my breadstick. You look like a dehydrated Rick Ross. [LAUGHTER] Michael Blackson, I heard you say your wife let you had two side chicks a month, right? One a month, [BLEEP]. Yeah, I bet she do. Ain't no way she can let your crispy ass lay on top of her every night. She's be in that bitch. I'm melting. It burns. It burns. [LAUGHTER] They liked it. You could never join an army. If they say solute, you're going to be like this. [LAUGHTER] NICK CANNON: Let's go, Mike. I bet every time you look in the mirror, you'll be having emotional damage because you ugly. I bet you'd be cussing God out. Why you have to give me this face, mothersucker? [WHISTLE BLOWING] One shaky. Really? You have the 1955 Civil Rights hairline. [LAUGHTER] One shaky. And you got the 1955 Civil Rights skin. They'd burn the [BLEEP] out you if they caught you in the '50s. [CHEERING, LAUGHTER] You bad-breath bitch, your mouth smell like trash truck juice. [WHISTLE BLOWING] You-- ALL: Out. Got damned. NICK CANNON: Oh, wow. [DING] [CHEERING] Let's give the people what they came to see. [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] Nicholas Cannon, I need you here. Black Squad, give me the legendary Katt Williams. This is not fair. I love this dude. Love this dude. I don't want to say nothing bad about-- all right. Boss, you're ready? I'm ready. Mr. Williams, you're ready? Ready. Run the route. Katt, you ain't fooling nobody. You take that hat off. The perm coming with it. [BLEEP] [CHEERING, LAUGHTER] Even when you try to look broke, you're unsuccessful. [LAUGHTER] You see how complex that was? - I got it, though. - That was amazing. - Actually funny. - That was amazing. Hey, y'all, y'all make some noise for our new Wild N Out toddler model. [MILD LAUGHTER, GROANING] Yeah. One shaky. And if there's a person that knows about toddlers-- [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] We just have you here and not locked up down at the county like normally on all your shows. [OOHING] I have to do that because movies and TV and stand up would be too boring. Katt so short you can see his feet in his driver's license picture. [WHISTLE BLOWING] Unoriginal. Was it? That was funny? Not to me. All right, well, he's so short, he could [BLEEP] walk under the bed. A little better. I can't [BLEEP] walk at all. Nick, so successful. Really proud of you, man. You've done a great job in this. NICK CANNON: I'm so proud of you, man. You're truly successful. You're one of the GOATs, the legends of all time. Kiss and make up. We don't have nothing bad to say about each other. I knew him since he was 14. Like, I let kids beat me all the time. You all know that. We see. We see. Yeah. Adults I knock the [BLEEP] out, though. [WHISTLE BLOWING] You-- ALL: Out. Got damned. NICK CANNON: It's the GOAT. Katt Williams is in the building. Give me Jess Hilarious. I need you. [CHEERING] NICK CANNON: Let's go, Jess. Black Squad, give me Maddy. I need you here, Maddy. NICK CANNON: Oh, [BLEEP]. You guys have had yours. I need to explain the rules. OK? Run the route. You have the face of a TSA employee and the body of a carry on. [OOHING, LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE] Ooh, shut the [BLEEP] up. [LAUGHTER] NICK CANNON: Get your ass back. Let her go. [WHISTLE BLOWING] Maddy, you met your husband at your family reunion. Oh, OK. Well, I got laid last night. But your edges didn't. [CHEERING, LAUGHTER] [WHISTLE BLOWING] [SHOUTING, WHISTLE BLOWING] You, out. ALL: Got damned. [DING] I didn't even get to finish. Red Squad, give me Justina Valentine. I need you here. [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] Black Squad, give me Berner. I need you here. [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] Run the route. You look like a bootleg version of Little Mermaid, the one that the white people want to keep around. [OOHING] Berner, you look like DJ Khaled if God didn't. Your face is on the Falcons helmet. That means you're a bird. OK. Berner, you look like you [BLEEP] [BLEEP] and then cry in the shower. You know your skin-- [WHISTLE BLOWING] I have to deliver a shaky. One shaky. Your voice needs an oil change. [OOHING, APPLAUSE] My voice-- [WHISTLE BLOWING] My voice might need a oil change. But your ass need a oil change. You look like a thug's bottom bitch. That's what I was looking for. [WHISTLE BLOWING] Two shakies. You, out. ALL: Got damned. NICK CANNON: That was a good one, though. Y'all keep it going for Berner. [CHEERING] [WHISTLE BLOWING] Let's give the people what they came to see. Kevin Hart, Nick Cannon, I need you here. [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] Nick, you ready? Ready. Kevin Hart, you ready. Ready. Run the route. Kevin, you dressed like a perverted youth pastor. Did y'all hear Nick got a new song coming out? Don't worry. Nobody else did either. [LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE] Y'all know Kev is part of that Hollywood secret society, right? The little-minati. Let him cook. Let him cook. Let him cook. [WHISTLE BLOWING] Let him cook. [WHISTLE BLOWING] I will let him cook. He just has a drink that comes with that-- a milkshaky. OK? I take that. At this point, I'm going to say what everybody else is thinking after all the babies. Nick's [BLEEP] his trash. [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] KEVIN HART: Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. TKO. You-- ALL: Out. Got damned. [DING] The king is in the building. Y'all make some noise for Kevin Hart. [DINGING, APPLAUSE] ALL: Baby daddy. Baby mama. Baby daddy. Baby mama. Baby daddy. Baby mama. Yo, who wants the drama? Hey, y'all. My baby mother so stupid. ALL: How stupid is she? This bitch thought DC Young Fly was an airline out of Washington. [LAUGHTER] NICK CANNON: Let's go. Jess Baby. Daddy ALL: Baby mama. Baby daddy. Baby mama. Baby daddy Baby mama. Yo, who wants the drama? [CHEERING] My baby mama is so stupid. ALL: How stupid is she? She saw Jess on TV and called me and was like, babe, I didn't know you were going to be on TV tonight. [LAUGHTER] [DING] [DINGING] (RAPPING) From the East to the West. Got to get [INDISTINCT]. Don't know about them. But the men is the best. ALL: Oh, big booty. Big booty, big booty. Got a big old booty We in the mood. And we rocking the groove. Ladies make noise because we beating the dudes. ALL: Oh, big booty. Big booty, big booty. Got a big old booty. I don't get the call. I'm going to let her know. Hey, Justina got balls. ALL: Oh, big booty. Big booty, big booty. Got a big old booty. DC, don't touch me. You want to [BLEEP] me. But I think you are so ugly. ALL: Oh, big booty. Big booty, big booty. Got a big old booty. [APPLAUSE] Can I cancel? ALL: Hell yeah, you can. Can I cancel? ALL: Hell yeah, you can. Can I cancel copyright infringement laws? Because nobody gives a [BLEEP] anyway, right? B. Simone. Yeah. [DING] [OOHING, APPLAUSE] Can I cancel? ALL: Hell yeah, you can. Can I cancel? ALL: Hell yeah, you can. Toxic Black men because I'm sick of Jess Hilarious. [OOHING, APPLAUSE] Your battle is Nick Cannon versus Affion Crockett. Yo, yo, yo Listen, that was your catchphrase. That's what you always used to say on this show. But you never listened. That's why I had to get rid of you, bro. [OOHING] See, I tried to teach you the game, tried to show you how to rock it. But now I got to change your name to Affion Crock [BLEEP]. [OOHING] Listen. Nick Cannon, I'm basically better than you at being a man, a human being, and a Wild N Out veteran, too. Now we're going to go back and forth. And it's all in fun. By the way, I slept with your girl. Thanks for raising my son. [OOHING, APPLAUSE] And the winner is the Black Squad. [DING] [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] The battle is Hitman versus Vic Mensa. [OOHING] We got this, Vic. Hey, Wild N Out. Let's give a round of applause to Vic. He would sign a Kanye West. [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] But by the time y'all got done clapping, Kanye left. [OOHING] I mean, I don't drink or smoke because I can do sober. You from the Windy City. Oh, that explains why your career blew over. [OOHING, APPLAUSE] Listen. Vic came equipped. I know you used to bang it [BLEEP]. That's why I wore this all-blue fit because you ain't on [BLEEP]. [OOHING] You never been a shooter. You might as well be sterile. This [BLEEP] supposed to be a gangster. His real name is Gerald. [OOHING, LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE] Your battle is Jess Hilarious versus Michael Blackson. [CHEERING] [LAUGHTER] [BLEEP] you, mother [BLEEP]. I used to be a fan. I wanted to [BLEEP] you. But I found out you were a man. [LAUGHTER] [BLEEP], you look like me. [LAUGHTER] I ain't going to rhyme. I'm just going to tell you how Black you is. You look like under the bed. Stevie Wonder sees you every day. OK. OK, mother [BLEEP]. OK. I am Black as [BLEEP]. But please don't hate. I got one confession. This accent is fake. And I'm really from Philly, for real. And I'm not even African. I'm just Black. So that's just what it is. [LAUGHTER] [BLEEP]. Your mom and your pop is the same [BLEEP] [BLEEP] you. [LAUGHTER] And your winner is Jess Hilarious. [CHEERING] [DING] The Michael Blackson version. All right, 93. The scene is an extinction-level event. This is what my vagina felt like after DC Young Fly hit it. [DING] I just want to make this clear. It was already burning before I got in here. [LAUGHTER] [DING] The scene is an alligator pit. DC, get out of the tub. You're making the water dirty. [DING] Who you looking at? [SCUFFLING, GRUNTING] [OOHING] I'm on your ass. I'm on your ass. Wait a minute. Uh-oh. Wait a minute. There go the front. Wow, Justina. Your coochie feel like you got eczema on it. [LAUGHTER] [DING] This scene is a campsite. DC and Thatboyfunny, if I get two sticks together, I can probably make a fire. OK. OK. You like [BLEEP] me. I got something for you. [CHUCKLES] Watch this. Ooh. Well, OK. OK. Damn, I got to get it. Damn, Justina. Your coochie bigger than a mother [BLEEP]. [LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE] There's a hater in the house. Should we get them? ALL: Let's get them. There's a hater in the house. Should we get them? ALL: Let's get them. Hey, hold on. Cameraman, put the camera on Justina, goofy ass up here dressed like Nick's boot. Come here. [LAUGHTER] [DING] - Stanky boot. Hey, cameraman. Put the camera on Bobb'e's pants. That's a parentheses with nothing in between. A wishbone. [LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE] There's a hater in the house. Should we get them? Let's get a hater in the house. Should we get them. ALL: Let's get them? Yo, cameraman, put the camera on E-man. Boy, you ugly the remix. Your face look like a bag of hell nah wrapped up in some bitch get off me. It's only two ugly motherfuckers in here. And, bitch, you both of them. - OK. [DING] - And if you don't know-- ALL: Now you know. Wait, wait. Cameraman, since he already right here, keep the camera on him. I ain't even know we had a celebrity in the building. Give it up for Mike Wazowski. One-eye having ass, yeah. That way. [DINGING] There that is. (RAPPING) We at the auction. I'm telling y'all. I'm feeling mad rich. I want to get that light bulb because my team is lit. I'm going to keep it going. You know, dad, I'm a boss. Let me buy them green scissors, so I can cut your music off. Oh. You cut your check off, too. Hood air freshener scent. [RINGING] What is Lawry's? [LAUGHTER] [DING] [RINGING] What is snacks at his house with his big ass? All types of snacks, Bubba. Chicken wings, buttermilk biscuit. [DING] Grits. [DING] [RINGING] Fat back. [LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE] [RINGING] Whatever shaving cream for that big-ass head. [RINGING] Whatever deodorant for them musty-ass arms. [RINGING] Whatever powder for them big-ass feet. [RINGING] [DING] [DINGING] People do this when they are about to lie. [RINGING] What is, boy, you is a really good DJ? [LAUGHTER] [BUZZER] [RINGING] What is, I should get a shoe brand tattoo-- I don't know-- right here. [DING] What? Are you kidding? [RINGING] What is, who the [BLEEP] are you? [LAUGHTER] I don't even know what game y'all playing right now. But it's funny as [BLEEP]. Your answer is, Wild N Out cast members' childhood nicknames. What is, when Santwon was little, he was Fruit Loops. [LAUGHTER] [RINGING] What is, when Mimi was little, she used to be called meow, woof. [LAUGHTER] [DING] [RINGING] What is, DC Young Fly ugly-ass little boy? [OOHING] ALL: Ugly-ass little boy. Ugly-ass little boy. Ugly-ass little boy. Ugly-ass little boy. [RINGING] What is, they used to call Nick, so I can't play for the band no more? [LAUGHTER] WOMAN: That's my favorite movie, though. Your topic is paychecks. ALL: Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it. (RAPPING) Talk about paychecks, Nick getting plenty. But that's a problem. He's just too stingy. All the new people, don't let him play you. He'll keep you around. But he'll never pay you. I'll never pay you because you never earned it. Matter fact, your contract [BLEEP] just burn it. Get off my show. I'm going to go blow off the top of the days. I could go forever, though. You're so predictable. I figured I'm fired. That's why me and Tip was just rapping. I'm hired. I don't need your money. I don't need your change. I quit this mother [BLEEP]. I signed with the Hustle gang. You know, [BLEEP] you, then. [CHEERING] Your topic is nostalgia. ALL: Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it. Hey, yo, my [BLEEP]. I smoke you like [BLEEP]. I play with your [BLEEP] like a [BLEEP] Nintendo. Oh, my Nintendo? Hold up, no styler. Boy, your ass built like a [BLEEP] Rottweiler. Oh, goddamn. It was a term. [BLEEP] this [BLEEP] look like a [BLEEP] earthworm, yo. I look like a earthworm? Boy, please stop it. If you don't get your [BARKING] looking ass up out-- This boy over here think he never thug life. Why you look like one of them [BLEEP] up A Bug's Life. Ooh. Hold up, Bug's Life. Hold up. Boy, why you little head at? You better not be. Don't do that. Don't do that. [OVERLAPPING SPEECH] Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it. [CHEERING] The topic is TV host. (RAPPING) I am the real one. You want to be one. A TV host, that's what I do for fun. You say you do for fun. Oh, what the hell? Catch me in the morning on TRL. [CHEERING] TRL? Yeah, oh, well. But it's more important in the ATL. We get it popping. Don't know that. I'm take your life. We're the West Side. Oh, that's the West Side? OK, what happened? What happened to America's Got Talent? [CHEERING] - Talent. You know you's tired. Everybody know that I didn't get fired. I quit that [BLEEP]. Hit that [BLEEP]. Ripped that [BLEEP]. I kicked that [BLEEP]. On the top. You know I spit that [BLEEP]. [OOHING, YELLING] [DING] ALL: Pick up and kill it. And kill it. And kill it. Pick up and kill it. And kill it. And kill it. Your topic is Nick Cannon music. ALL: Pick up and kill it. And kill it. And kill it. Pick up and kill it. And kill it. And kill it. If we keeping score, I'm not a bore. [BLEEP] you know my music better than yours. First of alls, this topic is stupid. I ain't never heard your music. He ain't never heard my music. Every beat on this show, I produced it. OK, you heard it. You got birded. And matter of fact, I pay you. So don't say a word, bitch. OK, turn the phone. I heard gigolo. OK, wait. I remember B2k. Uh-uh. Stop it. The other one, I forgot it. I forgot it. [LAUGHTER] ALL: Pick up and kill it. And kill it. And kill it. Pick up and kill it. And kill it. And kill it. Pick up and kill it. And kill it. And kill it. [DINGING] [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] [CLEARS THROAT] Keke's thoughts. I wonder if guys know that girls talk about sex just like they do to their friends. My girl came home and said she let him hit. I asked her, was it good? She said, yes. I said, did you [BLEEP] it? She said, yes. I said, let me smell your breath. She said, [EXHALES]. I said, ooh, yeah, girl. That's that [BLEEP] breath right there. Mm-hmm. [BUZZER] - No backing, man. - Shut up. Don't talk to me. Y'all going to stop treating be like I'm some type of sample. You dress like it's the first day of school. And you got the same head as a Ninja Turtle. Stop playing with me. - Oh, what? What'd you say? What'd you say? You said I got a what? What's up? What's up, punching bag body? What's up? I can't tell if this WIld N Out or SpongeBob with them jellyfish glasses on. [DING] Keep going. [APPLAUSE, ARGUING, BELL DINGING] [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] Listen, when I first heard G Herbo, I was like, who is this 6-foot-6, 300-pound Chicago dude rapping like this? And then I finally saw him. I was like, oh, tricked me. This [BLEEP] built like a Swisher Sweet. Like, how the hell? Like, I'm serious, G Herbo. Where did you get your voice from? You 23. But your voice 60. You had to get your voice from a voice outlet. Lou Rawls had that voice before you. (SINGING) You'll never find-- [LAUGHTER] Chico, you look like when the rubber break. [LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE] All right, Karlous. Come around the front, Karlous. Come around the front, Carlos. Let the people see your outfit. You dressed like a Jamaican father. Get your ass out of here. [DING] You built like a single softball coach. If you don't get your ass out of here-- Hey. [DING] And the award goes to Karlous Miller. [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] Thank you. You ever been with a Black man? [LAUGHTER] Quit touching [BLEEP]. [LAUGHTER] Thank you for giving me everything for doing nothing. I do nothing. I got 10 cars and no drive. The only thing I did was when I went on The Breakfast Club to get my job back, so I could continue to do nothing to get everything. So thank you. [BUZZER] [CHEERING] And the award goes to Maddy Smith. [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] Unfortunately, Madison couldn't be here today. She had a tragic throat injury for being on my [BLEEP] so much. - Oh. [LAUGHTER] Yeah. OK. So I will gladly accept this white woman that no [BLEEP] would [BLEEP] awards. [LAUGHTER] Yeah. So, yeah, keep doing your mother [BLEEP] thing. Stay off my [BLEEP]. Get your [BLEEP] together. And you know-- Whatever. One more thing. I'm calling the cops on all you [BLEEP]. [DINGING, LAUGHTER] OK. OK. ATL, turn up? ALL: Turn up for what? Because Tye Tribbett built like a waterbug. So you know God going to let him fly through the pearly gates. [LAUGHTER] [HIP-HOT BEAT] He going to heaven. He going to heaven. You ready? All right. All right. ATL, turn up. ALL: Turn up for what? Because DC Young Fly look just like me. So we going to be flying through the pearly gates together. [SHOUTING, LAUGHTER] Two bugs. Two bugs. Two bugs. [DINGING] Yo, DC, take a walk with me. Take a walk with me. Come on, come on, come on, come on. [APPLAUSE] ALL: Hey, yo. What you call that? I call this DC Young Fly. ALL: Why? Because after a couple of hits, you going to need a nap. [LAUGHTER] NICK CANNON: Wow. [DING] That's funny, though. Nah, nah, nah, nah. You stay your ass right on up here. ALL: Hey, yo. What you call that? I don't know. I'm still trying to figure it out my damn self. [LAUGHTER] [DING] [CHEERING] ALL: Hey, you. What you call that? I call this meat huge. ALL: Why? After you hit this, it's going to feel like you're walking on the moon. [LAUGHTER] [DING] [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] [WHOOPING, APPLAUSE] ALL: Hey, yo. What you call that? I call this the DC Young Fly. ALL: Why, yo? Because one hit of this, your hair going to be all over the mother [BLEEP] place. [LAUGHTER] [DINGING] ALL: Hey, yo. What you call that? I call this DC Young Fly. ALL: Why, you? Because it's skinny as hell. And after one hit, you going to be screaming like a bitch. [SCREAMS] [LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE] ALL: Hey, yo. What you call that? I call this Justina. ALL: Why, yo? Because after one hit of this, you'll be like, damn, this [BLEEP] is good than a mother [BLEEP]. [LAUGHTER, DINGING] ALL: Hey, yo. What you call that? I call this the Karlous. KARLOUS MILLER: No, you don't. ALL: Why, yo? You don't call that no [BLEEP] Karlous. No, you don't. [LAUGHTER] I don't even know that [BLEEP]. Because-- because a little bit of this in your system and your oil light is for sure to turn off. [LAUGHTER] [DING] [LAUGHTER, CHEERING] ALL: Hey, yo. What you call that? I call this the Santwon. ALL: Why, yo? Because I don't touch the stuff. [LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE] ALL: Hey, yo. What you call that? I call this [BLEEP] right here the Bean. ALL: Why, yo? Because it gets you faded like Chico hair line. [LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE] ALL: Hey, yo. What you call that? I call this the Courtney. ALL: Why, yo? Because even though it's bad built, I'd still hit it. [LAUGHTER] NICK CANNON: Go crazy. Go crazy on it. What's up, boss? What's good? If me and Maddy are on the stage, then who are they? [LAUGHTER] AB, what's popping? What's up? All right, so I'm going to keep it short and sweet. Would you rather play one more game for the Buccaneers or go on one more date with Keyshia Cole? [OOHING] I'd probably play another game with the Buccs. Oh, [BLEEP]. [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] That's my girl. It is. - Give you two this time. - Appreciate you. Yeah, give me two of them, two of them. I want to be tall-tall today. I'm performing and [BLEEP]. I got to be tall-tall. You ready? All right, cool. All right, cool. I like the view from up here. This [BLEEP] smooth. I like this. NICK CANNON: Still taller than you. Sit down, Nicholas. All right, look, we just played one of my favorite games. Alphabet Train, right? I want to know what letter of the alphabet is Sidney? And you can't get this wrong, because they're going to cancel our ass again if you do. Like, what letter? What letter? You mean like if it's in the LGBTQIA? It's a I and a A in that mother [BLEEP]? They added new ones. Boy is smart. You learn something with Nick. You learn something new. Intersexual, asexual. But she would be a T. - A T? - Yes. Turn that [BLEEP] on game. [CHEERING] Oh, [BLEEP]. [CHEERING] We have a poem for you. You want to hear it? - Sure. - Here it go. You so pretty. You're so cute. You so sexy. Tell the truth. Now, you in this building, looking thick. At least tell us which rapper had the biggest [BLEEP]. [SHOUTING, LAUGHTER] Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on. I'm just going to have to say me. [SCREAMING, APPLAUSE] That's pretty funny. [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] Now, Sidney Starr, I'm here to defend my client, Nick Cannon. Mm-hmm. Because you are on trial for being a fraud. Because in order for you to be a friend, you've got to be a fan first. Mm-hmm. Are you a fan of Nick Cannon? I definitely am a fan of Nick Cannon. OK. Definitely. Nick, you a fan of Sidney Starr? Absolutely. Can you name me a TV show that Sidney Starr's on or was on? Yeah, she's on Baddies. She was on Love & Hip Hop. - Right. You know? [CHEERING] Now, Sidney Starr, other than "Gigolo," can you name me another Nick Cannon song? - [CHUCKLES] - Friend. Hey, friend. What? I do. I do. I know one. Is it-- Wait. Right. Nah, go ahead. Objection, your honor. Objection, your honor. Pick up and kill it. And pick up and kill it. And pick up and kill it. And pick up and kill it. Ay. See, friend? I told you I know your songs, friend. [CHEERING] Do the serve face. ALL: Vogue that ass up. Vogue that ass up. Vogue that ass up. Vogue that ass up. Vogue that ass up. Vogue that ass up. Vogue that ass up. [SHOUTING, LAUGHTER] Serving face. [DING] Do to black mamba swing. ALL: Beat that ass up. Beat that ass up. Beat that ass up. Sidney has a big penis. [BUZZER] ALL: Beat that ass up. Beat that ass up. Beat that ass up. [DING] Beat that ass up. Beat that ass up. Do the tag him in. ALL: Beat that ass up. Beat that ass up. Beat that ass up. Beat that ass up. Beat that ass up. Beat that ass up. Beat that ass up. Beat that ass up. Beat that ass up. Do the suplex. ALL: Beat that ass up. Beat that ass up. Beat that ass up. Beat that ass up. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Whoa. [DINGING] NICK CANNON: You can't top that one. [HIP-HOP BEAT] (SINGING) I put my plunger in your toilet bowl when things get clogged up. Um, a plumber? [CHEERING] I do everything. I cut, sew, fold, and seam. If the outfit is a mess, holler at your boy. And I'm going to make you look your best. Designer? [CHEERING] All right, all right, all right. Check this out. Come and see me when your brain is hurt. Lay up on the couch. Put your brain to work. Can't read your mind. But I went to school for this. I'm not a psychic. I'm a-- - Therapist. - No, no. - No. [BUZZER] - [LAUGHS] She thought she was right, too, with your stupid ass. All right, let's go. I can help you get in shape, help you lose all kind of weight. At the gym, any hour, we'll lift and gain some power. A trainer, personal trainer. - Yes. - There it is. [APPLAUSE] I pop on a filter and turn on the lights. I take a new dance that takes me all night. I learn the trends. And I make some friends. I learn them dances that get serious ins. TikToker. Lets go. Lets go. [DING] [DINGING] Make some love for Rap. Rap. I don't play sports. But I talk about them crazy. Used to shoot hoops, wear suits on the daily. Sharpen and Shannon Auburn and Skip-- [OVERLAPPING SPEECH] Sports commentator. [CHEERING, DINGING] He said sports. He said sports. I didn't say sports. I said Sparks. - Oh. - I like the LA Sparks. It's my New York accent All right. [LAUGHTER] So we got to ignite it. We got to throw more fuel on the fire. Give me Shawty. Shawty and DC, y'all. NICK CANNON: Shawty. [CHEERING] Run the route. Wait a minute, mother [BLEEP]. I'm on the phone with the real Chris Tucker. [OOHING] OK. Everybody, welcome alley Katt Williams, ugly ass. I'm all for it. I ain't never been no hater. But in the middle of your head, it say DC You always screaming West Side. Everybody know DC stands for Decatur. [WHISTLE BLOWING] Shaky. Can I get a little piece of it right there? Yeah, hit it. Hit it right quick. OK, hey, hey. [GUITAR STRUM] (SINGING) Shawty. [LAUGHTER] You up here built like a Motrin pill. [LAUGHTER] I got a headache every time I look at you. [LAUGHTER] Man, I stay on the grind. You just mad cause your hair don't look better than mine. [OOHING] [WHISTLE BLOWING] Don't play. Don't play. All right, all right, all right, all right, all right. I'm not going to play. I'm not. Two shakies. You-- ALL: Out. Got damned. Let's give the people what they came to see. New School, give me a Chance the Rapper. [CHEERING] Boss man, Nick. I need you here, Nick. [CHEERING] Run the route. Them big-ass shoes on. [BLEEP] up here got on them Air Wendy Williams. I hate your hat you got on that community college commercial hat. When that [BLEEP] came on, what are you doing? Get up off the couch, man. Do something with your life. It look like Santwon [BLEEP] all over your jeans. [OOHING] This [BLEEP] got a sex doll pregnant. Is that a shake? All right, I'll take my shake. I'll take my shake. We going to talk about them big-ass shoes again. [BLEEP] Come on. Them [BLEEP] take a premium unleaded. One shaky, boss. These shoes came with this belt after this [BLEEP] got in a freak unicorn accident. [LAUGHTER] [BLEEP] you. [LAUGHTER] [WHISTLE BLOWING] Sorry, boss. You-- ALL: Out. Got damned. [DING] New School, I need Nicholas Cannon. I want you here, Nick. [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] Old School, he's already ready. Rapaport. Here you are. Here. [CHEERING] You guys heard the rules a lot. But you're new. So let me tell you. Anything he says, he wins. I like my job. OK? Hey, if you like your job so much, tell him to buy you some real sneakers. [OOHING] No, not this time, white boy. This is the Black show. Relax. Nicholas, you ready? Yes, I'm ready. Bitch boy, you're ready? Yes, I'm ready. - Run the route. - I'm ready. I'm ready. Go ahead. Nick, Nick, I got to say. Thanks for having me. Sorry about the talk show. Go first. [OOHING] Go first. Go first. Go first. Go first. If you don't get your goddamn grown-ass Phineas and Ferb in the face-looking ass up [BLEEP] out of here. Nick Cannon is an example of what happens when you let all 10 of your kids dress you. Grow up. And half of them must be colorblind. Pick a color, man. Golly. I don't think you understand the rules. I understand the rules. I also understand toothpaste. You know what? Get yourself some toothpaste. No, don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. Sorry. You look up. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - Shut up. - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Your teeth-- your teeth got me inspired, though. Go ahead. [LAUGHTER] Nick, it's on you. It doesn't matter You-- ALL: Out. Got damned. NICK CANNON: I didn't get to go. But I just wanted to say-- I know. Keep going. Keep going. We already won. But let's keep going. What did you want to say? Nah, I just wanted to say that, Nick, every shower you take involves a baby. That's cool. Let's just go. [OOHING] All right. You know what? Go ahead. What? You look like a vampire that only bite [BLEEP]. [SHOUTING, LAUGHTER] Nick Cannon. [DINGING] I want to suck your blood. Your answer is, good excuses to cheat. Ooh. [RINGING] What is, Black men don't cheat? NICK CANNON: Hey. [DING] Keep that going. [RINGING] What is, Tuesday? Your answer is, must haves for all rappers. [RINGING] - We on the same team. We on the same team. But go ahead, Earth. Go ahead, Earth. Go ahead. Earth What is a ugly first baby mama? [LAUGHTER] I definitely ain't got that. What is a [BLEEP] up five-year contract when you first start? [DING] Your pairing his Nick Cannon versus Jessica White. NICK CANNON: That's not a topic. [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] This [BLEEP] real life. So-- What you doing? So did you get [BLEEP] when we did that album cover shoot? [SHOUTING, LAUGHTER] - Wow. I quit. [LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE] [DINGING] (SINGING) I'm going down, down, baby-- on Angela. OK. Hey, baby. You remind me of a Happy Meal because I'm going to make you [BLEEP] with a toy inside. [WHOOPING, APPLAUSE] Hey, yo, Nelly. Yes, ma'am? (SINGING) You and me together is a win-win. Give me that thumbs up so I can put this coochie on your chin. [WHOOPING, APPLAUSE] Hey, girl. You ever been to Red Lobster? No. I'd like to take you there for some fine dining because I like their garlic bread. And you seem like a nice person. [LAUGHTER] [BUZZER] He just offered us some garlic bread. [RELAXING HIP-HOP BEAT] NICK CANNON: Let's go, Seven. I'm clumsy. But I'm no duck. When I laugh, I go a-hyuk, a-hyuk. A Goofy Movie? [CHEERING] Make it easy for me. (SINGING) It started off with a little boat. Down the sewer. that boat took a float. Your boy went to reach down. He got snatched up by a killer clown. Titanic? Balloon-- This mother [BLEEP] said Titanic. He hide under your bed. It. Wow, OK. Y'all ready to get to it, DJ D-Wrek? The game is in your hands. You know, I'm not usually a spitter. So we'll probably win. [CHEERING] Y'all ready? Wild out. [CHEERING] Ugly-ass little boy. Ugly-ass little boy. Ugly-ass little boy. Ugly-ass little boy. Silence, my minions. [LAUGHTER] I am Baby Tate thoughts. Can I tell a spooky story, Nicholas? Nicholas Cannon, can I tell a spooky story? All right. I'm a [INDISTINCT]. [LAUGHTER] This is basically a-- nice, spit it all out. You are the mother [MUTED]. [CROWD LAUGHING] Hey. Hey. OK. Damn. You guys hear them? You guys hear them bones? All right. What up, Baby Tate? I am healthy. I am wealthy. I am rich. I am that bitch. With that bus wide [MUTED]. [CROWD LAUGHING] Ain't that right, Nick? - Say something, man. - Yeah. Say something, man. Yo, you left your chain at my place last night. Maddie, your ass is like a watch battery. [CROWD CHEERING] Look at your saggy titties. Ooh, [MUTED] goodness. All right. I know I'm a bad bitch. Stop playing with me. [LAUGHTER] [SHOUTING] [CROWD LAUGHING] Nick spit again. Nick just spit again. Nick just spit again. Nick just spit again. You weren't supposed to spit, Nick. Take your stomach out your pants. What are doing? [CROWD LAUGHING] Oh, excuse me. I am Nick loose Cannon's thoughts. [CROWD CHEERING] Oh. [MUTED] with your bitch. [BELL RINGING] [CROWD CHEERING] I'm so sorry. She spit all over me. Have a seat here, queen. I'm going to have a seat directly across from you. And each team member is going to get the opportunity to come up here and make us laugh so hard that we spit the water out of our mouth. Well, this is hard because I usually [MUTED]. But I'm making an exception for you, Nick. [CROWD SHOUTING] Let's have-- let's have some fun. Old school, wild out. [SPEAKING SPANISH] You already know. What's up, Nick? What's up, Monét? How are you doing? It's good to see you, man. You know, I know you're a big time star. Everyone knows you, but you know, they got some stars on the New School, too. You know DC Young Fly, right, one of the biggest stars in the world? DC Young Fly, right, [MUTED]? And you know Radio Big Mac, one of the biggest stars in the world? Spit that water out if you want to see what it looked like if Big Mac and DC Young Fly had a baby. Hell are you talking? Hey, big homie, stand up real quick. Stand up real quick, big homie. Stand up real quick. [CROWD CHEERING] [BUTTON SINGING] That was good. DC Young Mac. That was a good one. I can't wait to wild style your fat mother [MUTED]. Got you, bitch. [CROWD CHEERING] Hallelujah, hallelujah. I am Monét X Change thoughts. I don't know why Monét X Change thoughts sound like Madea, but we're just going to keep it going. Hallelujah. [CROWD LAUGHING] Lord, that Old School team is raggedy as hell, especially that light skinned fat one back there. [CROWD LAUGHING] But I was wondering where he got his boob job from, Lord, because he got them on the front and the back. Lord, Jesus. [CROWD SHOUTING] [BELL RINGING] Let's go, Chico. Make some noise for Chico Big. [CROWD CHEERING] Now, Monét, you are not only a contestant on RuPaul's Drag Race. You are also a winner, correct? So it would be safe to say that you have a good keen sense of how to judge, you know, drag queens and what they should and shouldn't be. Right? OK, so I just got to let you know, keep the water in your mouth if this drag queen would have made it on the show. [CROWD LAUGHING] Nicky. [CROWD LAUGHING] Nicky. We've all been there. If y'all don't know, that's Nicky. H started this gangster [MUTED] Mother [MUTED] thanks I get? [CROWD LAUGHING] [CROWD CHEERING] Well, here we go. [LAUGHTER] Don't give that [MUTED] up. [CHUCKLES] I am Monét's thoughts. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. [BELL RINGING] Oh my God. New School, you guys are up first. Wild out. [CROWD CHEERING] What up, y'all? Y'all doing? [CROWD CHEERING] [LAUGHTER] What up, big [MUTED] Nick? How you doing? Tamar, you're not supposed to spit, god damn. [CROWD LAUGHING] Oh, that [MUTED]. Look at Santoine's sparkly upped ass over there looking like Maurice Walnut. [CROWD LAUGHING] What about nuts? Look at that. All he heard was nuts. [CROWD LAUGHING] [BUZZER] All right. You got on Rick James' boots. [CROWD LAUGHING] Oh, Nick just spit. Oh, he spit. [CROWD CHEERING] Looking so good. I want to be like that part, be by your side. [CROWD LAUGHING] Ugly ass little boy. Ugly ass little boy. DC, what are you doing? I'm walking like your ass. [CROWD LAUGHING] [BELL RINGING] Nick just spit already. Oh, look, Nick. You didn't see her leg all crossed. She was looking all anxious. [CROWD LAUGHING] They both spit. [CROWD CHEERING] [BUZZING] I don't care what nobody said. That joke was funny. [CROWD LAUGHING] Nicholas, Cannon. I am Nick Cannon's thoughts. I wonder what-- hold up. Oh, this is my dog. Vince, what up, boy? [CROWD LAUGHING] Oh, yeah. Yeah, tie my she right here. We playing Talking Spit. Oh, that's one of your favorite games? That's crazy. You want to be the extra wet? Oh, yeah. He said, if y'all want to get back together, just keep the water in your mouth. [CROWD LAUGHING] [BELL RINGING] [CROWD CHEERING] ATL, turn up. CROWD: Turn up for what? I'm on the morning show every morning, but they ain't never play none of Nick Cannon music. Like what the? [CROWD SHOUTING] [BELL RINGING] You on my team. [CROWD LAUGHING] ATL, turn it up. CROWD: Turn up for what? My daughter just got a new girlfriend, and that [MUTED] look just like Nick Cannon. [CROWD CHEERING] [HIP-HOP MUSIC] [CROWD SHOUTING] [BELL RINGING] [CROWD CHEERING] You ready? All right. All right. ATL, turn up. CROWD: Turn up for what? Because DC Young Fly look just like me. So we're going to be flying through the pearly gates together. [CROWD LAUGHING] [CROWD CHEERING] [BELL RINGING] Two bucks, two bucks, two books. [BELL RINGING] [CROWD CHEERING] CROWD: Hey, oh. What you call that? We call this the gircle. CROWD: Why, yo? Because one sip of this, and you doing something with your girl that you can't tell nobody about. Hey. [CROWD CHEERING] [BELL RINGING] - Let me get some. Let me get some. [CROWD CHEERING] Make some noise. CROWD: Hey, oh. What you call that? Justina's coochie. CROWD: Why, yo? Cause I'm not putting this near my lips. I'm going to just let it burn. [CROWD CHEERING] [BELL RINGING] That was fire. That was fire. I got it. That one was fire. [CROWD CHEERING] Let's go. CROWD: Hey, oh. What you call that? I call this Nick Cannon's celibacy. CROWD: Why, yo? Because when you tried this [MUTED], can't nobody believe your ass. [CROWD LAUGHING] [BELL RINGING] [CROWD CHEERING] CROWD: Hey, oh. What you call that? I call this, damn, bra. CROWD: Why, yo? Because when my dealer told me the price, I was like, damn, bra. [BELL RINGING] CROWD: Sneak up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it. Your topic is podcasts. CROWD: Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it. We talking about podcasts, that's a big chance. I'm always live when I'm on Drink Champs. On Drink Champs, that you can see. But they should put you on something you can eat. Something I can eat? Nah, you front. I do it by myself, just like Joe Buttons. Joe Buttons, that's the podcast. Like to do it slow, and some like to do it fast. Some do it fast. That can't be tired. Nick was on a podcast, but that got us fired. He got you fired. Yeah, that's OK. But that's the reason why we do this today. [CROWD CHEERING] CROWD: Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it. Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it. Your topic is making hits. CROWD: Pick up and kill it, and kill it. I came up up here. I don't know what's this, cause you're the one that really made hits. It really make hits, and I made one for you. Let's get back your wife, and let's do her for two. Let's do her for two, but nobody else? I appreciate that hip didn't sit on the shelf. Ooh, sit on the shelf like your career. Nah, I [MUTED] it up. Let's leave it right here. CROWD: Pick up and kill it, and kill it. Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it. Your topic is Broadway. CROWD: Kill it, and kill it. Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it. Speaking of Broadway, you think that I'm fat. So I can't do the dance moves from cats. You talking about cats. You need to remember, when it come to cats, boy, I am Simba. Boy, you ain't Simba. That's just a rumor. No, you're not Simba. You Timon, and I'm Puma. Oh, you Pumba? Man, that's nada. You know what I say. Hakuna matata. CROWD: Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it. Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it. Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it. The topic is schoolyard fights. CROWD: And kill it. Pick up and kill it. Your topic is the West Side. CROWD: Pickup and kill it, and kill it, and kill it. From the West Side, that's where I reside with gangsters who bang and gangsters who ride. Nick Cannon is from Diego 619. My name is Quick I'm from straight Compton City Line. City Line, where we keep rhyming. Everybody knows Quick got his own timing. When you feel me, you going to know that I'm going to hit it. My name is DJ Quik and I still gets with it. Throw the west up, even on the south. BAB, you know, he shit the words out of my mouth, because I got CO, and PTO, and Compton. And everybody knows that Quik be stomping. Stomping? In my big black boots. But now Mr. Jubilee, the hats do suits. Black dudes do, so they get all the FM, because you know we got Quik all of the weapons. We snuck them, in and we go, keep tucking in. And everybody know I don't give a [MUTED] man. Because I freestyle wipe on a miracle. I knew I was one of my West Side heroes. CROWD: Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it. Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it. Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it. Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it. [CROWD CHEERING] I-G-G-Y, what murder weapon do you think Nick Cannon killed hip-hop with? [CROWD LAUGHING] Was it a gun, or his last album? [CROWD LAUGHING] I didn't even know he had an album, honestly. [CROWD SHOUTING] Miss Iggy Azalea, how you doing? You're such a beauty. I love those boots. Those are beautiful. You want to know what I don't love? - What? - Nick's music. All right, let's move on. [CROWD LAUGHING] Mr. Cannon, you create opportunities for people, for example, the Wild 'n Out girls. Like, you give them an opportunity to be more than just objectified on Instagram and social media. - You get it. You get it. So my question to you, with that said, Mr. Cannon, is would you allow your daughter to be a Wild 'n Out girl? Hell nah. [CROWD LAUGHING] Oh, oh, hell, nah. Ladies, come here. Come here, ladies. Well, with that being said, what is it that the Wild 'n Out girls do that you wouldn't want your daughter to do? [CROWD LAUGHING] [CROWD CHEERING] I plead the 5th. [CROWD CHEERING] M-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-my bad. I'm sorry. I was outside paying my meter. A matter of fact, Nick, do you have 50 Cent I can borrow? Oh, never mind. Mr. Ross. - Right, right. Let me get straight to it. You know, MMG, that's your label. So MMG is more than a label, though. It's like a family. - Most definitely. You know, you guys are like brothers. And as we all know, brothers, you know, fight sometimes. Right. And it was a well publicized dispute between two of your biggest artists. So my question to you, Mr. Ross, is in a brotherly, friendly fist fight, who are you taking, Meek Mill or Wale? [CROWD CHEERING] You got it. Yo got it. I'm going to plead the 5th. Exactly. [CROWD CHEERING] [BELL RINGING] [CROWD CHEERING] Y'all got it, I think, huh? [CROWD CHEERING] I'm sorry I'm a little late. I was auditioning for America's Got Talent. Apparently, the last host didn't have any. That's crazy. [CROWD SHOUTING] Oh, man. [LAUGHTER] Nicholas Cannon, I noticed you've been working out. You did ab day. You got leg day on lock. You got arm day on smash. My question to you is, out of all that exercising you do, why are you always skip talent day? [CROWD SHOUTING] Because that's the day I'm begging your moms. [CROWD CHEERING] And Wednesday, and Wednesday. That's not sufficient. Damn it. I plead the 5th. [BELL RINGING] [CROWD CHEERING] Get it, man. She's good, dog. She ain't playing yet. I want her to testify on my behalf. [CROWD LAUGHING] - What's up, Keisha? - Hi. How are you doing? What you got on your lips, playboy? Lip gloss or something? Lip gloss. Real talk, though. Check it out. If Nick walked over here right now and wanted to kiss you on the lips, would you deny it or would you accept it? - Is that a real question? A real question. Definitely, deny it. [CROWD SHOUTING] Hurts. Super dumb ass. That was dumb. [CROWD LAUGHING] Y'all are ratchet. Y'all are ratchet. [CROWD CHEERING] Hey. Mr. youngster, how are you doing, sir? Recently, you've been seeing on Instagram counting $2 million in cash. Me and my colleague here, we just have a simple question for you to answer. Listening. Do you think you got more money than my father? [CROWD SHOUTING] Oh, no, big Snoop Dogg. [CROWD SHOUTING] Hold on, court. We got it here in Nashville. I would like to call my lawyer up here. He going to call his lawyer. I might call my lawyer up here. I need help. Well, legally, you don't have to answer anything. You ever thought about something? [CROWD LAUGHING] You ever thought about switching your money to a credit union, because you could get 2% interest. Think about it. [CROWD CHEERING] Wait, wait, wait, wait. We need a answer, though. Plead the 5th. [CROWD CHEERING] [BELL RINGING] [CROWD CHEERING] My boy, my boy. Two, two. Two, two. Boy, you dumb as hell, boy. [CROWD LAUGHING] My man, no, no. It ain't no bad question. It's real. You just real. You, you, you employ all of us, man. You know what I mean? Feed my family. Black Squad take care. Red Squad take care of y'all. You know what I mean? You employ that dude. - My guy. - Y'all cool. Loyalty, 11 years. That's crazy. That's crazy. [CROWD LAUGHING] But if you had a choice, you either got to fire DJ D-Wrek, or cancel Wild 'n Out? [CROWD SHOUTING] [LAUGHTER] He's out of here. [CROWD SHOUTING] Nick, Nick, Nick, what's up, man? Appreciate you. I don't like that you sucking on stuff, but anyway. Matt Bonds. What's up, man? - What's up, baby? Remember you did that to Kobe? Ah, you remember that? [LAUGHTER] All right. But look, I ain't going to keep you up here long. I know you got a S Hero box to pose for something. So my question to you is really, really simple, man. I want to know exactly what made you whoop Derek Fisher's ass. [CROWD LAUGHING] That's just rules to the game. That's it. So you're confirming that you whooped his ass. - Absolutely. - All right so what-- [CROWD LAUGHING] [CROWD CHEERING] That's it. All right, Matt, look. I know my team has been making fun of you a lot, but I just wanted to say I'm a really big fan. Like, when you played for the Orlando Magic, you were so good. It was almost like you were a real magician. And-- [CROWD LAUGHING] I just wanted to know, how did you do that one trick where you made all their playoff chances disappear? [CROWD SHOUTING] [CROWD CHEERING] I plead the 5th. [CROWD CHEERING] [BELL RINGING] [CROWD CHEERING] We all know you have a very illustrious music and acting career. That's true. And you've been fortunate enough to work with some amazing females, two of which are Zoe Saldana. - Word. And Christina Milian. Word. So we want to know, in your opinion, who is the more talented actress, Zoe or Christina? [CROWD SHOUTING] Zoe. See, now, I thought you would have said Christina, because she acted like she loved you for two years. [CROWD SHOUTING] [CROWD CHEERING] The people in the courtroom today are watching you plead, plead the 5th. And we want to know five rappers that you can rap better than. [CROWD SHOUTING] Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick Cannon. [CROWD LAUGHING] We don't stink. We don't stink. [LAUGHTER] [CROWD CHEERING] Tyga, Rack City. Pew, pew, pew. So-- [CROWD LAUGHING] Quick question. Why did you leave Young Money cash money? Is it because Birdman didn't pay you, or was it not young enough for you? [CROWD SHOUTING] [LAUGHTER] Yeah, I'm going to go with the first one. Birdman did not pay you. [CROWD SHOUTING] You heard that? Didn't pay Nick either. [CROWD CHEERING] Come on now, DC. What's up, Nick? You good? What's happening, John John? Yeah, that's my name. That's my name. [CROWD LAUGHING] If you had a trash can, right, OK, which one of these would you throw away? OK? Your music career, your movie career, or her braids? Which one would you choose? [CROWD CHEERING] Damn. Why? Sweetheart, I think your braids are beautiful, your Nubian braids, but I love my music and my movies, so I'm going to plead the 5th. God. Let him talk about like that. Your braids are beautiful. [CROWD CHEERING] Hello, Nick Cannon. How do you do? I have a simple question for you. Your own incredible E and T, and you signed Justina and Charlie, Conceited, Hitman, too. That's your things. So if in this courtroom, you could choose only one of those artists to use to represent and make you a hit, well tell us, Nick, which one would you pick? [CROWD SHOUTING] Who are you running with? Which one are you going to pick, man? Well, freestyling, man, that is your gift. But I'm going to tell you like this. I plead the 5th. [CROWD CHEERING] [BELL RINGING] [CROWD CHEERING] Nick popsicle, what's going on with you, man? What's up, man? Just like my client, Soulja Boy, you also are from the hood, Southeast, to be exact, Southeast San Diego. You got it tight, tatted on your-- she must be from there, too. My question to you is, do you think that my client, big Soulja, is capable of being from your hood? - Yes. OK. So what have you done to be a person that is capable of blessing people into a hood? Like, what, what type of work have you put in in the hood? I'm a man of the community. I'm a certified, man. I'm talking about gangster stuff. You have a-- this is a gangster set. Gangsters. I plead the 5th. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. [CROWD CHEERING] So what's popping with you? What's up, bro? So look, you had some beef with, you know, throughout your career or whatever. So I just want to know. You was finna beat Bow Wow ass, right? But you also got into with my dog DC Young Fly. So who ass would you want to beat worse, Bow Wow or DC Young Fly's? [CROWD SHOUTING] [MUTED] Oh, [MUTED] that's a good one. Oh, [MUTED]. Uh, I probably wouldn't put them hands on Bow Wow. [CROWD CHEERING] Put them hands on. [CROWD CHEERING] It's intense in the courtroom. Nicholas, how are you doing? Well, I, for one, I'm just sick of all the Mariah jokes. Me, too. We've heard all the Kim jokes, the Amber jokes. I'm sick of them. - Me, too. We need some new material. So who's someone you've slept with that we don't know about? Yo, mama. I knew I was Black. [CROWD CHEERING] [LAUGHTER] [CROWD CHEERING] Get him, Fly. What up for me now? Soldier, what's up? Hey, that was a great answer. That was a great answer. That was a great answer. I just got one question I think everybody in the world want to know. When you put your arm around that dude and you said, you know, big soldier is from the hood, where he pushed your stupid ass-- [CROWD LAUGHING] We all want to know, why you didn't hit that [MUTED] with the you-- [CROWD LAUGHING] Oh, [MUTED]. Oh, [MUTED]. I said, any moment now, he's going to hit that [MUTED] with the you. Oh, [MUTED]. Nah. See, what had happened was, they got things out here called lawsuits. You dig what I'm saying? And you know, I'm worth 30 million. You know what I'm saying? Y'all can talk. I ain't trying to get none of that. I ain't trying to cut nobody no check, man. You see what I'm saying? Yeah. Damn. That's what you came up with? That would, that would happen. That would happen. America, that was some bull [MUTED]. [CROWD LAUGHING] [BELL RINGING] Hey, boys. What's happening? - Get it. Hey, China. Hi, baby. I'm a fan of yours, so I'm not going to ask you any disrespectful questions like some of my teammates. We're just going to talk about some of the boys you've been with. So I'm going to keep it real simple. All right? [MUTED], marry, kill YBN, Almighty J, Tyga, and Rob Kardashian. Kill Tyga. Marry Rob, and [MUTED] YBN. Get that check, baby. Get that check. [CROWD CHEERING] Miss China, let me get straight to the point. So lately, you've had a reputation of dating rappers, you know, just to help them sell their music. [LAUGHTER] Would you ever consider dating Nick? Yes. [CROWD SHOUTING] I'm going back now. [CROWD CHEERING] Wale. [CROWD CHEERING] All right, Nick, my boy. We go back, man. - Facts. You know, I've been knowing you for a while. You know how to keep some bad bitches close to you, baby. I don't know about you, OK? I just got a question about two of your closest bad bitches, right? We'll have a bad bitch contest and see who's in first place. Now, will it be exhibit A, gone? [CROWD LAUGHING] Some very bad, bitches. [CROWD LAUGHING] Or, or will it be exhibit B? Give it to me. [CROWD CHEERING] Now, D-Wrek was doing-- D-Wrek was doing duck lips back in the '90s, baby. [CROWD LAUGHING] We want to know who's in first place. [LAUGHTER] I plead the 5th. [CROWD CHEERING] [BELL RINGING] Jason Lee, which one's a badder bitch to you? I just want to know your opinion. I ain't going to plead the 5th. I'm going to take mine. [CROWD CHEERING] [BELL RINGING] [CROWD CHEERING] Little Wrek. Excuse me, Mr. Andrew sir. Please, sir. I am your lawyer, and I don't need you to say nothing else. All right? - Yes, sir. [CROWD LAUGHING] Now, Nick Cannon, according to my documents here, uh-huh, you had a show that was on MTV called Wild 'n Out that got canceled. Right? You had a show that was on Fox. It was your, your talk show that was quite good. That got canceled. OK? Which fire hurt the most? Because, you know, MTV brought you back, but Fox said, you take your funky ass home. [CROWD LAUGHING] But, you know, neither one of them hurt because, like I say, you can't fire a boss. [CROWD CHEERING] I mean. I mean, you, I mean, they still ain't called you back, so I don't-- [LAUGHTER] [CROWD CHEERING] Make some noise. Make some noise for him. Billiards. What's up, Nick? [CROWD LAUGHING] Hey, man, you give a lot of people opportunities out here, bro. You know what I mean? But the jury is still out on whether or not you're actually respectful to everybody. So real quick, I've been here for two seasons. What's my full name? Brent Peller. Uh-huh. [CROWD LAUGHING] He's been here since day one. What's his full name? - Derek Batiste. - OK. Wow. Good job, Nick. Now, this cameraman has also been here since day one. [CROWD LAUGHING] What is his full name? [CROWD LAUGHING] I plead the 5th. [CROWD CHEERING] [BELL RINGING] You my favorite cameraman, though. I just don't know your full name. [CROWD CHEERING] That was a good answer, Nick. So check this out. I heard you used to date men. We all know, but now you date women. Congratulations. But out of these two women, which one you think will make you go back to dating men, Kandi or Justina? [CROWD SHOUTING] Well, I can't go back for something that I've been delivered from. - Come on. Somebody. Praise the Lord. I'm going ahead an get the-- go ahead and get the red woman. Let's go. [CROWD CHEERING] So dating a girl will make you go back to dating a man? I can't. No, no, no, no. I get [MUTED] only for women. I like meow. [CROWD CHEERING] [BELL RINGING] He ain't plead yet. Guys, come on. How many charges y'all getting, man? My question ain't even for you. You cool. I want to ask Nick some stuff. Honest, because you be going on podcasts saying my name. Who the most hated cast member? Colin, Colin, Colin. [CROWD LAUGHING] I thought we got past this. No, we ain't got past nothing. We ain't got past nothing. You on my team. I don't care. [CROWD LAUGHING] My question for you is, you be wearing all these turbans, talking all this Black Power stuff, Black consciousness, Black righteousness. Look at these Wild 'n Out girls. Most of them is white. [CROWD CHEERING] - Ain't none of them. - I'm not done. I'm not done. You got all these kids, 50, 11 kids. [CROWD LAUGHING] When you going to have some kids with a Black woman? [CROWD CHEERING] A full Black woman? When does this episode air? [LAUGHTER] [CROWD CHEERING] Oh, but you got some more kids on the way. [BELL RINGING] [CROWD CHEERING] Bible, please. Sorry I'm late, your honor. DJ D-Wrek's pillow is suing him, and they wanted me to take the case. I was glad to. OK. Tyron, OK. - Sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Listen, but are we going to keep this quick. My question is very simple, OK? Bring it to me. If you were driving on a sunny day and you happened to see Jake walk across the street, would you run him over, or B, get out and fight him again? Ooh, I'm fighting him off [MUTED]. After he on the ground knocked out, then I'm going to run him over. OK, OK. Exactly what I thought. Your honor, this case is dismissed. OK, he's delusional. He hasn't recovered from the fight. And instead of pleading the 5th, we're going to plead insanity, OK? Thank you. Hey, but I did not plead the 5th. That is true. He did not plead the 5th. [CROWD CHEERING] You got Black card? Actually, no, dude. You don't have a Black card because I took that thing when you were face down after I beat your ass, dude. Yeah, I ought to beat you mother [MUTED] ass, kid. You want your Black card back, bro? All you got to do is say one thing, bro. I love Jake Paul, bro. This dude, right here, look. There you go right there. He didn't answer the question, dude. That's plead the 5th right there, dude. I got your ass. I ain't never pleading the 5th, never. [CROWD CHEERING] He don't play this game fair. What's up, baby? Just know my beef ain't with you, bro. That's them same boots SpongeBob was cooking burgers in. I want to ask Nick. You on my team. I do not care. [CROWD LAUGHING] We're not going to be here a long time, bro. People always come up here and talk bad about you. Oh, he got a bunch of kids. He do this, you do that. I just want to know one thing before we finish. One thing. You got a whole lot of baby mamas now, right? Yes. So look right at the camera and tell America which one of your baby mamas got the smallest crib. [CROWD SHOUTING] Nick. Nick, you can answer that. You can answer that. You can answer that. Nothing wrong with that. I plead the 5th. [BELL RINGING] [CROWD CHEERING] Yeah, yeah. CROWD: Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. That'll do it. Sorry, your honor. PO outside. He said I owed him some pee. That was Hennessey. Nah, nah. That pee. He needed to get hydrated. This, this George pee. I can set that right here. All right. Everybody interested in how many kids you got. OK. I ain't going to be rude. You feel me? I'll just ask you how many kids you got. You feel me? But you going to keep it a hunnit? What? You going to keep it a hunnit. Give it a-- yeah. Keep it a hunnit. Oh, 100. Yeah. I ain't going to ask you how many kids you got. Jed tell me all their birthdays, just in case I wanted to give them something. Just in case I wanted to give them something. [CROWD CHEERING] This show is only 30 minutes long. I plead the 5th. Damn. [BELL RINGING] [CROWD CHEERING] Now, Sean. Yeah. I know you know a lot about beautiful girls, right? Yes, sí. So, you know, I'm just trying to see. It's a couple pretty ladies on the stage. We got Mimi. [CROWD CHEERING] We got Jessie Woo. [CROWD CHEERING] We got Justina Valentine. [CROWD CHEERING] So I'm just trying to see, since you know so much about beautiful girls, who's the least beautiful girl on the stage? What's good? You better plead [MUTED]. The least? - The least. - The least. Justina, I love you, but-- [CROWD SHOUTING] I like how you keep it real with it. [CROWD SHOUTING] All right, all right, all right, all right. That's a Denzel. Yeah, that's my Denzel right here. [MUTED] that. Cat, what the hell going on, OG? Got a real serious question now. We grew up off the series Friday. Now, we seen Friday, next Friday, Friday after next. You dig what I'm saying? And everybody who played a real character in those series, they, they did good. [CROWD CHEERING] I just want to know from you personally, OG, who you think carried the Friday series. Is it you? Is it Mike Epps? Or is it Michael Blackson ugly ass? It's a two part answer. Number one, Michael Blackson has never carried anything. [CROWD SHOUTING] Fun fact. Fun fact. Fun fact. [MUTED] . But the second part is Ice Cube. [CROWD CHEERING] Facts. [CROWD CHEERING] Mr. Williams, I just want to let you know it's an honor, man. I've been waiting for this for a long time. Real quick, you think Nick have sex with his new baby mamas to his old baby mama music? [CROWD LAUGHING] Don't answer that. Nick. [CROWD LAUGHING] No, you know what time it is. It's been a minute. It's been a minute. But look, Nick, everybody coming up here making fun of your kids, talking about how many kids you got. But the thing that they don't say is you are a great father. That's why you can have so many children. Appreciate it. But as a great father myself-- That's a great father, too. I learned from the best. That's an amazing father. I'm finally with you. You're all amazing daddies up here. All amazing daddies, all amazing fathers. But as amazing fathers, you know there's a lot of responsibility that comes with fatherhood. Facts. So my question to you is very simple. You have, you know, multiple children now, which you take care of. But let's just say that all of your children have an event on the same day, at the same time, in different cities. Which one of your children's events are you going to come to in person? [CROWD SHOUTING] Nick, plead the 5th, Nick. Plead the 5th, Nick. [CROWD SHOUTING] I plead the 5th. Exactly. [BELL RINGING] - It's impossible. [CROWD CHEERING] My team is fangirling over here. What's up, OG? A lot of us consider you the GOAT, you know what I'm saying, one of the best of all time. So I got a quick question. So one of the guys just magically appeared in front of you and said, Kat, if I put you on unlimited tours, but you got to open up for Kevin Hart for the rest of your career, and if you decline, he's going to take every dollar out your account, you about to be broke for the rest of your career, which one? I've been broke four times already. [CROWD CHEERING] All right, we're going live in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Hello. We're here at WILD TV, and I'm here reporting with Jason Lee. Now, Jason, you keep it 100. Am I correct? You're doing better than Sherri Shepherd, yes. [CROWD SHOUTING] Wow. God damn, he is M-E-S-S-Y, messy. You know, Jason Lee, uh, according to my investigatory work, I heard that you have beef with the queen of rap, Nicki Minaj. And I also heard that you had a little beef with media mogul Karen Civil. Now, if these two women were drowning in a lake, which one would you save? Please look at the camera and tell us your answer. And remember that you keep it 100. Which camera would you like me to look at? That one right there. [MUTED] [CROWD SHOUTING] That's a wild boy right there. So messy. Nikki, I love you. [CROWD CHEERING] Well, I'm hiding a mother [MUTED] for you entertainers. You hear me? So look, they just touched on your beef with Nicki Minaj, right? - Yeah. All right. So look, I'll give you two choices. You can either look in that camera and squash the beef and apologize to Nicki, or look in that camera and just plead the 5th. Either one don't make me no difference. Oh, that's good, Bobby Jay. Who are you thinking of some [MUTED]. I give you my Cash App for that 5k, too. What you want me to say? You got to say, Nicki, I apologize, I was wrong. Nicki, I apologize. I was wrong. You're the worst rapper of this century. [CROWD CHEERING] [BELL RINGING] NICK CANNON: Greenery Screenery. True improv at it's finest. We going to get some scenes from DJ D-Wrek, and we going to make them scenes funny. If we win at that, we get a bell. [BELL RINGING] If it's whack, they get that buzzer. [BUZZER] Yo, y'all ready to get your improv on? [CROWD SHOUTING] - Let's get to it. D-Wrek, it's in your hands. Your scene is, stranded in the ocean. Look, babe. Look, babe, I swear to God, I'm stranded on the ocean. Baby, I swear to God. I ain't got no-- I swear to God. [BELL RINGING] [CROWD SHOUTING] Man, I'm so hungry. The first fish I see, I'm going to pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it. [CROWD LAUGHING] [BELL RINGING] Jack, I'll never let go. I'll never let go, Willis. [BELL RINGING] Oh my God. That's Moby Dick. It's Moby Dick. Moby, Moby, Moby Dick. [BELL RINGING] I don't need a raft. My butt floats. [BUZZER] Hell yeah. All this water, [MUTED] I'm about to pull out for? It feel too good in this mother [MUTED]. [CROWD LAUGHING] Your scene is on a playground. [CROWD CHEERING] - You hit me first. - No, you hit me first. - You hit me first. - No, you hit me first. You hit me first. You hit me first. And West Philadelphia, born and raised. On the playground. [CROWD LAUGHING] [BELL RINGING] Sing the school song, damn it. Sing it. *Say Eastside.* [BELL RINGING] [CROWD CHEERING] No, no, no, no. I don't know what's going on. Because if I have to come up here again about my son. [CROWD LAUGHING] [BELL RINGING] Your scene is an interrogation room. For the last time, no, I don't know where I was at on September 11th. Wow. Oh. [CROWD LAUGHING] You know you [MUTED] up, right? You know you [MUTED] up, don't you? No, because you said you bought the beer at 11:59, and now you're saying you bought the beer at 11:29. You [MUTED] up, right there. My legs hurt. [CROWD LAUGHING] Hey, boy. Got that Popeyes you ordered, extra crispy. - That's right. - Yeah. Mm. OK, now it will-- Terri, Terri went down the street now. Now, hold up. I know. Two more crimes. [CROWD LAUGHING] Your scene is a trailer park. I know I don't belong around these parts, but can Justina come out and play? [BELL RINGING] Hell nah, brother. This is California. You get D for $1 million right now. That's a fact. [BUZZER] Hurry, hurry, hurry up. Hurry up. I ain't never see a big boy get on the roof. I ain't never see a big boy get on the roof. I ain't never see a big boy. [BELL RINGING] Donald Trump will be president again in 2024. [BELL RINGING] Nick, I need you for this one. Yeah, come on in. Hey, yo, M, I got Nick Cannon here. He's talking [MUTED]. [BELL RINGING] Here you got these large chain like a [MUTED] can't jump in your yard. [CROWD LAUGHING] [BELL RINGING] Your scene is a tattoo parlor. Yeah, man. Just put Mariah all the way across my back. We're going to be together forever, I promise. It's all good. - Here we go. - Almost finished? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got you. - Look it, baby. It say love, peace and happiness. Nah, I can read Chinese. That definitely say Kung Pao chicken. You look stupid. [BELL RINGING] What you need, my boy? Yeah, that Mariah [MUTED] ain't work. Go and put the big ass picture of Jesus, my boy. Give me right. [CROWD LAUGHING] [BELL RINGING] [CROWD CHEERING] [BELL RINGING] I got to feel it, though. I feel like we took the L on that one. D-Wrek. New School wins that one. Make some noise for the New School, y'all. [CROWD CHEERING] D-Wrek, it's in your hands. The scene is a private airport. It's your boy. I'm about to get on this jet, you know, jet life. Ain't nothing going on. Whole lot of players [MUTED] been doing this. Mr. 106 in front-- Bow Wow bring your stupid ass home. [BELL RINGING] This is how a bad bitch fight a Prague. You [MUTED] can't even spell Prague. [CROWD LAUGHING] [BELL RINGING] Fooling more [MUTED] than a little bitch. Next time on Tinder Swindler 2. [CROWD LAUGHING] [BELL RINGING] Hey, somebody's in there? Come on, [MUTED] ain't nobody in there. [CROWD SHOUTING] [BELL RINGING] The scene is in a grocery store. Ow, my neck, my back, my neck and my back. [BELL RINGING] What's up, bro? What you on? Oh, man, I'm chilling. I'm at Big Mac crib. What you got going on? [CROWD LAUGHING] [BELL RINGING] You nasty [MUTED]. [CROWD LAUGHING] [BELL RINGING] The scene is in Italy. [CROWD CHEERING] Bro ain't never been in an old church that ain't had no roof, buddy. [MUTED] crazy as hell. [BELL RINGING] Damn. I told Big Mac they was at capacity, man. Damn. [CROWD LAUGHING] [MUTED] [BELL RINGING] Are you not entertained? [CROWD CHEERING] - That's Galdiator. That's good. Are you not going to give me the bell? See, that's why I like Black pastors. That [MUTED] crazy as hell. [BELL RINGING] The scene is a karate dojo. [CROWD CHEERING] Morpheus, Neo, you must believe you are the one in order to be the one. [CROWD LAUGHING] [BELL RINGING] You'll never beat me. Way to hang in there. We're nowhere. Man, this Chinese movie lame as hell, bra. [CROWD LAUGHING] [BELL RINGING] Man, let's [MUTED] jack the AC. First rule of karate. It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. [CROWD LAUGHING] [BELL RINGING] Yeah. Thailand. Thailand. [CROWD LAUGHING] [BELL RINGING] Yo, DC Young Fly single handedly won that game for us right there. He sure did. Give it up for the new school, y'all. Make some noise for them. The scene is an extinction-level event. [CROWD CHEERING] This is what my vagina felt like after DC Young Fly hit it. [CROWD SHOUTING] [BELL RINGING] I just want to make this clear. It was already burning before I got in here. [CROWD LAUGHING] [BELL RINGING] I ran out the shoes, no shoes or nothing, Jesus. I, I went, Lord, it's a fire. [CROWD LAUGHING] [BELL RINGING] Excuse me. Are you ready for Jehovah's return? It's obviously a suboptimal-- Ah. [BELL RINGING] All right. Your scene is in a storm. Oh, damn. Chill out. Finish him. [SHOUTING] [CROWD LAUGHING] [BELL RINGING] Yeah, yo, you got to give him the bell on that. I gave him the bell. He got the bell. I don't care how strong that wind is, I ain't going nowhere. Right here. We could keep on Tornadoing. [BELL RINGING] [CROWD LAUGHING] Dad, what's wrong? Go on. Go home now. [CROWD LAUGHING] [BELL RINGING] Baby I told you last night I was, I was with my friends. You [MUTED] lying. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I promise, I promise. I was with my friend. I was with my boys. I was with my boys. [YELLING] [BELL RINGING] *Let the storm rage on.* [BELL RINGING] - All right. Your scene is in a shoe store. A what? No damn shoe stores. Hey, man, go out there and tell that lady we ain't got it. [CROWD LAUGHING] [BELL RINGING] Damn, son. This a neat closet. Yeah. I thought cous ain't had no choice but to wear that [MUTED] he'd be wearing. [CROWD LAUGHING] It's crazy. [BELL RINGING] My boy, are these real? My God's going. My brother, these are the realest shoes you're going to fight. We got you good price, my friend. Good price. You're not going to beat that. You're not going to find price like this. - Gucci, Prada, Louis Vuitton. - Come on. You're not going to find price like this. Give me $8. [CROWD LAUGHING] God damn. Hey, Justina, all these boxes got dildos in them? [CROWD LAUGHING] [BELL RINGING] All right. Your scene is in Miami, South Beach. [CROWD CHEERING] Yeah, I hear you. But I'm not paying you $5,000 for that. [CROWD LAUGHING] [BELL RINGING] [LAUGHTER] It's DJ Khaled. We the best. Who? We [MUTED]. [CROWD CHEERING] [BELL RINGING] Stop. - Face the-- - Stop. Welcome back to South Beach Spring Break, 2022. [CROWD LAUGHING] [BELL RINGING] Pretty typical night. [CROWD LAUGHING] [BELL RINGING] [CROWD CHEERING] D-Wrek, who won, man? Yo, it was pretty close, but I got to give it to the New School. Make some noise for them, y'all. [CROWD CHEERING] Let's get to it, D-Wrek. It's in your hands. You scene is the Stone Age. Stone age. [CROWD CHEERING] Damn. Cardi B, how'd I get inside your [MUTED]? [CROWD SHOUTING] [BELL RINGING] - Dude. OK. [GRUNTING] I'm higher than Benjamin Franklin's kite. I'm higher than gas prices, bro. Jesus, I'm higher than your ass' ass, man. Dude, we're, we're stoned. [CROWD LAUGHING] Stone Age. [BELL RINGING] What's up, bro? No, I'm at the hospital that DJ D-Wrek was born at. [CROWD LAUGHING] [BELL RINGING] Look what I got us, man. Denim man. What? A squirrel again? [BELL RINGING] Hold up. I thought they was pregnant. [CROWD LAUGHING] And what is this? Oh, well, as you can see here, this is one of our favorite exhibits. This is the first prehistoric interracial couple. Oh, and they're already arguing. [CROWD CHEERING] Man, I'm so hungry. Lord, have mercy. Where's my friend? I went and got us a feast this time. What'd you-- A whale? [CROWD LAUGHING] [BELL RINGING] Your scene is the Last Supper. That picture dope. I need that. That is fire. Let's go, Brady, let's go. Oh, damn. Y'all are starving on this show. [BUZZER] I'm going back to NBC. Don't worry, I'm going. [CROWD LAUGHING] - See? I told you. Look, he's right there. - I see it. - Proof. I see it. Poof right there. Look at everybody plates. Dude. Only the 85 South show eating in this [MUTED]. [BELL RINGING] This is true. [CROWD CHEERING] That's better. [CROWD LAUGHING] [BELL RINGING] Your scene is outside the gates of heaven. So was it an apple or a forbidden-- go, go, go, go. So was it an apple, the forbidden, because the Bobby don't ever speak? I think I see Satan. I think I see-- [BUZZER] You guys are [MUTED] that was fire. - God, bro. - That was stupid. He was sneaking in. That was fire. If you got to explain-- did y'all get that? CROWD: Yeah. OK, then I'll take it back then. [BELL RINGING] [CROWD CHEERING] Look. You know what? Yo, yo, hey, yo. - Stay out. Stay out, man. All I said was, God damn. [CROWD LAUGHING] [BELL RINGING] Your scene is the moment of conception. [CROWD LAUGHING] Red light, green light, red light, green light, red light, green light. Shoot a egg. Shoot a egg and a sperm. That'd be racing. I understood. I understood what you was doing. I understood he wasn't funny. Oh. we did it, man. [LAUGHTER] - Yeah. - We made it. - We're here. We made it. Yo, wait, wait. Yo, what? What is all these tonsils and throat, y'all? - Is this a tongue? - No, that's teeth. Oh, this is a throat. [BELL RINGING] - Damn. [CROWD CHEERING] Hey, anyone want dessert? Because I got a cream pie. [LAUGHTER] [BELL RINGING] - Yeah. Yeah. - We made it. - We here. - We made it. - We did it. Oh, [MUTED]. Oh, no. Plan B. [CROWD LAUGHING] [BELL RINGING] [CROWD CHEERING] We know who won that. We was showing skills over here. We was creative. DJ D-Wrek, let them know. I give it to the Old School. Make some noise for the Old School, y'all. Oh, oh, oh, Old School. Scene is a barn. Moo, bitch. Get out the way. [CROWD LAUGHING] [BELL RINGING] What's up, baby? No, I'm just chilling with Big Mac. What you got going on? [CROWD LAUGHING] Oh. [BELL RINGING] OK. My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. [CROWD CHEERING] [BELL RINGING] Hey, man, you are not on her team. [CROWD LAUGHING] What's the matter, buddy. You in a bad mood? [CROWD LAUGHING] [BELL RINGING] Come on. That was some bull [MUTED]. [CROWD LAUGHING] [BELL RINGING] All right, here we go. The scene is a boxing ring. [CROWD CHEERING] Round one. [CROWD CHEERING] [BELL RINGING] Yo, Nick, I saw you boxing on our G, man. I see you doing your thing, but I like my chances. [CROWD LAUGHING] I don't want no smoke. You got it. [LAUGHTER] [CROWD CHEERING] [BELL RINGING] Let's go, baby. All right, you ready, big dog? You said onion rings. No, I said boxing rings. Nah, I'm good, bro. Nah, bro. [CROWD LAUGHING] Oh, don't mind me. I'm just eating the box. [CROWD CHEERING] [BELL RINGING] The scene is a swimming pool. Ooh, pool party. Yeah, cannon ball. [CROWD CHEERING] [BELL RINGING] [GRUNTING] [BELL RINGING] Yo. Man, who boo-booed it in the water, man? [CROWD LAUGHING] [BELL RINGING] The scene is an elevator. [CROWD CHEERING] Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop. It's like a Christmas tree. Hey. [BELL RINGING] Y'all tagged here. - Yes, sir. - Penthouse. Hold the elevator. Hell no. [CROWD SHOUTING] Tower of terror. [CROWD LAUGHING] [BELL RINGING] [CROWD LAUGHING] [GRUNTING] [BELL RINGING] The scene is a radio station. [CROWD CHEERING] What's poppin? It's The Breakfast Club, and it's your girl, Angela Yee. And it's your boy, DJ Envy. And I'm your boy, Charlamagne tha God. Look here, man. Y'all better put some respect on my name. I'm talking to all three of y'all. [BELL RINGING] I ain't going to say it no more. [CROWD LAUGHING] All right, y'all, welcome back to the Rickey Smiley Morning Show. We got Gary With Da Tea. But first, Bernice with the church announcements. [CROWD CHEERING] All members with one left leg, and all members-- [CROWD LAUGHING] And all members with one left leg, all members with one right leg will be going shoe shopping Saturday to save money. [CROWD LAUGHING] [BELL RINGING] It's The Breakfast Club, and I'm your girl, Angela Yee. And it's your boy, DJ Envy. I'm Charlamagne tha God. Drake? Drake? You need a [MUTED] hit his kids on the water, hit his kids on the what? [CROWD CHEERING] [BELL RINGING] DJ D-Wrek, who won, man? I got to give that to the Old School, so make some noise for the Old School. Let's have some fun with it. DJ D-Wrek, the game is in your hands. All right. The scene is an alligator pit. DC, get out of the tub. You're making the water dirty. Yeah. [BELL RINGING] You are now entering the alligator pit. Y'all, I'm so glad we came out here as a family. You scared? No, I'm not scared. I love it here. It's an alligator right behind you. [SCREAMS] [BELL RINGING] You're really scared of an alligator, huh? [CROWD LAUGHING] Hey, my boy. You straight on that gay? [CROWD LAUGHING] [BELL RINGING] Who you looking at? [GRUNTING] [CROWD SHOUTING] I'm on your ass. I'm on your ass. Wait a minute. Uh-oh, wait a minute. There goes a friend. [CROWD LAUGHING] Wow, Justina, yo coochie feel like you got eczema on it. [CROWD LAUGHING] [BELL RINGING] Wait, wait, wait, baby. You stepping on my gators. [BUZZER] That was clever. The scene is a campsite. DC and Thatboyfunny, if I get two sticks together, I can probably make a fire. OK, OK. That's it. You like [MUTED] me, I got something for you. Watch this. Ooh. Where I'm at? OK, OK. I think I'm going to get cooked. Damn, Justina, yo, coochie meaner than a mother [MUTED]. [CROWD LAUGHING] [BELL RINGING] Oh, you said MTV here? Oh, MTV cribs. Welcome to Mr. Clank Clank house. [CROWD LAUGHING] - That's, that's funny. [BELL RINGING] Hey, yo, what are you doing? Ain't nothing. Just rolling up a back wood. [CROWD LAUGHING] [BELL RINGING] The scene is a rock climbing wall. [CROWD LAUGHING] No, Big Mac. No! [BELL RINGING] Do you smell what The Rock is cooking? [BELL RINGING] We'll take it. As we zoom closer, this is what monkeypox looks like up close and personal. [CROWD LAUGHING] [BELL RINGING] Dogs, you need to try these. Try that one. Oh, no. I've hit rock bottom. [BELL RINGING] [CROWD LAUGHING] This scene is a wrestling ring. [CROWD CHEERING] Who wants some of [MUTED] man? I do. Roach, man. Come on. What are you going to do? [CROWD LAUGHING] [GRUNTING] [CROWD SHOUTING] One, two, three. [CROWD CHEERING] [BELL RINGING] [GRUNTING] Royal rumble. [CROWD CHEERING] [BELL RINGING] Y'all make some noise for the Old School. And DJ, D-Wrek, make some sense out of this. I got to give that to the Old School. Make some noise for the Old School party vivo. [CROWD CHEERING] [SIGH] I am Nicholas Cannon thoughts. Hail to the mother [MUTED]. [LAUGHTER] You saw how she scoot back in that chair? [CROWD LAUGHING] [BELL RINGING] Hold on, Nick. She was on the edge, but when she scoot back, her feet rose. [CROWD LAUGHING] [BELL RINGING] That is stupid. [LAUGHTER] [CROWD CHEERING] Miss Juicy, you are holding it down, baby. Now, Nick, Miss Juicy is exactly what I see when I look in the mirror. I mean, a strong, thick-- Didn't we already go over this? [CROWD LAUGHING] Nah, if that booty growing, it's growing on the inside. [CROWD LAUGHING] [BELL RINGING] [CROWD CHEERING] That booty going that way. That booty going that way. You still got water in your mouth? Prove it. Say, ah. Ah. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. [CROWD SHOUTING] I thought you were about to fall out that damn seat. [CROWD CHEERING] Yeah. [CROWD LAUGHING] [BELL RINGING] [CROWD CHEERING] Uh, Juicy, what's happening? Nick told me he was coming, and I didn't want to leave you empty handed here because I know you the real one. You like me, like, you a realist. You know what I'm saying? You ain't bougie. You know what I'm saying? I already know who you is. And my niece outgrew it. But I know you would rock the hell out of this if you put it on. I know. I know you will rock. I know you rock the hell out of this. [BELL RINGING] [CROWD CHEERING] Boy, you can tell Nick don't have no friends. Look at how he dress. Look like some [MUTED] you'll see at Floyd Mayweather's house. [CROWD LAUGHING] Hey, Nick, what would-- what would you say if your girl caught you with Miss Juicy? You cheating on me? A little bit. [CROWD CHEERING] [BELL RINGING] [CROWD CHEERING] I am Nicholas' thoughts. This is everything that I'm thinking. [SIGH] You know what? [MUTED] Buy, you blacker than a mother [MUTED]. I'm on your ass. [CROWD CHEERING] Nick, I got a complaint, man. We got to get some more money in wardrobe so they can buy the rest of my shorts. Look at these shorts, man. Look like I got on jail drawers. This don't make no sense. Look at your team. Look at us as a unit. Look at-- he's mad. I can see why you ain't got no shirt on. You be working out. Hitman look like he just woke up out of coma. It don't make no sense. [CROWD CHEERING] [BELL RINGING] [CROWD CHEERING] I came up here to find the rest of that joke old boy was doing. [CROWD LAUGHING] [BELL RINGING] Give it up for Danielle. Everybody, come on. Give it up for Danielle. [CROWD CHEERING] [BELL RINGING] Where do you be finding these people there, bro? He missed his flight. He supposed to have been gong. [CROWD CHEERING] [BELL RINGING] [CROWD CHEERING] Normally, when we have on our Wild 'n Out costumes and wardrobe, I feel like I'm very covered up. But today, I feel like you can actually see my true figure and how thick I really am, and all this cake batter. You ain't got no damn ass, girl. [CROWD LAUGHING] You got on a see through, and we see right through your ass. [BELL RINGING] [CROWD CHEERING] Hey, Michelle. How are you doing? Are you good? - Mm-hmm. - All right, just making sure. Hey, Nick, real quick, you my homie, man. So I just feel like I need to ask you for a favor real quick. I'm working on this organization, right, to work on the Black community, because you know we need to work on ourselves and our communities. We definitely need to do that. And you with that, right? [CROWD CHEERING] Right. So I was just wondering if you would be willing to let us use your legs as the logo for the organization, because hold on. Let me explain real quick. Since your legs look like windshield wipers, what we're going to do is-- [CROWD LAUGHING] We're going to pick your legs on the front of a van window, right, as windshield wipers. And it's going to be sweeping away all the problems in the Black community. You good with that? All right, bet. Appreciate you. Bye, Michelle. [CROWD LAUGHING] [CROWD CHEERING] [BELL RINGING] [CROWD LAUGHING] OK, my bad. I didn't see your hand. I'm sorry. I am Nick Cannon thoughts. Ooh, it's been a lot going on up here. You know what? Y'all know what time it is. Hey, your barber [MUTED] you up, big dog. I'm out here-- [CROWD LAUGHING] [MUTED] God damn. [BELL RINGING] God damn! I'm talking about that [MUTED] like this [MUTED]. [CROWD LAUGHING] [CROWD CHEERING] What's up, Nick? Look at me. I know I got big eyes. Look. No, dead serious. King, don't you spit that out. Look. I'm tired of the cast members picking on me, OK? I need your help, all right, because Chico said if I start crying, I'm going to drown everybody in the damn studio. [CROWD LAUGHING] [BELL RINGING] [CROWD CHEERING] Hey, Schuler, come back up here, man. Come back up here, bro. [BUZZING] Now, I want all y'all to take a real good look at Schuler. All right? Now, hold on. [LAUGHTER] Don't my eyes look like Schuler eyes? [BUZZER] Come on this way. Come on, come on, come on this way. Come on this way. Don't argue. [CROWD CHEERING] I am Nick Cannon thoughts. Man, [MUTED] that. This how your barber looked when he was lining your ass up. [CROWD SHOUTING] Got him again. Got him again. If I can line you up just a little bit to the-- let me-- let me see if I can just line you up just a little bit. [BELL RINGING] New school, wild out. [CROWD CHEERING] I am Lala's thoughts. Oh, you ain't know you sound like this, girl? [CROWD LAUGHING] Ooh, man, let me go ahead and quit playing. Girl, your bang is uneven. Do you hear me? [CROWD LAUGHING] [BELL RINGING] [SCREAM] [CROWD LAUGHING] [BELL RINGING] I like your bang. It's OK. [CROWD LAUGHING] [CROWD CHEERING] What's up, Nick? Hey, Lala. How are you? Your bun shaped like a biscuit. Like, I know. [BELL RINGING] I know, I know Big Mac, he probably been wanting to take a bite out the top of your head the whole show. Hey, and Big Mac, real quick, your jeans look like hotel curtains. I don't know how you-- I don't know how you got them big ass jeans. [CROWD LAUGHING] [CROWD CHEERING] Lala, Them eye lashes big as hell. [CROWD LAUGHING] [BELL RINGING] If you blink, you will slap the whole front row. [BELL RINGING] You already spit a little bit. She spit a lot. Spit it all out. Stop trying to be so mellow. [CROWD CHEERING] [BELL RINGING] [CROWD CHEERING] I am bridging their thoughts. Ooh, I can't believe she's got on those shoes. [CROWD LAUGHING] He got to take them shoes back, back. Put them shoes. [CROWD CHEERING] [BELL RINGING] Can't believe you want him to. Baby. [CROWD CHEERING] And then they watch me. You see what I'm doing? I'm being like Cisco, walking light. [CROWD LAUGHING] OK, he you look just like little Tonshi. [CROWD LAUGHING] Speaking of people who look like Chico, what are you doing out here, bro? Why are you sitting there? Bro, Chico is sitting here. He supposed to be at work with the girl with the big forehead. Y'all two together? I see where this is headed. [CROWD LAUGHING] [BELL RINGING] Ah, good one. [CROWD CHEERING] Cisco, can you turn your blinkers off so I can do this joke please? You're distracting me. Like, turn the blinkers off. Wait, Nick, I didn't do the joke yet. I'm going to look this way. They really distracted. Oh, he's showing off. [CROWD CHEERING] Hey, y'all. That's what Lil' Kim going to look like when she finish. [CROWD LAUGHING] [CROWD CHEERING] Well, that was weird. [CROWD LAUGHING] Maddie got an ass like she used to be in a wheelchair. [CROWD LAUGHING] [BELL RINGING] [CROWD CHEERING] What's up, Nicholas? [CROWD LAUGHING] Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick. You look good. Nick, can I ask you a question? Who the fuck dressed you? [CROWD LAUGHING] [MUTED] up here looking like Heaven's Gate. [CROWD LAUGHING] Justina, hold on, Nick. Can I ask you a question? What? Why is it when I'm drunk, she look like Miss America, but when I sober up, the [MUTED] look like Tommy from Power? [CROWD SHOUTING] [BELL RINGING] [CROWD LAUGHING] Uh. [CROWD CHEERING] Hey, everybody talking about your outfit, Nick. That outfit fly. It looks like you're about to strip at the swimming pool. You got, like, a real-- but Cuban, though. Ain't nobody talked about your outfit. Look like you got your outfit from the beauty supply store. That ain't no-- they made that from scratch. [CROWD LAUGHING] My auntie got those hanging off her blinds at the house. That's crazy. [CROWD LAUGHING] But you're real cute. Now, you're too fly for that. I follow you on Instagram. You don't dress like that. You dress like a Mexican at a birthday party. [CROWD SHOUTING] [BELL RINGING] [CROWD CHEERING] All right. Hey, hey, Nick. I couldn't come up with any jokes for this game, so actually, DC wrote me some jokes. [LAUGHTER] [CROWD LAUGHING] Did she spit? [SCREAM] [CROWD LAUGHING] [BELL RINGING] [CROWD LAUGHING] [CROWD CHEERING] Damn, Doja Cat, you're thicker than a kindergarten pencil. [CROWD LAUGHING] [BELL RINGING] Big Mac, you shaped like a dirty mattress. [CROWD LAUGHING] Let's go. Clap it up. Make some noise, y'all. [CROWD CHEERING] OK, Nick, we're going to play never have I ever. If you have done it, you have to spit the water out. Never have I ever got an Oscar. [CROWD SHOUTING] I thought you got one for Drumline. [MUTED] OK. [CROWD LAUGHING] Never have I ever wanted to have sex with B Simone. [CROWD CHEERING] [BELL RINGING] [CROWD LAUGHING] That was easy. I knew it. [CROWD LAUGHING] I am Cyn Santana thoughts. [CROWD LAUGHING] Ugh, y'all know what time it is. Look, I don't get it no way. Girl, your edges so dry. They look like gummy worms. [CROWD LAUGHING] [BELL RINGING] My daddy walked out of my life, but he'll be back. [CROWD LAUGHING] I just wanted to be honest with y'all for a second, you know, because sometimes when I-- [CROWD SHOUTING] [BELL RINGING] [CROWD SHOUTING] [CROWD CHEERING] Imagine, you don't know who's water that is. [CROWD LAUGHING] You licked Nick water, too. [CROWD LAUGHING] [CROWD CHEERING] Hey, Cyn. How you doing? This ain't really about, though. Hey, Nick, you are stepping it up, bro. We done had a lot of people on the show, but you done got the son from Family Guy to come on the show. Look at my man. [CROWD LAUGHING] Boy, you look just like Chris Griffin. I don't know, dad. What am I doing out here, dad? I'm so sorry, dad. [BELL RINGING] [CROWD CHEERING] Hey, did you see Cortez's body? Wait no. Cortez, come here. Come here. Now, Nick, I know you done seen a stray dog. I know you done seen stray cats. This [MUTED] is the world's first stray stretch mark. [CROWD LAUGHING] I look like a sexy squid? Y'all better stop playing with me. [CROWD LAUGHING] [BELL RINGING] Mm-mm. [CROWD CHEERING] Santoine look like a crossing guard in front of bulldog. Uh-uh, wait. Everybody ain't coming through here. Move. [CROWD LAUGHING] Slow down. [CROWD LAUGHING] [BELL RINGING] What's up, Cyn? You got the little witch boots on. Mm-hmm. I thought you was Hispanic. - Mm-hmm. - You are? Boy, I ain't never seen a Hispanic girl with a lace front on. This is crazy. [CROWD LAUGHING] They ain't even glue it all the way down. It's peeling in the front. Look like somebody's about to roll a back wood. [BUZZER] You look good. [CROWD CHEERING] I have one more. OK, if you're going to do that, we got to do it the right way, though. - Oh my God. - What the hell? Get your ass up, man. I'm the bucket. [CROWD LAUGHING] I am Cyn Santana thoughts. [CROWD LAUGHING] This has been bothering me the whole show. Ooh, girl, come here. I got to do this. [CROWD CHEERING] [BELL RINGING] [CROWD CHEERING] Sweetheart, I'm going to keep it real with you. I don't give a damn about this game. I came up here to shoot my shot. Right? So since you got water in your mouth, the only way we going to know if you telling the truth is if you just follow these directions. OK, you listening? If I'm a guy that you can see yourself having sex with on a first night, leave the water in your mouth. [CROWD SHOUTING] Me too. Me too. Me too. [CROWD LAUGHING] [BELL RINGING] I'm sorry. [CROWD CHEERING] My brother Nick, what I want to say is this. This is my brother right here. And as you can see, I'm down with incredible records. You understand what I'm saying? Since he can't speak, I'm going to tell you the truth. They're not paying like I thought they would. I'm sorry. And I know you're a recording artist, so I figured this is my opportunity to get off his label and on yours. So I wrote a song. Let me know. Nick not paying like he should. Nick not-- [BELL RINGING] [LAUGHTER] Thank you. Thank you. [CROWD CHEERING] Nick, since you're my boss, I really wanted you to be one of the first people to know, you know, I've been single for so long, and I finally found a boyfriend, and I wanted you to meet him. Jess. Bitch. [CROWD LAUGHING] [BELL RINGING] Let's go, New School. [CROWD CHEERING] Ugly ass little boy. Ugly ass little boy. Ugly ass little boy. Ugly ass little boy. Silence, my minions. I am LisaRaye thoughts. Man, [MUTED] boy, your ass look like Takashi 84, boy. I'm on your ass, boy. [CROWD CHEERING] [BELL RINGING] [CROWD CHEERING] Let's go, Russ. [CROWD CHEERING] [LAUGHTER] What's up, LisaRaye? You already said you got them racks in the bank. So everything you got on expensive. Expensive shoes, expensive bra, expensive hair. So that's that expensive weave, huh? Mm-hmm. OK, so what kind of weave is this, then, if that's the expensive? [CROWD CHEERING] [BELL RINGING] [CROWD SHOUTING] You look good, girl. I like your hair. That's it. It looks good. - Stop playing. Drink the water. Drink the goddamn water. You don't like that. She don't even like that. [CROWD LAUGHING] Stop it. [CROWD CHEERING] Hey, Lisa, you are so beautiful. I know why your team is fighting over you. And I've been thinking all year what I want to be for Halloween, and I'm just thinking I should be you, because everyone says we have the same body type. [BUZZER SOUND] Super-- [BUZZER SOUND] Super thick, curvy. Stop moving [MUTED]. Barbie hands back here. [CROWD SHOUTING] [CROWD CHEERING] Let's go, Old School. I am Hannah thoughts. [CROWD LAUGHING] Your thoughts sound a little manly, I know. If that's Justina Valentine, then this is Justina Easter egg. Ugly. [BELL RINGING] [CROWD LAUGHING] Not Justina Easter egg. [CROWD CHEERING] I didn't think anything could get wider than Maddie. [CROWD SHOUTING] But your-- that introduction, I'm from Oregon and I'm here to represent. [CROWD LAUGHING] [BELL RINGING] Let's go, girlfriend. Let's go, Oregon. All right. [CROWD CHEERING] Marsai, listen. I was trying to think of something to say about you to make you laugh, but you're so wonderful and gorgeous. I couldn't even think of anything to say. Psych. [CROWD LAUGHING] Your name sounds like some liquor. Like, what y'all drinking tonight? We on that Marsai. [BELL RINGING] We on-- we on that Marsai tonight, baby. Or we twisted all that Marsai tonight, baby. [LAUGHTER] What'd you say we drinking that Marsai every day? That Marsai all over Nick. She spit all that Marsai on me. [LAUGHTER] I'm sorry. What's up, Marsai? A successful, young, Black woman, looking good on TV, looking good out here. [CROWD CHEERING] Kind of stylish. Your braids look good. They look nice. They don't look nothing like these braids. Have you seen these? Hell, we got the same braids. [CROWD LAUGHING] We got the exact same. I'm just missing this part, but you are too a little bit. Well, you know what I mean? And your name sound like chicken seasoning, man. You put some Marsai on that? We'll get you some of them thighs. Put some of that Marsai on there, boy, that thing hitting, boy. You put that Marsai on there. [CROWD CHEERING] Hey, Coco. You're so beautiful. I had to tell you something. This is a crazy story. I actually also auditioned for Hilary on Fresh Prince. Here we go. I almost got the role, but the director was like, you're just way too thick to fit in the wardrobe. No, no, no, no. Justina. Justina. No, they said I wouldn't-- They was talking about your voice. [CROWD LAUGHING] - Oh. [BELL RINGING] Your voice. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that thick ass voice. [CROWD LAUGHING] Thick ass voice. Probably my voice, yeah. Your voice too thick. Make some noise for Santa. [CROWD CHEERING] Justina sound like she gargling motor oil. God damn. Good Lord. Don't spit, stupid. You on my team. God, I ain't got no jokes. I'm just start like this. Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick. [CROWD LAUGHING] [MUTED] [BELL RINGING] [CROWD CHEERING] Hey, Nick. I wanted to ask you a question. Don't spit. I want to be here more. What do you think? [CROWD LAUGHING] What do you think is further away, my country or Chico Bean hairline? [CROWD SHOUTING] Look at this [MUTED]. Look at this [MUTED]. His hairline's so far away, it needs a passport. You sound like the count, the von, the 2, a 3, a 4, 5, 6, 7, 8. Let's go, Chico. It's Chico. [CROWD CHEERING] Hey, beautiful Black women. I love y'all, man. I love the Black queens, man. And, you know, because y'all help us out with everything. Our life wouldn't be the same without y'all. So with that being said, you know, y'all both are lovely. I was wondering if y'all can find somebody to help me out with this spot right here. And help me. You're going to give me that? No, never mind. I don't want it. No, never mind. I thought that was going to work. Usually, people shocked when they see this [MUTED]. They just used to it. You must look like that up under this wig. [CROWD LAUGHING] [BELL RINGING] Nick, my dog. Come on, bro. You know, I be high. You got to start telling me when you going invite [MUTED] to the show that be looking like other [MUTED]. I've been calling dude Lil Durk for 45 minutes, bro. [CROWD LAUGHING] Come on, bro. Like, he spit. Give me my bail, and I'm gone. Thank you kindly. Appreciate you. [CROWD CHEERING] Yay. Bitch. [BELL RINGING] Baby, baby, no. You wasn't supposed to-- Let's go, Chico. [CROWD CHEERING] I like where y'all landing. Dope right there. I like when y'all do that. Yeah, that's-- yeah, you got it. Real quick, though. I was just wondering if you paid attention to your team over there. Look at your team. Charlie Clips is the big one right there. You know, I know this girl that had sex with him, right? And I asked her, like, how it was. And I said, what did you think? And she said, as soon as I saw his body, I was like, I wish I had a time machine. [CROWD LAUGHING] I wish I had a time machine with the-- you drank that water. You drank that water. Nah, don't fill your mouth up with air now. You swallowed it. She, she know how to hold it, Nick. [BUZZER] [CROWD CHEERING] OK. Yeah, see, Jordan, when I was growing up, I was really good at gymnastics, like, really good. No, no, for real. I was really good. And then one day, my coach sat me down and he was like, Justina, it's just not going to work out because you're way too thick. He was like, how are you going to flip in the air with all that ass. You're not even going to be able to get it into the leotard. He's like, it's going to be flying cakes. You wish you had a time machine. [CROWD LAUGHING] [BUZZER] [CROWD CHEERING] What is up, Nick? What's up, Jordan? Look, you dope as hell. These people don't even know. You done won medals all around the world doing what you do, right? You been all around the world three, four, five times over, right? But have you ever seen a jacket that looked like this right here? Tell the truth. Tell the truth. You probably ain't never seen no jacket that looked like a rotten tooth. Tell the truth. [CROWD LAUGHING] I know you ain't. [BUZZER] Going to do my party like that? Your partner? Yeah. When you got that girl up there in the purple standing there looking like an action figure? That [MUTED]. [CROWD LAUGHING] - Oh, wait a minute. - That's what we do? - Hold up. - You think that's something? That's what we doing? Watch this, DC. Get up there, Los. Now you can't even see me. [CROWD LAUGHING] [BELL RINGING] There go Los. Let's go, Los. [CROWD CHEERING] How we do, baby boy? Got no kids to Nick. Oh, that ain't it. What's up, champ? How you doing? You all right? They've been killing you on Twitter. [CROWD LAUGHING] They say you got so many kids, two of your kids got kids. [CROWD LAUGHING] [BELL RINGING] Well, my mama said I was a mistake. We all make them. [CROWD LAUGHING] - Spit, Nick. Just spit. He just spit. - OK. [BELL RINGING] What's up, Nick? So glad you got Courtney fine ass on the show. [CROWD CHEERING] I'm going to try to mack that down. [CROWD LAUGHING] [BELL RINGING] Why y'all laughing like that? She is fine. All right, let's go. [CROWD CHEERING] Look at your saggy titties. Mm, goodness. - All right. I know I'm a bad bitch. Stop playing with me. [CROWD LAUGHING] [SCREAM] Nick spit again. Nick just spit again. Nick just spit again. Nick just spit again. You weren't supposed to spit, Nick. Take your stomach out your pants. What are you doing? [CROWD LAUGHING] I am Nick loose Cannon's thoughts. [CROWD LAUGHING] [MUTED] with your bitch. [BELL RINGING] [SPEAKING SPANISH] Y'all already know. What's up, Nick? What's up, Monét? How are you doing? It's good to see you, man. You know, I know you're a big time star. Everyone knows you, but, you know, they got some stars on a new school, too. You know DC Young Fly, right, one of the biggest stars in the world, DC Young Fly, right? And you Radio Big Mac, one of the biggest stars in the world? Spit that water out if you want to see what it looked like if Big Mac and DC Young Fly had a baby. Hell are you talking? Hey, big homie, stand up real quick. Stand up real quick, big homie. Stand up real quick. [CROWD SHOUTING] [BELL RINGING] That was good. DC Young Mac. [CROWD LAUGHING] That was a good one. I can't wait to wild style you, fat mother [MUTED]. [CROWD SHOUTING] [CROWD CHEERING] Hallelujah, hallelujah. I am Monét X Change thoughts. I don't know why Monét X Change thoughts sound like Madea, but we're just going to keep it going. Hallelujah. Lord, that old school team is raggedy as hell, especially that light skinned fat one back there. [CROWD SHOUTING] But I was wondering where he got his boob job from, Lord, because he got him on the front and the back. Lord, Jesus. [CROWD SHOUTING] [BELL RINGING] [CROWD LAUGHING] [CROWD CHEERING] Yeah, here we go. Don't give that [MUTED] up. [CHUCKLES] I am Monét's thoughts. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. [CROWD CHEERING] [BELL RINGING] Oh my God. He may as well just quit the show. Oh, that was vivid. Yeah. Nick, what's happening? How you doing? Angela, how are you? Hey, real quick, I got a question I've been wanting to ask for a long time. Now I get to ask. Nelly, real quick, how good is that Ashanti, bro? I mean, cause it got Irv Gotti tripping 20 years later. I mean, he's still mad. And you walked across national TV just to get a hug. Y'all remember that [MUTED]? [CROWD LAUGHING] [BELL RINGING] [CROWD CHEERING] What up? [LAUGHTER] What to do? Uh, I am-- I'm having a bad day because, here on Wild n' Out, Nick calls me Maddie with the fatty. And it kind of puts me in my feels because I'm not-- you know what I mean? Like, I went to college. I'm not just Maddie with the fatty. I'm also Maddie with the WAP. I'm Maddie with the-- [CROWD LAUGHING] I'm Maddie with the [GUTTERAL SOUNDS]. Hello, Maddie. I want to thank Maddie for coming down here tonight. Always, always. I want to let you know, Maddie, that I love all Black folks and white folks. [CROWD CHEERING] I just want to ask Angela, on a scale from one to America, how free are you tonight? [CROWD LAUGHING] You want the goods. [BUZZER] Give it up for DC Young Fly, ladies and gentlemen. [CROWD CHEERING] Yeah, give it up for DC Young Fly, ladies and gentlemen. Stupid. I am Nick Cannon's thoughts. [CROWD LAUGHING] Y'all know what time it is? Why y'all dread got a condom on it, ugly ass girl? I'm on your ass. You turn up. [BUZZER] Listen, DC. Go on there and take a pee. [CROWD CHEERING] [SIGH] Nick, you know, you and Nelly got so much in common. Like, both of y'all are in music. Both of y'all fine. Another thing y'all got in common is, both of y'all are known to fumble iconic women. Mm-hmm. Nelly fumbled Ashanti, and you fumbled Mariah Carey and me last night. Uh, but you have Angela Simmons in front of you. Correct? Now, if you would not fumble Angela Simmons, spit your water out. [CROWD LAUGHING] [BELL RINGING] Tired, tired of fumbling. [CROWD CHEERING] What up, y'all? How y'all doing? [LAUGHTER] What up, big [MUTED] Nick? How you doing? Tamar, you're not supposed to spit, god damn. [CROWD LAUGHING] Hold that [MUTED] there. Look at Santoine's sparkley upped ass over there looking like Maurice Walnut. [CROWD LAUGHING] What about nuts? Look at that [MUTED]. All he heard was nuts. [LAUGHTER] [BUZZER] All right. You got on Rick James' boots. [CROWD LAUGHING] Nick, just spit. Oh, he spit. [BELL RINGING] Ugly ass little boy. Ugly ass little boy. DC, what are you doing? I'm walking like your ass. [CROWD LAUGHING] [BELL RINGING] Nick just spit already. Oh, look, Nick. You didn't even see her leg all crossed. See was looking all anxious. [CROWD LAUGHING] They both spit. [CROWD CHEERING] [BUZZING] I don't care what nobody say. That joke was funny. [CROWD LAUGHING] Nicholas Cannon. I am Nick Cannon's thoughts. I wonder what-- hold up. Oh, this is my dog. Vince, what up, boy? Oh, yeah. Yeah, Tamar, she right here. We playing Talking Spit. That's one of your favorite games? That's crazy. You want to be back to where? Oh, yeah. He said, if y'all want to get back together, just keep the water in your mouth. [CROWD LAUGHING] [BELL RINGING] [CROWD CHEERING] Make some noise for DC Young Fly. [CROWD CHEERING] I hope this works. [CHUCKLES] I am GloRilla-- OK. OK. - That's right. Give me some [MUTED]. What's up, baby? [CROWD SHOUTING] He dirty. No. What'd you say? Nothing. You got a stupid ass eyebrow scar, ugly ass girl. I am GloRilla thoughts. Damn. When I wake up in the morning, I-- I look like Bow Wow with a wig on. [CROWD LAUGHING] [BELL RINGING] Loster. It's Loster. I don't blame you, Nick. I wouldn't B Simone either. Her coochie lip crooked. You saw it? [CROWD LAUGHING] And your camel toe crooked. [CROWD LAUGHING] [BELL RINGING] It's OK, let's get back to serious. Drink some water, Jada Wada. What's a Jada Wada? I ain't going to say nothing crazy. I don't want them fopey [MUTED] on my ass. Hell yeah. [LAUGHTER] His little baby be outside. Brand new whip got no keys. [CROWD LAUGHING] [BELL RINGING] Nick had all his child support in them boots. Exactly. [BELL RINGING] B Simone got Nick's boots on. Shut up. I'm putting my foot down, Carlos. Look. Nick, seriously, like, I've been on here for so many seasons, it's like, Wild n', Wild n'. It's like, let me have your baby already so I can stop working. [CROWD LAUGHING] This [MUTED] does not [MUTED] me. Let me tell y'all, last time I was here, I had short hair. His baby mama had long hair. I was like, [MUTED] let me get long hair. Now he [MUTED] that bitch with short hair. So it's like, which one do you want? [CROWD LAUGHING] [BELL RINGING] Oh my God. What do I need to do to have a baby? [MUTED] Uh-oh, now you're pregnant. Now you're pregnant. - Damn. It's happened. Black, white, Puerto Rican, what? Impregnate me, man. [CROWD LAUGHING] [CROWD CHEERING] Where my ladies at? Shimmy if you hear me. [CROWD CHEERING] Look at all these titties shaking. Y'all are welcome. Hey, B Simone, can I borrow your wig? Thank you. Hold on, y'all. Hold on, hold on. [CROWD LAUGHING] Hey, yo, what's up? It's Jess Hilarious in this. [CROWD SHOUTING] [BELL RINGING] Thank you, Simone. Don't [MUTED] play with his bitch. Beat his ass. [CROWD CHEERING] Is that why Conceited smell like a seafood boil today? [CROWD LAUGHING] Just tell the truth. B Simone took that wig off and turned into Lil Meech from BMF. [CROWD LAUGHING] [BELL RINGING] [CROWD CHEERING] Hey, Seven. All right, Kaine. So I'm going to tell y'all a little secret about him. You probably don't know this because he, like, is getting better, but he got a stuttering problem, just a little bit. So, Kaine, we going to show them how you would sing if you was 3LW. Period. It's like, I'm getting a little tired of you broken promises, promises, promises, promises, promises. [CROWD CHEERING] [BELL RINGING] He just spit all on 7th Street. Get her a towel. He spit all on her face. Get her a towel. Jesus. Can't believe you did that to her, Reginald. [CROWD LAUGHING] Let's go. [CROWD CHEERING] Let's go, E man. We got the same mom and dad. Don't mate well. In Christ. [LAUGHTER] I am Conceited's thoughts. I know you're wondering why my thoughts are so fast. It's because they are sure, too. [CROWD LAUGHING] [BELL RINGING] [LAUGHTER] [CROWD CHEERING] Let's go. Do it. Go, Phil. All right, let's do it. But I need my partner, Morgan. Hell yeah. [CROWD CHEERING] I wrote a little poem. So I need y'all to snap with me. Snap with me. Snap with me. I like that. This how it go. Oranges are orange. *Oranges, oranges are oranges.* Orange you going to give me your number, or spit? Orange are you going to go sit down? [BELL RINGING] [CROWD CHEERING] You know what I'm thinking, right, DC? [CHUCKLES] So I was just back there watching. I'm like, damn, you just kissed Justina. [CHUCKLES] That means you're gay. [CROWD LAUGHING] [BELL RINGING] It's a bad bitch alert. [CROWD CHEERING] [WHISTLES] Excuse you. Focus. How are you doing, DC? [CROWD LAUGHING] [LAUGHTER] [BELL RINGING] Why? I ain't say my joke. He's spitting. I need to say my joke. [MUTED] out of here. [CROWD LAUGHING] [LAUGHTER] [MUTED] Hey, y'all. OK. CROWD: Hey. So look. You know what I'm saying? I'm a beautiful, big wo-- [CROWD LAUGHING] You are beautiful, Courtney. You are beautiful. You are beautiful. You know what? [MUTED] you, DC. [BELL RINGING] Hey, Nick. Somebody said Courtier is built like a COVID test. That's crazy. [CROWD LAUGHING] Ari Fletcher, what's happening with you? Lovely lady. Looking at you, I just say your edge is thick as hell. [CROWD LAUGHING] [BELL RINGING] Most women use-- [BELL RINGING] God damn. [CROWD CHEERING] I ain't got nothing to say to you, Nick. What's up, Ari? How are you doing? I'm good. You sexier in person, too. So, look, me and DC got a little bet. Right? He going to tell me. That ain't no way you can get on her. I said, I'm the ladies man of Wild n' Out. There ain't nobody that ever sat in that chair I can't get. You know what I'm saying? So he bet me $500 that I can't get you to give me a little lap dance on stage right now. So leave the water in your mouth if I can come over there, and you stand up and you give me a little lap dance. Mm-hmm. [CROWD SHOUTING] Yeah, yeah. Mommy. [CROWD SHOUTING] [BELL RINGING] [CROWD CHEERING] It's a bad bitch alert. What's up? [CROWD CHEERING] Hi, Nick. How you doing? That's good. Nick, I need you to spit the water out, OK? That didn't work. That's fine. Spit the water out. [CROWD LAUGHING] [BELL RINGING] [CROWD CHEERING] She want a teen boy. Nick, I'm Courtney heels. I'm leaning on you. Hold on, Nick. You can't see me. Her heels like this. [CROWD LAUGHING] [BELL RINGING] I like your heels, Courtney. They, they strong. [RHYTHMIC STOMPING] Y'all, y'all evil. People are evil. [RHYTHMIC STOMPING] [CROWD CHEERING] Oh, yeah. Get it, get it, get it. [CROWD CHEERING]