Biden invites Bill Clinton on his farewell trip around the world

Published: Sep 13, 2024 Duration: 00:03:00 Category: Comedy

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hello hello Bill this is the president President Joe Biden yeah what are you calling me for we haven't talked in ages not since that time in the bathroom yeah well H how you been not great Bill people pushing Joe bidon around Joe bidon doesn't like to be pushed around but you should know about getting pushed around yeah tell me about it I know all about that well look I I want to ask you something you know how presidents fly all around the world on Air Force One sightseen before they had to leave office yeah well I got some big plans and I'm going to let you in on them what kind of plans well you're invited and I plan on making a stop at in at St James Island FC's dead I don't think there's a lick of fun on that island anymore besides Hillary would never go for it oh we can't let Hillary come that woman is mean yeah tell me about it I'm planning on leaving Jill on the plane while I'm at the island but we can't even let Hillary on the plane that woman is too much you know she called me up and told me I can't be president anymore and I yeah I heard about that sorry she get real pushy throws plates at me sometimes she did that when Monica visited me in my office one time y'all ever been hit by plate on cartoons they just break and bird fly around your head V in real life they don't home break they hurt especially when they hit you in the ribs like they did me they leave Mark f a bit for the Secret Service OD she'd have like to kill me well look you're in luck my other guest wasn't able to come so I'm opening the spot up to you I got some great places picked out where we can go I thinker we could start off at the world's largest ball string in Kansas we swing by three gorgeous Dam in China for some pictures shei bingles be some favors then we inside the pyramids in Egypt maybe ride some camelas we can try one last time try to get into Area 51 then we go tweak the nose of that little snot Kim Jong-un in North Korea speaking of North I've always wanted to go to the North Pole you know who's there we we go look at the bathing suits in Rio you know you know how they wear them there gillary would never go for it well like I said she's not invited anyway what just you and me and chill we'll leave Jill on the plane I got plans come on man you uh yeah yeah I'm almost done give me a minute I'm almost done where are you I'm hiding in the bathroom and he'll redone foul me well I better let you go but think about my offer he'll get you out of that house it's like to get me killed well I got to go my friend let me know oh

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