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Most Unhinged Comments from Donald Trump During Debate
Category: Comedy
Welcome back to this historic abc news presidential debate vice president harris says that women shouldn't trust you on the issue of of abortion because you've changed your position so many times you want to talk about abortion that's because they want to kill the babies right in the womb right in the... Read more
Kamala vs. Trump: Did She Call Him Donald Duck? 🦆 | Funny Debate Texts #presidentialdebate2024
Category: Comedy
Did you see that kma and trump are debating again mom it's kamla harris not kma and yeah i saw it what about it well she told him i'm speaking and i thought maybe she was just giving him a reminder since you know he talks a lot lol no she wasn't reminding him she was telling him to stop interrupting... Read more
Biden invites Bill Clinton on his farewell trip around the world
Category: Comedy
Hello hello bill this is the president president joe biden yeah what are you calling me for we haven't talked in ages not since that time in the bathroom yeah well h how you been not great bill people pushing joe bidon around joe bidon doesn't like to be pushed around but you should know about getting... Read more
vladimir putin endorses kamala Harris |ep 1
Category: News & Politics
(transcribed by turboscribe.ai. go unlimited to remove this message.) vladimir putin just endorsed kamala harris. so vladimir putin was on this interview and he was asked on his support for the us presidential election and it goes on and on how he supports kamala harris. literally this man was even... Read more
Donald Trump Bad Dad Jokes Part 2 #TrumpJokes #DadJokes
Category: Travel & Events
Do you know to hear some amazing dad jokes let's make jokes bre again what do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire frostbite what do you call a dog that can do magic the labracadabrador that's what people are saying why did the stadium get hot after the game all of the fans left damn it why... Read more
The Shocking Truth About Trump's Height
Category: News & Politics
I got a question i was just watching the news and they said that trump is 6'2 i didn't realize he was that tall well then again my perception can be a bit skewed only because i look at people based on their character and he just seems really small to me so i just assumed that he was short i guess i'm... Read more
Embarrassment: Trump’s Dogs/Cats Hoax! Alien Immigrant Cat Eater & Mar-a-Lago’s Cats & Dogs Menu!
Category: Entertainment
When they talk about migrants eating dogs and cats i mean that's something saturday night life would do why would you even bother do that he was childish he was creepy he was cringy that thing about eating dogs they eat dogs he was obsessed with it he wouldn't let it go he he put that bone in his mouth... Read more
Cats, Dogs, and Conspiracies a Donald Trump satire
Category: Entertainment
In springfield they're eating the dogs the people that came in they're eating the cats they're eating they're eating the pets of the people that live there and this is what's happening in our country and it's a shame small town called springfield so they say the pants are disappearing every day trump... Read more
Trump Said WHAT?! Pets Being Eaten in Springfield, Ohio?! 😂
Category: Entertainment
I say we drink the wine eat the dogs and use the papers for musket liting eat the dogs yeah dog is a fine meal mhm good heavens Read more
Crowd Not Feeling It as Kimberly Guilfoyle, Wife of Don Jr., Humiliates the Trump Name on Stage
Category: Sports
Welcome back to politics current affairs network the only place where political speeches are judged less on content and more on how many people don't fall asleep tonight we take you to the florida republican party gala where kimberly gilfoil known for her subtlety and quiet charm had what can only be... Read more
"Jimmy Kimmel Hilariously Roasts Trump's Debate Performance #JimmyKimmel #Trump #Debate"
Category: People & Blogs
Usually when donald trump gets a spanking like this from a woman it's with a forbes magazine what a what a k was pushing his buttons like a 12-year-old playing fortnite it was oh this was a much better debate than the last debate uh this is like the lion king when simba came back to avenge mufasa trump's... Read more
"Kimmel Questions Trump's Credibility with a Witty Analogy #jimmykimmel #trump #comedy "
Category: People & Blogs
You're welcome you're welcome man how is it possible that half of this country thinks it's a good idea to give the guy who tried to overthrow our government another chance to run our government like if someone poisoned all the jalapeno poppers at tgi fridays you wouldn't interview them to be the chef... Read more
Kamala Harris's Grabs Pretzel For Doug Emhoff
Category: Entertainment
I would love to give you a bag of pretzels to take back give me a bag of pretzels to give because he actually would be really upset if i did not bring him a kamla harris is winning over the people like princess diana i mean if you were to compare kamla harris to hillary clinton that is so cuz i can... Read more
"Shocking Revelation: Biden’s Great-Grandfather and the Hidden Molly Maguire Connection!"
Category: News & Politics
President biden humorously shared his past disappointment over discovering that his great-grandfather was not associated with a group known for violent actions against oppressive mind foreman during a rally in support of democratic presidential nominee vice president kamla harris in pittsburgh on monday... Read more
On the Jimmy Kimmel Show Former President THROWS TANTRUM After THIS Comedian Rips Him Apart !"
Category: Entertainment
And let me make one thing perfectly clear you are a total sellout with no spine period gunfire be donald trump's next appeal to black voters but getting shot at doesn't make you popular in the black community if it did then the most famous man in the hood would be liam niss ans has everything that trump... Read more
Pete Hegseth Roasts Kamala Harris In Live Show
Category: News & Politics
Tomorrow marks the 3y year anniversary of one one of the greatest debacles in american military history and that is the surrender to the taliban in afghanistan isn't this the problem with somebody who has no experience in fign policy and national security and does everything based on ideology yes she... Read more
Independence: The Cure for TDS | Political ad by Nicole Shanahan's team
Category: Comedy
Introduction [music] are you or your loved ones suffering from illnesses such as tds also known as trump derangement syndrome do you symptoms of "tds" dismiss or deny the current issues facing our country such as historic inflation illegal immigration corporate corruption world war iii escalations and... Read more
This Week in DUMBmocracy: Charlamagne Tha God COOKS Plies For Defending Kamala Avoiding Interviews
Category: News & Politics
I think it's incredibly weak weak sauce to show up with your running mate the fact that they don't have enough confidence in her to let her sit herself the actual top of the ticket and do a single interview in fact i think the hand ringing and the gations over this over the last month show a troubling... Read more
Day 90: Molly Jong-Fast
Category: People & Blogs
And i got to tell you i can't wait to debate the guy that is if if he's willing to get off the couch and show up so you see what i did there hi i'm honorary cox welcome to 90 days with honorary cox it is 90 days until the 2024 election and who knows what centuries uh worth of history will happen in... Read more
George Conway DESTROYS Trump with EPIC takedown - Brain FRIED from conspiracies
Category: News & Politics
In today's video we dive deep into the recent developments surrounding donald trump's reaction to the massive crowds that kamla harris and tim wals have been drawing at their rallies less than two hours ago breaking news hit the wires and we're hustling to bring you all the details but first let's address... Read more