Cats, Dogs, and Conspiracies a Donald Trump satire

in Springfield they're eating the dogs the people that came in they're eating the cats they're eating they're eating the pets of the people that live there and this is what's happening in our country and it's a shame small town called Springfield so they say the pants are disappearing every day Trump says the Haitians are to blame eating all the cats isn't that insane oh oh dogs are Running Scared hiding from the feast but let's be real who buys this in the least Springfields got a brand new kind of scare thanks to rumors flying everywhere oh no the cats are all gone Springfields on theeg at on cats and dogs they've run away or maybe it's just another day yeah another day

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