EAGLES SUCK ALREADY!! Minnesota Vikings vs. Philadelphia Eagles | 2024 Preseason

first and [Applause] 10 Vikings nice team that's trying to bolster their running how yall think the Vikings going to be this year without Kur cousins Kur cousin play for the Falcons stiffy wait who do who do the Vikings got his quarterback H that'se I got to look it up who who you I would imagine there's also some excitement and emotion who that quarterback play football second down and five that gasing a lot to run tight that is a saing tack oh uh wait oh yeah bro oh yeah the Vikings had uh JJ McCarthy bro then and he got hurt that's crazy bro I remember now I just it just clicked in my head I forgot he out for the whole season bro as a rookie he didn't even get to play bro that's that's sad bro I know he [ __ ] I know he hurt about that bro he ain't get to you ain't get to play your rookie season bro that's that's that's actually crazy bro that's actually crazy Vikings would have actually been tough though they probably still could be but I know backup I know backup quarterbacks be glad when the when the starter can't play cuz now they can get some PT but that's crazy bro a working he a even get he not even going to be to play Rie season bro that's crazy ooh [Applause] nice eagles look a little [Music] up Davis I wonder why they don't they don't have certain players in the NFL that play both sides of the field now you know they got uh what's what's name Travis Hunter do that uh in college he play off and defense do they even I don't think NFL allow that right like I don't think you could play both sides of the I don't know why they wouldn't though cuz sh some people know I play both that just more work though down yardage once again a nice size hole for Davis price to crash through down of the Bro helmet big as hell I used to hate when I had like I think one time when I was playing football I had got a big ass helmet bro I used to hate that J like it didn't even it didn't look right on my head bro I was a young yry oh yeah he's still running now the out as he was going for extra yardage the ball popped out near the 35 yd line Vikings say they've got it covered by Minnesota wow before we talk about football tell me a little bit about your mission in the bro we don't want to hear this [ __ ] talk we don't want to hear jayen H talk no disrespect if it ain't JD I don't want to hear it simple it's JD time y y' didn't gave Dak Prescott his shine y didn't gave jayen H his shine y' didn't gave even shitty ass Daniel Jones his shine it's JD time I don't want to hear none of these [ __ ] none of no no no quarterback in NFC I don't want to hear none of y'all talk but JD simple we watching highlights when you hear to see uh jayen H talk [ __ ] go sit your ass down on the sidelines simple despite a little problem with the snap in the hold it's good you critiquing him or you staying away from him what are you doing well when when he's home you know we watch nice he's wide open bro we really got a chance to like do something this year bro we got JD we got a whole new ownership we got a whole new uh whole new uh coach whole new old uh offensive coordinator like we we got a whole new everything bro like and even if it don't click in this sh like it's years to come we got we I time we going to shine bro our time coming bro you know even if it's not this year you know I don't want nothing to rush I'm not expecting JD to have no no like you know what I'm saying no no CJ stra type yeah you feel what I'm saying and I and then hey if he do I'm I'll be happy bro but I'm not going to have them type of expectations for this his first year in the league bro you know what I'm saying even if we go 7 and 10 6 and some or 8 and some you know what I'm saying hey that's solid for him it's his first [ __ ] Year bro give him a break bro he still trying to learn the game bro so but for years to come we got a quarterback like for years to come bro we going to be good oh my gosh hey 23 23 retire bro take your jersey off take your shoulder pads off take your helmet off take your mouth piece out you know just go back to the uh locker room and reevaluate your whole life cuz there's no way you let that [ __ ] catch the ball over your head you're searching you're searching for air how am I supposed to breathe with no air that's what you look like look at your arm what are you doing he caught that what bro like all you all up in this m he caught that bro that's that's so disrespectful he that was so disrespectful no doubt about it on third down quick throw first down bro I hate when [ __ ] pull your jersey bro like bro what are you doing that's not [Applause] tackle nice Eagles looking sus bro like come on yo I told y'all bro like they bro this another team if they don't got a good quarterback they sus they don't got a good quarterback they trash it's no way if you got a core Foundation y'all should have no [ __ ] three points bro y'all getting SC defense Vikings defense scoring yall BR even ain't even about playing your hard cuz you these [ __ ] got backups in bro H oh flipp te flipp te see tight end could take them type hits bro they be weighing like 300 lb bro no 200 something pounds all muscle then they be tall as [ __ ] they barely even feel that jar Hing picked up oh yeah hey he got try to get out that jam though I really feel bad for JJ McCarthy though that's that's really wild like I really still think about that bro today like he going to miss out on his whole rookie year bro every rookie that got drafted this year going to play and he can't play cuz of some surgery or something bro like that's the [ __ ] I'm talking about like what Ty where y'all get y' quarterback from he had bro the quarterback had to work at Burger King as again as I said before he had to work at Burger King and to y'all he look like he he he fit the description of a backup quarterback this because a [ __ ] is tall and and and has a good weight for a quarterback and he show y'all good good amount of passes doesn't mean he's good enough to be a quarterback you know what I'm saying [ __ ] can't even hold on to the ball this is these is crucial moments here bro it's three it's 3 to 17 bro y'all got the y'all got y' Foundation looking bad cuz like okay if the backups can't do nothing y' y'all wouldn't y'all wouldn't be able to do anything if jayen Herz was to go out today like it's just ridiculous oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah like that they're up by 17 of the worst ever seen they're pissed wide open again to the crib to the crib what end up keeping D MC out of the end zone he told us there's so much that's different play that's why you got to be wearing like see me if I be wear Shard and all type of stuff protect my ankles this the defense you just got to do it the right way like aara did right there 20yd field goal to the a speed up by 20 that's sad and they got the ball it's only third quarter damn smushing ug wel to the game he trying to make sure it's seven either here or somewhere else third wait he dropped it it's dead B almost got there after Tron provided the pressure in the hit and he said he hasn't looked at that very much [Applause] but to the crib see y got to tell y'all got to stop taking that [ __ ] to the crib bro so I can say take it to the G to the G to the g y got to startop taking oh oh trick them in all kind of whoa oh my good I've never seen that in my life I've never seen this I've never seen this he fighting for his life to tackle him bro what the hell I've never seen that BR to out of his [Applause] grou how about that getting inside making a play that's a l of two third one they throwing the defense clamp them y got to put some points on the board though hus flip that [ __ ] flip that [Applause] [ __ ] y'all celebrating bro y'all are down by 20 in a preseason game I don't give a [ __ ] if preseason on that bro there's no way y should be oh trick though oh my God broke his ankles had him stutter stepping on the ground those not of bar off the they can't even behindi third and only need a yard to move the sticks clamps clamps quick throw ain't no oh oh oh oh yeah to qu oh n need that jump need that jump J Ward comes down with the football best looks possible and challenge each other every day Landon speaking of getting good work saw that's what I mean by WRA legs bro that was a good tackle right there that's what I mean by WRA the legs a lot of [ __ ] don't know how to wrap legs that's why they don't know how to tackle that's why a lot of tackles get broken cuz they don't WRA the legs where your legs is your PR is is your primary source for you to be able to move your body so without your legs you can't do nothing bro he's going to throw that's why it's important to rap your legs over through the ball that's why it's important to rap the legs bro I never knew how important it was until when I was playing my coach used to be on our ass when I was like cuz I used to play DB I used to play DB I play running back I said running back R and DB but my primary uh position was DB and they used to be on our on our head about that wrapping the legs rapping the legs bro cuz like without legs you can't do [ __ ] and that's true and these [ __ ] in the NFL y'all supposed to be Pro this bro to this day I be seeing [ __ ] on these highlights bro and they really don't know how to tackle bro they trying to go for b b hugs and bro wprp his legs bro I'm telling you bro oh damn that [ __ ] over with wait what was the score 263 that [ __ ] is ridiculous Eagles y'all are trash I'm sorry I don't give no [ __ ] about it being no no preseason y'all shouldn't be playing like that in the preseason y'all trash and I can't wait till we play y'all